Jarl Sigurd presents: Meat Hook Sodomy Opus 69 in Death Minor in 666 movements
Jarl Sigurd
Sodomy. From Jarl Sigurd, the master of disaster, the king of usenet,
the prince of darkness and the infernal black metal miestro of 2002.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a guitarist who is too cool for s'cule
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
*** Meat Hook Sodomy Opus 69 in Death Minor ***
Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feelings deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood
Drenched body
Begin the anal grounting
Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine
Bodily destruction
Vulgar molestation
Treachery never ending soul ripping
Lifeless Bodies not, petrified
Cloggins veins
Presure building
Scabbing clotted sores dehydrate
Condemned to life of obscurity
Dismal dimensions of my being, I explore my thoughts through murder
Devoting my life to mutilation
Screams of blood saturate, grubs feed on dilapidated
Stumps, darkness overshadowing the killing
Eyes now dialate
Bodies disintegrate
Razor sharp hooks implanted in your rectum
Splitting bodies, spilling guts on the ground
Sodomizing living beings with my utensils
Stabbing on your life stripped of all your skin
Disgusting to the world
Beauty to my eyes
The body lying naked, discharging my infection
Invigorating while I kill, intoxicating
Invoking suffering on human beings
Grinding orifices my only therapy
Sculpting gore
Muscle tissue
Reshaping
Mounds of flesh, deformation
Skulls of victims stacked like trophies
Bleeding from your arse sudden blood ejection
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a guitarist who is too cool for s'cule
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
JarlSigurd
These pathetic lyrics are work of that pathetic forger
Rob<r...@netcom.com>. The real Jarl Sigurd would never
write lyrics that dreadful.
To listen to uplifting music by Jarl Sigurd
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
barney
himself and Jarl Sigurd, as compared to JarlSigurd?
"JarlSigurd" <JarlS...@geocities.com> wrote in message
news:3C798E...@geocities.com...
Matthew B. Tepper
@news20.bellglobal.com:
> i haven't followed this much, but, has anyone noticed that rob identifies
> himself and Jarl Sigurd, as compared to JarlSigurd?
I don't particularly care. Every time a jarlsigurd shows up, I dump it
into my killfile. There are nine of them there now. I expect that number
will continue to grow and I don't care. In my opinion, the total possible
edification and/or entertainment value of these entities is zero.
--
Matthew B. Tepper: WWW, science fiction, classical music, ducks!
My personal home page -- http://home.earthlink.net/~oy/index.html
My main music page --- http://home.earthlink.net/~oy/berlioz.html
To write to me, do for my address what Androcles did for the lion
Top 3 worst UK exports: Mad-cow; Foot-and-mouth; Charlotte Church
JarlSigurd
>
> i haven't followed this much, but, has anyone noticed that rob identifies
> himself and Jarl Sigurd, as compared to JarlSigurd?
I post as both JarlSigurd and Jarl Sigurd, depending on whether
I post via Netscape or Outlook Express. Rob always posts via
Google.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to music composed by Jarl Sigurd,
visit, http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
Boris Goodenoff
news:Cxie8.14504$0C1.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> "barney" <notava...@nowhere.com> wrote in news:M7ie8.3326$tA.512813
> @news20.bellglobal.com:
>
> > i haven't followed this much, but, has anyone noticed that rob identifies
> > himself and Jarl Sigurd, as compared to JarlSigurd?
>
> I don't particularly care. Every time a jarlsigurd shows up, I dump it
> into my killfile. There are nine of them there now. I expect that number
> will continue to grow and I don't care. In my opinion, the total possible
> edification and/or entertainment value of these entities is zero.
And what makes you think your posts are so valuable, Mr. Tepper? Brief
observation tells me you may very well be the largest a-hole in this
newsgroup.
Your friend Boris.
--
Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG
Jarl Sigurd
> "barney" <notava...@nowhere.com> wrote in news:M7ie8.3326$tA.512813
> @news20.bellglobal.com:
>
> > i haven't followed this much, but, has anyone noticed that rob identifies
> > himself and Jarl Sigurd, as compared to JarlSigurd?
