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Fin Fang Foom
Fin Fang Foom
Fin Fang Foom on the cover of Strange Tales #89 (Oct. 1961).
Art by Jack Kirby.
Publication information
Publisher Marvel Comics
First appearance Strange Tales #89 (Oct. 1961)
Created by Stan Lee
Jack Kirby
In-story information
Species Makluan/Axonn-Karr
Team affiliations Dragon Lords of Kakaranathara
Fin Fang Four
Beyond Reason Spiritual Fellowship
Notable aliases "He Whose Limbs Shatter Mountains and Whose Back Scrapes
the Sun"
Abilities Superhuman physical attributes
Acid mist breath
Shape-shifting
Telepathy
Flight
Prolonged lifespan
Martial artist
Fin Fang Foom is a fictional character that appears in comic books
published by Marvel Comics. The character first appears in Strange Tales
#89 (Oct. 1961), and was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.
Making his debut during the Silver Age of Comic Books, Fin Fang Foom
appeared during Marvel's period of post comics code experimentation with
monsters, which would not be intregrated into the Marvel Universe until
the Bronze Age of Comic Books. The character has also appeared in
associated Marvel merchandise including animated television series;
toys; trading cards and video games.
Contents
1 Publication history
2 Character biography
2.1 Fin Fang Four, 2.2 Imitations
3 Powers and abilities
4 Other versions
4.1 Iron Man: Viva Las Vegas, 4.2 Marvel 1602, 4.3 Mutant X, 4.4
Nextwave, 4.5 Thor: The Mighty Avenger
5 In other media
5.1 Television, 5.2 Film, 5.3 Video games
6 Footnotes
7 External links
Publication history
Stan Lee's inspiration for Foom's name was apparently the title of the
long-running British musical comedy, Chu Chin Chow.[1]
The character first appeared in a one-shot story "Fin Fang Foom" in
Strange Tales #89 (Oct. 1961) and reappeared in Astonishing Tales #23 -
24 (April & June 1974). He was impersonated by the Midgard Serpent in
Thor #379 (May 1987). His first story was reprinted in Where Monsters
Dwell #21 (May 1973) and Marvel Monsterworks (1990). Foom eventually
reappeared in Marvel continuity in Legion of Night #1 - 2 (Oct. 1991),
and then made multiple appearances in Iron Man #261 - 264 (Oct. 1991 -
Jan. 1992); 267 (April 1991) & 270 - 275 (July - Dec. 1992), and
returned in Iron Man vol. 2, #15 - 18 (April - July 1999).
An alternate version appears in Mutant X Annual 2001.
Foom briefly appeared in the intercompany crossover JLA/Avengers #1
(Sept. 2003).
The villain Nightmare changed a creature called a Mindless One into a
copy of Foom to battle the Hulk in Hulk Vol. 3 #79 (May 2005).
The character's origins and early days are developed in Marvel Monsters:
Monsters On The Prowl #1 (Dec. 2005) and Fin Fang Four #1 (Dec. 2005).
Foom also appeared in Nextwave #1 - 2 (March - April 2006), Marvel
Holiday Special 2006 (Jan. 2007), in a dream in Howard the Duck Vol. 3
#1 (Nov. 2007), in Iron Man: Las Vegas (May - June 2008); and appeared
briefly in the limited series Age of the Sentry #1 - 6 (Sept. 2008 - May
2009); one-shot titles Hulk Monster-Size Special #1 (Dec. 2008) and Dark
Reign Files #1 (April 2009) and featured in another monster one-shot,
Fin Fang Four Return! (July 2009) as well as another version in Hulk:
Broken Worlds #2 (July 2009).
