Daniel Negreanu GCB
Newgcb
Unlike GCA, GCB does not spend the majority of its time disparaging
the graves of dead players who can not stand up for themselves. GCB
takes on live, living players, and challenges them to dare refute our
claims. We'll even take on those players who fall somewhere in the
middle, such as Daniel Negreanu.
GCB has mentioned Daniel in many other posts. From his rise in the
mid 1970s (known then as Danny "The Fetus") to his quick fall in the
1980s, 1990s, and early 2000s, back to his rise again in 2003. Even
though he is barely old enough to shave, Danny's career spans 4
decades. Only a true cheat can master something like that.
After blowing his bankroll in 1978 in a high-stakes game of "52
pickup," The Fetus left Las Vegas and returned home, to Canada. He
vowed to refine his skills and re-learn the game of poker, eh. One of
these days, he may actually learn how to play.
Back in 1991, GCB was re-introduced to Daniel when he walked in on us
banging his then-girlfriend, Evelyn Ng. Shocked and upset, he ran out
of the room crying, hands flailing in the air, and screaming "I break
up with you! I break up with you!! Waahhhh!!!" GCB was a little
puzzled, as we never even dated Daniel, but that is his issue, not
ours.
It was during this time that he began taking poker more seriously. He
started playing the local card clubs in Canada, and made quite a name
for himself. The buzz was tremendous, "He is fearless…he plays
anything, eh!" They said. "This guy will raise with just aboot
ANYTHING!" They said. "This kid can win with ANY 2 cards!" They
said. Unfortunately for Daniel, he rarely did win with any 2 cards.
He was welcomed in card rooms all across Toronto, even the straight
ones. No one could lose, except, of course, Danny. "The Fetus can't
beat us," was a common phrase in these card rooms.
Danny earned the nickname "Doublesuited" in, oddly enough, a Hold'em
game. When his "full house" of hearts over diamonds lost on the
river to then GCB-protégé Howard Lederer's 6 Aces. "Danny Dumb. He
double-suited!" mocked Howard. Once again, Danny cried.
GCB took pity on Daniel. In 1994, we began our work, without his
knowledge. First, we got him back together with Evelyn Ng (This was
NOT easy, as GCB had to promise Evy that we would be available 24/7 to
"get the Negreanu out of me.") It was tiring work, but GCB knew that
no other female would give him a second look, and he was just too hard
up to concentrate on the game. For one year, GCB played the roll of
mop-up-men, taking Negreanu's sloppy seconds.
We sat down with Daniel at a NL game in the Blue Oyster Card club in
Toronto, Canada. We made sure the deck was cold stacked, to prove to
him our power. The cards were dealt. GCB made sure to give Daniel
kings, and GCB aces. We went all in. I call! said Daniel. I have
"A-A." GCB was shocked. Did we somehow screw up? Did Daniel
somehow figure out a way to cheat the cheaters? He flips over 2 red
kings.
Puzzled, I said "I thought you said you had A-A?".
"Noo," I said "Eh! Eh!" this is Canaduh, eh! "Eh Eh!"
GCB scooped the pot. The guy was perfect. We taught him how to cheat
at Hold'em. How to cheat at Stud. How to cheat at Baccarat. How to
cheat a tic-tac-toe. And how to cheat on Evelyn. (This he never quite
got the hang of, and she dumped him aboot a year later.)
GCB also enlisted the help of long-time friend Jennifer Harman.
"Jen," we said, "do us a favor." We gave her $500,000 to make Daniel
appear "less gay." Needless to say, she ended up returning the cash.
We told her to keep $100k for her troubles.
After losing tournament after tournament, and failing to make any of
the WPT or WSOP shows, Daniel became hungry for the limelight. He
wanted to be on TV, and BAD.
After being rejected for a makeover by "Queer Eye for the Straight
Guy" (the producers claimed that the viewers would be unable to tell
which one was "the straight guy"), Daniel realized the only way he
could get on TV was as a fan. So, once again, GCB called on Evelyn
Ng. "Evy…pretend to be his friend. Pretend he coached you. Pretend
he's straight." Evy agreed, but only after GCB promised to…well, GCB
doesn't kiss and tell. (Alright, we do, but that's another post, for
another time.)