>
> I don't particularly care. Every time a jarlsigurd shows up, I dump it
> into my killfile. There are nine of them there now. I expect that number
> will continue to grow and I don't care. In my opinion, the total possible
> edification and/or entertainment value of these entities is zero.
I'll put YOU in MY kill file. Slay you dead with my black metal
symphonies and then once again with my midi metal mace. Canteraneous
Insumptions Carthous Mega Olympusin 6 -6 - 6. The spell is cast....
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a guitarist who is too cool for scule
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
Brendan R. Wehrung
>
> These pathetic lyrics are work of that pathetic forger
> Rob<r...@netcom.com>. The real Jarl Sigurd would never
> write lyrics that dreadful.
>
Are you sure?????
He already has!
Brendan
Matthew B. Tepper
name to sign his vapid insults. (And he likes Christian Thielemann, too!)
Jarl Sigurd
>I'll put YOU in MY kill file. Slay you dead with my black metal
>symphonies and then once again with my midi metal mace. Canteraneous
>Insumptions Carthous Mega Olympusin 6 -6 - 6. The spell is cast...
Another lame forgery from Rob. Please ignore.\
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to music composed by Jarl Sigurd,
visit; http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
Jarl Sigurd
sulfugor wrote
>are those the actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse ( chris barnes)?
It wouldn't surprise me. Rob appropriates other people's
screen names and identities, why shouldn't he appropriate
other musician's lyrics.
Jarl Sigurd(the real one)
to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, visit
http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
D.G. Porter
>
>
> And what makes you think your posts are so valuable, Mr. Tepper? Brief
> observation tells me you may very well be the largest a-hole in this
> newsgroup.
>
> Your friend Boris.
I resent the attempted usurpation of my designation of being the biggest
"a-hole" in this (or any music) NG! I seen my opportunities and I took
'em! I "put in my time"! I didn't get where I am today without a lot
of hard work!
So fuck off, "Boris," and tell Natasha she needs to eat a few steaks,
she's too skinny!
Matthew B. Tepper
news:3C7A8D...@NOSPAMpacbell.net:
> I resent the attempted usurpation of my designation of being the biggest
> "a-hole" in this (or any music) NG! I seen my opportunities and I took
> 'em! I "put in my time"! I didn't get where I am today without a lot
> of hard work!
I didn't get where I am today without throwing in references to "The Fall
and Rise of Reginald Perrin."
Ward Hardman
: *** Meat Hook Sodomy Opus 69 in Death Minor ***
"Jarl's" approach to proctology
Is weird in its psychology:
His obsession anal
Shows a rather banal
Appetite for coprophagy.
;-)
--Ward Hardman
"The older I get, the more I admire and crave competence, just simple
competence, in any field from adultery to zoology."
- H.L. Mencken
Eric Bolvin
Why don't you not post anything for a year and then we'll know that all your
posts are forged.
Eb
--
Eric Bolvin
Trumpet, Arranger, Composer, Educator
SF Bay Area
408.236.2009
http://www.mp3.com/EricBolvin
"Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
news:ITse8.820$a04....@tor-nn1.netcom.ca...
D.G. Porter
>
> "D.G. Porter" <dgpo...@NOSPAMpacbell.net> wrote in
> news:3C7A8D...@NOSPAMpacbell.net:
>
> > I resent the attempted usurpation of my designation of being the biggest
> > "a-hole" in this (or any music) NG! I seen my opportunities and I took
> > 'em! I "put in my time"! I didn't get where I am today without a lot
> > of hard work!
>
> I didn't get where I am today without throwing in references to "The Fall
> and Rise of Reginald Perrin."
And seeing opportunities in "Plunkitt of Tammany Hall."
(Altho' "put in my time" is a family phrase, something my father-in-law
The Admiral used to say a lot when boasting about all his perks in
retirement. [Among those things he put time into was nearly running his
sub into a whale shortly after WWII... oops.])
Elizabeth Hubbell
"Matthew B. Tepper" wrote:
>
> PLONK to the knowledgeless and anonymous coward who doesn't even have a
> name to sign his vapid insults. (And he likes Christian Thielemann, too!)