Character biography
Fin Fang Foom is first awakened by teenager Chan Liuchow, whose homeland
is under threat from invading forces of Communist China. Liuchow goads
the dragon into chasing him into the Communist camp (which Foom
destroys) and then back to Foom's tomb, where the creature is returned
to sleep via the use of a rare herb.[2] Scientist Doctor Vault locates
and mentally controls the dragon for use against Vault's foe, It, the
Living Colossus. After a brief battle, Foom resists the control and aids
the Colossus against an alien invasion (intent on preserving the planet
for the alien's own race to conquer at a later date) before returning to
hibernation once again.[3] Foom is again roused from his slumber when
his body is possessed by the demon "Aan Taanu". Combating a group of
occult adventurers (including an older Chan Liuchow, now a Professor)
known as The Legion of Night in New York, Taanu is exorcised from Foom's
body, and the alien once again returns to hibernation.[4]
It is revealed in flashback that Foom is an alien being from the world
of Kakaranathara (also known as Maklu IV) in the Maklu system of the
Greater Magellanic Cloud. The aliens arrive on Earth in ancient China,
intending to conquer the planet. Using their natural shapeshifting
powers to mimic human form, the aliens infiltrate human society to study
it before beginning their conquest. The alien navigator is the
exception, and acting as a reserve is placed in a tomb in a catatonic
state.[5]
The Makluan vessel is eventually found by a man who steals ten
sophisticated rings from it, and becomes the supervillain the
Mandarin.[6] The Mandarin is directed to the Valley of the Sleeping
Dragon by a man called Chen Hsu, who is also an alien dragon and the
captain of the vessel. The Mandarin finds and wakes Fin Fang Foom, using
the dragon to threaten the Chinese government. Foom helps the Mandarin
take control of one third of China, and is then revealed as an alien of
Kakaranathara. With "Chen Hsu", whose true form is also revealed, the
pair begin to summon their fellows, who had been disguised as humans for
centuries. Realizing he has been tricked, the Mandarin joins forces with
heroes Iron Man and War Machine to defeat the dragons, the battle ending
with their apparent annihilation.[7]
Although Foom's body is destroyed, the alien's spirit survives and bonds
itself to a small dragon statue, which was stolen from a curio shop by
teenager Billy Yuan at Foom's mental urging. Using Yuan's body as a
conduit for his power, Foom summons thousands of lizards from the sewers
beneath New York, merging them with Yuan's body to recreate his own
form. Iron Man, however, defeats Foom with assistance from the last
remnants of Yuan's mind. Due to legal complications the defeated dragon
is sent to Monster Isle once again.[8] Foom and several other monsters
also briefly battle the dimensionally displaced superhero team the
Justice League of America.[9]
Fin Fang Foom is captured by the Elder of the Universe known as the
Collector, and imprisoned with a subterranean collection of
monsters.[10] After being captured along with other monsters by the
recently formed Fantastic Four and deposited on "Monster Isle", Foom
returns to China and hibernation.[11]
Fin Fang Four
With the other members of the Makluan crew dead, Foom decides to reform
and becomes a follower of Buddhism. Entering into a rehabilitation
program with three other monsters - the robot Elektro; the giant ape
Gorgilla, and the alien Googam - Foom is shrunk down to human size,
hypnotically stripped of all powers and allowed to enter human society.
Foom becomes head chef in a Chinese restaurant within the Baxter
Building, and teams with the other monsters to defeat the size-changing
warlord Tim Boo Ba.[12] Foom begrudgingly aids Wong - the servant of
Doctor Strange - in defeating a force of HYDRA agents.[13]
Imitations
Howard the Duck also has dreams of playing cards with the Thing;
Man-Thing; Bigfoot; Frankenstein's Monster and Foom.[14]
There have also been two imitations of Fin Fang Foom. The Midgard
Serpent imitated Foom to attempt to trick the Thunder god Thor,[15]
while the villain Nightmare changed a creature called a Mindless One
into a copy of Foom to battle the Hulk.[16] Thor also claims to have
killed the true Fin Fang Foom in battle, and uses the dragon's bones to
build a tomb in the realm of Asgard.[17]
Powers and abilities
The character possesses super strength, the ability to fly via his wings
at supersonic speeds, and can spew combustible acid mist from his mouth.
Foom is also extremely durable and can regenerate at a rapid rate. By
entering into long periods of hibernation, Foom has managed to survive
for centuries. The character possesses a gifted intellect, can
communicate telepathically, and has access to advanced alien technology.
Other versions
Iron Man: Viva Las Vegas
In the Iron Man film universe, Fin Fang Foom battles Iron Man in the
limited series Iron Man: Viva Las Vegas.[18]
Marvel 1602
In the Marvel 1602 universe, Fin Fang Foom rampaged through China before
he was killed by Hulk at the Great Wall of China.[19]
Mutant X
In an alternate universe story in Mutant X Annual 2001, Fin Fang Foom is
a member of the Lethal Legion, who dies in battle against the Goblin
Queen (posing as the entity the Beyonder).[20]
Nextwave
Foom appears in the limited series Nextwave as a pawn of the Beyond
Corporation©. He is now back to his original size. Despite having no
genitals, he wears purple pants. Captions indicate his mother became
pregnant after interacting with radioactive materials. Foom had been
buried for many years; when the Beyond Corp. releases him, he goes on a
human-eating rampage. [21] According to Volume 4 of the Official
Handbook of the Marvel Universe A-Z hardcovers, this Foom was a clone
created by the Beyond Corporation.
Thor: The Mighty Avenger
In Thor: The Mighty Avenger #6, Heimdall takes the form of Fin Fang Foom
calling it "one which is common throughout the cosmos... echoes of a
single, ancient dragon, now tamed and humbled."[22]
In other media
Television
Fin Fang Foom appears as a recurring villain in Iron Man voiced by Neil
Ross. He is shown as an ally of the Mandarin, but in the opening of the
second season, it was revealed that this was a ploy to gain Mandarin's
trust, then betray him when his people took over the world. He is
supposedly killed in the explosion that scatters Mandarin's rings across
the world.
