In article <pb2a0l$okq$
1...@dont-email.me>, Obveeus <
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wrote:
> On 4/15/2018 10:58 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
> > In article <pb0vt6$kkt$
1...@dont-email.me>, Obveeus <
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> > wrote:
> >
> >> On 4/15/2018 7:50 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
> >>> In article <pb0nf8$bjn$
1...@dont-email.me>, Obveeus <
Obv...@aol.com>
> >>> wrote:
>
> LOST IN SPACE spoilers:
>
> >>>> I wouldn't try to put any more exactness on mom's quote of how far away
> >>>> they were than the daughter's quote about how far it is to the next bag
> >>>> of Oreos. I think both of them were just tossing out random numbers as
> >>>> a way to say 'really, really far'. The only thing mom seemed to know
> >>>> for sure is that they weren't even in the MilkyWay.
> >>>
> >>> But her number is equivalent to saying that the supermarket by your
> >>> house is a billion miles away.
> >>
> >> I saw it more as her explaining that Earth and Alpha Centauri are
> >> basically the equivalent of a neighborhood supermarket that is a billion
> >> miles away.
> >
> > Well, no, but, even so, wouldn't "I don't know where the fuck we are"
> > have served the premise better?
>
> I think what she said was pretty much the same in terms of conveying
> that they are a long, long way from home...well beyond where their own
> ships/technology/knowledge could have ever gotten them.
Come on, the writers got the science and physics wrong in every other
scene. Why would you defend this one? It's like getting lost in the
desert on the way to the Indian Casino, and Mom tells you you're
millions of miles from home. Like your two genius space trained kids
and maybe even the one retard daughter aren't going to think "mom's an
idiot" rather than 'wow'
More likely the line was written as 'trillions of miles' and somebody
decided to upgrade 'miles' to 'light years' to make it more 'science
fictiony'
obGodDamnYouBonnieHammer
> >>> The first time I had *any* idea that the message from the Resolute
> >>> wasn't a repeating recording was towards the end when it said "you've
> >>> been down there 7 days"
> >>
> >> Sounds about right. Before that, everyone on the ground seemed to just
> >> be assuming that the ship was intact up there despite all evidence to
> >> the contrary.
> >
> > Evidence like HUGE HUNKS OF IT LAYING ON THE GROUND.
>
> Yep. I have no idea why they looked at that hunk and thought 'no big
> deal' rather than 'the Resolute must have broken up in space'
I was thinking 'wow that thing fell from orbit and still looks like a
dish'
Was it just me or did they seem to drop hints at a couple points that
they were actually lost in time and not space and then give up on it? I
was half certain they were going to find the Statue of Liberty's arm by
the remains of the Resolute.
> >>>>> I never did
> >>>>> understand why the J2 radio can apparently receive but not transmit.
> >>>>> Until suddenly it can for no discernible reason.
> >>>>
> >>>> The Resolute had very little ability to receive because they lost their
> >>>> dish. So, ships down on the ground were not sending a strong enough
> >>>> signal up through the atmosphere to be received.
> >>>>
> >>>> There were lots of problems with all of that as a scenario, though.
> >>>> Consider the ship that was stripped down for emergency escape of the
> >>>> atmosphere...even if it could be refueled by a waiting/healthy Resolute
> >>>> ship, they still wouldn't have had spare parts to make multiple trips
> >>>> easy/successful Would that ship have been able to return and land
> >>>> safely?
> >>>
> >>> Yes, I had *no* idea what the stripped ship was going to do if it got to
> >>> the Resolute beyond say HEY WE'RE HERE.
> >>
> >> ...and maybe 'please do not leave until we can get up here'. Still, the
> >> Resolute clearly had no capacity to get down to the surface, so that
> >> parted out ship probably wasn't going to get anything more than fuel for
> >> a return trip.
> >
> > I kept wondering if maybe there was another Jupiter still on the
> > Resolute. *that* would have helped.
>
> More than helped, it would have solved the entire first season before it
> ever started.