Seriously, you don't like Christian Thielemann? Just curious--and how
come, please? Thanks.
Inquisitively,
Geoffrey Riggs
www.operacast.com
Evelyn Vogt Gamble (Divamanque)
Boris Goodenoff wrote:
>
>
> And what makes you think your posts are so valuable, Mr. Tepper? Brief
> observation tells me you may very well be the largest a-hole in this
> newsgroup.
Obviously your ""brief observation" has been much TOO
brief! Matthew has been a regular (and mostly respected)
poster here for a number of years. Who are you?
Matthew B. Tepper
news:3C7AE361...@verizon.net:
> "Matthew B. Tepper" wrote:
>>
>> PLONK to the knowledgeless and anonymous coward who doesn't even have
>> a name to sign his vapid insults. (And he likes Christian
>> Thielemann, too!)
>
> Seriously, you don't like Christian Thielemann? Just curious--and how
> come, please? Thanks.
Actually, I was referring to the bashing Thielemann has regularly gotten
on this newsgroup. I've only heard a bit by him: A _Lohengrin_ Act I
Prelude with Philadelphia, very beautiful and sustained; and Schumann's
"Overture, Scherzo & Finale," very episodic with no two phrases linked
logically. Wait, I also sampled the Beethoven 5th and found it sloppy
and uninspired. I was only able to listen to the briefest of portions of
his broadcast of Richard Strauss' _Die Frau ohne Schatten_, so cannot
just how cohesive or un- that may have been.
Jarl Sigurd
> Why do you always insult people and then reply claiming it's a forgery?
> Why don't you not post anything for a year and then we'll know that all your
> posts are forged.
>
> Eb
>
> --
> Eric Bolvin
> Trumpet, Arranger, Composer, Educator
> SF Bay Area
> 408.236.2009
> http://www.mp3.com/EricBolvin
Why don't you take your daddy's dick out of your mouth when you decide
to post and make a fool of yourself? A year of no Sigurd is a bleak
year and I for one would not let usenet suffer such an unjust faith.
Until then, make sure you and your dadda use protection at the next
family "reunion".
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a guitarist who is too cool for s'cule
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
> "Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
Jarl Sigurd
Here you have it, the two impersonators who have plagued me for so
long. Normally I try not to take their Jarl-bait, but every once in a
while it becomes too much. Let me set the record straight:
1. I hate the term, "black metal." It really grates on me. In order to
describe my guitar stylings, I prefer "antique" or "burnished" metal.
2. I do not write music with lyrics. My guitar artistry speaks for
itself. The two principal forgers, JarlS...@geocities.com and
jarlsig...@yahoo.com, persist in competing with one another to
see who can attribute the most vile lyrics, falsely, to me.
3. I am not an illiterate doofus, or a morbid retro-Goth wannabe. To
prove it, I will write a poem, which will provide incontrovertible
evidence that I am not the barbarian ghoul that the forgers make me
out to be.
This is the first poem I have ever written. I have chosen the sonnet
form, but I use the unique rhyme scheme ABBACCBDDBAEEA. I bet no one
ever thought of that one before!
If Furtwängler were alive today,
And living here in my milieu,
If he should bid his time adieu,
(Preferring ours), and were he gay,
Would he deploy a vast phalanx
Of pedals and effects, and banks
Of Marshall amps? Would he eschew
The orchestras of German cities,
(Once renowned), and turn to MIDIs,
Whilst advertising, as I do,
By trolling USENET night and day,
With endless bouts of bogus queries?
Would he post SPAM, until the furies
Finally made the man their prey?
To hear heart-wrenching guitar solos by the Metal artist with the soul
of a poet, visit http://JarlSigurd1.tripod.com/ampcast.htm
paramucho
wrote:
>
>If Furtwängler were alive today,
He'd be flogging his outtakes and live performances like everyone else
over 50.
Ian
Jarl Sigurd
<8cbd3db2.02022...@posting.google.com>...
>Why don't you take your daddy's dick out of your mouth when you decide
>to post and make a fool of yourself? A year of no Sigurd is a bleak
>year and I for one would not let usenet suffer such an unjust faith.
