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Useless Stats Poster wrote:
> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 00:00:01 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Sat, 17 Dec 2005 00:09:08 GMT
> Stats End.................: Fri, 23 Dec 2005 23:56:34 GMT
> Days......................: 7
> Total No. of Articles.....: 804
> Total No. of Characters...: 4161564
> Total Volume..............: 4064
> Messages Per Day..........: 114.9
> Characters Per Day........: 594509.1
> Average Daily Volume......: 580 kB
> Total Posters This Week...: 114
> Messages with Sigs........: 53.11%
> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 41.92%
> Original Content Rating...: 8.26%
>
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. ah................................................: 146 20.9 18.2%
> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 122 17.4 15.2%
> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 75 10.7 9.3%
> 4. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 52 7.4 6.5%

*DING*

> 5. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger............: 41 5.9 5.1%
> 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 34 4.9 4.2%
> 7. *The Commentator*.................................: 23 3.3 2.9%
> 8. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 20 2.9 2.5%

Ding dong!

> 9. Double-A..........................................: 17 2.4 2.1%
> 10. Shoe up skytard's ass.............................: 15 2.1 1.9%
> 11. Paul Rooney.......................................: 15 2.1 1.9%
> 12. Fry...............................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
> 13. Mark Horsman......................................: 12 1.7 1.5%
> 14. SexyBitch.........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 15. Jennifer..........................................: 8 1.1 1.0%
> 16. charlie...........................................: 7 1.0 0.9%
> 17. tholen............................................: 7 1.0 0.9%
> 18. Chris Hill........................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 19. Getrdone..........................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 20. SisterRupert......................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 21. nightbat..........................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 22. themonkeythrowingshit.............................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 23. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 24. GeekBoy...........................................: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 25. DV8...............................................: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 26. Alan Holmes.......................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 27. Skywise...........................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 28. Steve Leyland.....................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 29. tsest.............................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 30. Zachariah.........................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 31. not...............................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 32. Horatio Hornblower................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 33. Mike ©ampbell.....................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 34. Mouse.............................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 35. Raving Loonie.....................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 36. ShezyB............................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 37. The Re'evd........................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 38. jim...............................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 39. *.*...............................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 40. Neil Barker.......................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 41. AMbrose the poster from alt.gossip.celebrities....: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 42. FJ................................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 43. charle...@hotmail.com.........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 44. mad dog...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 45. secret squiddle...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 46. steven wilde......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 47. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 48. JAF...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 49. MAO...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 50. Mary Pegg.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 51. Neil Barker.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 52. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 53. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 54. Sean Monaghan.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 55. bs................................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 56. rudy..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 57. vgorilla..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 58. torresD...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 59. Adam Whyte-Settlar................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 60. Anon-e-Mouse......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 61. Dominus Dickus....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 62. Dr Tam............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 63. Father Nick-Nock..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 64. George Leroy Tyrebiter............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 65. Jim Gregory.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 66. Just Another Londoner.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 67. Kelly Fionnbharr..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 68. La Puce...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 69. LmaoAtU...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 70. Pierian Spring....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 71. Ping..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 72. Ray...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 73. Samantha Koehn....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 74. Stickems..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 75. The U.S. Constitution.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 76. Tilly.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 77. cineman...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 78. nemesis...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 79. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 80. Archie Leach......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 81. BaronLurk.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 82. Bigfoot...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 83. Bookman...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 84. Brian.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 85. Brian Nobble......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 86. Charles D . Bohne.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 87. Ding..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 88. Earl Attwood Pommerstock-Crerringstirk............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 89. Governor-General Brandon Blatherman-Gurringville..: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 90. HogWild...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 91. In................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 92. JED88.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 93. John Lodge Jr.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 94. Kelly Corns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 95. Kilts-R-Us........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 96. MacP..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 97. Marcus Durham.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 98. Pedt..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 99. Rob...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 100. TN................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 101. Uni...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 102. Usenet FAQ Poster.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 103. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 104. Walt Davidson.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 105. bigbadbarry.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 106. dave hillstrom....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 107. jonah singularity.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 108. kcannon...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 109. nospam............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 110. nyet..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 111. scram.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 112. tinplated.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 113. vasilrsee.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 114. zYYPK.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> ===========================================================================
> 1. Art Deco..........................................: 941 134.5 23.2%
> 2. ah................................................: 908 129.9 22.4%
> 3. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 320 45.8 7.9%

*DING*

> 4. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger............: 243 34.8 6.0%
> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 230 32.9 5.7%
> 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 178 25.5 4.4%
> 7. Double-A..........................................: 124 17.8 3.1%
> 8. *The Commentator*.................................: 117 16.8 2.9%
> 9. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 113 16.2 2.8%

ding dong!

