Jokes about being cheap
Allen Rudd
Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
GWLucky
I suppose you won't pay anyone for the information!
Stuart O. Bronstein
Allen Rudd <"allenr@allenr"@wko.com> wrote:
>Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
What's it worth to you?
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Eric J
Allen Rudd wrote:
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> Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
He's so cheap he wouldn't even pay attention.
He's so cheap when everyone threw their tips on the table at the
restaurant, he collected them back, muttering, "Service wasn't that
good." (Not much of a joke, but I've witnessed this one!)
He's so cheap, when he saw a stranger drop a $10 bill, he picked it
up, ran after the guy, and upon catching up said to him, "Could you
give me change for a ten?"
Eric J.
Gaven Miller
Eric J (je...@kdsi.net) wrote in rec.humor:
> Allen Rudd wrote:
> > Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
> He's so cheap, when he saw a stranger drop a $10 bill, he picked it
> up, ran after the guy, and upon catching up said to him, "Could you
> give me change for a ten?"
... so I took the $10, and gave him 25 cents.
;-)
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Loz
In article <6k9nvj$13$1...@news.wko.com>, Allen Rudd
<"allenr@allenr"@wko.com> writes
>Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
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Stephen Jaye
Allen Rudd <"allenr@allenr"@wko.com> wrote:
>Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
You expect them for free, maybe?
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Loz
In article <3569A3...@kdsi.net>, Eric J <je...@kdsi.net> writes
>Allen Rudd wrote:
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>> Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
>
>
>He's so cheap when everyone threw their tips on the table at the
>restaurant, he collected them back, muttering, "Service wasn't that
>good." (Not much of a joke, but I've witnessed this one!)
>
>up, ran after the guy, and upon catching up said to him, "Could you
>give me change for a ten?"
>
Yeah, I changed it for a 1962 half-penny coin I had on me at that point.
Of course I regretted it late, 'cos i had nothing to give the buskers
Paul Intihar
Stephen Jaye wrote:
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> Allen Rudd <"allenr@allenr"@wko.com> wrote:
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> >Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
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I knew an Armenian rug dealer who described the Armenians as being able
to buy from a Jew, sell to a Scotsman, and still make a profit.
Continuity
Pretty much any Jack Benny episode has a couple of good ones. My favorite:
Robber: Your money or your life!
Jack Benny: [pause] I'm thinking about it!
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> Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
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> Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
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> Can someone point me to jokes about people being cheap?
You're all welcome :P
Faux Dameron
...that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Jason Evans
She only buys clearance items at the thrift store.
