anim...@cox.net wrote:
> Ubiquitous <
web...@polaris.net> wrote:
>> What did you watch?
>
>WESTWORLD. Another unsatisfying episode. So the Geisha hosts have
>human hearts that can be cut out 'just in case'?
>
>PRIVATE EYES S02E10 Kissing the Canvas
>It's back, and it's fun, with George from Good Witch as the guy who
>stole all of Shade's money!
>
>Parts of two terrible episodes of THE LOVE BOAT. Early ones, showing
>that the show was mean spirited from the very beginning. Stupid, too.
>So the cruise directors say they're 'assigning cabins' when they great
>passengers as they board, but obviously the assignments have been made;
>all they do is tell the passengers their cabin number and point them in
>the general direction. So ... how do the passengers get *in* to their
>cabins - nobody gives them a key!!! And we had another one of these
>costume parties that Julie comes up with the day before they dock ... so
>the boat has an unlimited costume warehouse down in the lower decks?
>Toss in one of the most annoying child actors ever, James Bond III, and
>Sandy Duncan (why was she ever hot shit?) and you've got a crap sandwich
>ready for the eating!
Oh yes, I remember those.
THE LOVE BOAT:
Ugh, I hated all the stories and characters in this week's ep!
• "Lost and Found". A couple whose child recently died takes in a young
runaway. Or something. I couldn't have cared less about the discount
Webster/Arnold Drummund who had none of their charm or cuteness. It
didn't help that his story kept changing, not to mention the fact that
somehow this little boy somehow managed to buy a ticket for himself on a
cruise ship with money from his paper route. It didn't help that I was
more interested in figuring which eye of Sandy Duncan's was the glass one
than her backstory, either. I finally figoured it out during a scene with
them crying, but nearly missed it because the kid cried like he had been
sucker-punched.
• "The Understudy". A bitchy cruise-director trainee of Julie's is out
to steal her job. Well, we know that's not going to happen! It was
amusing that they made Gopher lip-sync Gavin's lines when he tricked her
into thinking the captain wanted her to seduce one of the "special
guests", which is why he fired her.
• "Married Singles". A married couple, on the advice of their marriage
councilor, take separate vacations; in adjacent rooms on the ship!
Wackiness ensues. The husband (Steve Allen) ends up with that annoying
bosomy blond bimbo with the baby voice from the early 1980's and ugh, I
cannot stand her! Luckily, their story took up a total of about five
minutes.
THE LOVE BOAT:
• "Romance Roulette". Jane Curtain and her friends from college decide to
play "romance roulette", a game in which they pick up men who say an
agreed-upon word and then dump them, rationalizing it by claiming men do
it all the time. Just to you, I suspect, ladies. After choosing
"screwdriver" as the code word, they pick up a dork who tells a hunk the
name of the drink he's trying to order, Doctor Bricker, and The Ship's
plumber, who came to fix a faucet or something at the bar. Is Isaac the
only bartender on this ship? Predictibly, Jane ends up falling in love
with the plumber, who is forbidden from fraternizing with passengers and
eventually discovers their game.
• "The Captain's Captain". Captain Stubing's stern father, Sergeant
Bilko, comes to visit and begins interfering with his job. At the
Captain's request, the crew "captain block" his father and inadvertantly
introduce him to the ships' salty cook (the only one?) with a heart of
gold.
• "A Dog's Life". Radar O'Reilly is trapped in his room's bathroom by a
mean security dog that somehow got onboard the ship. Damn, what is it
with the total lack of security on this ship? After several wacky (or
scary) failed attempts to rescue Radar, it turns out the dog was just a
pregnant bitch looking for a place to download some cute puppies, which
is pretty funny, considering it was obviously a skinny sire.