Read 'em & Weep -- Rec. Aviation Rogues Gallery is Coming Down
Jay Honeck
hundreds of positive, upbeat, and interesting pilots and aviation
enthusiasts. It was a fascinating place, with the only shortfall being that
we couldn't SEE what each of us was/were flying.
Therefore, I came up with the idea of a Rec.Aviation Rogues Gallery, where
regular posters could post a little biographical information and some
pictures of their aircraft. See it here:
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/rec_aviation.htm
As you can see, it was pretty popular, and it was great fun to administer.
It really helped give a "feel" for the person you were talking to, and I
think everyone enjoyed the opportunity to show off their "pride & joy"
aircraft.
You may see pictures of some current posters, but what you'll notice most is
the huge number of people who are no longer here. One by one, almost all
the great folks in the Rogues Gallery have been driven off by the
"Bertie/MX/Rich/Mikey/Maxwell Troll-o-Rama Show". I would not have
believed it to be possible, but in a relatively short period of time this
tiny handful of trolls and sock-puppets has driven away an amazing number of
people. As a result, this group, for all intents and purposes, no longer
exists as an avenue of meaningful exchange for pilots.
It is therefore with great sadness that I've decided to pull the gallery
down. Look at it, copy/save your pictures if you'd like, enjoy it while you
can -- but Friday it's going away. There's simply no reason for it to
exist anymore.
Blue skies, all.
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
Ercoupe N94856
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"
Bertie the Bunyip
news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22:
> There once was a time, not long ago, when this group was filled with
> hundreds of positive, upbeat, and interesting pilots and aviation
> enthusiasts.
And then you showed up.
It was a fascinating place, with the only shortfall
> being that we couldn't SEE what each of us was/were flying.
>
> Therefore, I came up with the idea of a Rec.Aviation Rogues Gallery,
> where regular posters could post a little biographical information and
> some pictures of their aircraft. See it here:
> http://www.alexisparkinn.com/rec_aviation.htm
>
Spamtard
Bertie
F. Baum
>
>
> It is therefore with great sadness that I've decided to pull the gallery
> down. Look at it, copy/save your pictures if you'd like, enjoy it while you
> can -- but Friday it's going away. There's simply no reason for it to
> exist anymore.
Honestly dude, you act like you are trying to get even with people on
this list. If you feel the need to move on, why not just do so ?
>
> Blue skies, all.
FB
a
I didn't know this site existed -- too bad it's going, it makes for
interesting reading. Ah, but you're going to get flak because it is --
can I say the word? -- moderated!.A photo ID might me a good idea for
a forum, we already know people who are not easily identified manage
to contaminate some newsgoups.
nobody
>down. Look at it, copy/save your pictures if you'd like, enjoy it while you
>can -- but Friday it's going away. There's simply no reason for it to
>exist anymore.
Hmmmm. There's simply no reason to keep it up, so instead of doing nothing, you're
going through the effort of removing it.
Methinks there's more going on here than meets the eye.
Rich Ahrens
It's his style. He's a control freak. If he can't have everything
exactly his way, including no dissent, Jay takes his ball and goes home.
Mike
news:48c01882$0$90342$8046...@auth.newsreader.iphouse.com...
What's truly fully is he honestly believes his game was really worth
something. I've seen some childish behavior on usenet, and his ranks pretty
high on that list. I doubt his participation on usenet was ever much more
than just a chance for him to plug his 3rd rate hotel. When his true nature
as a jerk was revealed, he eventually realized he wasn't getting anywhere
with that and now he wants to try and justify his removal of participation
with childish antics.
I wonder how long he would stay in business if he denied access to his hotel
because he didn't like someone or didn't agree with their politics?
Personally I don't see how he stays in business anyway. The place is
obviously a 60-70's era motel in bad need of overhaul that he just hung a
few cheap aviation pictures on the walls and tries to bill it as a "themed
hotel". Of course, in Iowa City, it's probably considered a jewel.
dlevy
I, for one, got very sick of your continous updates. Hopefully this will be
the last message about you and your site.
