The " M " word

[raykeller]

The " M " word
Spread the laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy while we're
here!!!

The " M " word...
by Jeff Foxworthy

The " M " word...
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the
Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese,
the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women
, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? Time
to level the playing field and be politically correct by including the
Muslims!


Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a
moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to
be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and
suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad
against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least four, You may be a Muslim.



If you find this offensive and don't forward it, you are part of the
problem in America!

If you delete this you are, most likely a Muslim!

[Just Wondering]

On 7/27/2015 4:15 PM, raykeller wrote:
> The " M " word
> Spread the laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy while we're
> here!!!
>
> The " M " word...
> by Jeff Foxworthy
>
> The " M " word...
> Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the
> Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese,
> the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women
> , blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?
>

Perhaps this is why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2OsYAifegw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfResyFrqlM

[betweentheeyes]

"raykeller" <whiney_will_have_his_nose_in_my_ass_in_3_2_1
@leftards_are_loosers.com> wrote in news:mp6afo$c1i$1...@dont-email.me:

> Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/foxworthy.asp