> 10. Shoe up skytard's ass.............................: 58 8.4 1.4%
> 11. Jennifer..........................................: 51 7.3 1.3%
> 12. nightbat..........................................: 50 7.2 1.2%
> 13. SexyBitch.........................................: 40 5.7 1.0%
> 14. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 39 5.6 1.0%
> 15. themonkeythrowingshit.............................: 38 5.5 1.0%
> 16. Mark Horsman......................................: 30 4.3 0.7%
> 17. Steve Leyland.....................................: 27 3.9 0.7%
> 18. SisterRupert......................................: 23 3.4 0.6%
> 19. Paul Rooney.......................................: 23 3.3 0.6%
> 20. jim...............................................: 23 3.3 0.6%
> 21. Fry...............................................: 21 3.1 0.5%
> 22. GeekBoy...........................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
> 23. Zachariah.........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> 24. Skywise...........................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
> 25. charlie...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
> 26. Getrdone..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> 27. Sean Monaghan.....................................: 12 1.7 0.3%
> 28. Chris Hill........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
> 29. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
> 30. The Re'evd........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> 31. Alan Holmes.......................................: 10 1.6 0.3%
> 32. ShezyB............................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 33. Raving Loonie.....................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 34. tinplated.........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> 35. secret squiddle...................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> 36. MacP..............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> 37. tholen............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> 38. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 39. Peter J Ross......................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 40. TN................................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 41. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 42. not...............................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 43. Peter J Ross......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 44. DV8...............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 45. *.*...............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 46. tsest.............................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 47. FJ................................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 48. Archie Leach......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 49. Mouse.............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 50. Neil Barker.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 51. Stickems..........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
> 52. charle...@hotmail.com.........................: 5 0.7 0.1%
> 53. Kilts-R-Us........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
> 54. Mike ©ampbell.....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 55. Usenet FAQ Poster.................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 56. MAO...............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 57. Mary Pegg.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 58. steven wilde......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 59. dave hillstrom....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 60. Horatio Hornblower................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 61. George Leroy Tyrebiter............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 62. vgorilla..........................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 63. AMbrose the poster from alt.gossip.celebrities....: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 64. rudy..............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 65. nyet..............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 66. John Lodge Jr.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 67. bs................................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 68. mad dog...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 69. In................................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 70. Pierian Spring....................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 71. Tilly.............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 72. Neil Barker.......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 73. JAF...............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 74. Bookman...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 75. jonah singularity.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 76. nospam............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 77. Ping..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 78. Brian.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 79. JED88.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 80. bigbadbarry.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 81. HogWild...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 82. Marcus Durham.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 83. cineman...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 84. Adam Whyte-Settlar................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 85. Pedt..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 86. The U.S. Constitution.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 87. vasilrsee.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 88. Uni...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 89. Governor-General Brandon Blatherman-Gurringville..: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 90. Walt Davidson.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 91. kcannon...........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 92. Dominus Dickus....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 93. BaronLurk.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 94. Ray...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 95. Rob...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 96. Jim Gregory.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 97. Father Nick-Nock..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 98. scram.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 99. Kelly Fionnbharr..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 100. La Puce...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 101. Brian Nobble......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 102. Charles D . Bohne.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 103. Dr Tam............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 104. nemesis...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 105. Just Another Londoner.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 106. torresD...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 107. zYYPK.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 108. LmaoAtU...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 109. Anon-e-Mouse......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 110. Earl Attwood Pommerstock-Crerringstirk............: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 111. Ding..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 112. Bigfoot...........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
> 113. Samantha Koehn....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
> 114. Kelly Corns.......................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>
> Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ==============================================================
> 1. missing - sense of humour.........................: 77 11.0 9.6%
> 2. nightbat to Sil, where do I start?................: 54 7.7 6.7%
> 3. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 52 7.4 6.5%
> 4. Pest posts, November 23 - December 6..............: 46 6.6 5.7%
> 5. RFC: Quantifying Kook Lames.......................: 33 4.7 4.1%
> 6. Father Christmas..................................: 28 4.0 3.5%
> 7. nightbat And The Coffee Boys At High Noon: Final C: 27 3.9 3.4%
> 8. .Mr Pounder.......................................: 26 3.7 3.2%
> 9. Malloy digest, volume 2453723.....................: 26 3.7 3.2%
> 10. NOMINATION: Michael Baldwin Bruce for Busted Urina: 23 3.3 2.9%
> 11. Bloody hard drives................................: 20 2.9 2.5%
> 12. Crimble...........................................: 20 2.9 2.5%
> 13. FILTH!............................................: 19 2.7 2.4%
> 14. Hey, you have anymore game theory or no touch tort: 18 2.6 2.2%
> 15. New Mammal Discovered.............................: 18 2.6 2.2%
> 16. Phil Kyle is a Spammer - News Hippo Says So.......: 18 2.6 2.2%
> 17. This is why crossposting is great.................: 18 2.6 2.2%
> 18. Race war in the UK................................: 15 2.1 1.9%
> 19. .PMD..............................................: 14 2.0 1.7%
> 20. Spread the word...................................: 14 2.0 1.7%
> 21. James Follett.....................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
> 22. Argument!!!.......................................: 12 1.7 1.5%
> 23. LOL @ Fred IV.....................................: 12 1.7 1.5%
> 24. BSOD.... in TESCO???..............................: 11 1.6 1.4%
> 25. A Xmas present/warning for all usenet users.......: 9 1.3 1.1%
> 26. Alan Holmes.......................................: 9 1.3 1.1%
> 27. Proof of global warming...........................: 9 1.3 1.1%
> 28. I am an scs crossposter this week.................: 7 1.0 0.9%
> 29. Only the coffee boys seem to be up, Officers help : 7 1.0 0.9%
> 30. Questions about changing charters on alt.* groups.: 7 1.0 0.9%
> 31. ATTN Mr Pounder - speeding........................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 32. Brits steal American technology from Star Wars, AM: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 33. Malloy digest, volume 2453724.....................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 34. STOP USENET GANGS--SUPPORT FREE-"GOTI PROJECT"....: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 35. Any suggestions?..................................: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 36. David Tholen Finds Most Dangerous Asteroid!.......: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 37. Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of : 5 0.7 0.6%