"Jay Honeck" <jjho...@NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in message
news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22...
Jay Honeck
> nothing, you're
> going through the effort of removing it.
>
> Methinks there's more going on here than meets the eye.
???
Why would I waste bandwidth on my website for a group that no longer exists?
Jay Honeck
> An announcement that you're going to register "Democrat". :)
Ha! Of all the things you have to worry about, that's pretty low on the
list...
Or "Republican", for that matter.
;-)
Vaughn Simon
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
news:g9oucu$81p$4...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> "Jay Honeck" <jjho...@NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in
> news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22:
>
>> There once was a time, not long ago, when this group was filled with
>> hundreds of positive, upbeat, and interesting pilots and aviation
>> enthusiasts.
Bye jay.
Take your self-promotion, your Rogues Gallery, your politics, and especially
your illusions of special entitlement along with you, and don't let the rap door
hit you in the ass as you leave.
Vaughn
a
wrote:
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in messagenews:g9oucu$81p$4...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
> >news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22:
>
> >> There once was a time, not long ago, when this group was filled with
> >> hundreds of positive, upbeat, and interesting pilots and aviation
> >> enthusiasts.
>
> Bye jay.
>
> Take your self-promotion, your Rogues Gallery, your politics, and especially
> your illusions of special entitlement along with you, and don't let the rap door
> hit you in the ass as you leave.
>
> Vaughn
I'd say Jay's postings were in general more interesting and useful
than many of the others here. The digital last-word tantrums some
common (in every sense of the word) posters engage in are much worse.
If it's maxi or his aliases, you can count on it being stupid. Bertie
is a mixed bag -- his postings average to mediocre (old joke -- "she
said I was average, but she was just being mean") which I think is
his goal. Bertie's contributions are hardly in a normal distribution
-- really bipolar. Makes me think he might be, too.
Jay Honeck
>
> Take your self-promotion, your Rogues Gallery, your politics, and
> especially your illusions of special entitlement along with you, and don't
> let the rap door hit you in the ass as you leave.
>
> Vaughn
Sorry you see things that way, Vaughn. I guess if you're happy with the
direction things have turned here, the new rec.aviation.piloting is for you.
I'll still check in, from time to time, in hopes that the kids who don't
play well with others have moved on to other playgrounds. These things tend
to be cyclical, and I suspect they'll move on, once they've grown tired of
scratching their own litterbox...
Tman
> his goal. Bertie's contributions are hardly in a normal distribution
> -- really bipolar. Makes me think he might be, too.
>
[[ bimodal ]]
Bertie the Bunyip
Bertie the Bunyip
news:066f7fe3-a93c-4273...@b2g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
> On Sep 4, 3:14 pm, "Vaughn Simon" <vaughnsimonHATESS...@att.FAKE.net>
> wrote:
>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in
>> messagenews:g9oucu$81p$4@blackh
> elicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>> > "Jay Honeck" <jjhon...@NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in
>> >news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22:
>>
>> >> There once was a time, not long ago, when this group was filled
>> >> with hundreds of positive, upbeat, and interesting pilots and
>> >> aviation enthusiasts.
>>
>> Bye jay.
>>
>> Take your self-promotion, your Rogues Gallery, your politics, and
> especially
>> your illusions of special entitlement along with you, and don't let
>> the r
> ap door
>> hit you in the ass as you leave.
>>
>> Vaughn
>
> I'd say Jay's postings were in general more interesting and useful
> than many of the others here. The digital last-word tantrums some
> common (in every sense of the word) posters engage in are much worse.
> If it's maxi or his aliases, you can count on it being stupid. Bertie
> is a mixed bag -- his postings average to mediocre (old joke -- "she
> said I was average, but she was just being mean") which I think is
> his goal. Bertie's contributions are hardly in a normal distribution
> -- really bipolar. Makes me think he might be, too.
