More juggling jokes?
thegoheads
entertain some guests... so I searched and found these threads:
http://www.jugglingdb.com/news/thread.php?group=1&id=200076&highlight=jokes%2Cfunny
http://www.jugglingdb.com/news/thread.php?author=Colin%20E.&lang=el&id=59530&group=1
There are some good juggling jokes here, but there has to be more! Anyone
heard any good ones lately?
One of my favorites from the above threads is,
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a juggler?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
That one really struck my funny bone for some reason.
Here are some additions:
(Heckler asks) Can you juggle chainsaws?!?
(Juggler replies) I used to. Until I cut both my arms off.... it's ok
though, they grew back.
Q: What do you call a juggler without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How many jugglers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: At least 10... Only 1 to change the bulb, and the rest to critique his
form.
Q: Who is the toughest guy at the circus?
A: The juggler, of course, because he's got the most balls.
Did you hear about the fires at the circus?! They were in tents!
(pronounced like "intense")
(that one is cheesy, but I like it)
Feel free to share any good non-juggling related jokes as well... after
all, anyone reading this is probably bored enough to need a good laugh :)
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IeuanMaiden
What makes you a good 6 ball shower juggler?
I don't know, you just have to b1.
IM
Ben Thompson
That one's amazing! It's for a rather specific audience, but it's still
amazing.
thegoheads
says, "Now, let's see you do that with a PX3!"
A bowler has just finished bowling a perfect game. A juggler walks by and
says, "Now, let's see you do that with a beanbag!"
A woman is eating an ice cream cone. A juggler walks by and says, "Now,
let's see you eat that ON FIRE!!!"
A man is sitting in a park reading a book. A juggler walks by and asks,
"So, how many books can you read at the same time?"
Poor-
Boppo
wrote:
I really like these. Jokes by jugglers, for jugglers.
-boppo
thegoheads
A totally normal looking person is sitting at a bus stop minding his own
business. A juggler approaches him and asks, "Are you a clown?"
best. joke. ever.
Nick Thomas
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? 2. One to
actually change it, and the other to figure out the siteswap for it. :)
Norbi
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> How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? 2. One to
> actually change it, and the other to figure out the siteswap for it. :)
>
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Oooh, let's not get into the lightbulb ones...
http://juggler.com/AlbertLucasLightbulbJokes/index.html
VincentCarter
thegoheads
one of his CDs, and he had two jokes about juggling.
I went into a store, and bought 8 oranges. The clerk asked me if I wanted
a bag, and I said "No, I juggle! But I only juggle 8. If you ever see me
in here buying 9 oranges, bag'em up!"
I once saw a guy juggling chainsaws. It was pretty cool, but if you
needed to saw something down that would just be annoying. "Come on, man,
can't we use just one?"
Viveca
B. Chainsaw joke reminded me of this true story:
Another juggler and I were hanging drywall to finish the ceiling in a
bedroom of our loft. The next day while telling another juggler friend
about all the maneuvers we pulled and precarious objects we stacked to
balance ourselves and the drywall on, he asked, "Don't you have a pair of
drywall stilts hanging around somewhere?"
I do. They were hand-me-downs from Root (thanks again!). But it took both
of us a moment to figure out how his question was relevant to our
construction situation since we weren't planning to perform in there or
anything.
Viveca
_HanS
When people asked me if I can juggle chainsaws I used to reply: "Yes, but
the power chords always got tangled up"
I like the arm one though.. I'm gonna use that
HanS
Reeses2150
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> Nick Thomas wrote:
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> > How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? 2. One to
> > actually change it, and the other to figure out the siteswap for it. :)
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> Oooh, let's not get into the lightbulb ones...
> http://juggler.com/AlbertLucasLightbulbJokes/index.html
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Ohhh man :D Now I HAVE to come up with some about Jason Garfield XD
or maybe myself.....
hang on, let me go open up notepad.exe.....
Aidan
There's that joke about the juggler that gets pulled over by the traffic
cop, who asks to look in his boot (trunk for the US readers) and sees his
juggling knives. The cop is very suspicious and asks why he is carrying
knives in his car. The juggler says I'm a juggler and proceeds to juggle
the knives. At which point another driver pulls up and says 'if that's the
drink driving test nowadays you can book me now!'
Aidan.
Al Teal
The bartender said, hey, you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your
pants. The juggler said, I know. It's driving me nuts.
(The real juggler joke that I wanted to post was already posted so I had
to adapt.)
Al
PinkNigel
> When people asked me if I can juggle chainsaws I used to reply: "Yes, but
> the power chords always got tangled up"
So you usually perform to 80s metal tracks then?
gs...@stu.ca
Having trouble juggling your caseload? Juggle balls insteat in room...
Do school clubs make you want to throw up? Join the juggling club...
Afraid you might catch something? Get over your fears and ease into catching with the juggling club...
Join the juggling club so you can juggle clubs.
