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Nov 22, 2011, 2:19:12 PM11/22/11
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(Please note that this article has nothing whatsoever to do with Jerry
Sandusky's "petrified" penis and the incredible cover-up that goes
along with it.)
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Penn State University will proudly present an exhibit of Ed Conrad's
petrified penis at Beaver Stadium on Thanksgiving and over the long
holiday weekend.
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More commonly known as The Immaculate Deception, the penis was
discovered between anthracite veins in Ne Pennsylvania.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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HOW BIG WAS THE PEEPEE ORIGINALLY?
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Fr. Guido Sarducci is an expert on petrified peepees.
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This fossilized penis is much more important than you can ever imagine
because it -- and many other petrified human remains that were
discovered between coal veins by Ed Conrad, a Future Saint -- has
proven beyond doubt that our ancestors existed
on earth eons ago while coal was being formed.
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Consequently, it gives evolution and evolutionists
a good swift kick in the balls, richly deserved.

The penis -- also called Love Stick, Macho Man, Lightning Rod,
Yellowstone and/or Big Dick (no relation to Richard Cheney) -- has
been the source of many wonderful quotations over the years.
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My personal favorite is:
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EVOLUTION OF THE HUMAN PENIS
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"I think the penis will become something
like an energy weapon, a plasma gun in
the future, and the sperm will be fuel for
future space missions. The penis is truly
important."
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The exhibit is a gesture of apology to Ed Conrad whom Penn State
"experts" had screwed, "blewed" and tattooed for the past 30 years
while conspiring to deny he has discovered petrified human remains in
coal seams.

Admission to the exhibit is free and seniors get a 10-percent
discount. Boys under 12 must be accompanied by a parent, guardian or
even some old guy you might think is the kid's great-grandfather but
the kid, strangely, always calls him "Mr."

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE PENIS
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SPECIAL REPORT: MAKING A BABY NOT THAT EASY
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Here are a few of Ed Conrad's fossils which he also
found between coal veins and now are being sold
on eBay.
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http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=fossil&_sacat=See-All-Categories
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A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S FOSSILS THAT
PENN STATE'S "EXPERTS" FRAUDULENTLY
IDENTIFIED AS ROCKS AND/OR CONCRETIONS
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL
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Wilton M. Krogman, who wrote the book "The Human
Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," identified this fossil
as a petrified human calvarium (a human skull with the eye-sockets
broken off.
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Haversian canals -- the tell-tale sign of bone -- have
been documented as existing in this specimen.
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In addition, it had been tested by American Medical
Laboratories (AML), the most prestigious medical lab
in the world, which reported -- in writing -- that it
contains dried blood.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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-- Wilton M. Krogman to a colleague
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR
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HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Photo shows the boulder after it was removed from
between anthracite veins from a depth of some 250 feet.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories ALSO identified dried blood in granules
removed from the inner surface of what bears a distinct likeness to
-- and IS] -- a human cranium.
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OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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< WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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< EARS, JOHNNY!
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TIME TO END TO THE MONKEY BUSINESS
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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"GOOD GOD!" -- Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
http://www.edconrad.org
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:chuckle: [b]Ed Conrad[/b]
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A LIST OF PENN STATE'S CO-CONSPIRATORS IN THE COVER-UP OF TRUTH ABOUT
MAN'S ORIGIN AND ANCESTRY:
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Smithsonian Institution
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, Univ. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Smithsonian Institution
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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talk.origins sci.anthropology sci.anthropology.paleo
sci.archaeology sci.archaeology.mesoamerican
sci.bio.evolution sci.paleontology.evolution

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Nov 22, 2011, 4:44:45 PM11/22/11
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> <http://www.blurofinsanity.com/penislength.htmlhttp://www.penisenlargementpills.ro/images/penis2.jpg
> <
> SPECIAL REPORT: MAKING A BABY NOT THAT EASY
> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFgo9J_MRng
> <
> =============
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> Here are a few of Ed Conrad's fossils which he also
> found between coal veins and now are being sold
> on eBay.
> <http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nk...
> PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMURhttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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> ===============
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> HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
> <
> Photo shows the boulder after it was removed from
> between anthracite veins from a depth of some 250 feet.
>
> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
> <
> Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
> cranium.
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
> <
> American Medical Laboratories ALSO identified dried blood in granules
> removed from the inner surface of what bears a distinct likeness  to
> -- and IS] -- a human cranium.
> <
> OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
> <
> OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
> <
> <           WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
> <
> <                  EARS, JOHNNY!
> <http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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> TIME TO  END TO THE MONKEY BUSINESS
> <http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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> MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://www.edconrad.com
> <
> "GOOD GOD!" -- Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!http://www.edconrad.org
> Smithsonian Institutionhttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
It should be checked out for HIV. If Joe gave AIDS to these 8 and 10
children (did not use a condom) it will cost him his fortune. TreBert
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