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1...@dont-email.me>, IJB...@mac.invalid wrote:
>What did you watch?
On Halloween, I watched:
SUPERNATURAL:
"Ghostfacers". Sam and Dean star in a paranormal reality show that
takes them to an abandoned estate that turns into one of the most
haunted places in the U.S. for one night each year. I didn't watch
this completely.
SUPERNATURAL:
"Changing Channels". Sam and Dean are thrown into an alternate universe
where they become characters in various TV shows, including a medical
series, a Japanese game show, a forensics procedural and a sitcom.
Castiel warns them that if they don't find a way out soon, they will
become trapped inside forever by the Trickster.
SUPERNATURAL:
"Scoobynatural". Dean, Sam, and Cas find themselves transported into a
Scooby Doo cartoon. Meh.
CHARLIE'S ANGELS:
"Of Ghosts and Angels". Tiffany's recently married college friend
(Robin Mattson) is afraid that something in her new husband's old
house wants her out. Ho hum, an obligatory haunted house/ghost story
ep... I must be TV savey, but it was immediately obvious that
Tiffany's friend's husband was gaslighting his wealthy wife before
killing her for her money. That seems like a lot of work! Making
matters worse, they decided to make it a pyschic story by
expositioning that Tiffany used to be into the occult and was told
she's "gifted". @@ At the end, it turned out that someone's ghost
was warning Tiffany that her friend's husband was planning on
pushing her down the stairs during a costume party they were
holding, conveniently after being confined to a wheelchair. As per
the genre, they ignored the things that made no sense, like the
ghost trying to run them over with a car. Oh yeah, the mansion
looked damn familiar. Maybe it was Winchester House?
FAMILY GUY:
"Halloween on Spooner Street". Brian shows Stewie how to trick-or-treat.
Meanwhile, Peter and Joe play tricks on Quagmire while Meg hopes to get
lucky at a Halloween party dressed as a "slutty cat".
FAMILY GUY:
"Peternormal Activity". The guys visit an abandoned asylum, where they
hope to come up with ideas for their horror movie, but instead wind up
accidentally killing a man they mistakenly believe is holding them
hostage. Feeling guilty, they each try to pin the murder on one of the
others. Meanwhile, an annoyed Stewie wants to destroy Brian's glasses
because of how pretentious Brian's become since he started wearing
them.
HALLOWEEN:
When a psychopath escapes a mental institution after a long incarceration
for slaying his sister when he was six, he heads back to his hometown to
slake his bloodlust.
THE 13 SCARIEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME:
Dean Cain counts down the scariest movies of all time. I was immediately
skeptical because of the double-flag of it being on CW and it being only one
hour length, unlike Bravo's superlative "100 Scariest Movie Momnets"
https://youtu.be/cKF1zowIBkk
My suspicions were quickly confirmed it was crappy version. Dead Cain now
looks like Seth McFarlane and I have no clue who the "celebrity"
commentators were (I don't think they were even from the CW line up!) who
were making really vapid comments on movies I woiuldn't consider noteworthy:
Halloween (John Carpenter)
The Silence of the Lambs
Poltergeist (original)
The Sixth Sense
Night of the Living Dead (original)
It
Paranormal Activity
The Blair Witch Project
Get Out
The Ring
The Shining (original)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
The Exorcist
They also mentioned some "best mentions" that, IMHO, were better than chosen
ones.
MYSTERIES DECODED:
"Vampires of New Orleans". US Navy veteran turned private investigator
Jennifer Marshall heads to New Orleans and teams up with vampire/writer
Vincent Curiel to investigate whether an ancient vampire has cracked the
code on immortality. I got bored with the silly concept pretty quickly.
AMERICAN SUPER/NATURAL:
"Devil's Gate Dam". Why is this on THE WEATHER CHANNEL?
MOST TERRIFYING PLACES IN AMERICA:
This was listed as new, but it really was a repackaging of previous editions
into a two-hour show.
GHOST ADVENTURES:
"Curse of the Harrisville Farmhouse". Zak and the crew are joined by Andrea
Perron to investigate her infamous family home, which inspired the movie The
Conjuring.
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