>
>
Only as bipolar as I want to be!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
>> Bye jay.
>>
>> Take your self-promotion, your Rogues Gallery, your politics, and
>> especially your illusions of special entitlement along with you, and
>> don't let the rap door hit you in the ass as you leave.
>>
>> Vaughn
>
> Sorry you see things that way, Vaughn. I guess if you're happy with
> the direction things have turned here, the new rec.aviation.piloting
> is for you.
>
> I'll still check in, from time to time, in hopes that the kids who
> don't play well with others have moved on to other playgrounds.
I thought you had already left for a different plaground...
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
$TT4.38675@attbi_s22:
>> What's next?
>> An announcement that you're going to register "Democrat". :)
>
> Ha! Of all the things you have to worry about, that's pretty low on the
> list...
You have way too high opinion of yourself to think anyone actually worries
about you.
Bertie
Lonnie
"a" <pap...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:066f7fe3-a93c-4273...@b2g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
I'd say Jay's postings were in general more interesting and useful
than many of the others here. The digital last-word tantrums some
common (in every sense of the word) posters engage in are much worse.
If it's maxi or his aliases, you can count on it being stupid. Bertie
is a mixed bag -- his postings average to mediocre (old joke -- "she
said I was average, but she was just being mean") which I think is
his goal. Bertie's contributions are hardly in a normal distribution
-- really bipolar. Makes me think he might be, too.
--------------------------------------
No, Bertie intends to moderate the newsgroup.
When someone has the balls to disagree with him, he intends to hound them
endlessly until the leave. That's what he is doing with Jay and I, and has
done in the past to Mx, Ken, LeChaud and others. And until the majority of
this group can get a grip on that, and grow the balls to deal with it, it
will continue.
Without Bertie, all the other trouble makers except Mx, are out of a job.
And compared to that damage Bertie has done, Mx is a piece of cake.
Bertie the Bunyip
>
> "a" <pap...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:066f7fe3-a93c-4273...@b2g2000prf.googlegroups.com..
> .
>
> I'd say Jay's postings were in general more interesting and useful
> than many of the others here.
Well, even the guy who tries to sell Bvlgaria wathces is more on topic than
you are, maxine.
Bertie
>
>
f-newguy
"nobody" <hot...@mxsmanic.com> wrote in message
news:200809041707...@outpost.zedz.net...
Isn't it obvious? Mr. Spam-o-Rama is fishing for suck buddies to tell him
what a great guy he is and beg him to keep his "gallery" spam site.
Not producing much for him, is it? Except for people telling him to FOAD,
that is.
Dave
Good while it lasted.. :(
Dave
Dave
What planet have YOU been on?
As for "clogging" Jay is WAY behind....
Dave
Dave
Dave
Lonnie
"Jay Honeck" <jjho...@NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in message
news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22...
Lonnie
"Jay Honeck" <jjho...@NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in message
news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22...
> http://www.alexisparkinn.com/rec_aviation.htm
>
I really thing you should keep it. How many of those folks have actually
stayed with you, and or made one of the parties.
I wouldn't change your signature either.
Lonnie
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
>
> Only as bipolar as I want to be!
>
> Bertie
You're the poster child retard.
Morgans
"f-newguy" <wha...@didyousay.com> wrote
>
> Not producing much for him, is it? Except for people telling him to FOAD,
> that is.
Hey Bertie: STFU, huh?
This is an easy sock to figure out, so give it a rest, or at least have the
balls to say it yourself.
--
Jim in NC
Bob Noel
Dave <mariners...@rogers.com> wrote:
> So you have been to Jay's hotel?
I have. Mike doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Of course you wouldn't. You have no idea what is and isn't good usenet
practice.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
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Bile
Bertie
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Slurp
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Oh excellent, Maxie. Thanks
Means a lot coming from you.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:g9q6jn$p94$1...@aioe.org:
Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahhw!
I have said it mself. Hundreds of times in fact, you parnoid moron.
