Like most of us here, I regard andre's antics to be about as entertaining as redneck "Hold My Beer" youtube videos. Funny for a bit, but just downright sad and pathetic by the end. Unfortunately for RBT, Sparky's most recent "intellectual" vomitus does nothing to coerce us to think any more of him than we already don't. His protestations of his excellence and superiority fall as uproariously flat as a fat drunk MAGA hat wearing moron trying to impress us with his knife-throwing skills
We can start with his flouting of a NYT review in which the reviewer calls him "well-researched". We've seen what his research is actually like:
- The demonstrably false assertion that China is ignoring efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, completely contradicted by the link I posted on the subject.
- The completely ludicrous suggestion that the english pronoun 'who' some how suggests heterosexuality.
- the completely dishonest parroting of the right-wing facebook meme suggesting Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a eugenicist because she questioned if that was a side-effect (intentional or not) of Roe v Wade.
Of course, like any of the right-wing ranters invading the pubic space today, he offers no support for any of his claims, just invective against those that disagree. Even in the face of directly contradictory evidence (such as I posted for all three), the response was an attack on my character, rather than an effort to defend his statements. I guess that stellar level of research was what earned him 12 one star reviews (out of a whopping 31):
https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/1463555997/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_paging_btm_next_2?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=2#reviews-filter-bar
What's interesting is how he rants on and on (andonandonandon....) about free speech and protecting the common folk against the evils of censorship, but outright forbids people who disagree with him to comment on "his" threads, especially Frank. He is so afraid of Frank, that he falsely accuses him of unprovoked attacks and bullying. IOW, he accuses Frank of exactly what he does on a regular basis. But no, Andre the Insipid is no hypocrite, he's a hero!
WE should also review his recent attacks on me, especially regarding my employment and career. Jumping to conclusions without any factual basis is his most prolific literary tool, as evidenced by his claim that my company _must_ be dong better under trump, because that 'evil obama did his best to destroy the oil industry'. Well sparky, I have some _real_ facts for you on that: My company has been around since 1936. We've made it through a world war and three republican-led recessions. We were actually doing _better_ under obama because he made some quite beneficial trade deals that we took advantage of, and of course trump the "master of the deal" has so damaged the international trade market we've had to find other channels to do business. Still doing quite well though, and I have a job that is very easy for me and pays me a shitload of money. You see, they like how well I do my job, because without regulatory approvals, we can't sell our products. If they didn't have someone like me maneuvering the morass of hazardous location, explosive atmosphere, and functional safety regulations, we wouldn't be able to sell one fucking thing. However, not only do we sell a lot, but we have a rather well-established, respected, and extensive presence in the UK*. In fact, my prowess for understanding the design and technical aspects of the products I'm tasked with has actually won me corporate awards**
I could go on and on about what a pathetic waste paying any attention to andre the inept is, but I really need to wrap things up. The regulatory agency responsible for software validation and verification has finally issue a report on on our 50,000 lines of new code, and we need to do a review of the questions with the reviewers, which will take the better part of a week, after which comes the release process.To the releif of RBT in general, I won't have enough time to waste in this forum. Let me just finish off with this:
Andre the ascerbic bragged about his role as a "professional mind fucker". There are two (and only two) ways to interpret this:
- He fucks his own mind, i.e. he engages in regular mental masturbation. It's a given that he doesn't have any sycophants other than tommy stroking his ego for him, so this is as likely a scenario as the other.
- It's obvious, however, that his intent was to say the he fucks _other_ peoples minds. Lets see, what would you call someone who fucks someone else without the victims consent - The law defines that as "rape".
Andre the Sleazy seems to condone sexual assault - rape. This really speaks volumes on the dearth of his character. Not surprising therefore that he supports the likes of donald trump.
I'm not the one flailing about since my last effort was a tawdry romance "thriller" that isn't even available on amazon. I'd suggest you have a nice life, Sparky, but it's obvious you're just as much of an angry frustrated old man with as few real friends as Tommy.
Out.
*It's fair to say that the majority of gasoline in the UK is processed with our equipment. Every time Andre penetrates his vehicles gas tank orifice with the the filler nozzle, a very small portion of the profits goes to pay my salary. I'm happy to say that I have never, and will never reciprocate by contributing in any way to Andre the Inepts royalties. So the next time you fuck..er, fill your tank, you'll no doubt be thinking of me. Thank you, and fuck you.
**my biggest regulatory coup was to get a 2.4 GHz spread-spectrum QPSK video transmitter certified to FCC part 90 intentional radiator specifications. Since part 90 at the time was defined to support the public service band of 150-175 MHz with voice-only modulation, it wasn't considered doable. I led the effort, and was successful to the point that The company I was with at the time gave me an award, a bonus, and a raise. Feel free to run all that by an engineer with RF experience if you doubt the level of accomplishment