In article <ocnont$cv7$
1...@dont-email.me>, Obveeus <
Obv...@aol.com>
wrote:
> What did you watch?
I watched enough of THE AWFUL ARROW to ascertain that Alexa Doig wasn't
in it this week and erased the rest unwatched. Seriously, who cares if
Ollie loses his job as Mayor? It's like watching Super-President.
I found a beautiful new HD transfer of MUTANT X in 16:9 which
unfortunately looks like they hard matted it, but what's left of the
image looks great. But ... it's the same stupid sloppy mess I
remembered. All these people doing Peter Pan wire work in empty
shopping malls. They don't seem to be supposed to have hovering
capabilities, so why are they floating into the air to kick people?
Lauren Lee Smith isn't even cute in retrospect, and I can't believe
Victor Garbor was ever that young. Sending an electric bolt into the
ignition keyhole will *not* start the car. If it does start it won't
keep running. If it does keep running, it sure as Hell won't work
normally for the next guy with an actual key. I'd forgotten the bad guy
was Andy Warhol with a removable face, and of course the good guy is Lex
Luthor. Created by Avi Arad who presided over a decade of horrible
Marvel crap before they finally got rid of hims and *bam* just like
that, the product turned good. Hard to imagine that that was a
coincidence. Now he does horrible stuff like The Netflix Tarzan and
Jane. Anyway this is as bad as I remembered. Maybe I'll skip ahead to
season 3 when it finally got good. Oh, and there are extras with stuff
like an interview with the lady producer who sure knows her buzzwords ...
Rafterhouse
A new show on HGTV that's about doing bad remodels on homes in the area
around my mom's house where I went to high school. Two incredibly
annoying couples modernize homes destroying all the charm and making you
wonder why they didn't just tear it down. They have signature stuff
they claim they do to every house like a junk area to throw your keys
and winter outerwear as if these people lived in New England. Their
floorplan added a huge master closet, with no way to get into it.
There's (presumably) false drama like the idiot husbands realize the big
kitchen island they built won't go through the front door or the back
door (since it goes in the front room just considering bringing it in
the rear makes no sense) and of course it goes through the front door
just fine, they just needed two more guys to help carry it first, and
the idiot wives decide the 'drop your junk here' area probably isn't
best presented in the entertainment area of the home, so they stick it
in the laundry that everybody has to pass through coming in from the
outside, except YOU DON'T - you don't pass through the laundry AT ALL
coming in from any direction. The purpose of this is so the couple can
move in with the husband's grandfather, but they completely remake the
place so much that his house is gone forever, and he doesn't even get
back what used to be his room, they've effectively evicted him
(seriously, I have no idea where he even sleeps now). They never even
show enough of the area to have it matter where they shoot it.
In the second ep, the morons do a flip, and rip down the front of the
house before checking to see if there are rafters in the attic - by
ripping out the ceiling - to find out if they even can take out the
walls they need to (um, did it ever occur to anyone to just stick their
head in the attic access and SEE if there were rafters first?). Then
there's about 16 hours of footage of the idiot wives and their
astoundingly annoying children driving around yelling RAFTERHOUSE
RAFTERHOUSE apparently at random and muttering a bunch of
incomprehensible baby talk before we go back to the idiot husbands
finding out they need to redo the electric box (we'll have to charge
more) which OF COURSE YOU WILL and being stunned to see for the very
first time the tile in the bathroom because apparently they didn't even
walk through this place before tearing down the front of it. They add
ugly run down unrefurbished school lockers for the 'drop zone' right in
the main entry, because that's what the idiot wives like, even though
they decided that was a terrible idea in the last episode. They decide
to steal one of the idiot wives' dresser to put in the house and she's
shocked because she doesn't notice, you know, the film crew or anything,
and they just throw all her stuff on the floor. Of course there's a lot
of fake drama because they scheduled the open house before they started
remodeling and CAN THEY POSSIBLY MEET THE DEADLINE OR WILL THEIR ENTIRE
HOUSE OF CARDS COLLAPSE?!?!!? One idiot wie does a terrible job
brushing ugly green mint paint on a door while saying it's her favorite
color and everything should be mint. The other idiot wife directs the
idiot workers carrying in furniture and of course they crash it into the
house. Now the kids come by and the CC people can't understand them so
the screen is full of CHILDREN SPEAK INDISTINCTLY which I find amusing.
It's all like some horrible home movies that only relatives could enjoy
but they whip out to torture company with anyway. In the open house the
visitors badly read obviously scripted stuff about how much they like
all the bad features. The people that buy it pay twice what I would
have. I'd link ya'll to it, but the URL on their signs ... is wrong.
Gotta love it.
Two and done for me.
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