AKA the good, the bad, and the ugly
The good?
Phil Spiderman, Far From Home.
I had forgotten they even made this. I went in with no knowledge of nor
expectations.
There was a *lot* of stuff early on I didn't care for. They of course had to
deal with all this 'blip' crap from the Thanos snap. Even though I've seen
the other movies, I couldn't follow what they were going for here, or who was
alive and who was dead. One of Peter's classmates is 5 years older now? Why
the Hell is he in high school? Did he vanish and just come back aged?
Shouldn't it be illegal for him to be hitting on 15 year old girls? This is a
creepy as Clone Jack in Stargate going back to high school.
Apparently Stark, Widow, and Cap are dead. Stark I get; I forget what's up
with Widow, but why is Cap dead? Why does the public know this?
How come Peter and MJ are thinking about maybe going out some time? Weren't
they dating 6 years ago in Homecoming?
I found the casting annoying. It's like they intentionally miscast everybody.
Zendaya was already in place (and very very good here). But why is Betty
Brant blonde? And Flash Thompson ... damn, there's nothing left of him but
the name.
But then Happy shows up! He's been one of the best things about the MCU since
Iron Man 1! I'm not sure how he had an affair with May without Peter noticing
... and Robert Downey Jr! Who also lusted after May. And traditionally the
only woman for Happy was the always annoying Gwyneth Paltry ... but anything
that gives Marisa Tomei more screen time is fine by me.
So the high school is sending a dozen students on a European vacation (you'd
think a world that was all but destroyed and then had it's population double
overnight would still be picking up the pieces, but hey). Still none of this
stuff gels until the moment Peter inherits Stark's glasses, and wa-hooo we're
off to the races!
Almost.
What the Hell is up with Mysterio? He's always been a bad guy. Now he's a
multiverse hero? And none of this Elemental stuff makes any sense, even for a
comic book movie. But there's Nick Fury! And the chick from Stumptown! And
they're always great.
But it plods some, and after they kill Sutur, I really thought it was over
and ... it's only half way! And it's all a mind fuck! And the rest of it is
really really good!!!
And then after almost too much non stop action, it really is over.
But it's not! And there's another mind fuck!
I'm exhausted at this point. Thank God for the credits.
But wait! There's more!!!!!
And it's the State Farm guy!?!?!? Holy crap!
And at first I did *not* like the end of the movie at all, but then I
realized how totally true to the comics it was.
And I realized my face hurt from smiling.
Wildly uneven. Definitely worth sitting all the way through. No way in Hell
I'd watch it in 3D, it was almost too much in 2D.
Thumbs way up. Not the best Marvel MCU movie but probably in the top half
dozen, likely higher.
Fred-Bob sez "check it out"
The Bad?
Blue Bloods
Erin, worried about her reputation as a bitch, screws up a prosecution and
ends up shooting the perp herself, because plot.
Magnum meanwhile goes through a lot of tedious stuff involving old friend &
partner Treat Williams daughter which gets resolved *way* too conveniently.
The newlyweds refuse to take a deal on a great apartment because the feel
it's being offered because the landlord thinks having the Commissioner's son
and daughter in law as tenants will make the building the safest in town. Not
that there's any evidence of that, and, even if there were, so what? Isn't
that true of ANY place they rent? And why don't they just ask Selleck's
opinion on it?
Danny meanwhile has another awful case with the psychic.
Nothing enjoyable or interesting in the entire hour.
The Ugly?
Howard Hughes 1943 western THE OUTLAW.
I had never seen this, although I certainly knew a lot about it.
This is absolutely dreadful.
It's about the homosexual three way between Doc Holiday, Billy the Kid, and
Pat Garrett, as well as the evil woman Billy loves.
No. Really. I'm not making that up. I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating.
There's a lot of woman hating in this too. Actual dialog:
“It does no good to kill a woman. They are all alike. There is nothing they
won’t do for you… Or to you.”
Russell rides a mechanical horse in front of a blurry back projection of
people riding real horses in front of the rock Kirk fought the Gorn on
And stands by a fake saguaro cactus while saying they’re at Fort Sumner New
Mexico
Then Pat Garrett murders Doc Holiday, and buries him in a grave marked Billy
the Kid (with the wrong date) and Billy rides off with the woman he hates.
All this happens maybe 6 months before the gunfight at the OK Corral, and
almost a decade before Doc really died
Both the Billy and the girl 'actors' had never been on screen before, and it
shows.
Here's my theory: This was shot as a melodrama, and was so completely
unwatchable they tried to turn it into a comedy in the editing room, right
down to putting wacky music stings to punctuate dramatic dialog. Right down
to the classic 'wah wah wah'
I mean, there's close ups of people ears being blown off, with funny music
It plays like Monty Python does Sam Peckinpah.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mh3n8
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