The Banana Manifesto (sort of the 10 commandments)

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

1- All the species of the jungle are different but no species is better than other

2- The non-polluter is always better than the polluter

3- The police should patrol on bicycle or on foot at least half of the time

4- Community leaders will be mandated to ride a bicycle or walk in the community they represent (10 hours a month minimum)

5- The young will be prioritized over the unwise elderly in activities and funding. The elderly can become wise by riding a bicycle, trike or walking in their community

6- You may ride a donkey on the road if you please

7- You may covet the neighbor's wife but not his SUV

8- You may not steal, particularly if you hold public office

9- You may not blast the horn for the hell of it

10- You can not be on the street if you stink (no homelessness)

(To be continued as I wait for inspiration from above)


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Fear is in the air!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

On Monday, September 26, 2016 at 7:07:47 AM UTC-4, Sam wrote:
> laws 200 years ago and
> laws nowaday are different ...
> same with manifesto

19th century:

A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of communism.

— Opening sentence of the Manifesto

Now:

A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of mass immigration.

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You must change with the times. 👍

The 10 commandments sound weird and stupid.