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Filk: I Am Competent And Male
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Qe'van, Bard of Nor
Sep 29, 2015, 12:48:12 PM9/29/15
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Filk: I Am Competent And Male
Tune: I Am Woman (Helen Reddy)
______________________________
I am competent and male
And I am happy to regale
All my competence to each and ev'ry friend.
'Cause I've heard the jokes before
Of what I can't do, furthermore,
How I won't survive without my female kin.
But please, realize,
I am competent and sane.
I've paid more than I
Will ever be repaid.
I have proved that I can do anything.
I am strong. (strong)
And I am vulnerable. (vulnerable)
I am competent...
There's no thing that is below me
And anyone that knows me
Will witness to my talent to console.
When a chore it needs a'doin'
This gentleman's a shoo-in
And he'll get it done without rigmarole!
Oh please, realize,
I am competent and sane.
I've paid more than I
Will ever be repaid.
I have proved that I can do anything.
I am strong. (strong)
And I am vulnerable. (vulnerable)
I am competent...
I am competent and male
And I'm happy to detail
To my women friends and hope they understand
That I'm not an embryo
Or a clueless, silly schmoe.
I shout my competence across the land!
Oh please, realize,
I am competent and sane.
I've paid more than I
Will ever be repaid.
I have proved that I can do anything.
I am strong. (strong)
And I am vulnerable. (vulnerable)
I am competent...
I am competent.
I am vulnerable.
I am strong
I am competent.
I am vulnerable.
I am strong
I am competent...and male.
______________________
Qe'van, Bard of Nor
September, 2015
Tune: I Am Woman (Helen Reddy)
______________________________
I am competent and male
And I am happy to regale
All my competence to each and ev'ry friend.
'Cause I've heard the jokes before
Of what I can't do, furthermore,
How I won't survive without my female kin.
But please, realize,
I am competent and sane.
I've paid more than I
Will ever be repaid.
I have proved that I can do anything.
I am strong. (strong)
And I am vulnerable. (vulnerable)
I am competent...
There's no thing that is below me
And anyone that knows me
Will witness to my talent to console.
When a chore it needs a'doin'
This gentleman's a shoo-in
And he'll get it done without rigmarole!
Oh please, realize,
I am competent and sane.
I've paid more than I
Will ever be repaid.
I have proved that I can do anything.
I am strong. (strong)
And I am vulnerable. (vulnerable)
I am competent...
I am competent and male
And I'm happy to detail
To my women friends and hope they understand
That I'm not an embryo
Or a clueless, silly schmoe.
I shout my competence across the land!
Oh please, realize,
I am competent and sane.
I've paid more than I
Will ever be repaid.
I have proved that I can do anything.
I am strong. (strong)
And I am vulnerable. (vulnerable)
I am competent...
I am competent.
I am vulnerable.
I am strong
I am competent.
I am vulnerable.
I am strong
I am competent...and male.
______________________
Qe'van, Bard of Nor
September, 2015
Kay Shapero
Oct 1, 2015, 1:22:34 AM10/1/15
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In article <LKmdnZi9S5RXXZfL...@giganews.com>,
ya...@qevan.com says...
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Kay Shapero
FAQ at http://www.kayshapero.net/filkfaq.htm
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ya...@qevan.com says...
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> Filk: I Am Competent And Male
> Tune: I Am Woman (Helen Reddy)
> ______________________________
Ya write good songs too. :) Good one!
> Filk: I Am Competent And Male
> Tune: I Am Woman (Helen Reddy)
> ______________________________
--
Kay Shapero
FAQ at http://www.kayshapero.net/filkfaq.htm
Address munged, use kay at kayshapero extension as per website.
Qe'van, Bard of Nor
Oct 2, 2015, 2:21:21 PM10/2/15
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On Wed, 30 Sep 2015 22:22:32 -0700, Kay Shapero wrote:
> Ya write good songs too. Good one!
Thank you very much, Kay. :)
> Ya write good songs too. Good one!
Thank you very much, Kay. :)
Qe'van, Bard of Nor
Oct 2, 2015, 3:35:24 PM10/2/15
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Perry F. Bruns
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