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Ray OHara

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Jun 29, 2010, 6:05:18 PM6/29/10
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Louie Anderson. it is not possible to be unfunnier

for women it's Paula Poundstone, but she is a tad better than Louie.

Least funny local comic ,Boston Divison, Lenny Clark.


James Pablos

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Jun 29, 2010, 6:26:33 PM6/29/10
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Bobcat Goldhwait and I had a laugh over this post.


volkfolk

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Jun 29, 2010, 6:50:04 PM6/29/10
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On Jun 29, 6:05 pm, "Ray OHara" <raymond-oh...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Lamest RMGD poster, Ray O'Hara.

Scot

Seth Buttock

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Jun 30, 2010, 1:11:58 AM6/30/10
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On Jun 29, 3:50 pm, volkfolk <volkfo...@verizon.net> wrote:

> Lamest RMGD poster, Ray O'Hara.
>
> Scot

Uh -oh, Raymond's got a stalker!

Ray OHara

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Jun 30, 2010, 2:08:38 AM6/30/10
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"Seth Buttock" <cal...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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a long killfiled stalker.


Randy G

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Jun 30, 2010, 9:25:29 AM6/30/10
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I thought this thread was going to be about Bill Maher.

grunk

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Jun 30, 2010, 10:58:25 AM6/30/10
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On Jun 29, 6:05 pm, "Ray OHara" <raymond-oh...@hotmail.com> wrote:

It's a funny thing about comedy....

Ray (The Other One)

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Jun 30, 2010, 2:38:34 PM6/30/10
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On Jun 29, 6:05 pm, "Ray OHara" <raymond-oh...@hotmail.com> wrote:

No, actually it's Dane Cook. At least Louie Anderson is... wait.. you
might be right.

But Dane Cook is one unfunny motherfucker

Jperdue4

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Jun 30, 2010, 3:43:14 PM6/30/10
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The ones that immediatly jump to mind are:

Kevin James
DAVID CROSS..good lord..
Margret Cho....holy CRAP....
Janine Garafalo

Its easier to say whos good. There really arent that many good
comedians out there. Alot of its taste i guess.

JonP

Jperdue4

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Jun 30, 2010, 3:44:09 PM6/30/10
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On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:38:34 -0700 (PDT), "Ray (The Other One)"
<6sicks...@gmail.com> wrote:

>But Dane Cook is one unfunny motherfucker


Christ how could i have left that douche off?

JonP

dr.narcolepsy

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Jun 30, 2010, 3:50:57 PM6/30/10
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On Jun 30, 3:43 pm, Jperdue4 <Jperd...@aol.com> wrote:
> Janine Garafalo
>
> Its easier to say whos good. There really arent that many good
> comedians out there. Alot of its taste i guess.

I don't know about standup, but Garafalo always made me laugh on Larry
Sanders.

Sweetbac

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Jun 30, 2010, 6:40:36 PM6/30/10
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Modern day unfunny comics?
Hmmm....
Dave Chapelle....DAMN is he not funny
Dane Cook is AWFUL.
That redneck with the drink in his hand...
uh....Ron White...NOT funny.
The Mexican dude ....Carlos Mencina or something?
Chelsea Handler...has anyone seen that show of hers?
FUCK is it not funny...this is a great reason not to have
cable TV...
That other bitch.....Wanda Sykes?...AWFUL.

Old school comics who sucked then and now:
Bob Hope (of course)
Milton Berle
Jerry Lewis
Carrot Top
Cheech n' Chong were never really funny.
David Brenner
Mort Sahl
The ree-tod smashing the watermelon...Gallagher
That dope...the double talker MF'er...Norm Crosby

I'm going to stop there.

LP

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Jun 30, 2010, 8:49:23 PM6/30/10
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On Jun 30, 11:38 am, "Ray (The Other One)" <6sickstri...@gmail.com>
wrote:
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>
> No, actually it's Dane Cook.

That's the one. Considering the hype and popularity of this guy -
selling out hockey sheds for his stand up "concerts" - he is
staggeringly un-funny.

LP

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Sweetbac

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Jun 30, 2010, 10:07:15 PM6/30/10
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"band beyond description" <everybody's.d...@that.rag.com> wrote in message

> http://vodpod.com/watch/109497-dave-chappelle-weed
>
> his take on why he can't smoke weed with black people anymore (and the
> pros and cons of smoking with white people) is gut-busting...just one
> minute, 30 secs.
> Peace,
> Steve

Now see....I didn't even crack a smile during that routine.
I hear funnier MF'ers on the bus.
He just aint funny.
Period.
Now here's a cat who influenced a ton of new comics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgYH9NZvtM8
Now THIS dude is funny!


Ray OHara

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Jun 30, 2010, 11:44:35 PM6/30/10
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"LP" <so.y...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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LP

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Yes.


Ray OHara

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Jun 30, 2010, 11:45:42 PM6/30/10
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"Sweetbac" <swee...@scbglobal.net> wrote in message
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for two years before burnt out I found Chapelle piss your pants funny.


dr.narcolepsy

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Jul 1, 2010, 12:14:19 AM7/1/10
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On Jun 30, 6:40 pm, "Sweetbac" <sweetb...@scbglobal.net> wrote:
> That other bitch.....Wanda Sykes?...AWFUL.