>Until then, make sure you and your dadda use protection at the next
>family "reunion".
Another vulgar, uncouth forgery, this time featuring
obsessive ranting about gay incest. Who but Rob
<r...@netcom.com> would post something like this.
If you do a google search on r...@netcom.com you
will find that he has a long history of posting insinuations
about gay incest. Truly Rob the forger has a twisted mind.
I wish he would seek help for his problems rather than
crowding up the usenet with his offensive forgeries.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, visit
http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
Jarl Sigurd
Ward Hardman should have written.
>
> "Rob's" approach to proctology
> Is weird in its psychology:
> His obsession anal
> Shows a rather banal
> Appetite for coprophagy.
There, that's better, since it is Rob<r...@netcom.com>
that is posting all of these anally obsessed forgeries,
not me.
Jarl Sigurd, the Real One
to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd, visit
http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
Jarl Sigurd
paramucho wrote in message <3c924e02...@news2.ozemail.com.au>...
Just what the classical music world needs. A Furtwangler Blooper Video.
Jarl Sigurd(the real one)
to listen to a cello concerto composed by the real Jarl
Sigurd, visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
Ward Hardman
: Ward Hardman should have written.
:>
:> "Rob's" approach to proctology
:> Is weird in its psychology:
:> His obsession anal
:> Shows a rather banal
:> Appetite for coprophagy.
: There, that's better, since it is Rob<r...@netcom.com>
: that is posting all of these anally obsessed forgeries,
: not me.
Well, the quotes around "Jarl's" were meant to express doubts about the
identity of the masquerader. If you are certain that this one of the
"duelling 'Jarls'" is indeed Rob, then you can dispense with the quotes.
Ward Hardman
: JarlSigurd <JarlS...@geocities.com> wrote:
:> Rob forging a Jarl Sigurd post via Google = wrote:
:>
:> These pathetic lyrics are work of that pathetic forger
:> Rob<r...@netcom.com>. The real Jarl Sigurd would never
:> write lyrics that dreadful.
: Here you have it, the two impersonators who have plagued me for so long.
Those "duelling Jarls" are now a trinity.
(How far descended from Divinity!)
Each new round of their verse
Gets successively worse.
Will they multiply to infinity?
John Harrington
Hi Jarl,
Well, it's 14 lines, but that's all that it has in common with what
people usually mean when they say "sonnet".
John
ralph gibbons
All hail the One True Jarl!
jarls...@ausi.com (Jarl Sigurd) wrote in message news:<3617d173.02022...@posting.google.com>...
>
Jaakko Mäntyjärvi
>
> In rec.music.classical.recordings Jarl Sigurd <jarls...@ausi.com> wrote:
> : JarlSigurd <JarlS...@geocities.com> wrote:
> :> Rob forging a Jarl Sigurd post via Google = wrote:
> :>
> :> These pathetic lyrics are work of that pathetic forger
> :> Rob<r...@netcom.com>. The real Jarl Sigurd would never
> :> write lyrics that dreadful.
>
> : Here you have it, the two impersonators who have plagued me for so long.
>
> Those "duelling Jarls" are now a trinity.
> (How far descended from Divinity!)
> Each new round of their verse
> Gets successively worse.
> Will they multiply to infinity?
All right, folks, our cover is blown. Why not just come right out and
admit that everyone posting here is in fact Jarl?
--
Regards,
Jaakko Mäntyjärvi
Helsinki, Finland
"Nil significat nisi oscillat. Du vap. Du vap. Du vap."
JarlSigurd
>
> Why do you always insult people and then reply claiming it's a forgery?
Because it is a forgery! I don't post as Jar1_...@yahoo.com
I don't post via Google! A netkook named Rob has been forging posts in
my name via Google and using them to insult and offen people. I
want people to now that it's not me making these posts hence I
post forgery alerts.
> Why don't you not post anything for a year and then we'll know that all your
> posts are forged.
