When I read this story in the Wall Street Journal...
If You Can't Follow Directions, You'll End Up on Null Island - WSJ
http://www.wsj.com/articles/if-you-cant-follow-directions-youll-end-up-on-null-island-1468422251
...I couldn't resist:
The Republic of Null Island
http://www.nullisland.com/
ISLE OF NULL
To: "Bali Hai" [Richard Rodgers, music, Oscard Hammerstein II, lyrics; from
their musical, "South Pacific", 1949]
Watch "South Pacific-Bali Hai" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/81NROmUb7o0
Watch "Bali Ha'i (In the Style of South Pacific) (Karaoke Version)" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/Za-FiAO0-Io
INTRO
Most people live on a lonely island,
Lost in the middle of a foggy sea.
Some people stumble on another island,
One which is simply a nullity.
VERSE
Isle of Null may call you,
Any night, any day.
On your screen, when things stall, you,
See it there on display.
Isle of Null will whisper,
Of the lure of the nil:
"Here am I, your special island,"
"Come to me when you will."
BRIDGE 1
Your own geo-code,
Your own G-P-S,
May lead to this node,
Of pure vacuousness.
VERSE
If you try, you'll find it,
In a web fantasy.
In its harbor errant data,
Anchor incessantly.
Isle of Null,
Isle of Null,
Isle of Null.
BRDIGE 2
Someday you'll see me,
Caught in this sensation,
My head buried deeply in Pokemon Go.
You'll see me squinting,
Puzzling my location.
I'm somewhere I don't know.
Comme il faut it is not; is it faux?
REFRAIN
If you try, you'll find it,
In a web fantasy.
In its harbor errant data,
Find a berth endlessly.
Isle of Null,
Isle of Null,
Isle of Null!