She's another one, like Garafalo, who's pretty damn funny in her bit
part on Curb Your Enthusiasm (or she was, I haven't seen any of the
recent seasons).

Some of these people should be satisfied with a good semi-supporting
role in a sitcom, they just don't have the legs for standup. But I
suppose it pays handsomely.

Ray (The Other One)

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Jul 1, 2010, 9:15:05 AM7/1/10
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On Jun 30, 6:40 pm, "Sweetbac" <sweetb...@scbglobal.net> wrote:

Aw man, I love Norm Crosby. Your opinion is incorrect. ;-)

grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 10:45:58 AM7/1/10
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On Jun 30, 10:07 pm, "Sweetbac" <sweetb...@scbglobal.net> wrote:
Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric.
Now that Morgan Murphy dude is funny!

grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 10:54:06 AM7/1/10
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Hello!
Chris Elliott?
Does anybody remember laughter?

Ray OHara

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Jul 1, 2010, 10:54:46 AM7/1/10
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Sweetie probablly like Adam Sandler.


grunk

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On Jun 30, 10:07 pm, "Sweetbac" <sweetb...@scbglobal.net> wrote:
> "band beyond description" <everybody's.d...@that.rag.com> wrote in message
>
> >http://vodpod.com/watch/109497-dave-chappelle-weed
>
> > his take on why he can't smoke weed with black people anymore (and the
> > pros and cons of smoking with white people) is gut-busting...just one
> > minute, 30 secs.
> > Peace,
> > Steve
>
> Now see....I didn't even crack a smile during that routine.
> I hear funnier MF'ers on the bus.
> He just aint funny.

Wrong!
Neil FUCKING Hamburger!

grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 11:00:58 AM7/1/10
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On Jun 30, 10:07 pm, "Sweetbac" <sweetb...@scbglobal.net> wrote:

> Now THIS dude is kinda SILLY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rD1OzJVoWY

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grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 11:17:26 AM7/1/10
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On Jul 1, 11:09 am, band beyond description
<everybody's.d...@that.rag.com> wrote:
> da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dah....BANANAS!
>
> <Chris as Marlon Brando on Letterman>
> --
> Peace,
> Steve

Thanks, Steve...
You do know we are dealing with SQUARES!!
Yes?
Talking DK, as well.
You're a good man.
Be careful.

Ken Fortenberry

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Jul 1, 2010, 11:22:22 AM7/1/10
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grunk wrote:

> "Sweetbac" wrote:
>> Now see....I didn't even crack a smile during that routine.
>> I hear funnier MF'ers on the bus.
>> He just aint funny.
>
> Wrong!
> Neil FUCKING Hamburger!

Would somebody out there in Frisco please call the asylum
and tell them grunk has gnawed through his leather straps.
*AGAIN*.

--
Ken Fortenberry

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grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 11:27:57 AM7/1/10
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On Jul 1, 11:22 am, Ken Fortenberry <kennethfortenbe...@gmail.com>
wrote:

"Can someone PLEASE tell Ken that his stale-ass shit was getting OLD
years ago"
Grandma Moses

grunk

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On Jul 1, 11:21 am, band beyond description
<everybody's.d...@that.rag.com> wrote:

>
> so you're saying "Shakes the Clown" isn't Oscar material?
> --
> Peace,
> Steve

Shakes is one of the best Mime hatin' movies of all time.

grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 11:34:03 AM7/1/10
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On Jul 1, 11:23 am, band beyond description
<everybody's.d...@that.rag.com> wrote:

>
> you mean the <makes index fingers' motion> L7 contingent?  watch your back.
> --
> Peace,
> Steve- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

You too, Steve!
A lot of these douchebags dig Yes, no foolin!
Probably a Foghat fan, or three, as well.

Sweetbac

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Jul 1, 2010, 11:37:06 AM7/1/10
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"grunk" <grun...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> Hello!
> Chris Elliott?
> Does anybody remember laughter?

You act this way down at that comic book shop
you work at, Cabin Boy?
Amazing


Ray (The Other One)

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Jul 1, 2010, 12:16:44 PM7/1/10
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On Jul 1, 10:54 am, "Ray OHara" <raymond-oh...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "Ray (The Other One)" <6sickstri...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:953e6429-a680-4d60...@j8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> Sweetie probablly like Adam Sandler.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Talk about unfunny motherfuckers, he put together a whole crew of them
for that last turd he unleashed on an unsuspecting world. (Excuse
Chris Rock who is actually funny at times, but must have needed the
money.)

The only movie I've seen a trailer for that looks worse is "Cyrus",
whoever decided to bank on John C. Reilly making another movie just
totally deserves to lose their shirt. Holy shit, a 30 second spot on
TV is more of that disaster than I ever want to experience.

grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 12:51:14 PM7/1/10
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On Jul 1, 11:37 am, "Sweetbac" <sweetb...@scbglobal.net> wrote:
> "grunk" <grunk...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

Sho 'nuff!
Bagged some Blondes offa that shit the other day.
Nigger, damn, that was some crazy ass shit.
Y'all want some Clamato?

