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KWills

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May 14, 2020, 1:21:25 PM5/14/20
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Skeeter

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May 14, 2020, 2:20:07 PM5/14/20
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On Thu, 14 May 2020 13:21:24 -0400, KWills <comp...@invalid.invalid>
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>https://pasteboard.co/J8mvZ02.jpg LOL!


Damn Chad, do you make this shit up? Another broken link.

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May 14, 2020, 2:23:53 PM5/14/20
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he does it on purpose he somehow gets a kick out of posting 404's

Skeeter

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May 14, 2020, 2:28:33 PM5/14/20
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theres a kook everywhere you go, warm, working in the yard, wife has
doc appt at 1:00. found a non working tablet and got it working.

envy me

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May 14, 2020, 2:38:03 PM5/14/20
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cloudy , cold , no need to go anywhere , i can't use those tablet things

KWills

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May 14, 2020, 2:46:00 PM5/14/20
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In article <lt2rbf5mooflhde2e...@4ax.com>,
Sc...@invalid.invalid says...
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> On Thu, 14 May 2020 13:21:24 -0400, KWills <comp...@invalid.invalid>
> wrote:
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> >
> > https://pasteboard.co/J8muZ02.jpg LOL!
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> Damn Chad, do you make this shit up? Another broken link.
>
Post editing pissbum.

Skeeter

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May 14, 2020, 5:23:18 PM5/14/20
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On Thu, 14 May 2020 14:45:58 -0400, KWills <comp...@invalid.invalid>
wrote:
Says the nym stealing, post editing and snipping buffoon. You have no
credibility.

Skeeter

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May 14, 2020, 5:23:56 PM5/14/20
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Im gonna swap it for some oxys

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May 14, 2020, 5:30:27 PM5/14/20
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one way to get'em

Skeeter

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May 14, 2020, 6:39:01 PM5/14/20
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Getting hard here, they just don't wanna give em out anymore.

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May 14, 2020, 6:47:24 PM5/14/20
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i got a live on in the oldies group

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May 14, 2020, 6:53:33 PM5/14/20
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i don't even go to the doctor anymore ,
i call the drug store , say what i need ,
they get the doc to fax a script and i go get the stuff ,
they'll deliver but i use it as a chance to go to town ,
thumbs up social distance

Skeeter

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May 15, 2020, 2:46:20 AM5/15/20
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i saw that, just observing

Checkmate

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May 15, 2020, 3:50:19 PM5/15/20
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Thu, 14 May 2020 11:37:59 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
which was duly noted and recorded:
I bought one and I hate it.

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Checkmate

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May 15, 2020, 3:52:10 PM5/15/20
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Thu, 14 May 2020 16:38:57 -0600 Skeeter put forth the following
notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


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If I hadn't been taking them for years, I don't know if I could even get
them today. Every January they come out with new "rules".

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May 15, 2020, 3:54:33 PM5/15/20
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On 2020-05-15 12:50 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Thu, 14 May 2020 11:37:59 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On 2020-05-14 11:28 a.m., Skeeter wrote:
>>> On Thu, 14 May 2020 11:23:50 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2020-05-14 11:20 a.m., Skeeter wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 14 May 2020 13:21:24 -0400, KWills <comp...@invalid.invalid>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://pasteboard.co/J8mvZ02.jpg LOL!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Damn Chad, do you make this shit up? Another broken link.
>>>>>
>>>> he does it on purpose he somehow gets a kick out of posting 404's
>>>
>>>
>>> theres a kook everywhere you go, warm, working in the yard, wife has
>>> doc appt at 1:00. found a non working tablet and got it working.
>>>
>>> envy me
>>>
>>
>> cloudy , cold , no need to go anywhere , i can't use those tablet things
>
> I bought one and I hate it.
>
she's got one i can't use it it's too small

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May 15, 2020, 3:59:17 PM5/15/20
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i'm good now with this phone in my refills business ,
i don't even see a doctor anymore unless i want to