> 38. .Peter Hucker.....................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 39. Ambrose: British Intelligence, poses as naval inte: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 40. LOL @ Fred III....................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 41. NOMINATION: Michael Baldwin Bruce for Busted Urin: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 42. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 43. uk.food+drink.misc................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 44. PINTER NOBEL PRIZE................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 45. SPANK ON PINKO SENSEI THE DOUCHELICKER............: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 46. Star wars compromised by British, exploited by Ame: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 47. Troll Thread......................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 48. concert...........................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 49. when aukers go bad................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 50. who is Richard Hoagland?..........................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 51. Big hard fred and Roebuck.........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 52. Challenging Yourself..............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 53. FAGGOT & LESBO "WEDDINGS".........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 54. FINNARNA STOPPADE news.rouhivuori.se..............: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 55. Important Scottish news...........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 56. King Kong's Strange Allure........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 57. Pest posts, December 7-19.........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 58. Phillip Kyle R.I.P................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 59. ROTFPMSL!.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 60. Rachel Corrie - 1979-2003.........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 61. Some Random Thoughts For The Group................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 62. Still Discovering Moons and Rings??!!!............: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 63. WTF happened here?................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 64. Ambrose: British Intelligence, poses as naval inte: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 65. Bartlo's latest forecast..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 66. Big hard fred.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 67. Bigfoot question..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 68. Brits steal American technology from Star Wars, AM: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 69. Christ!...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 70. Damsel in Distress!...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 71. Did Henne, Ambrose, MI6 infiltrate American system: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 72. Elizabot digest, volume 2453722...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 73. Ford Aerostar battery not charging................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 74. Fred gets rumbled.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 75. Investigating The Sonoma Video...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 76. JoJo Bartlo can't predict cold in December........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 77. Kelly Fionnbharr.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 78. LOL @ Fred the K00K III...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 79. Malloy digest, volume 2453720.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 80. Need some excitement in your life ?...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 81. Nobody proposing new uk newsgroups - why ?........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 82. PINTER PEERAGE....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 83. PINTER SAMPLE.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 84. Phillip Kyle R.I.P ??.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 85. Squeaking boots! Aaargh!..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 86. The Official demon.local FAQ......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 87. Tram system in Liverpool dropped..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 88. Troll Dave........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 89. anal space travel.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 90. don't treat anyone like this, ever................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 91. f3aR tH3 fAwtHrOp ToO!!!..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 92. f3aR tH3 fR3d!!!..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 93. fry...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 94. is this a paxil side effect?......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 95. repeated erections in public......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> ===========================================================================
> 1. Pest posts, November 23 - December 6..............: 541 77.3 13.3%
> 2. nightbat to Sil, where do I start?................: 535 76.5 13.2%
> 3. missing - sense of humour.........................: 494 70.6 12.2%
> 4. RFC: Quantifying Kook Lames.......................: 243 34.8 6.0%
> 5. This is why crossposting is great.................: 188 26.9 4.6%
> 6. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 167 23.9 4.1%
> 7. .Mr Pounder.......................................: 127 18.2 3.1%
> 8. nightbat And The Coffee Boys At High Noon: Final C: 120 17.2 3.0%
> 9. STOP USENET GANGS--SUPPORT FREE-"GOTI PROJECT"....: 119 17.1 2.9%
> 10. Malloy digest, volume 2453723.....................: 113 16.2 2.8%
> 11. Argument!!!.......................................: 109 15.6 2.7%
> 12. NOMINATION: Michael Baldwin Bruce for Busted Urina: 92 13.3 2.3%
> 13. New Mammal Discovered.............................: 77 11.1 1.9%
> 14. Phil Kyle is a Spammer - News Hippo Says So.......: 71 10.2 1.8%
> 15. Hey, you have anymore game theory or no touch tort: 62 9.0 1.5%
> 16. FILTH!............................................: 60 8.7 1.5%
> 17. Father Christmas..................................: 55 8.0 1.4%
> 18. LOL @ Fred IV.....................................: 53 7.7 1.3%
> 19. Crimble...........................................: 47 6.9 1.2%
> 20. ATTN Mr Pounder - speeding........................: 46 6.7 1.1%
> 21. .PMD..............................................: 46 6.6 1.1%
> 22. Questions about changing charters on alt.* groups.: 41 5.9 1.0%
> 23. Bloody hard drives................................: 38 5.5 0.9%
> 24. Malloy digest, volume 2453724.....................: 32 4.6 0.8%
> 25. Race war in the UK................................: 27 4.0 0.7%
> 26. Spread the word...................................: 24 3.5 0.6%
> 27. James Follett.....................................: 24 3.4 0.6%
> 28. A Xmas present/warning for all usenet users.......: 22 3.3 0.6%
> 29. Proof of global warming...........................: 22 3.2 0.5%
> 30. BSOD.... in TESCO???..............................: 21 3.1 0.5%
> 31. LOL @ Fred III....................................: 19 2.8 0.5%
> 32. I am an scs crossposter this week.................: 19 2.8 0.5%
> 33. fry...............................................: 18 2.7 0.5%
> 34. FINNARNA STOPPADE news.rouhivuori.se..............: 16 2.4 0.4%
> 35. SPANK ON PINKO SENSEI THE DOUCHELICKER............: 16 2.3 0.4%
> 36. Important Scottish news...........................: 16 2.3 0.4%
> 37. Any suggestions?..................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
> 38. Alan Holmes.......................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
> 39. uk.food+drink.misc................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
> 40. concert...........................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
> 41. Only the coffee boys seem to be up, Officers help : 14 2.1 0.4%
> 42. Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of : 14 2.1 0.4%
> 43. NOMINATION: Michael Baldwin Bruce for Busted Urin: 14 2.1 0.4%
> 44. Some Random Thoughts For The Group................: 14 2.0 0.3%
> 45. .Peter Hucker.....................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> 46. Big hard fred.....................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> 47. Brits steal American technology from Star Wars, AM: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 48. David Tholen Finds Most Dangerous Asteroid!.......: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 49. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 50. PINTER NOBEL PRIZE................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 51. Ambrose: British Intelligence, poses as naval inte: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 52. Pest posts, December 7-19.........................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 53. when aukers go bad................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 54. who is Richard Hoagland?..........................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 55. Challenging Yourself..............................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 56. ROTFPMSL!.........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
> 57. King Kong's Strange Allure........................: 5 0.7 0.1%
> 58. Big hard fred and Roebuck.........................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 59. The Official demon.local FAQ......................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 60. Nobody proposing new uk newsgroups - why ?........: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 61. Troll Thread......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 62. anal space travel.................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 63. Still Discovering Moons and Rings??!!!............: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 64. Ford Aerostar battery not charging................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 65. Rachel Corrie - 1979-2003.........................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 66. Tram system in Liverpool dropped..................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 67. Star wars compromised by British, exploited by Ame: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 68. Elizabot digest, volume 2453722...................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 69. Squeaking boots! Aaargh!..........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 70. Kelly Fionnbharr.................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 71. PINTER SAMPLE.....................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 72. f3aR tH3 fAwtHrOp ToO!!!..........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 73. JoJo Bartlo can't predict cold in December........: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 74. FAGGOT & LESBO "WEDDINGS".........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 75. Bartlo's latest forecast..........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 76. WTF happened here?................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 77. f3aR tH3 fR3d!!!..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 78. LOL @ Fred the K00K III...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 79. Malloy digest, volume 2453720.....................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 80. PINTER PEERAGE....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 81. Fred gets rumbled.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 82. Ambrose: British Intelligence, poses as naval inte: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 83. is this a paxil side effect?......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 84. Bigfoot question..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 85. Phillip Kyle R.I.P................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 86. Investigating The Sonoma Video...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 87. Phillip Kyle R.I.P ??.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 88. Troll Dave........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 89. Damsel in Distress!...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 90. Need some excitement in your life ?...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 91. Christ!...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 92. don't treat anyone like this, ever................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 93. Brits steal American technology from Star Wars, AM: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 94. repeated erections in public......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 95. Did Henne, Ambrose, MI6 infiltrate American system: 1 0.2 0.0%
>
> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> ===============================================================
> 1. DV8.......................................................: 100.0%
> 2. Dexter Broadhurst.........................................: 74.2%
> 3. themonkeythrowingshit.....................................: 69.9%
> 4. tholen....................................................: 60.7%