We told Danny, "We want you to make a COMPLETE ass of yourself, so
people remember you. Do whatever it takes." Danny was brilliant,
playing the fool, hooting and hollering, and dancing in the aisles.
He got the exposure he craved. We were impressed by his over-the-top
performance, and told him so. "What performance?" he asked. "When
do they start taping, eh? Are those guys from ‘Queer Eye' here yet?"
As is easily derived from our above post, Daniel Negreanu is one of
the biggest (and worst) cheats in the game. We dare Danny to refute
any of these claims.
www.polkamafia.com It's aboot time, eh? JAN 2004
John Harkness
really.
John Harkness
On 16 Dec 2003 07:44:13 -0800, Old...@hotmail.com (Newgcb) wrote:
>Daniel Negreanu
Jeremy Mazda
excellent, thought-provoking post by GCB, who is not afraid to make the
allegations others can only allege to make.
I can't wait for www.polkamafia.com!
Jeremy "Hatchback" Mazda
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NewGCA
reason to post. Goodbye.
Not the Real NewGCA #6
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Howard Treesong
Nice job, GCB (not quite ROFLMAO, but genuinely damn funny), but your
post is incomplete. It fails entirely to mention the aborted bet with
Gary Carson, Daniel's apparent obsession with hockey jerseys.
I aspire to become a subject of your satire. BTW, do you have a day
job?
-Howard Treesong
Newgcb
brevity. The aborted bet with Gary Carson will be featured in an
upcoming GCB post entitled, "Gary Carson GCB" (we hire very creative
headline writers). That post will be coming soon.
Many people aspire to be the subject of a GCB post, but only the true
scumbags/cheats make the cut. (We are currently investigating the
alleged cheating ring run by alleged lovers Mother Theresa and Ghandi.)
As to our employemnt, GCB used to be full-time cheats. However, our
current day job is that of website overlord (we still cheat at night).
I personally oversee a group of 150 writers and web designers (not
including the 99 monkeys on typewriters)who are working 24/7 to get
www.polkamafia.com up and running by January.
We will keep an eye on you, Mr. "Treesong."
www.polkamafia.com Proudly serving the scumbag community for over 50
years.
Daniel Negreanu
> Danny will not have the balls to respond to this thread. Another
> excellent, thought-provoking post by GCB, who is not afraid to make the
> allegations others can only allege to make.
Oh but I WILL respond!!! I challenge the GCB to a heads up match (with
a couple minor stipulations). First, if I win they have to continue to
mock the GCA for eternity. While if I lose, I will hire a web designer to
help them with the highly anticipated, www.polkamafia.com. Either way,
it's a win win for RGP as far as I'm concerned.
Oh, and about those stipulations:
1. Canadian Rules (meaning a Canadian can change the rules at ANY point in
a hand)
2. Multiple rebuys (open to Canadians only)
If you yellow bellies can agree to those simple stipulations, we got
ourselves a poker game!!!
:-) (smiley face necessary for those who just... well, have absolutely no
sense of humour)
Daniel Negreanu
www.fullcontactpoker.com
(soon to have a link to www.polkamafia.com)
Newgcb
A very clever attempt on your part to unmask our super-secret identity.
Have you aligned yourself with the minions so quickly? You will find
our answer to your "challenge" contained in our award-winning post,
entilted "GCB 'Methods'":
"If somebody challenges us to play a game against them, we will back
down like cowards."
Have you learned nothing from all the years we spent training you? You
know you can not beat us (Mr. Fetus). Our poker knowledge and skill far
surpasses your own, and that does not even factor in the fact that we
WILL cheat (don't forget who taught you all your 'tricks').
And don't think we don't know about Canadian Rules poker. We know the
concept of devalueing the money in the pot, and are very adept at
switching on the power play raise on the turn and leaving your net
undefended for a river shot.
While we can always use an extra web designer (there are man
"unfortunate" incidents among GCB staffers), we refuse to provide you
with the free publicity that would come from a public game against GCB.
Your clever avoidance of the allegations against you was also noted. In
fact, GCB is willing to bet that you suddenly become silent at around
noon PST today, and will spend the day away from RGP, attempting to
craft your response.
If you are innocent, "Denial", then simply make a post here at 12:15 pm
PST, and we will issue a recant.
The ball is in your court, Mr. Negreanu.
Ralph Jorjerkoff
Founder, GCB
www.polkamafia.com It's here, it's near, get used to it.