Yep. We could even have done a workaround to make it fit, that they
just got it fixed, or couldn't locate the landing site without the dish
or something. Or that they had a flying fuel tanker, since these people
seem to like to include fuel tankers. WHY WOULD THE JUPITERS EVER NEED
A FUEL TANKER? By the time they get a civilization up and running to
the point where they need fuel tankers, they should be able to build
their own.
Oh, and that goddamn gun. I was *so* hoping it was some sort of laser
pistol, but, no, it fired bullets. So their 3D printer is *that* good,
that it can make a loaded gun, with working chemical propellents?
That's transmutation of elements people, unless it has huge reservoirs
of stuff like sulphur to draw on. With that kind of tech you'd think
they'd be able to make fuel out of anything.
And you can somehow override the printer protocols to make forbidden
stuff like weapons (I almost turned off the show right there) but it
won't tell you who did the overriding or what it printed, just that it
printed something forbidden? Hell, wipe the memory or don't wipe the
memory, but spare me the partial memory wipes. Hell, 1980s fax machines
had better recall than this. Columbo had people put to death on that
premise.
> Side note: I still have no idea how the eels got into the fuel tanks of
> the Jupiters without making holes that would then result in a permanent
> inability to hold fuel or fly. J2 was even quoted as having had holes
> punched in it that allowed the eels to get in.
Yes. I assumed the Robot fixed the J2 leaks when he sucked out the
water as he must have had to do any number of miraculous repairs along
the way (as well as differentiating water they wanted from water they
didn't, not to mention water from other liquids, like the rest of the
fuel) but I have *no* idea once we found out it happened to all but one
of the other Jupiters, and THAT one was spared because it was in an arid
region, because the eels live equally well in forests or the middle of a
glacier.
And, hey, wasn't it handy that the J2, having escaped the glacier,
unknowingly made a beeline for the other ships, and ran out of fuel and
landed within half a mile of the lead Jupiter?
> > Beyond that, the stripped ship
> > goes up, refuels, goes back (good luck with that), they use that spare
> > fuel tanker to shuttle around the fuel to a working Jupiter, THAT goes
> > up and refills somewhat more smoothly.
> >
> > BTW, where did all the people from the stripped Jupiter go? The J2
> > hasn't even got a spare bunk. Huge ship, accommodates 5 people.
>
> ...and aren't there 6 chairs in the hub for those 5 beds?
LOL, I didn't count, but with the crew chairs that's even worse.
Really, no cute fold out emergency cots like Smith used in the original?
Not even 'sleep in the chariot instead of on the floor'?
None of their fancy chairs recline?
> > Yeah, there was a spare tanker. Somewhere. The Indian guy just yelled
> > SEND FOR A SPARE TANKER like it was a routine request.
> >
> > Come to think of it, WTF didn't they bring the spare tanker in the first
> > place? They can't possibly have thought that one tanker would hold the
> > entire reserves of a Jupiter if it was full?
>
> No idea how much fuel a ship takes, so they can make whatever size up
> that they want. They could have made the entire fuel load fit in a
> bread box if they'd wanted to portray it as such.
>
> > Certainly a spare tanker
> > couldn't have *hurt* - it's not like it could be doing anything else.
> > And it wouldn't require another chariot, since they already had one of
> > those.
>
> ...and in a race for time across an exploding valley, a chariot hauling
> a full fuel tanker goes the same speed as a chariot with no tanker to haul.
God, it seemed to be GAINING on it. They really needed a line of dialog
saying that they were keeping pace with the slower vehicle to help
somehow.
Also, nobody is discussing the elephant in the room, that black hole.
It's pulling the planet close enough to the sun to incinerate everything
on it (granted, this is right out of the original series, but was so
stupid they forgot about it immediately). So ... why didn't this happen
LAST year? Did everything on the planet grow from scratch in the last
orbital period? Or is this one of those fast moving black holes that
just races by long enough to disrupt your orbit once, and doesn't stop
to swallow you or your sun whole? The Resolute says they can come back
later when the heat dissipates, so the planet is gonna keep on keeping
on.