Ding dong!

> 5. Chris Hill................................................: 51.4%
> 6. charlie...................................................: 47.7%
> 7. Paul Rooney...............................................: 19.1%
> 8. Mr Pounder................................................: 18.5%
> 9. Mark Horsman..............................................: 18.3%
> 10. Peter Hucker..............................................: 16.4%
>
> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> ==================================================================
> 1. ah........................................................: 1.5%
> 2. Art Deco..................................................: 1.9%
> 3. *The Commentator*.........................................: 2.0%
> 4. Michael Baldwin Bruce.....................................: 2.7%

*DING*

> 5. Double-A..................................................: 3.2%
> 6. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger....................: 3.2%
> 7. Jennifer..................................................: 3.3%
> 8. nightbat..................................................: 3.4%
> 9. tho...@antispam.ham.......................................: 4.4%

Ding dong!

> 10. SexyBitch.................................................: 7.4%
>
> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
> ==========================================
> 1. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 381
> 2. alt.fan.art-bell.............................................: 317
> 3. alt.astronomy................................................: 298
> 4. rec.music.classical..........................................: 195
> 5. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 162
> 6. comp.os.os2.advocacy.........................................: 154
> 7. free.uk.talk.sheffield.......................................: 154
> 8. uk.local.yorkshire...........................................: 154
> 9. soc.culture.scottish.........................................: 112
> 10. alt.troll....................................................: 110
>
> ============================
> End of stats for demon.local

Raving Loonie

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I've got to admire you, Brucie ...
There are not too many people in this world who are proud of ONLY
being #4 on a litz 'O shitz.

Congratulations

And ....

*ding*

Sincerely,

RL

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Michael Baldwin Bruce" <mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
news:1135383814....@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

*DING*

I had 1203 one week. I am just resting now.

Art Deco

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*ding*

>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 75 10.7 9.3%
>> 4. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 52 7.4 6.5%
>
>*DING*

Well done, Bruce.


>
>> 5. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger............: 41 5.9 5.1%
>> 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 34 4.9 4.2%
>> 7. *The Commentator*.................................: 23 3.3 2.9%
>> 8. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 20 2.9 2.5%
>
>Ding dong!

Clueless!


>
>> 9. Double-A..........................................: 17 2.4 2.1%
>> 10. Shoe up skytard's ass.............................: 15 2.1 1.9%
>> 11. Paul Rooney.......................................: 15 2.1 1.9%
>> 12. Fry...............................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>> 13. Mark Horsman......................................: 12 1.7 1.5%
>> 14. SexyBitch.........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>> 15. Jennifer..........................................: 8 1.1 1.0%
>> 16. charlie...........................................: 7 1.0 0.9%
>> 17. tholen............................................: 7 1.0 0.9%

Hypocrite!

*ding*

>> 96. MacP..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 97. Marcus Durham.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 98. Pedt..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 99. Rob...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 100. TN................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 101. Uni...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 102. Usenet FAQ Poster.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 103. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 104. Walt Davidson.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 105. bigbadbarry.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 106. dave hillstrom....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 107. jonah singularity.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 108. kcannon...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 109. nospam............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 110. nyet..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 111. scram.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 112. tinplated.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 113. vasilrsee.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 114. zYYPK.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>> ===========================================================================
>> 1. Art Deco..........................................: 941 134.5 23.2%

*ding*

>> 2. ah................................................: 908 129.9 22.4%
>> 3. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 320 45.8 7.9%
>
>*DING*
>
>> 4. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger............: 243 34.8 6.0%
>> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 230 32.9 5.7%
>> 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 178 25.5 4.4%
>> 7. Double-A..........................................: 124 17.8 3.1%
>> 8. *The Commentator*.................................: 117 16.8 2.9%
>> 9. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 113 16.2 2.8%
>
>ding dong!

Coward!

Spammer!

>> 38. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 39. Peter J Ross......................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 40. TN................................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 41. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 42. not...............................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 43. Peter J Ross......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 44. DV8...............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 45. *.*...............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> 46. tsest.............................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
>> 47. FJ................................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 48. Archie Leach......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
>> 49. Mouse.............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 50. Neil Barker.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 51. Stickems..........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
>> 52. charle...@hotmail.com.........................: 5 0.7 0.1%
>> 53. Kilts-R-Us........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%

*ding*

Stupid!


>
>> 5. Chris Hill................................................: 51.4%
>> 6. charlie...................................................: 47.7%
>> 7. Paul Rooney...............................................: 19.1%
>> 8. Mr Pounder................................................: 18.5%
>> 9. Mark Horsman..............................................: 18.3%
>> 10. Peter Hucker..............................................: 16.4%
>>
>> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>> ==================================================================
>> 1. ah........................................................: 1.5%
>> 2. Art Deco..................................................: 1.9%
>> 3. *The Commentator*.........................................: 2.0%
>> 4. Michael Baldwin Bruce.....................................: 2.7%
>
>*DING*
>
>> 5. Double-A..................................................: 3.2%
>> 6. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger....................: 3.2%
>> 7. Jennifer..................................................: 3.3%
>> 8. nightbat..................................................: 3.4%
>> 9. tho...@antispam.ham.......................................: 4.4%
>
>Ding dong!

