Neither do I.
I watched:
Shameless - "The F Word" - Continuing the various plots from the first
two weeks...this was a really funny episode with lots of one-liners.
Loved the running gag of Carl's customers slowing transitioning from
students to teachers.
SNL - Ronda Rousey hosts a so-so episode with Selena Gomez as musical
guest. I *think* that's the first time I've ever watched Selena
perform. Although I only watched a little before hitting fast forward.
The X-Files (DVD and blu-ray):
Pilot - Dana Scully and FBI agent with medical training is brought in to
debunk Agent Fox Mulder who investigates strange crimes, especially ones
dealing with aliens. The pilot was OK but the quality of the DVD was
horrible.
"Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose" - Season 3 episode featuring Peter Boyle
in an Emmy winning role as a psychic who helps Fox and Scully track down
a serial killer murdering fake psychics. Good episode but I really hate
that I had to skip so *many* great episodes due to lack of time. I was
working from two different lists of which episodes to watch before the
new series and this was the only episode on both lists.
X-Files: Fight the Future - First X-Files movie, released between the
fifth and sixth seasons. It did an OK job of summarizing and explaining
the various conspiracies up to that point.
"Sunshine Days" - Penultimate episode of season 9. Agents John Doggett
(Robert Patrick) and Monica Reyes (Annabeth Gish) who basically replaced
Fox and Scully investigate a strange death at what appears to be the
"Brady Bunch" house.
"The Truth" - In the series finale Fox is put on trial for murder. His
defense is the man he killed is really an unkillable alien/human hybrid
"super soldier". His trial is basically an excuse to do *lots* of
exposition as they wrap up the series. It ends with Fox being found
sentenced to death and on the run. This episode was on neither must
watch list but IMO this was an essential episode to sum everything up.
The X-Files: I Want to Believe - Second X-Files movie. With Fox still
on the run, all is suddenly forgiven when they need to make another
movie, I mean when the FBI needs Fox's help. Apparently the FBI has the
power to unilaterally overturn a guilty verdict. Fox is brought in from
the cold to help track down a kidnapped FBI agent. The FBI is already
using a psychic on the case and they want Fox to verify the psychic.
I'm not sure why they *needed* Fox to verify the psychic. You either
believe him or you don't. There's also a subplot with Scully working at
a hospital trying to provide care to a terminally ill boy that everyone
else has given up on.
The X-Files - "My Struggle" Season 10 picks up with Fox and Scully still
on the outs with the FBI. I'm not entirely sure *what* was going on!
But since I don't see any other summaries I'll try... Joel McHale plays
an internet(?) conservative conspiracy theorist who tracks down Fox and
Scully who I guess separated after the last movie but are still in
contact. He wants them to investigate a woman who has been kidnapped by
aliens. Except when Fox interviews her she says she was really
kidnapped by humans and Fox suddenly believes everything he's done with
his life is a lie? I think, unless he was faking. I don't know, none
of it made any sense. :-/