Mike Healy

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Jul 1, 2010, 1:07:38 PM7/1/10
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On Jun 30, 11:38 am, "Ray (The Other One)" <6sickstri...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> On Jun 29, 6:05 pm, "Ray OHara" <raymond-oh...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Louie Anderson. it is not possible to be unfunnier
>
> > for women it's Paula Poundstone, but she is a tad better than Louie.
>
> > Least funny local comic ,Boston Divison, Lenny Clark.
>
> No, actually it's Dane Cook. At least Louie Anderson is... wait.. you
> might be right.
>
> But Dane Cook is one unfunny motherfucker

I tend to agree, but my 20 year old daughter thinks he is hilarious.
It might be a generation thing.

Mike

Lfh

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Jul 1, 2010, 1:11:29 PM7/1/10
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On Jul 1, 8:34 am, grunk <grunk...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> A lot of these douchebags dig Yes, no foolin!

Yo, why you gotta make this personal, man?

Fred

grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 1:14:41 PM7/1/10
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Fred,
You know you are exempted from this stoopid shit!

Lfh

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Jul 1, 2010, 1:23:17 PM7/1/10
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Heh. Even if I adore Yes (or at least the Main Sequence, as it's know
in Yessland)?

Fred

grunk

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Jul 1, 2010, 1:43:10 PM7/1/10
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Yeah,
pretty much.

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Sweetbac

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"Mike Healy" <he...@metamachine.com> wrote in message
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> my 20 year old daughter thinks he is hilarious.

> Mike

Pictures please.


Joker

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Jul 1, 2010, 8:42:34 PM7/1/10
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On Jun 30, 3:40 pm, "Sweetbac" <sweetb...@scbglobal.net> wrote:

>
> Old school comics who sucked then and now:

> Cheech n' Chong were never really funny.

Dave's not here!

frndthdevl

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Jul 1, 2010, 9:32:47 PM7/1/10
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Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks, Jackie Mason, Bob Newhart.Woody Allen
(before movies). Shelley Berman ,Bill Cosby , Jonathan Winters, were
some of those many of us grew up on. They had followed Bob Hope,Red
Skelton and most importantly, Lenny Bruce. Though Lenny wwas not known
to some of us for a good many years after his death you Lone
Rangers. They were the comedians that many at that time had been
listening to when the Beatles/Acid and Viet Nam made their impact
known on music of all varieties. It exploded the heads of the young as
if they were standing next to Nguyen Ngoc Loan. Comedians followed in
music's steps. David Steinberg,Carlin,Smother Brothers and Cheech and
Chong all were a big hit of fresh air. Monty Python,Second
City.National Lampoon Albums as well,all with only 7 cuss words among
them all for a time.

Just another example of you had to be there I guess. If one never
voted in the 70's, I think a lot of the music,movies,and other culture
in the 60's and 70's misses some of the impact it had at the time.
Like Cheech and Chong in the early 70's. Many of you grew up with
Hustler, and probably see a vintage Playboy as pretty dull. Well the
pages that are not stuck together anyway. At the time there couldn't
have been much better stuff around. And that was before pubic hair
REALLY pushed the envelope. Whoa, pubic hair.

Perhaps it was just the shock of hearing hippie humor about drugs
that people liked about Cheech and Chong, Carlin and the rest at the
time. Another way to rebel against da man. Not so funnu how the fact
that drugs remain illegal and provide comical (and chemical) fodder
for every generation of comedians to this day. But nobody could have
imagined back then, when in a smokey haze "Dave's not home" had folks
rolling in the stems and seeds on the floor. That pot would still be
illegal 40 years later.and that Cheech and Chong were still kicking is
pretty wild. Much less that the Government did finally lock one of
them up. Not even Nixon dared to do that. Hmm,who did I see them open
up for in 72 or so? Allman Bros ? Grand Funk?Jethro Tull. Jefferson
Airplane?
Any Cheech and Song setlists Cheechbac?

Ray OHara

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Jul 2, 2010, 2:13:13 AM7/2/10
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"James Pablos" <james....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jun 29, 6:05 pm, "Ray OHara" <raymond-oh...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Louie Anderson. it is not possible to be unfunnier
>
> for women it's Paula Poundstone, but she is a tad better than Louie.
>
> Least funny local comic ,Boston Divison, Lenny Clark.

Bobcat Goldhwait and I had a laugh over this post.


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His schtick is annoying but what he says is funny.


James Pablos

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Jul 2, 2010, 8:42:21 AM7/2/10
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On Jul 2, 2:13 am, "Ray OHara" <raymond-oh...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Bobcat Goldhwait and I had a laugh over this post.
>
> ======================================================================
> His schtick is annoying but what he says is funny.

Is he died?

Joker

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Jul 2, 2010, 9:54:21 AM7/2/10
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Who?! No, Dave's not here!

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