Antagonist!


>
>> 10. SexyBitch.................................................: 7.4%
>>
>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>> ==========================================
>> 1. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 381

*ding*

>> 2. alt.fan.art-bell.............................................: 317

*ding*

>> 3. alt.astronomy................................................: 298

*ding*

>> 4. rec.music.classical..........................................: 195
>> 5. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 162
>> 6. comp.os.os2.advocacy.........................................: 154
>> 7. free.uk.talk.sheffield.......................................: 154
>> 8. uk.local.yorkshire...........................................: 154
>> 9. soc.culture.scottish.........................................: 112
>> 10. alt.troll....................................................: 110
>>
>> ============================
>> End of stats for demon.local
>

Carry on, Bruce.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka Silouen aka ...

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Dec 24, 2005, 2:20:35 AM12/24/05
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Good effort, Bruce.

> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 75 10.7 9.3%
> >> 4. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 52 7.4 6.5%
> >
> >*DING*
>
> Well done, Bruce.

Thank you, Bruce.

> >> 5. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger............: 41 5.9 5.1%
> >> 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 34 4.9 4.2%
> >> 7. *The Commentator*.................................: 23 3.3 2.9%
> >> 8. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 20 2.9 2.5%
> >
> >Ding dong!
>
> Clueless!

You can say that again, Bruce.

> >> 9. Double-A..........................................: 17 2.4 2.1%
> >> 10. Shoe up skytard's ass.............................: 15 2.1 1.9%
> >> 11. Paul Rooney.......................................: 15 2.1 1.9%
> >> 12. Fry...............................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
> >> 13. Mark Horsman......................................: 12 1.7 1.5%
> >> 14. SexyBitch.........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> >> 15. Jennifer..........................................: 8 1.1 1.0%
> >> 16. charlie...........................................: 7 1.0 0.9%
> >> 17. tholen............................................: 7 1.0 0.9%
>
> Hypocrite!

You'll get no argument from me, Bruce.

Outstanding effort, Bruce.

> >> 2. ah................................................: 908 129.9 22.4%
> >> 3. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 320 45.8 7.9%
> >
> >*DING*
> >
> >> 4. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger............: 243 34.8 6.0%
> >> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 230 32.9 5.7%
> >> 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 178 25.5 4.4%
> >> 7. Double-A..........................................: 124 17.8 3.1%
> >> 8. *The Commentator*.................................: 117 16.8 2.9%
> >> 9. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 113 16.2 2.8%
> >
> >ding dong!
>
> Coward!

FNID, Bruce.

Another well known fact, Bruce.

Even Bruce AKA the alleged Joe Malloy would not dispute that, Bruce.

> >> 5. Chris Hill................................................: 51.4%
> >> 6. charlie...................................................: 47.7%
> >> 7. Paul Rooney...............................................: 19.1%
> >> 8. Mr Pounder................................................: 18.5%
> >> 9. Mark Horsman..............................................: 18.3%
> >> 10. Peter Hucker..............................................: 16.4%
> >>
> >> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> >> ==================================================================
> >> 1. ah........................................................: 1.5%
> >> 2. Art Deco..................................................: 1.9%
> >> 3. *The Commentator*.........................................: 2.0%
> >> 4. Michael Baldwin Bruce.....................................: 2.7%
> >
> >*DING*
> >
> >> 5. Double-A..................................................: 3.2%
> >> 6. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger....................: 3.2%
> >> 7. Jennifer..................................................: 3.3%
> >> 8. nightbat..................................................: 3.4%
> >> 9. tho...@antispam.ham.......................................: 4.4%
> >
> >Ding dong!
>
> Antagonist!

And one who has nothing to do with classical music, Bruce.

> >> 10. SexyBitch.................................................: 7.4%
> >>
> >> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
> >> ==========================================
> >> 1. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 381
>
> *ding*
>
> >> 2. alt.fan.art-bell.............................................: 317
>
> *ding*
>
> >> 3. alt.astronomy................................................: 298
>
> *ding*
>
> >> 4. rec.music.classical..........................................: 195
> >> 5. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 162
> >> 6. comp.os.os2.advocacy.........................................: 154
> >> 7. free.uk.talk.sheffield.......................................: 154
> >> 8. uk.local.yorkshire...........................................: 154
> >> 9. soc.culture.scottish.........................................: 112
> >> 10. alt.troll....................................................: 110
> >>
> >> ============================
> >> End of stats for demon.local
> >
>
> Carry on, Bruce.

Will do, Bruce.

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

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"Art Deco" <art_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:231220051954383723%art_...@127.0.0.1...

That's 10% of my record. Where is Ricky?

Peter Hucker

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Dec 24, 2005, 7:26:49 AM12/24/05
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>> 3. Peter Hucker.....................................: 75 10.7 9.3%


>> 4. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 52 7.4 6.5%
>
> *DING*

Fuck you I was third.

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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Peter Hucker

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Dec 24, 2005, 7:27:35 AM12/24/05
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That's a triple negative or something. Far too early in the morning to work that out.

--
http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com

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ah

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>> >> 33. Mike ©ampbell.....................................: 3 0.4 0..4%
>> >> 54. Mike ©ampbell.....................................: 4 0.7 0..1%

Very good, Bruce.