Why should I allow myself to be bullied off the usenet. If I
ever do leave, it will be voluntarily and not in response to
someone elses bully tactics. I happen to believe in people's
right to free speech and will fight to maintain this right on
the usenet.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd,
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
David7Gable
The stylistic differences distinguishing the three Jarl's convince me that they
are not all written by the same person. One of them is mildly entertaining, or
least provokes mildly entertaining complaints about him, and one is a total
jerk. I'm willing to consider the possibility that there is a third real Jarl
beleaguered by these other two guys for God knows what reason. And if he is
real, think how much more impatient he must be with the posts of the other two
than we are.
-david gable
JarlSigurd
>
> In rec.music.classical.recordings Jarl Sigurd <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote:
>
> : Ward Hardman should have written.
> :>
> :> "Rob's" approach to proctology
> :> Is weird in its psychology:
> :> His obsession anal
> :> Shows a rather banal
> :> Appetite for coprophagy.
>
> : There, that's better, since it is Rob<r...@netcom.com>
> : that is posting all of these anally obsessed forgeries,
> : not me.
>
> Well, the quotes around "Jarl's" were meant to express doubts about the
> identity of the masquerader. If you are certain that this one of the
> "duelling 'Jarls'" is indeed Rob, then you can dispense with the quotes.
Yes, I am certain it is Rob. What gives Rob is his constant need
to inject references to homosexuality or homosexual acts into his
posts. If you do a google search on r...@netcom.com, you'll find
that he's been doing this for several years now. Whenever he
gets into an argument or disagreement with someone he will try to
accuse that person of being homosexual. He does this with such
regularity that one can't help but wonder if there is anything else
on his mind. Rob's one track mind is fixated on homoeroticism.
That's what gives away his forgeries. If you contrast my own
posting history as jarls...@geocities.com you'll find that
I rarely discuss the subject and if so, it's usually because
someone else brings it up. It's just not a subject that holds
much interest for me and I certainly don't go around accusing
other people of being homosexual, which is what Rob constantly
does.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a cello concerto by the real Jarl Sigurd,
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
mike
news:3C7C6F...@geocities.com:
> Ward Hardman wrote:
>>
>> In rec.music.classical.recordings Jarl Sigurd
>> <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote:
>>
>> : Ward Hardman should have written.
>> :>
>> :> "Rob's" approach to proctology
>> :> Is weird in its psychology:
>> :> His obsession anal
>> :> Shows a rather banal
>> :> Appetite for coprophagy.
>>
>> : There, that's better, since it is Rob<r...@netcom.com>
>> : that is posting all of these anally obsessed forgeries, not me.
>>
>> Well, the quotes around "Jarl's" were meant to express doubts about
>> the identity of the masquerader. If you are certain that this one of
>> the "duelling 'Jarls'" is indeed Rob, then you can dispense with the
>> quotes.
>
> Yes, I am certain it is Rob. What gives Rob is his constant need
> to inject references to homosexuality or homosexual acts into his
> posts. If you do a google search on r...@netcom.com, you'll find
> that he's been doing this for several years now. Whenever he
> gets into an argument or disagreement
shred
>
> Jarl Sigurd
>
jarl, in Arles,
saw the local hero:
qawked and squeeked
in awe, did jarl, in Arles;
in-too-it-ted
the Van Gawk Suite,
like Grieg's,
but sort of geek.
John Harrington
David,
The real Jarl Sigurd (of Orkney) died nearly 1000 years ago. All of
the ones who post on this group are phonies.
John
David7Gable
>the ones who post on this group are phonies.
Not necessarily. There is such a thing as a nom de plume. The question is
whether two of them seized on it deliberately to annoy the first one or not.
(And, while I assumed Jarl Sigurd was a nom de plume, could somewhat not be
given that name today?)
-david gable
JarlSigurd
What about Jarl Sigurd of Norway, the son of Jarl Hakon the last
heathen ruler of Norway? Was he a phoney too? Just curious.
Jarl Sigurd
To listen to a cello concerto by 21st Century Jarl Sigurd
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
Brendan R. Wehrung
>
> The real Jarl Sigurd (of Orkney) died nearly 1000 years ago. All of
> the ones who post on this group are phonies.
>
> John
You mean these others are Atavus?
Brendan