Raider Fan
>
> If you are innocent, "Denial", then simply make a post here at 12:15 pm
> PST, and we will issue a recant.
>
> The ball is in your court, Mr. Negreanu.
>
> Ralph Jorjerkoff
> Founder, GCB
Wow! GCA/GCB issuing a recant. What a concept!
Jeremy Mazda
Daniel is the true "yellow belly" here.
He'll probably come up with some elaborate excuse. Hell, he may even
claim he was in a tournament or something. What a lying,
yellow-bellied, scumbag he is!
In fact, I take that back. He is a disgrace to scumbags everywhere.
Just lying and yellow-bellied. He has to earn the right to be called a
true scumbag.
His silence speaks VOLUMES! Good job, GCB!
-Jeremy "Hatchback" Mazda
Dave L
Well done, GCB!
Howard Treesong
> We will keep an eye on you, Mr. "Treesong."
So, apparently, will ITALY1959. Coincidence? I think not.
-Howard Treesong
Marchocias
Oh Dear God! GCB is ITALY1959? This is one of the seven signs of the
apocolypse, no? My faith in dishonest humanity is destroyed.
OH, GCB, have you ever thought of donating a hockey jersey to DN with a
super-secret optical imaging device (similar to the contacts used by HL)
inside the eye of the team logo (Sabres, Ducks, etc.)? Possibly another
way to help good cheaters become great ones...
M
Newgcb
GCB will not even dignify that with an answer. Well, okay, I guess we
have. While GCB will rarely correct those who think we are or are not a
particular person, we will go on the record and say that we are not
ITALY1959/ROWDY. We will also go on the record and say we are not Russ
Georgiev, TD Lowball, or "Oliver" from the Brady Bunch.
We expect an apology from you, "Howard." Even cheating scumbags have
feelings.
-GCB
www.polkamafia.com We are who we are. Jan 2004
Rich
> Oh, and about those stipulations:
>
> 1. Canadian Rules (meaning a Canadian can change the rules at ANY point in
> a hand)
> 2. Multiple rebuys (open to Canadians only)
>
> If you yellow bellies can agree to those simple stipulations, we got
> ourselves a poker game!!!
Daniel, you forgot to stipulate that there's no cheating! GCB will eat you
alive. You can change the rules as often as you want, GCB will just break
them.
Rich
Peg Smith
<anon...@hotmail.com> writes:
>...We will also go on the record and say we are not Russ
>Georgiev, TD Lowball, or "Oliver" from the Brady Bunch...
Oliver was in "Green Acres," silly. The cute one you're thinking of in the
Brady Bunch was Greg.
Peg
Newgcb
GCB is never wrong. While Greg may have been "the cute one" (we will
verify this later with Mr. Negreanu), Oliver was in the final season of
the Brady Bunch, the annoying little "cousin" who came to live with the
family.
http://www.jumptheshark.com/b/bradybunch.htm
www.polkamafia.com Opening Jan 2004..Jumping the Shark shortly therafter
susan
Susan
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Killdozer
the cast in the final season. The show was canceled shortly thereafter.
Killdozer
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Newgcb
Also see the above link I posted, and scroll towards the end.
www.polkamafia.com A Very Brady Website Jan 2004
Peg Smith
<anon...@hotmail.com> writes:
>GCB is never wrong. While Greg may have been "the cute one" (we will
>verify this later with Mr. Negreanu), Oliver was in the final season of
>the Brady Bunch, the annoying little "cousin" who came to live with the
>family.
Really? I guess I missed the last season.
I'll never again question your knowledge. Carry on.
Peg
Howard Treesong
> >
> > > We will keep an eye on you, Mr. "Treesong."
> >
> > So, apparently, will ITALY1959. Coincidence? I think not.
> >
> > -Howard Treesong
> GCB will not even dignify that with an answer. Well, okay, I guess we
> have. While GCB will rarely correct those who think we are or are not a
> particular person, we will go on the record and say that we are not
> ITALY1959/ROWDY. We will also go on the record and say we are not Russ
> Georgiev, TD Lowball, or "Oliver" from the Brady Bunch.
>
> We expect an apology from you, "Howard." Even cheating scumbags have
> feelings.
