Sat, 19 Oct 2019 14:00:42 -0700 BTR1701<
atr...@mac.com> wrote:
> What Did You Watch? 2019-10-18 (Friday)
> BTR1701<
atr...@mac.com>
> October 19, 2019 at 2:00:42 PM MST
>
> In article <qofoch$ms7$
1...@dont-email.me>,
> Arthur Lipscomb <
art...@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
>
> > Law and Order: SVU - "The Burden of Our Choices" - A 13 year old girl
> > from Ohio runs away from home and winds up homeless in New York. As the
> > plot plays out we learn not only is the girl pregnant, but she's
> > pregnant by her stepfather who has been raping her since she was 11.
> > She wants an abortion but her religious fundamentalist parents object.
> > The mother has decided to ignore what her husband did and wants to force
> > the daughter back to Ohio. That was more than enough for a 2 hour
> > Lifetime movie, but not good enough for SVU! So they decide to toss in
> > a religious fundamentalist prosecutor from Ohio who strolls into a New
> > York courtroom with arrest warrants for everyone, including the judge!
> > He's accusing them of conspiracy to commit murder for planning to let
> > the girl have an abortion. And that's when an episode that was already
> > over the top just became ridiculous.
>
> My jaw was in a state of slack as I watched his abortion of an episode
> play out. They're not even trying anymore.
I'm watching the penultimate season of L&O Criminal Intent. The changes are
surreal.
In previous seasons:
D'Onofrio (Goren) has a mental collapse because Bush is President.
Noth (Logan) comes in as an alternating lead with a series of new female
partners,
Captain Deakins leaves and is replaced by Eric Bobosia (Captain Ross)
Logan's second partner, Wheeler, the actress gets pregnant in real life. The
character is sent on a six month assignment in Europe.
Alicia Witt comes in as Logan's third partner. Sometimes Goren's partner
teams with Noth as Goren is now insane to match D'Onofrio.
Wheeler comes back from Europe, skinny as Hell, engaged to the actress' real
life husband.
Noth leaves for no reason I understand and is replaced by Jeff Goldblum,
playing Ross' ex-partner, a Goren clone clearly meant to replace D'Onofrio.
A couple episodes later Wheeler dumps her fiancé for being mobbed up (she
met the guy in London! How does he know NYC mobsters?) and is *very*
pregnant.
A couple episodes later her water breaks while standing in the Captain's
office and she doesn't know what happened. Goren's partner comes in and takes
her to the hospital, where she is never seen again, although once in awhile
they say 'it's a girl' or tell us the kid's name. I have no idea how she went
from being pregnant to super skinny to dropping a kid in the office in a
handful of eps, unless they shot something out of order.
Captain Ross is murdered by Somalia pirates looking to start their own
country (wait? what? no, seriously)
An interim Captain (the cop buddy from Dexter) comes in. It turns out he's
evil, as it the Chief of D's, as are the fed that got Ross killed. They
decided Goren needs to lose his shield for taking an aggressive step towards
a fed who is acting illegally and refusing to comply with a warrant.
The interim Captain and Chief of D's offer Goren's original partner who's
been there from the start, Eames, her own Captaincy if she'll take over the
squad and fire Goren. This also makes no sense unless it's a test to see if
she'll toady under.
Eames toadies under, fires Goren, and then calls the Chief of Ds and says she
won't be taking the Captain's job. Wait - if she won't be taking the
Captain's job, how the Hell did she get the authority to fire Goren? Eames
apparently moved over to SUV (if Ian's Wiki is right on that one)
Meanwhile, Ross' last hire, the incredibly tall Saffron Burrows, comes on as
Goldblum's new partner, who sometimes has an accent and sometimes doesn't.
And finally Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio is the new Captain without
explanation.
So season 9 proceeds with Goldblum, Burrows, and Mastrantonio, M.E. Rogers
from the mothership show is now making house calls like Ducky on NCIS-OWM and
doing her bit at the crime scene instead of the morgue. And it's become
"weird cases" instead of "major cases" where they're fighting vampires (!)
and the only tie in to the Major Case excuse will be a hand wave to
somebody's kid's father being a Senator - it's the same stuff they do in
NCIS-LA-JAG to explain why the Navy is involved at all (when they remember).
And when this is done, apparently the final season does a complete reset
bringing back D'Onofrio and Eames!
BTW, they just had a murder that was committed by slamming a guy's head in a
car door repeatedly. They payed a lot of lip service to nobody having ever
heard of this M.O. before. Of course D'Onofrio will use it a couple years
later himself as the Kingpin.