Please do go through the investigative process that led you to believe the
peceding poster was me...
Go on fjukkktard.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:7n41c4puj3mne7frm...@4ax.com:
> Jay "Clogged" this forum?
>
> What planet have YOU been on?
>
> As for "clogging" Jay is WAY behind....
Not for want of trying.
It's jut that he's also incompetent at that.
Bertie
benf...@aol.com
Jay,Thanks for all you have done to advance aviation. We all do
little things that seem trivial but make a positive step forward. The
few who have altered this group are mentally unbalanced and it clearly
shows.. I have already moved over to POA.
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
state:
> "Morgans" wrote:
>> "f-newguy" wrote
>>>
>>> Not producing much for him, is it? Except for people telling him to
>>> FOAD, that is.
>>
>> Hey Bertie: STFU, huh?
>>
>> This is an easy sock to figure out, so give it a rest, or at least have
>> the balls to say it yourself.
>
> Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahhw!
>
> I have said it mself. Hundreds of times in fact, you parnoid moron.
>
> Please do go through the investigative process that led you to believe the
> peceding poster was me...
>
> Go on fjukkktard.
Free kloos for Maxipad: Check the newsreader and the NSP/ISP through which
he posted.
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The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
state:
> "Morgans" wrote:
>>>
>>> Not producing much for him, is it? Except for people telling him to
>>> FOAD, that is.
>>
>> Hey Bertie: STFU, huh?
>>
>> This is an easy sock to figure out, so give it a rest, or at least have
>> the balls to say it yourself.
>
> Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahhw!
>
>
>
> I have said it mself. Hundreds of times in fact, you parnoid moron.
>
>
> Please do go through the investigative process that led you to believe the
> peceding poster was me...
>
>
> Go on fjukkktard.
Damnitall. Just realised that was Morgans. Well, the advice still applies.
That's the full header info, dude.
Bertie the Bunyip
<popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in
news:pan.2008.09.05....@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.pos
t:
> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:15:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
> state:
>> "Morgans" wrote:
>>> "f-newguy" wrote
>>>>
>>>> Not producing much for him, is it? Except for people telling him
>>>> to FOAD, that is.
>>>
>>> Hey Bertie: STFU, huh?
>>>
>>> This is an easy sock to figure out, so give it a rest, or at least
>>> have the balls to say it yourself.
>>
>> Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahhw!
>>
>> I have said it mself. Hundreds of times in fact, you parnoid moron.
>>
>> Please do go through the investigative process that led you to
>> believe the peceding poster was me...
>>
>> Go on fjukkktard.
>
> Free kloos for Maxipad: Check the newsreader and the NSP/ISP through
> which he posted.
Oh that will just bring forth the usual clueless howls of "sockpuppetry"
Bertie
Lonnie
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
>
> Please do go through the investigative process that led you to believe the
> peceding poster was me...
>
>
> Go on fjukkktard.
>
>
> Bertie
>
>
>
We don't need to retard, we know you.
Lonnie
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
> That's the full header info, dude.
Aw, and we thought your were an expert on message headers.
Lonnie
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
Yeah, posted by the poster child for usenet ignorance.
Bertie the Bunyip
IOW you are lying out your ass, k00k.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Bwawahwhahhw!
God i love usenet.
Bertie
>
Bertie the Bunyip
Why, would you like a lesson in them?
Bertie
Mike
news:ihatessppaamm-0CA...@news.isp.giganews.com...
> In article <f051c417bjguib1jm...@4ax.com>,
> Dave <mariners...@rogers.com> wrote:
>
>> So you have been to Jay's hotel?
>
> I have. Mike doesn't know what he's talking about.
He's got pictures of the best rooms on his web site which demonstrate
exactly what I described. AAA and every other hotel rating service rates it
on par with the rest of the flea bag hotels. I suppose if your usual
standards are flop houses, Jay's place must be great, eh Bob?
