"sms" <
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> I talked to the truck driver who was upset that I took a picture of his
> truck and calmly explained to him that parking illegally in a bicycle lane
> that is signed "No Stopping" was endangering cyclists like the one in the
> picture. He was not happy about this explanation and began verbally
> abusing me. I kept my cool. It's a terribly designed shopping center and
> it's hard to do deliveries so trucks do this all the time.
>
> I sent the photo to the sheriff's captain and our Public Works director (a
> cyclist). I guess because I take office tomorrow I have a little more
> influence now and got responses from both very quickly. They are going to
> talk to the business owners and increase enforcement,
And if that doesn't work.................................
One trick is to inflate one of his tyres with a CO2 fire extinguisher. A
sticker of a bicycle picture on the bodywork near the doctored tyre gives
the fuckwit a clue to why.
When I had a motorcycle with tubeless tyres, I couldn't afford a compressor,
or pay the tyre place to blow the tyre onto the rim. So I rigged a Schrader
adaptor onto the hose of a CO2 extinguisher. A gotcha that got me first time
around - the extinguisher has a syphon tube, so held the right way up - it
filled the tyre with liquid CO2..........which continued expanding, RAPIDLY.
The alloy wheel was creaking alarmingly, and the adaptor had frozen onto the
valve stem. Luckily I'd done it with no valve core fitted and managed to
free the adaptor before the tyre exploded. Turning the extinguisher upside
down inflates the tyre to a much lower pressure - but sufficient for tyre
bounce to overwhelm his suspension damping. Unless he's *TOTALLY*
brain-dead............it should be too undriveable to get as far as a
blow-out down the road.
You might be able to find a small CO2 extinguisher that can hide in a
rucksack, but you can also get motorcycle emergency tyre repair kits -
rubber wedges or "mushroom" to repair the hole, and a CO2 cartridge about
the same as for a soda syphon. They're not intended for use on an already
inflated tyre - so should provide a bit of entertainment.