anim...@cox.net wrote:
> Ubiquitous <
web...@polaris.net> wrote:
>> I watched:
>>
>> SEMI-HOMEMADE HALLOWEEN WITH SANDRA LEE:
>> SLop's first Halloween special with captive celebrity chef Tyler
>> Florence.
>>
>> SANDRA'S HALLOWEEN WONDERLAND:
>> Join Sandra Lee as she celebrates Halloween as only she can! Sandra's
>> dreams come true when she awakes and finds herself transformed into
>> several of her favorite characters from Alice in Wonderland and beyond!
>> The spectacle doesn't end with the costumes ... Sandra slips into a
>> dreamy parallel universe to create the perfect Halloween Sweets and
>> Desserts, plus a collection of Cocktails ideal for an unforgettable
>> Halloween party! Don't miss the fun and the surprises on this trip into
>> a Halloween fantasy with Sandra Lee and her greatest party recipes.
>> I don't think I ever saw this one before!
>
>Me either and I hope I never see it again. :)
>
>Torn from the pages of RAT-FACEBOOK, but without the stills and video:
Dang, you should have told me about the group watching!
>Me: I am watching Sandra Lee pour red, green, and blue food coloring
>into candy to make it Black because apparently she's so stupid she
>doesn't know they make black food coloring.
>
>Mark: Add squid ink
>
>Me: She's saving money by serving food in old used popcorn containers
>she scavenged from the movie theater.
>
>They're mixing pizza dough with their bare hands apparently oblivious to
>the fact that since he's made up as Frankenstein (yes they got it wrong)
>he's got green make up all over his hands. And he's dragging his sleeves
>through the food at every opportunity.
I noticed him kneeding the dough with his green hands but at least he seemed
to be aware enough to try to keep his sleves out of the food, unlike Slop!. He
did amirably, considering how hard she was trying to flirt with him.
I did have to laugh at SLop making "caviar mayonaise" for those pizzas and
informing us to use cheap caviar b/c no one would notice since it would be
mixed in with mayo, as she spooned it in with a (metal) spoon.
>She eviscerated a store-bought cheesecake to harvest the cream cheese
>because apparently you can't actually just buy cream cheese separately
>
>John: You're killing me. LOLOL
>
>Me: John she then did the same thing to a pumpkin pie, because
>apparently you can't buy pumpkin pie filling either. Now all you have to
>do is think of something to do with the crusts.
SLop also "deconstructed" an apple pie, using the filling between the layers
of a tall stack of fried wontons. I don't recall if it was this ep, but she
suggested using the remaining crusts as an ice cream topping.
>Mike: because when she originally did these recipies growing up they
>didnt have black food coloring... annnnnnd its for people that normally
>only have the basic 3 colors in their cupboard....
>
>Me: I keep forgetting she grew up poor and has retconned her multi
>millionaire husband who bought her her career from history
>
>Mike: yeah.... she says her father left them dirt poor....never really
>checked into that but she does know how to stretch whats available....
>
>Me: Be sure to trim the edges of your paper plates with pinking shears
>so that'll be all ratty and hard to hold and there will be paper plate
>residue all over the food
>
>Cover your plastic pumpkins with silver foil so that they are
>unrecognizable as pumpkins
>
>John: At least they won't be abducted.
>
>Weatherly: And they won't be brainwashed by MK Ultra mind rays.
>
>Me: I'm holding a bottle of vampire wine, but you can rip these people
>off by just buying muscatel and going to your copy shop and having them
>make duplicate labels and glue them on yourself. I swear she really just
>recommended that.
HA! It's not the first time!
>Oh no. No, no, no, no. In episode two she has live bunny rabbits. This
>is not going to end well.
>
>Mark: The woman has cancer! Give her a break. Also she looked awesome
>in those costumes. Click over to Rachael Ray if you want a real scare.
>
>Me: Mohito's. Step one. Mull your own mint you harvested from your live
>mint plants in your kitchen. Like I know what the hell that means.
>
>She's going into the nest after a baby bunny! Run Bunny, run!
>
>She's got "magical mushrooms" we know what that means!
>
>Colored shredded coconut and peppermint sticks are perfect for Halloween
>or Easter!
>
>Weatherly: But NEVER Christmas!
>
>Me: Yes, what kind of diseased maniac would serve red and white barber
>pole striped peppermint sticks for Xmas. Clearly they symbolize the
>return of Christ.
>
>Weatherly: I feel a sudden need to be aberrant, with sudden=two months
>hence.
>
>Me: Save money on buying black paper dot stickers by buying white paper
>dot stickers and coloring them in black yourself with a sharpie pen.
>Then stick them all over your drinking glasses so that you haveŠ
>Drinking glasses covered with black paper dots.
>
>And now she's Cher!
>
>"The word "Tahatchapee" is a town in California"Š Well, no, not so much.
>
>The horse in the background is trying desperately to get away and they
>finally tied it rains do a bitch so it it's stuck
>
>What I actually said was "to a bench" but I loved that speech to text
>typo so much I couldn't bear to change it
>
>John: Ha ha ha, the corrected one is even better
>
>Me: The horse is making a break for it!
>
>Weatherly: Thia is making me glad I don't have cable.
>
>Me: Now she's dressed as Lucy and stomping grapes while drinking
>Sangria.
>
>She's talking about how many comedy awards Ethyl won. Okay, um, what?
>First, I bet Ethyl never won anything, but apparently she's unclear on
>the concept that Ethyl was played by an actress named Vivian. Second ...
>name all the big awards Vivian won?
>
>Kim: Honored for her work in 1953, Vance became the first actress to
>win an Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress; she accepted her
>award at the Emmy ceremony in February 1954. She was nominated an
>additional three times (for 1954, 1956, and 1957) before the series
>ended.
>
>Me: Kim so one then. :-) Still, cool. Thanks!
>
>Kim: your comment made me curious. The rest of your comments have been
>making me laugh. :)
>
>Me: She just said she has dinner plates for the big bunnies and salad
>plates for the little bunnies. Shudder.
>
>Kim: and apparently the actress was really, really tired of how
>everyone called her Ethyl in real life. She took a spot on the later The
>Lucy Show under the condition her character would wear nicer clothes and
>be named Vivian. (She was the same age as Lucy and was tired of being
>cast as older and less glamorous).
>
>Me: Now she's doing a sugar plum fairyland for Halloween. Because, the
>only better time is Easter. OMG THE BABY BUNNY IS IN A SOUP BOWL. If she
>dresses up as Glenn Close, I'm aborting this show.
>
>"The one thing I really love at Halloween is ... Christmas!"
>
>"Sugar plum pops *are* Halloween treats!" Preach it Sandy Claus!
>
>"I rolled them into balls while they were till nice and warm" - we'll
>pretend she's not talking about the baby bunnies.
>
>White chocolate dipped bunny balls are the perfect year 'round treat.
>
>BIG CLOSE UP OF A BUNNY BALL LABELED "EAT ME"
>
>I think that sums it up rather nicely.
Be thankful it wasn't the "roadkill rabbit" she made for Easter!