The Secretary of HomIntern
> "Lonnie" wrote:
>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote
>> > Damnitall. Just realised that was Morgans. Well, the advice still
>> > applies.
>>> That's the full header info, dude.
>>
>> Aw, and we thought your were an expert on message headers.
>
> Why, would you like a lesson in them?
Clealy, Maxipad is the *true* master of reading attributions in
successive posts, and remembering who posted two replies earlier. I'll
bet he's never made a mistake at all. Ever.
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Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
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Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
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Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
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Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
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(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
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soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
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Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
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ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
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Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
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Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
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disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
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obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
Lonnie
"Mike" <nos...@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:ru9wk.557$sq3.292@trnddc07...
>
> He's got pictures of the best rooms on his web site which demonstrate
> exactly what I described. AAA and every other hotel rating service rates
> it on par with the rest of the flea bag hotels. I suppose if your usual
> standards are flop houses, Jay's place must be great, eh Bob?
Got a link to the hotel ratings, or are you just lying as usual, Mikey
Mouth.
Bertie the Bunyip
news:pan.2008.09.05.12.22.40.783087
@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom.reverse.the.polarity.oftheneutron.flow:
> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:13:58 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip k'lamed:
>> "Lonnie" wrote:
>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote
>>> > Damnitall. Just realised that was Morgans. Well, the advice still
>>> > applies.
>>>> That's the full header info, dude.
>>>
>>> Aw, and we thought your were an expert on message headers.
>>
>> Why, would you like a lesson in them?
>
> Clealy, Maxipad is the *true* master of reading attributions in
> successive posts, and remembering who posted two replies earlier. I'll
> bet he's never made a mistake at all. Ever.
Hard to tell, really. His posts are so inane in general it's like finding a
flea on a turd...
Bertie
Mike
news:Uw9wk.37524$Rs1....@newsfe08.iad...
Sure.
The answer for you is always the same, Maxie.
Lonnie
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
>
> Hard to tell, really. His posts are so inane in general it's like finding
> a
> flea on a turd...
>
>
> Bertie
You spend too much time fondeling your feces.
Lonnie
Kadaitcha Man
empty purse, there is no money in it. Not Hercules could have knocked
out thy brains for thou hast none, ye sighed:
> it's like finding a
> flea on a turd...
How does that work?
Jay Honeck
>little things that seem trivial but make a positive step forward. The
>few who have altered this group are mentally unbalanced and it clearly
>shows.. I have already moved over to POA.
You're welcome, Ben.
Nothing could have illustrated my point more than the utterly predictable
responses from the trolls in this thread. They are, if nothing else,
easily manipulated.
See ya at PofA!
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
The.S...@gmail.com
> a <papp...@gmail.com> wrote innews:066f7fe3-a93c-4273...@b2g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
>
>
> > On Sep 4, 3:14 pm, "Vaughn Simon" <vaughnsimonHATESS...@att.FAKE.net>
> > wrote:
> >> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in
> > elicopter.databasix.com...
>
> >> > "Jay Honeck" <jjhon...@NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in
> >> >news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22:
>
> >> >> There once was a time, not long ago, when this group was filled
> >> >> with hundreds of positive, upbeat, and interesting pilots and
> >> >> aviation enthusiasts.
>
>
> >> Take your self-promotion, your Rogues Gallery, your politics, and
> > especially
> >> your illusions of special entitlement along with you, and don't let
> >> the r
> > ap door
> >> hit you in the ass as you leave.
>
> >> Vaughn
>
> > I'd say Jay's postings were in general more interesting and useful
> > than many of the others here. The digital last-word tantrums some
> > common (in every sense of the word) posters engage in are much worse.
> > If it's maxi or his aliases, you can count on it being stupid. Bertie
> > is a mixed bag -- his postings average to mediocre (old joke -- "she
> > said I was average, but she was just being mean") which I think is
> > his goal. Bertie's contributions are hardly in a normal distribution
> > -- really bipolar. Makes me think he might be, too.
