WHICH SIDE OF THE FENCE.....???

[raykeller]

*You can't get any more accurate than this!*

*This is straight forward country thinking.*

*by Jeff Foxworthy:*



*WHICH SIDE OF THE FENCE.....???*
*If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
test!.....*


*If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.*

*If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants guns outlawed.*

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*If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.*

*If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.*

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*If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.*

*If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.*

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*If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.*

*If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.*

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*If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.*

*A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.*

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*If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.*

*A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.*

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*If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it*

*If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us
pay for his.*
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*If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work
the next day.*

*If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks,
throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.*

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*If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."*

*I forwarded it....*