>
> -GCB
Okay, GCB, in the face of your "overwhelmingly" compelling "argument,"
I "give in" and hereby "apologize."
-Howard Treesong
Daniel Negreanu
> http://tinyurl.com/zijs
>
> "If somebody challenges us to play a game against them, we will back
> down like cowards."
Ah hah, quite a clever trick, but what if "I" back down FIRST!!!
Then what will you do. Heh heh heh, you'll have to wake up before
midnight to outsmart a Canadian eh.
> And don't think we don't know about Canadian Rules poker. We know the
> concept of devalueing the money in the pot, and are very adept at
> switching on the power play raise on the turn and leaving your net
> undefended for a river shot.
Tisk, tisk, tisk, you show your American ignorance with this post.
With the power play, you'd be much better off hitting a backdoor pass
flush in the goalie's arse. Silly Americans!
>
> Your clever avoidance of the allegations against you was also noted. In
> fact, GCB is willing to bet that you suddenly become silent at around
> noon PST today, and will spend the day away from RGP, attempting to
> craft your response.
Wow, you got me there. I would have posted at midnight ST but
didn't get home in time cause I was drinkin' some beers at the bar eh.
> If you are innocent, "Denial", then simply make a post here at 12:15 pm
> PST, and we will issue a recant.
You got it dirtbags!!! I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and post morten at
12:15 for sure! You guys just make sure you post up to eh!
> The ball is in your court, Mr. Negreanu.
It's called a PUCK you idiots... *sigh* Americans...
:-) (smiley face added for those who are without a sense of humour)
Daniel Negreanu
>
> Daniel, you forgot to stipulate that there's no cheating! GCB will eat you
> alive. You can change the rules as often as you want, GCB will just break
> them.
>
Don't be a fool Rich, I'm a Canadian eh? One of the rules is, I
change ANY rules that I want at any time- one being cheating. I will
allow him to cheat on ANY hand in which I did a better job cheating.
If he would like to deal himself four aces every hand I am TOTALLY ok
with that. I will deal myself 2-4-5-7-8 all offsuit, otherwise known
as a "Newfie Straight" which beats all four of a kinds. My plan is
well thought out, the pityful GCB is simply no match for my Canadian
Wit. BRWAAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!
Daniel Negreanu
www.fullcontactpoker.com
AcesLow
antics in the late '70s are simply unforgiveable. How come this guy
is allowed to even ENTER a casino? Hopefully, after this post, the
Bellagio will realize the type of clientel they attract and ban this
guy from their salon.
AcesLow
what the rules? You must be new to poker.
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to his home.
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Mountain Mike
Bellagio poker room will close in 2003 because they are not doing any
business. He has inside information.
Newgcb
ink for $2500? What about that $350/oz "styling gel" you use?
We noticed that after our post exposing you, you lost at the rigged
tournament in which you were a part. Could it be that with the
increased scrutiny suddenly put upon you by GCB, that you no longer had
the opportunity to cheat this particular game? It makes you wonder.
Ralph Jorjerkoff
www.polkamafia.com Special on ink: $400/gram
Newgcb
offered you. We offered to pick youup in a LIMO and fly you to a secure
card room away from your cheating minions, and you refused. We offered
to play you on neutral ground, away from your cheating minions, and you
refused. We offered to give you a full-body massage with edible
lubricant, and you accepted.
GCB stands by its allegations.
-Ralph Jorjerkoff
www.polkamafia.com Cleaning up poker one Negreanu at a time.
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> Daniel Negreanu
>
> Unlike GCA, GCB does not spend the majority of its time disparaging
> the graves of dead players who can not stand up for themselves. GCB
> takes on live, living players, and challenges them to dare refute our
> claims. We'll even take on those players who fall somewhere in the
> middle, such as Daniel Negreanu.
>
> GCB has mentioned Daniel in many other posts. From his rise in the
> mid 1970s (known then as Danny "The Fetus") to his quick fall in the
> 1980s, 1990s, and early 2000s, back to his rise again in 2003. Even
> though he is barely old enough to shave, Danny's career spans 4
> decades. Only a true cheat can master something like that.
>
> After blowing his bankroll in 1978 in a high-stakes game of "52
> pickup," The Fetus left Las Vegas and returned home, to Canada. He
> vowed to refine his skills and re-learn the game of poker, eh. One of
> these days, he may actually learn how to play.