>
>
> Bertie
Bilious bipolar bicycling biped.
The.S...@gmail.com
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in messagenews:g9ps0c$7ma$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
>
>
> > Only as bipolar as I want to be!
>
> > Bertie
>
And you're more of a 3x5 postcard of a halfwit.
Mike
That's because thinking doesn't come easy for you, Okie. It's not in your
nature.
Lonnie
>
> That's because thinking doesn't come easy for you, Okie. It's not in your
> nature.
No it's not Mikey Mouth, it's because you are talking out your ass, and
can't provide a link as usual.
Darkwing
"Jay Honeck" <jjho...@NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in message
news:IXSvk.272858$TT4.165345@attbi_s22...
> hundreds of positive, upbeat, and interesting pilots and aviation
> that we couldn't SEE what each of us was/were flying.
>
> --
> Jay Honeck
> Iowa City, IA
> Pathfinder N56993
> Ercoupe N94856
> www.AlexisParkInn.com
> "Your Aviation Destination"
Que the sock puppet brigade.
Bertie the Bunyip
You need the nurturing .
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
>
> "Mike" <nos...@microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:kZ9wk.563$sq3.245@trnddc07...
>>
>> That's because thinking doesn't come easy for you, Okie. It's not in
>> your nature.
>
> No it's not Mikey Mouth,
Good boy, Maxine.
Admitting it wil at least save you from a world of disappointment.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
@alt.binaries.erotica.multimedia.formative-man's-best-friend.org.guinea:
> Bertie the Bunyip, ye inane death's face in a ring, thou art a fool, an
> empty purse, there is no money in it. Not Hercules could have knocked
> out thy brains for thou hast none, ye sighed:
>
>> it's like finding a
>> flea on a turd...
>
> How does that work?
>
Doesn't. that's th epoint.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:403455f0-06b0-4ff4...@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com:
> On Sep 4, 9:37 pm, "Lonnie" <@_#~#@.^net> wrote:
>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in
>> messagenews:g9ps0c$7ma$1@blackh
> elicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > Only as bipolar as I want to be!
>>
>> > Bertie
>>
>> You're the poster child retard.
>
> And you're more of a 3x5 postcard of a halfwit.
>
Bwawhahwhahwh!
keyboard!
Bertie
Lonnie
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
>> No it's not Mikey Mouth,
>
>
> Good boy, Maxine.
>
>
> Admitting it wil at least save you from a world of disappointment.
>
> Bertie
How clever, and Anthony snip!!!!!
Bertie the Bunyip
>> Jay,Thanks for all you have done to advance aviation. We all do
>>little things that seem trivial but make a positive step forward. The
>>few who have altered this group are mentally unbalanced and it clearly
>>shows.. I have already moved over to POA.
>
> You're welcome, Ben.
>
> Nothing could have illustrated my point more than the utterly
> predictable responses from the trolls in this thread. They are, if
> nothing else, easily manipulated.
Snort!
Nice try fjukkwad.
You get lambasted when you actually expected a torrent a sympathy and now
you're claiming it's what you wanted.
You have the makings of an excellent k00k.
Maybe we can get your flea pit an award.
Bertie
Lonnie
"Bertie the Bunyip" <A...@AA.AA> wrote in message
That was a lame attempt at a spin. You're not worth a shit a much of
anything.
Bertie the Bunyip
Well, it was, in fact, clever, but it went right over your head anyway,
Maxine.
Most everything does.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
No, it wasn't. it was a plain statement of fact, k00k.
Bertie
Rich Ahrens
> Rich Ahrens, ye befogged swoll'n parcel of dropsies, I saw thee, man,
> today, if man ye be, ye harassed:
>
>> on 9/4/2008 4:46 PM Bertie the Bunyip said the following:
>>> Tman <x@x> wrote in
>>> news:Cbedne2FAJy-p13V...@comcast.com:
>>>
>>>> a wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> his goal. Bertie's contributions are hardly in a normal
>>>>> distribution
>>>>> -- really bipolar. Makes me think he might be, too.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>> Bicyle
>> Bilabial fricative
> Bifurcated labia.