>
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>> Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
>> Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
>>
>> "I am a sean being from another planet."
>> -- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka Silouen aka ...
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>>> 2. Art Deco.........................................: 122 17.4 15.2%


>>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 75 10.7 9.3%
>>> 4. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 52 7.4 6.5%
>>
>> *DING*
>>
>> I had 1203 one week. I am just resting now.
>>
>>> 5. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger............: 41 5.9 5.1%
>>> 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 34 4.9 4.2%
>>> 7. *The Commentator*.................................: 23 3.3 2.9%
>>> 8. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 20 2.9 2.5%
>>
>> Ding dong!
>>
>>> 9. Double-A..........................................: 17 2.4 2.1%
>>> 10. Shoe up skytard's ass.............................: 15 2.1 1.9%
>>> 11. Paul Rooney.......................................: 15 2.1 1.9%
>>> 12. Fry...............................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>>> 13. Mark Horsman......................................: 12 1.7 1.5%

>>> 14. SexyBitch........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%


>>> 15. Jennifer..........................................: 8 1.1 1.0%

>>> 16. charlie..........................................: 7 1.0 0.9%

>>> 49. MAO..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%


>>> 50. Mary Pegg.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 51. Neil Barker.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 52. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 53. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 54. Sean Monaghan.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 55. bs................................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 56. rudy..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 57. vgorilla..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>> 58. torresD...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 59. Adam Whyte-Settlar................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 60. Anon-e-Mouse......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 61. Dominus Dickus....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 62. Dr Tam............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 63. Father Nick-Nock..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 64. George Leroy Tyrebiter............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 65. Jim Gregory.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 66. Just Another Londoner.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 67. Kelly Fionnbharr..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>> 68. La Puce..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>>> 69. LmaoAtU...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 70. Pierian Spring....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 71. Ping..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 72. Ray...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 73. Samantha Koehn....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 74. Stickems..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 75. The U.S. Constitution.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 76. Tilly.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 77. cineman...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 78. nemesis...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 79. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 80. Archie Leach......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 81. BaronLurk.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 82. Bigfoot...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 83. Bookman...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 84. Brian.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 85. Brian Nobble......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 86. Charles D . Bohne.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>> 87. Ding.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>>> 88. Earl Attwood Pommerstock-Crerringstirk............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 89. Governor-General Brandon Blatherman-Gurringville..: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 90. HogWild...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 91. In................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 92. JED88.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>> 93. John Lodge Jr....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>> 30. The Re'evd.......................................: 11 1.6 0.3%

>>> 57. Mary Pegg........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%

>>> 8. .Mr Pounder......................................: 26 3.7 3.2%


>>> 9. Malloy digest, volume 2453723.....................: 26 3.7 3.2%
>>> 10. NOMINATION: Michael Baldwin Bruce for Busted Urina: 23 3.3 2.9%
>>> 11. Bloody hard drives................................: 20 2.9 2.5%
>>> 12. Crimble...........................................: 20 2.9 2.5%
>>> 13. FILTH!............................................: 19 2.7 2.4%
>>> 14. Hey, you have anymore game theory or no touch tort: 18 2.6 2.2%
>>> 15. New Mammal Discovered.............................: 18 2.6 2.2%
>>> 16. Phil Kyle is a Spammer - News Hippo Says So.......: 18 2.6 2.2%
>>> 17. This is why crossposting is great.................: 18 2.6 2.2%
>>> 18. Race war in the UK................................: 15 2.1 1.9%
>>> 19. .PMD..............................................: 14 2.0 1.7%
>>> 20. Spread the word...................................: 14 2.0 1.7%
>>> 21. James Follett.....................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>>> 22. Argument!!!.......................................: 12 1.7 1.5%
>>> 23. LOL @ Fred IV.....................................: 12 1.7 1.5%
>>> 24. BSOD.... in TESCO???..............................: 11 1.6 1.4%
>>> 25. A Xmas present/warning for all usenet users.......: 9 1.3 1.1%
>>> 26. Alan Holmes.......................................: 9 1.3 1.1%
>>> 27. Proof of global warming...........................: 9 1.3 1.1%
>>> 28. I am an scs crossposter this week.................: 7 1.0 0.9%
>>> 29. Only the coffee boys seem to be up, Officers help : 7 1.0 0.9%
>>> 30. Questions about changing charters on alt.* groups.: 7 1.0 0.9%
>>> 31. ATTN Mr Pounder - speeding........................: 6 0.9 0.7%
>>> 32. Brits steal American technology from Star Wars, AM: 6 0.9 0.7%

>>> 33. Malloy digest, volume 2453724....................: 6 0.9 0.7%

>>> 66. Big hard fred....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>>> 67. Bigfoot question..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 68. Brits steal American technology from Star Wars, AM: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 69. Christ!...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 70. Damsel in Distress!...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 71. Did Henne, Ambrose, MI6 infiltrate American system: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 72. Elizabot digest, volume 2453722...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 73. Ford Aerostar battery not charging................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 74. Fred gets rumbled.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 75. Investigating The Sonoma Video...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 76. JoJo Bartlo can't predict cold in December........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 77. Kelly Fionnbharr.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 78. LOL @ Fred the K00K III...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 79. Malloy digest, volume 2453720.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 80. Need some excitement in your life ?...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 81. Nobody proposing new uk newsgroups - why ?........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 82. PINTER PEERAGE....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 83. PINTER SAMPLE.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 84. Phillip Kyle R.I.P ??.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>> 85. Squeaking boots! Aaargh!.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>>> 86. The Official demon.local FAQ......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 87. Tram system in Liverpool dropped..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 88. Troll Dave........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 89. anal space travel.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 90. don't treat anyone like this, ever................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 91. f3aR tH3 fAwtHrOp ToO!!!..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 92. f3aR tH3 fR3d!!!..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 93. fry...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 94. is this a paxil side effect?......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 95. repeated erections in public......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>
>>> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
>>> Share
>>> ===========================================================================
>>> 1. Pest posts, November 23 - December 6..............: 541 77.3 13.3%
>>> 2. nightbat to Sil, where do I start?................: 535 76.5 13.2%
>>> 3. missing - sense of humour.........................: 494 70.6 12.2%
>>> 4. RFC: Quantifying Kook Lames.......................: 243 34.8 6.0%
>>> 5. This is why crossposting is great.................: 188 26.9 4.6%
>>> 6. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 167 23.9 4.1%

