On Sunday, November 22, 2015 at 10:42:38 AM UTC-5, Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
> On Saturday, November 21, 2015 at 9:47:00 PM UTC-5,
hhya...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Sunday, November 22, 2015 at 5:34:29 AM UTC+8, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > > On Saturday, November 21, 2015 at 11:06:28 AM UTC-5, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > > > They had it all but then chose to ignore God to challenge his big ego. Why God didn't admit Satan be the winner and start a new species more to his own taste?
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> > > > Actually the sheep fit the pattern. Perfect animal to challenge the Devil. Oh no, God could not admit defeat. Not even pluralism. I declare Adam & Eve to have taken the first step toward a rainbow world, to borrow some terminology from the gays. This is equivalent to declare the gays to be evil --or viceversa.
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> > > I think Adam & Eve were the victims of a proxy war between God and Satan. They became the peons in a chess match between the most powerful figures in the universe.
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> > > What if Eve never took the forbidden fruit and God and Satan's antagonism came to blows? And what if it was all a figment of our imagination?
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> > > But I can speculate that they did disobey God because they were bored. I write when I'm bored. And, this is an important question, did God ever get bored? I bet he did, right before he came up with the idea of Adam & Eve. It's complicated to come up with intelligent life.
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> > You are trying to discuss those ancient stories as true?????????????????????
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> Let me give you a hint of my hunting techniques: I lay logical traps in the jungle (my metaphor) to ensnare the unsuspecting Christians into an inescapable pitfall. In many ways the behavior of the Christians remind me of the snake.
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> They are hard to catch but the job is very rewarding. The metaphor of the jungle is reality and the most powerful ever created.
No, no, no, I didn't invent the metaphor of the jungle. A book by that name revolutionized the meat industry. Many people instinctively know what the jungle means. What I did is package it in a different way, making it exotic and erotic. The end result is that the people love it, except for the lions, of course. Well, I don't have to explain who they are. The roads in America are a dangerous jungle. The world is becoming an ever greater jungle. Either we tame the lions, or they drag us down into never ending wars and suffering. I'm afraid to ride a bike in my community. Do I need to say more?
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That's my most recent creation and I'm very proud of it. We must target the young and perhaps they'll change the world. Is your community happy or crappy? Let's make it happy. Let's put Jesus to rest.