>
Binormal distribution
Mike
There was nothing particularly clever about it, Okie. You either admitted
you're a pinhead, or you're a subliterate pinhead that didn't understand the
context to begin with.
Which is it?
Lonnie
I was being facetious, my little pet rock, didn't mean to confuse you.
But not surprised that it did.
Mike
Liar
Bertie the Bunyip
Snort!
You didn't get it and never will, maxie.
Bertie
Mike
Still it's funny to watch him squirm and change his story.
He sure never gets tired of providing an endless source of entertainment.
All you have to do is wind him up every now and then.
Bertie the Bunyip
It must warm his little heart to know he has at least something to give
to the world.
Bertie
Martin Hotze
> Why would I waste bandwidth on my website for a group that no longer exists?
you said that you don't have to pay for your webspace/traffic.
#m
Mike
news:WjWvk.327875$yE1.268613@attbi_s21...
>> Hmmmm. There's simply no reason to keep it up, so instead of doing
>> nothing, you're
>> going through the effort of removing it.
>>
>> Methinks there's more going on here than meets the eye.
>
> ???
>
> Why would I waste bandwidth on my website for a group that no longer
> exists?
The one that no longer exists that you keep posting to, despite repeated
promises that you're going to take your ball and go home?
Just another example of Jay's duplicity.
gatt
> "Jay Honeck" <jjho...@NOSPAMmchsi.com> wrote in message
>>
>> exists?
>
> The one that no longer exists that you keep posting to, despite repeated
> promises that you're going to take your ball and go home?
I am. A small number of sub-juvenile so-called adults have turned
rec.aviation.piloting into a kindergarten. I don't care how many
combined hours, experience or expertise a handful of folks here have or
claim to have; rec.aviation.piloting is the new alt.kooks.
Kinda sucks. This place used to be useful; now it's an abortion. Nobody
else here gives a damn whether you people ever get along. We want to
talk about aviation and flying, which is what the newsgroup used to be
about.
About half a dozen people here need to grow up. If you don't like
somebody, ignore them. That's what adults teach children to do. The
difference between all of this bullshit and spam is that at least
somebody, somewhere, is making money off of the spam.
Those of us who are leaving the newsgroup for more productive pastures
certainly won't be missed, because our names aren't Anthony. Best of
luck to you all.
-c
Mike
news:25ou8a....@integratelecom.com...
If you're not capable of handling an unmoderated forum, then don't go to an
unmoderated forum in the first place. On most every NG there is quite often
those who wish to do little more than piss and moan about the NG itself.
What's really funny is the perennial pissers and moaners are even less happy
on moderated forums because there's even less tolerance of their usual
pissing and moaning. One thing is for sure is that chronic complainers are
not happy unless they are complaining. Good luck on finding someone that
will tolerate your particular style of BS.
If you don't like the NG, then leave. Don't let the door hit you on the a$$
on the way out. But don't pretend you'll be missed and put on some
flamboyant production out of it, because you won't. Any contribution you
could have possibly made is certainly not worth the pissing and moaning.
Lonnie
> talk about aviation and flying, which is what the newsgroup used to be
> about.
>
Then what's stopping you?
Start a thread, ignore the useless input, and be happy.
Why has everyone stopped discussing aviation?
Just ignore the kooks until they go away.
Just don't feed them.
Bertie the Bunyip
Uh, you're the only one here with a bona fide k00k award, fjukkkwit.
Bertie
Mike
>
> "gatt" <ga...@livefromtheclocktower2008.us> wrote in message
> news:25ou8a....@integratelecom.com...
>>
> We want to
>> talk about aviation and flying, which is what the newsgroup used to be
>> about.
>>
>
> Then what's stopping you?
>
> Start a thread, ignore the useless input, and be happy.
>
> Why has everyone stopped discussing aviation?
