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Now that's just cruel. Here's a more soothing dream for poor old
George. Imagine Trump wins the election:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/01/22/here-are-76-of-donald-trumps-many-campaign-promises/
Some of Trumps promises:
1. Build a wall along the southern border that's taller than the arenas
where Trump holds his rallies, taller than any ladder and one foot taller
than the Great Wall of China. This "artistically beautiful" wall will be
constructed out of hardened concrete, rebar and steel, and it will be "the
greatest wall that you've ever seen" -- so great that the nation will likely
one day name it "The Trump Wall."
2. Make Mexico pay for the wall. If Mexico refuses, then the United States
will impound all remittance payments taken from the wages of illegal
immigrants, cut foreign aid, institute tariffs, cancel visas for Mexican
business leaders and diplomats, and increase fees for visas, border-crossing
cards and port use.
3. "If I become president, we're all going to be saying 'Merry Christmas'
again."
6. Get rid of Obamacare and replace it with something "terrific" that is "so
much better, so much better, so much better."
9. Save Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security without cutting benefits.
11. "I will take care of women, and I have great respect for women. I do
cherish women, and I will take care of women."
His 3 wives are proof of this.
15. Heavily surveil mosques in the United States. Trump has said he's open
to the idea of closing some mosques.
17. Never take a vacation while serving as president.
19. Make medical marijuana widely available to patients, and allow states to
decide if they want to fully legalize pot or not.
23. Strengthen the military so that it's "so big and so strong and so great"
that "nobody's going to mess with us."
24. Be unpredictable. "No one is going to touch us, because I'm so
unpredictable."
25. Allow Russia to deal with the Islamic State in Syria and/or work with
Russian President Vladimir Putin to wipe out shared enemies.
27. Target and kill the relatives of terrorists.
28. Shut down parts of the Internet so that Islamic State terrorists cannot
use it to recruit American children.
29. Bring back waterboarding, which the Obama administration considers
torture. Trump has said he's willing to use interrogation techniques that go
even further than waterboarding. Even if such tactics don't work, "they
deserve it anyway, for what they're doing."
30. Leave troops in Afghanistan because it's such "a mess." Protect Israel.
And increase U.S. military presence in the East and South China Seas.
32. "I promise I will never be in a bicycle race. That I can tell you."
(This promise is connected to criticism of Secretary of State John F. Kerry,
who was injured while riding a bicycle amid the Iran negotiations.)
44. Rather than throw the Chinese president a state dinner, buy him "a
McDonald's hamburger and say we've got to get down to work."
45. Replace "free trade" with "fair trade." Gather together the "smartest
negotiators in the world," assign them each a country and renegotiate all
foreign trade deals.
46. Put billionaire hedge fund manager Carl Icahn in charge of trade
negotiations with China and Japan, and pick an ambassador to Japan who is "a
killer," unlike the current ambassador, Caroline Kennedy.
47. Tell Ford Motor Co.'s president that unless he cancels plans to build a
massive plant in Mexico, the company will face a 35 percent tax on cars
imported back into the United States. Trump is confident he can get this
done before taking office. (Last year he incorrectly said this had already
happened.)
48. Force Nabisco to once again make Oreos in the United States. And bully
Apple into making its "damn computers" and other products here.
49. Impose new taxes on many imports into the country. Numbers thrown around
have included 32 percent, 34 percent and 35 percent.
55. No longer charge income tax to single individuals earning less than
$25,000 per year or couples earning less than $50,000. These people will,
however, be required to file a one-page form with the Internal Revenue
Service that states: "I win."
56. Ensure that Americans can still afford to golf.
60. Use "common sense" to fix the mental health system and prevent mass
shootings. Find ways to arm more of the "good guys" like him who can take
out the "sickos." Get rid of bans on certain types of guns and magazines so
that "good, honest people" can own the guns of their choice.
61. Impose a minimum sentence of five years in federal prison for any
violent felon who commits a crime using a gun, with no chance for parole or
early release.
68. Deport the almost 11 million immigrants illegally living in the United
States.
69. Triple the number of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers.
70. Continue to allow lowly paid foreign workers to come to the United
States on temporary works visas because Trump says they are the only ones
who want to pick grapes.