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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Sep 22, 2016, 8:25:45 AM9/22/16
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On Thursday, September 22, 2016 at 7:47:37 AM UTC-4, hypatiab7 wrote:
> On Wednesday, September 21, 2016 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-4, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > On Wednesday, September 21, 2016 at 10:05:39 PM UTC-4, bil...@m.nu wrote:
> > > On Wed, 21 Sep 2016 14:37:29 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
> > > Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >> http://tinyurl.com/mpprwva
> > > >
> > > >That thing looks like god.
> > > >
> > > >I imagine him sad looking and slimy.
> > >
> > > cmon now that looks nothing like harry potter
> >
> > Jesus was slim, but god was slimy.
> >
> > They are such a happy family, except for the fact that god doesn't have a wife. What woman wants a slimy husband?
>
> In Hebrew mythology, their god had more than one wife and Lilith was one
> of them. When the male ancient Hebrews decided that their Yahweh didn't
> need any womenfolk, he probably got very lonesome. No wonder he was such
> a nasty god. And to make sure that Lilith and their god couldn't get back
> together again, she was turned into a demon. As a former mother goddess,
> this made Lilith extremely nasty. Another Hebrew myth has her as Adam's
> first wife who refused to have sex with him on top. When she left Adam and refused to come back, again she was turned into a demon. Sounds kind of like
> two versions of the same myth, doesn't it?
Oh yes, there are always two sides to a story, but we can gather god is extremely distressed for not being laid. Lilith may have been a bitch, but she knew how to be on top.
> On Wednesday, September 21, 2016 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-4, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > On Wednesday, September 21, 2016 at 10:05:39 PM UTC-4, bil...@m.nu wrote:
> > > On Wed, 21 Sep 2016 14:37:29 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
> > > Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >> http://tinyurl.com/mpprwva
> > > >
> > > >That thing looks like god.
> > > >
> > > >I imagine him sad looking and slimy.
> > >
> > > cmon now that looks nothing like harry potter
> >
> > Jesus was slim, but god was slimy.
> >
> > They are such a happy family, except for the fact that god doesn't have a wife. What woman wants a slimy husband?
>
> In Hebrew mythology, their god had more than one wife and Lilith was one
> of them. When the male ancient Hebrews decided that their Yahweh didn't
> need any womenfolk, he probably got very lonesome. No wonder he was such
> a nasty god. And to make sure that Lilith and their god couldn't get back
> together again, she was turned into a demon. As a former mother goddess,
> this made Lilith extremely nasty. Another Hebrew myth has her as Adam's
> first wife who refused to have sex with him on top. When she left Adam and refused to come back, again she was turned into a demon. Sounds kind of like
> two versions of the same myth, doesn't it?
Oh yes, there are always two sides to a story, but we can gather god is extremely distressed for not being laid. Lilith may have been a bitch, but she knew how to be on top.
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