>>> 7. .Mr Pounder......................................: 127 18.2 3.1%


>>> 8. nightbat And The Coffee Boys At High Noon: Final C: 120 17.2 3.0%
>>> 9. STOP USENET GANGS--SUPPORT FREE-"GOTI PROJECT"....: 119 17.1 2.9%
>>> 10. Malloy digest, volume 2453723.....................: 113 16.2 2.8%
>>> 11. Argument!!!.......................................: 109 15.6 2.7%
>>> 12. NOMINATION: Michael Baldwin Bruce for Busted Urina: 92 13.3 2.3%
>>> 13. New Mammal Discovered.............................: 77 11.1 1.9%
>>> 14. Phil Kyle is a Spammer - News Hippo Says So.......: 71 10.2 1.8%
>>> 15. Hey, you have anymore game theory or no touch tort: 62 9.0 1.5%
>>> 16. FILTH!............................................: 60 8.7 1.5%
>>> 17. Father Christmas..................................: 55 8.0 1.4%
>>> 18. LOL @ Fred IV.....................................: 53 7.7 1.3%
>>> 19. Crimble...........................................: 47 6.9 1.2%
>>> 20. ATTN Mr Pounder - speeding........................: 46 6.7 1.1%
>>> 21. .PMD..............................................: 46 6.6 1.1%
>>> 22. Questions about changing charters on alt.* groups.: 41 5.9 1.0%
>>> 23. Bloody hard drives................................: 38 5.5 0.9%
>>> 24. Malloy digest, volume 2453724.....................: 32 4.6 0.8%
>>> 25. Race war in the UK................................: 27 4.0 0.7%

>>> 26. Spread the word..................................: 24 3.5 0.6%

>>> 84. Bigfoot question.................................: 1 0.3 0.0%


>>> 85. Phillip Kyle R.I.P................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>> 86. Investigating The Sonoma Video...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 87. Phillip Kyle R.I.P ??.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 88. Troll Dave........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 89. Damsel in Distress!...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 90. Need some excitement in your life ?...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 91. Christ!...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 92. don't treat anyone like this, ever................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 93. Brits steal American technology from Star Wars, AM: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 94. repeated erections in public......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>> 95. Did Henne, Ambrose, MI6 infiltrate American system: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>>
>>> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. DV8.......................................................: 100.0%
>>> 2. Dexter Broadhurst.........................................: 74.2%
>>> 3. themonkeythrowingshit.....................................: 69.9%
>>> 4. tholen....................................................: 60.7%
>>
>> Ding dong!
>>
>>> 5. Chris Hill................................................: 51.4%

>>> 6. charlie..................................................: 47.7%

>>> 7. free.uk.talk.sheffield......................................: 154


>>> 8. uk.local.yorkshire...........................................: 154
>>> 9. soc.culture.scottish.........................................: 112
>>> 10. alt.troll....................................................: 110
>>>
>>> ============================
>>> End of stats for demon.local
>>
>>
>
> Braggart(ess)!

This is a long way to scroll for this unimportant line.

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ah wrote:

>>> 8. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 20 2.9 2.5%
>>
>>Ding dong!

Shouldn't that be "ding-a-ling", ah? :-)


tho...@antispam.ham

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Joseph Malloy writes:

> Shouldn't that be "ding-a-ling", ah? :-)

What does that have to do with classical music, Malloy?

ah

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What does this have to do with the Old Skool, Tholen?
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ah

ah

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No.
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ah

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Really?
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Peter Hucker

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No.

On Fri, 06 Jan 2006 00:46:56 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:01:16 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger wrote:
>>>> "Michael Baldwin Bruce" <mbb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
>>>> news:1135383814....@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>> Useless Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>
>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>
>>>>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 24 Dec 2005 00:00:01 GMT
>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Sat, 17 Dec 2005 00:09:08 GMT
>>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 23 Dec 2005 23:56:34 GMT

>>>>> Days.....................: 7

>>>>> 50. Mary Pegg........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%


>>>>> 51. Neil Barker.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>>> 52. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>>> 53. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>>> 54. Sean Monaghan.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>>> 55. bs................................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>>> 56. rudy..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>>> 57. vgorilla..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
>>>>> 58. torresD...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 59. Adam Whyte-Settlar................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 60. Anon-e-Mouse......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 61. Dominus Dickus....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 62. Dr Tam............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>>>> 63. Father Nick-Nock.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>>>>> 64. George Leroy Tyrebiter............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 65. Jim Gregory.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 66. Just Another Londoner.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 67. Kelly Fionnbharr..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 68. La Puce..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>>>> 69. LmaoAtU..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>>>>> 70. Pierian Spring....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 71. Ping..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 72. Ray...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 73. Samantha Koehn....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 74. Stickems..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 75. The U.S. Constitution.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 76. Tilly.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 77. cineman...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 78. nemesis...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 79. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 80. Archie Leach......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 81. BaronLurk.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>>>> 82. Bigfoot..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>>>>> 83. Bookman...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 84. Brian.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 85. Brian Nobble......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 86. Charles D . Bohne.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 87. Ding.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 88. Earl Attwood Pommerstock-Crerringstirk............: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 89. Governor-General Brandon Blatherman-Gurringville..: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 90. HogWild...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 91. In................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 92. JED88.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 93. John Lodge Jr....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 94. Kelly Corns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 95. Kilts-R-Us........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 96. MacP..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 97. Marcus Durham.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 98. Pedt..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 99. Rob...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 100. TN................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 101. Uni...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 102. Usenet FAQ Poster.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 103. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 104. Walt Davidson.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 105. bigbadbarry.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>>>>> 106. dave hillstrom...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%


>>>>> 107. jonah singularity.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 108. kcannon...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 109. nospam............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 110. nyet..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 111. scram.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 112. tinplated.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 113. vasilrsee.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>> 114. zYYPK.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
>>>>> Share
>>>>> ===========================================================================
>>>>> 1. Art Deco..........................................: 941 134.5 23.2%
>>>>> 2. ah................................................: 908 129.9 22.4%