>
> Back in 1991, GCB was re-introduced to Daniel when he walked in on us
> banging his then-girlfriend, Evelyn Ng. Shocked and upset, he ran out
> of the room crying, hands flailing in the air, and screaming "I break
> up with you! I break up with you!! Waahhhh!!!" GCB was a little
> puzzled, as we never even dated Daniel, but that is his issue, not
> ours.
>
> It was during this time that he began taking poker more seriously. He
> started playing the local card clubs in Canada, and made quite a name
> for himself. The buzz was tremendous, "He is fearless…he plays
> anything, eh!" They said. "This guy will raise with just aboot
> ANYTHING!" They said. "This kid can win with ANY 2 cards!" They
> said. Unfortunately for Daniel, he rarely did win with any 2 cards.
> He was welcomed in card rooms all across Toronto, even the straight
> ones. No one could lose, except, of course, Danny. "The Fetus can't
> beat us," was a common phrase in these card rooms.
>
> Danny earned the nickname "Doublesuited" in, oddly enough, a Hold'em
> game. When his "full house" of hearts over diamonds lost on the
> river to then GCB-protégé Howard Lederer's 6 Aces. "Danny Dumb. He
> double-suited!" mocked Howard. Once again, Danny cried.
>
> GCB took pity on Daniel. In 1994, we began our work, without his
> knowledge. First, we got him back together with Evelyn Ng (This was
> NOT easy, as GCB had to promise Evy that we would be available 24/7 to
> "get the Negreanu out of me.") It was tiring work, but GCB knew that
> no other female would give him a second look, and he was just too hard
> up to concentrate on the game. For one year, GCB played the roll of
> mop-up-men, taking Negreanu's sloppy seconds.
>
> We sat down with Daniel at a NL game in the Blue Oyster Card club in
> Toronto, Canada. We made sure the deck was cold stacked, to prove to
> him our power. The cards were dealt. GCB made sure to give Daniel
> kings, and GCB aces. We went all in. I call! said Daniel. I have
> "A-A." GCB was shocked. Did we somehow screw up? Did Daniel
> somehow figure out a way to cheat the cheaters? He flips over 2 red
> kings.
>
> Puzzled, I said "I thought you said you had A-A?".
>
> "Noo," I said "Eh! Eh!" this is Canaduh, eh! "Eh Eh!"
>
> GCB scooped the pot. The guy was perfect. We taught him how to cheat
> at Hold'em. How to cheat at Stud. How to cheat at Baccarat. How to
> cheat a tic-tac-toe. And how to cheat on Evelyn. (This he never quite
> got the hang of, and she dumped him aboot a year later.)
>
> GCB also enlisted the help of long-time friend Jennifer Harman.
> "Jen," we said, "do us a favor." We gave her $500,000 to make Daniel
> appear "less gay." Needless to say, she ended up returning the cash.
> We told her to keep $100k for her troubles.
>
> After losing tournament after tournament, and failing to make any of
> the WPT or WSOP shows, Daniel became hungry for the limelight. He
> wanted to be on TV, and BAD.
>
> After being rejected for a makeover by "Queer Eye for the Straight
> Guy" (the producers claimed that the viewers would be unable to tell
> which one was "the straight guy"), Daniel realized the only way he
> could get on TV was as a fan. So, once again, GCB called on Evelyn
> Ng. "Evy…pretend to be his friend. Pretend he coached you. Pretend
> he's straight." Evy agreed, but only after GCB promised to…well, GCB
> doesn't kiss and tell. (Alright, we do, but that's another post, for
> another time.)
>
> We told Danny, "We want you to make a COMPLETE ass of yourself, so
> people remember you. Do whatever it takes." Danny was brilliant,
> playing the fool, hooting and hollering, and dancing in the aisles.
> He got the exposure he craved. We were impressed by his over-the-top
> performance, and told him so. "What performance?" he asked. "When
> do they start taping, eh? Are those guys from ‘Queer Eye' here yet?"
>
> As is easily derived from our above post, Daniel Negreanu is one of
> the biggest (and worst) cheats in the game. We dare Danny to refute
> any of these claims.
>
>
> www.polkamafia.com It's aboot time, eh? JAN 2004
Cupboy has a sense of humor! This was a pretty good thread from the archives. Bumping for posterity.