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You're a Grand Old Cat
Words by Mark Mandel
TTOT (to the obvious tune)*
You're a grand old cat, you're a middle-aged cat,
And you seem to like lying around.
You don't run as much, or jump and such,
As when you were recently found.
I am fond of you, and I'll always be true,
And I'll give you the best I can.
For it seems quite clear that for many a year
You're my kitty and I'm your man.
* "You're a Grand Old Flag", George M. Cohan