Fin Fang Foom appears in the Iron Man: Armored Adventures episode "Tales
of Suspense" Pt. 1. This version resembles a Chinese dragon that is the
guardian of the 5th Makluan Ring located in the Temple of Sacrifice in
Machu Picchu, Peru. Tony and Gene each placed their right hand on the
imprint which started the test by awakening Fin Fang Foom from its
statue form. The creature's awakening frightens away Zhang's minions. In
"Tales of Suspense" Pt. 2, Pepper attempts to fulfill the test by
throwing the Makluan Rings into it only to have it swallow them. Rhodey
in the War Machine armor shows up and gives Tony his Iron Man armor in
order to fight Fin Fang Foom. It then breathes a stream of Makluan
energy that resembles fire. Gene pushes Pepper out of the way so that
she wouldn't be eaten by Fin Fang Foom. Because of this, Gene passed the
Test of Sacrifice and claims the 5th Makluan Ring and stops Fin Fang
Foom.
Fin Fang Foom first appears in The Super Hero Squad Show episode "And
Lo! A Pilot Shall Come" voiced by Steven Blum. This version is a
mindless beast that works for Doctor Doom's Lethal Legion. Mole Man once
used an Infinity Fractal to control him into attacking Super Hero City
alongside his other monsters. In "Mental Organism Designed Only for
Kissing," he is used to ram into the wall separating Super Hero City and
Villainville only to be defeated by the Super Hero Squad and Valkyrie.
In "This Al Dente Earth," he helps some of the Lethal Legion fight
Galactus when he swipes Galactus' helmet during Wasp and Ant-Man's keep
away and starts chewing on it. When Galactus withdraws his helmet, it
accidentally got caught on Fin Fang Foom's briefs causing everyone to
avert their eyes until Fin Fang Foom was gone.
Film
Fin Fang Foom appeared in The Invincible Iron Man as the Mandarin's
guardian in his ceremonial resting chamber, and is later killed by Iron
Man.
An image of Fin Fang Foom - based on the character's depiction in the
Viva Las Vegas comic series but created specially for the film by artist
Adi Granov - made a brief appearance as an Easter egg in Iron Man 2.[23]
Video games
Fin Fang Foom also features in the video game Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
voiced by James Sie. Doctor Doom sent him to blow up the S.H.I.E.L.D.
Helicarrier engines. He has special dialogue with Doctor Strange and
Magneto.
Fin Fang Foom makes a brief cameo in Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two
Worlds in Arthur's ending. He has Arthur's betrothed princess in his
jaws as Arthur repeatedly strikes him, but he stoically says nothing.
Footnotes
^ "Bullpen Bulletins" (June 2000 Marvel comics): "Stan's Soapbox"
(column), by Stan Lee. Lee states this in the audio interview in Amazing
Marvel Universe by Roy Thomas and Stan Lee.
^ Strange Tales #89 (Oct. 1961)
^ Astonishing Tales #23 - 24 (April & June 1974)
^ Legion of Night #1 - 2 (Oct. 1991)
^ Iron Man #274 (Nov. 1991)
^ Tales of Suspense #50 (Feb. 1964)
^ Iron Man #261 - 264 (Oct. 1900 - Jan. 1992); 267 (April 1991) & 270 -
275 (July - Dec. 1992)
^ Iron Man vol. 2, #15 - 18 (April - July 1999)
^ JLA/Avengers #1 (Sept. 2003)
^ Marvel Monsters: Monsters On The Prowl #1 (Dec. 2005)
^ Fin Fang Four #1 (Dec. 2005)
^ Fin Fang Four #1 (Dec. 2005)
^ Marvel Holiday Special 2006 (Jan. 2007)
^ Howard the Duck vol. 3, #1 (Nov. 2007)
^ Thor #379 (May 1987)
^ Hulk vol. 3, #79 (May 2005)
^ Thor vol. 2, #80 (Aug. 2004)
^ Iron Man: Viva Las Vegas #1 - 4 (May - Aug. 2008)
^ Hulk: Broken Worlds #2
^ Mutant X Annual 2001
^ Nextwave #2 (Apr. 2006): Nextwave #1 - 12 (Mar. 2006 - Mar. 2007)
^ Thor: The Mighty Avenger #6
^ Marnell, Blair (January 19, 2010). "A Fin Fang Foom Cameo In 'Iron Man
2'?". MTV - Splash Page. New York, NY: MTV Networks.
http://splashpage.mtv.com/2010/01/19/a-fin-fang-foom-cameo-in-iron-man-2/.
Retrieved August 3, 2010.
External links
Fin Fang Foom at Marvel.com, Fin Fang Foom at the Marvel Database
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