Go look in the mirror, kookboi. When was the last time you posted ANYTHING
aviation related?
I'm not saying anyone particularly wants to hear about your 12 yr old, paper
airplane exploits, just that your post was so hypocritical it was completely
hilarious. But that's what I really like about you.
Kadaitcha Man
ugly and venomous, ye carried on:
Directional binomial
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"The Secretary of HomIntern" <cbcrf...@zrbj.bet> ha scritto nel messaggio
news:pan.2008.09.05....@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom.reverse.the.polarity.oftheneutron.flow...
> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:13:58 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip k'lamed:
>> "Lonnie" wrote:
>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote
>>> > Damnitall. Just realised that was Morgans. Well, the advice still
>>> > applies.
>>>> That's the full header info, dude.
>>>
>>> Aw, and we thought your were an expert on message headers.
>>
>> Why, would you like a lesson in them?
>
> Clealy, Maxipad is the *true* master of reading attributions in
> successive posts, and remembering who posted two replies earlier. I'll
> bet he's never made a mistake at all. Ever.
>
> --
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
> Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
>
> "Only your Bigotry ever speaks, you haven't a clue about me what so
> ever. You simply 'HATE FAGS'!" -- Yup, guess I do, Azure. I must hate
> myself most of all, I guess. In a really public and blatantly obvious
> way. Sheesh! Message-ID:
> <G4idnQK3yczagSfV...@posted.gcicommunications>
>
> COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
> Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
> Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
> AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
> Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
> Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy
> "The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children."
>
> "What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The
> Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>,
> re-defines irony yet again.
>
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
> Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life
> http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
>
> "Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
> Old politicalcompass.org:
> Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
> New political compass:
> Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67
> Odd. I seem to be swaying.
>
> "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
> <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
>
> Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
> "It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
> http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
> TEH WAY OF THE K00K
> Never learn from your mistakes.
> Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
> Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
> Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
> Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
> When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
> If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
> When caught in a lie: LIE!
> When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
> Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
> Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
> accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
> even if they don't have any.
> (06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
> (06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
> that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
> want to disappoint them!
> (10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
> everywhere.
> Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
> Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
> Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
> If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
> When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
> viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
> ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
> especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
> you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
> Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
> approve the drivel you are writing!
> (9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
> by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
> from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
> trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
> Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
> obey any rules.
> Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
> Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
> police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
> agencies.
> Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
> likely others will believe you!
> If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
> flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
> use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
> (17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
> who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
> available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
> criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
> cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
> to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
> The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
> get!
> When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
> that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
> Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
> abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
> mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
> ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
> BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
> Always remain clueproof.
> (20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
> of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
> soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
> When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
> screed in response.
> Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
> Neither is illiteracy.
> Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
> Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
> When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
> Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
> Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
> Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
> Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
> glory.
> Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
> Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
> (20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
> Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
> of misinformation and character assassination.
> Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
> The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
> conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
> ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
> them from intellectual darkness.
> Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
> comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
> Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
> Claim that you've come from other planets.
> Claim thousands of past lives.
> Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
> "legal@" some domain.
> Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
> telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
> the future.
> Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
> disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
> Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
> obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
> Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
> to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
> Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
> AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
> They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
> *yours* will be next.
> The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
> censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
> to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
> people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
> Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
> you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
> thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
> Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
> require proof.
> Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
> doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
> with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
> like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
> Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
> actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
> (06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
> Hominem.
> (04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
> each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
> claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
> It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
> poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
> rent, to name just two.
> Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
> trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
> Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
> to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
> The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
> dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
> Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
> Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
> are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
> keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
> Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
> proving your case.
> Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
> There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
> cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
> as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
> proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
> manipulation.
> If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
> they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
> Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
> there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
> is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
> stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
> Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
> everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
> You are the only sane one.
> Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
> yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
> Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
> detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
> jealousy.
> If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
> or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
> time.
> Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
> Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
> K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
> the k00k can see.
> "They laughed at Einstein, too!"
>
> ...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
> Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
> at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
> x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.