Tue, 15 Oct 2019 03:08:07 -0700 Ubiquitous<
web...@polaris.net> wrote:
> SUPERGIRL:
> "Stranger Beside Me". Supergirl, Alex, and Brainiac thwart an alien attack
> while William investigates Kara. J'onn J'onzz and Kelly use Obsidian tech to
> solve a problem.
>
> This show is getting even more stupid than before:
I still haven't been able to snark it. So dumb.
> • This season is becoming a total ripoff of Superman 4: The Quest For Peace
> • Jimmy Olson told Kara that he's been offered positions as Senator and
> curator of the Smithsonian since he got fired from Catco.
12 hours ago. And why is he qualified to do EITHER of those things?
> Seriously? How does
> that work?
> • Brainiac is a moron. "Nia thought getting a breakfast burrito was the best
> thing that ever happened to her, so I'm going to give her an even BETTER
> lunch by giving her 42 boxes of her fav sushi!".
Now, see, they *could* have made this work, if they'd established that Brainy
himself ate constantly, and had never met a human being before.
> • On a related note, Alex almost killed her girlfriend because she gave her
> a
> blueberry muffin, not knowing she's allergic to them. Wait, whut?
> • Burned by Kara's "betrayal", Leena Luther wants to do a "Jekyll and Hyde"
> to humans so they never lie to each other again. Yeah, that's not going to
> end well...
And she's accomplishing this by lying to everybody.
Why doesn't she have goons or her AI kill the CatCo bitch that's stealing her
stuff?
Since the CatCo bitch TOLD her that she got past security because her cousin
is dating the receptionist, that should really be a pretty easy hole to
patch.
> • Brainiac tells the gang he can cure J'onn with Q Waves, which won't be
> invented until after this current civilization collapses. Without missing a
> beat, they tell him this new social media thing uses them. Where do I even
> begin with that?
> • Holy mixed metaphors! As part of J'onn's rehab, they created a mindscape
> of
> a library to represent his memories with the damaged/misisng ones represented
> by white empty books on the shelves. He walks up to one book on a shelf and
> tilts it, causing a secret door to open in one of the shelves... beyond it is
> a void. Using his intact memories, he reconstructs what is inside. Whut?
> • Kara just loudly announces within earshot of a male coworker she's going
> to
> sneak away for some super stupid shenanigans. Surprisingly, he actually heard
> what she said and got suspicious... didn't her reading stuff on her computer
> at super speed make him suspicious?
It's worse than that:
STUPIDGIRL "I caught that guy from the office following me!"
MARTIAN MANEATER "Did you confront him?"
STUPIDGIRL "I couldn't, I was Stupidgirl at the time!"
Um ... how is he following you if you're dressed as Stupidgirl, unless he
knows you're Stupidgirl, in which case it doesn't matter if you confront him
or not?
Why are they encouraging her NOT to quit CatCo? She doesn't have any friends
there, she's not doing the job, they took away her special secret office, she
already HAS another full time job, she doesn't need the money ... People are
going to die because she's messing around with CatCo bitch.
Then, in one moment a ray of light turned instantly into the stupidity of
darkness ...
Stupidsister is in trouble! She secretly activates her secret STUPIDGIRL HELP
ME wristwatch!
And it turns out *everybody* has one and they *all* race to the rescue!
(that's the ray of light)
By the time Stupidgirl gets there, stupid sister is tied up in the closet or
something.
So ... why didn't Stupidgirl get there INSTANTLY?
Why did Stupidgirl come in through the apartment hallways and not the
apartment windows? How did she even GET to the apartment hallway, take the
elevator? Why does she kick down the door? Why does she stand there not
knowing where anybody is? Where the Hell is her Stupidvision?
It's like they're trying to make this bad.
> FAMILY GUY:
> "Absolutely Babulous". When Stewie receives a participation medal in his
> school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won.
> Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the
> damage he caused. This one was OK, but I wished there was more to Stewie's
> pie plot. Ha! Peter's comment coincided with what I was thinking!
I like it when the left wing Family Guy show takes a shot at some stupid PC
thing like participation trophies, that are so dumb even the Griffins know
they're dumb.