Checkmate

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May 15, 2020, 4:04:21 PM5/15/20
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Fri, 15 May 2020 12:54:31 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On 2020-05-15 12:50 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> >
> > On Thu, 14 May 2020 11:37:59 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> > which was duly noted and recorded:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2020-05-14 11:28 a.m., Skeeter wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 14 May 2020 11:23:50 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 2020-05-14 11:20 a.m., Skeeter wrote:
> >>>>> On Thu, 14 May 2020 13:21:24 -0400, KWills <comp...@invalid.invalid>
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> https://pasteboard.co/J8mvZ02.jpg LOL!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Damn Chad, do you make this shit up? Another broken link.
> >>>>>
> >>>> he does it on purpose he somehow gets a kick out of posting 404's
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> theres a kook everywhere you go, warm, working in the yard, wife has
> >>> doc appt at 1:00. found a non working tablet and got it working.
> >>>
> >>> envy me
> >>>
> >>
> >> cloudy , cold , no need to go anywhere , i can't use those tablet things
> >
> > I bought one and I hate it.
> >
> she's got one i can't use it it's too small

That's one of the reasons I hate mine. That, and Windows 10.

Skeeter

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May 15, 2020, 5:06:33 PM5/15/20
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About the only people I know getting them on a regular basis are those
who have been taking them for sometime. Now they want to give Tramadol
or some shit.

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May 15, 2020, 6:01:33 PM5/15/20
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i don't care about the version of windows but i hate tiny

Raven

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May 15, 2020, 8:43:54 PM5/15/20
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Skeeter has brought this to us :
Yep, they try not to write them for even major
surgery now, like hip replacement, knee, etc.

They used to give at least 30 days or more of oxy type
pain killers for that but not anymore.

Checkmate

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May 15, 2020, 9:15:17 PM5/15/20
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Fri, 15 May 2020 20:43:53 -0400 Raven put forth the following
You'd think they could find more important things to worry about... like
assholes trying to sell Fentanyl right here in AC, and tons of it coming
in from China and our southern border.

Raven

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May 15, 2020, 9:32:38 PM5/15/20
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Checkmate used his keyboard to write :
Yea eh, that Fentanyl is in everything now,
people buying coke are getting that shit
instead.

The last time I bought coke, (in the late 80's)
the worst thing it was laced with was some baby
laxative.

Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛

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May 16, 2020, 12:09:33 AM5/16/20
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On Fri, 15 May 2020 21:32:37 -0400, LO AND BEHOLD; Raven
<ra...@invalid.invalid> determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<ToHvG.61257$gD7....@fx01.iad>:

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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 💩. On Thu, 14 May 2020 16:38:57 -0600 Skeeter put forth the
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did you run it through your mass spectrometer before you freebased it, crackhead?

"nads" won't comment on this poast...

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seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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KWills

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May 16, 2020, 8:59:22 AM5/16/20
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In article <tmdrbf9dbvvre9026...@4ax.com>,
Sc...@invalid.invalid says...
Typical drug addled pissbum.

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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May 16, 2020, 10:03:24 AM5/16/20
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On Fri, 15 May 2020, Raven <ra...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

<...>

>Yea eh, that Fentanyl is in everything now,
>people buying coke are getting that shit
>instead.
>
>The last time I bought coke, (in the late 80's)
>the worst thing it was laced with was some baby
>laxative.

The last time I bought Coke it was the New Coke®
and it didn't taste good. Now I only drink Pepsi®.

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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May 16, 2020, 10:04:37 AM5/16/20
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On Sat, 16 May 2020 08:59:18 -0400, KWills <comp...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Typical drug addled pissbum.

And, the Triple-Chin Chad weighs in. (Boy, does he EVER!)

Skeeter

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May 16, 2020, 10:36:39 AM5/16/20
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On Sat, 16 May 2020 08:59:18 -0400, KWills <comp...@invalid.invalid>
wrote:

Hi Chad, Did you miss me? I am here to keep you off the streets and
away from the kids, carry on.

]v[etaphoid

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May 17, 2020, 7:26:56 AM5/17/20
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"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." pretended :
> On Sat, 16 May 2020 08:59:18 -0400, KWills <comp...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Typical drug addled pissbum.
>
> And, the Triple-Chin Chad weighs in. (Boy, does he EVER!)

https://pasteboard.co/IX8zFzPl.png

True dat...
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