>>>>> 3. Michael Baldwin Bruce............................: 320 45.8 7.9%


>>>>
>>>> *DING*
>>>>
>>>>> 4. Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger............: 243 34.8 6.0%
>>>>> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 230 32.9 5.7%
>>>>> 6. Mr Pounder........................................: 178 25.5 4.4%
>>>>> 7. Double-A..........................................: 124 17.8 3.1%
>>>>> 8. *The Commentator*.................................: 117 16.8 2.9%
>>>>> 9. tho...@antispam.ham...............................: 113 16.2 2.8%
>>>>
>>>> ding dong!
>>>>
>>>>> 10. Shoe up skytard's ass.............................: 58 8.4 1.4%
>>>>> 11. Jennifer..........................................: 51 7.3 1.3%
>>>>> 12. nightbat..........................................: 50 7.2 1.2%
>>>>> 13. SexyBitch.........................................: 40 5.7 1.0%
>>>>> 14. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 39 5.6 1.0%
>>>>> 15. themonkeythrowingshit.............................: 38 5.5 1.0%
>>>>> 16. Mark Horsman......................................: 30 4.3 0.7%
>>>>> 17. Steve Leyland.....................................: 27 3.9 0.7%
>>>>> 18. SisterRupert......................................: 23 3.4 0.6%
>>>>> 19. Paul Rooney.......................................: 23 3.3 0.6%
>>>>> 20. jim...............................................: 23 3.3 0.6%

>>>>> 21. Fry..............................................: 21 3.1 0.5%


>>>>> 22. GeekBoy...........................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>>>>> 23. Zachariah.........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>>>>> 24. Skywise...........................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
>>>>> 25. charlie...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
>>>>> 26. Getrdone..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>>>>> 27. Sean Monaghan.....................................: 12 1.7 0.3%
>>>>> 28. Chris Hill........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
>>>>> 29. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
>>>>> 30. The Re'evd.......................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>>>>> 31. Alan Holmes.......................................: 10 1.6 0.3%
>>>>> 32. ShezyB............................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
>>>>> 33. Raving Loonie.....................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
>>>>> 34. tinplated.........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>>>>> 35. secret squiddle...................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>>>>> 36. MacP..............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>>>>> 37. tholen............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>>>>> 38. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>>>>> 39. Peter J Ross......................................: 8 1.2 0.2%

>>>>> 40. TN...............................................: 8 1.2 0.2%


>>>>> 41. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>>>> 42. not...............................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>>>> 43. Peter J Ross......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>>>> 44. DV8...............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>>>> 45. *.*...............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>>>> 46. tsest.............................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
>>>>> 47. FJ................................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
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>>>>> 20. ATTN Mr Pounder - speeding.......................: 46 6.7 1.1%


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>>>>> 24. Malloy digest, volume 2453724.....................: 32 4.6 0.8%
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How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate its titalot.

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Jan 6, 2006, 7:49:38 PM1/6/06
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Dickless *is* Old Skool.

ah

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Jan 7, 2006, 2:45:15 AM1/7/06
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Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
> Bruce and/or sheila AKA ah wrote:
>> tho...@antispam.ham wrote:
>> > Joseph Malloy writes:
>> >
>> >> Shouldn't that be "ding-a-ling", ah? :-)
>> >
>> > What does that have to do with classical music, Malloy?
>>
>> What does this have to do with the Old Skool, Tholen?
>
> Dickless *is* Old Skool.

What does this have to do with micrometeorites, Bruce?
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ah

Double-A

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Jan 6, 2006, 10:21:55 PM1/6/06
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Oh no!

It's Bruce!

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Jan 6, 2006, 7:48:27 PM1/6/06
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Indeed, Bruce. Dickless has no dong!

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Jan 8, 2006, 3:38:06 PM1/8/06
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On what basis do you make that k'lame, Ah?

> --
> ah

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Jan 8, 2006, 2:20:22 PM1/8/06
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No shit, Double-Anus.

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Jan 8, 2006, 2:32:51 PM1/8/06
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No shit, Double-Anus.

ah

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Jan 9, 2006, 6:48:50 AM1/9/06
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Obvious, really, Bruce.

>
>> --
>> ah
>


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ah

ah

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Jan 9, 2006, 6:49:21 AM1/9/06
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Wow; this is a big room.
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ah

ah

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Jan 9, 2006, 6:49:28 AM1/9/06
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Wow; this is a big room.
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ah

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Jan 10, 2006, 6:57:31 AM1/10/06
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Yes, the obvious things obviously are.

> --
> ah

Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Jan 10, 2006, 6:58:46 AM1/10/06
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I say, nasty echo in here, eh, what?

ah

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Jan 10, 2006, 10:51:40 PM1/10/06
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Obviously.
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ah

ah

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Jan 10, 2006, 10:52:09 PM1/10/06
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Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
> Bruce and/or Sheila AKA ah wrote:
>> Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
>> > Double-Anus wrote:
>> >> Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
>> >> > Bruce and/or sheila AKA ah wrote:
>> >> > > tho...@antispam.ham wrote:
>> >> > > > Joseph Malloy writes:
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >> Shouldn't that be "ding-a-ling", ah? :-)
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > What does that have to do with classical music, Malloy?
>> >> > >
>> >> > > What does this have to do with the Old Skool, Tholen?
>> >> > > --
>> >> > > ah
>> >> >
>> >> > Dickless *is* Old Skool.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Oh no!
>> >>
>> >> It's Bruce!
>> >
>> > No shit, Double-Anus.
>>
>> Wow; this is a big room.
>> --
>> ah
>
> I say, nasty echo in here, eh, what?

Yup.
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ah

ah

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Jan 10, 2006, 10:52:17 PM1/10/06
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Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
> Bruce and/or Sheila AKA ah wrote:
>> Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
>> > Double-Anus wrote:
>> >> Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
>> >> > Bruce and/or sheila AKA ah wrote:
>> >> > > tho...@antispam.ham wrote:
>> >> > > > Joseph Malloy writes:
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >> Shouldn't that be "ding-a-ling", ah? :-)
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > What does that have to do with classical music, Malloy?
>> >> > >
>> >> > > What does this have to do with the Old Skool, Tholen?
>> >> > > --
>> >> > > ah
>> >> >
>> >> > Dickless *is* Old Skool.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Oh no!
>> >>
>> >> It's Bruce!
>> >
>> > No shit, Double-Anus.
>>
>> Wow; this is a big room.
>> --
>> ah
>
> I say, nasty echo in here, eh, what?

Yup.
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ah

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