In article <
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David DeLaney <
davidd...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> On 2016-06-16, Don Bruder <
dak...@sonic.net> wrote:
>
>
> >> Where does this happen?
> >
> > It *MIGHT* happen just about anywhere, at just about any time.
>
> ... a great MANY things might. Up to and including spontaneous combustion
> and/or decapitation via meteorite (well, it's a meteor when it hits YOU but
> it'll change status in a jiffy).
Yep, and every single day of every single week (at least, in places
where the game gets played) *SOMEBODY* wins the lottery. Unfortunately,
it ain't been ME so far... <sigh>
Point being, a "slim chance" is not "no chance".
(And come on, Dave, I damn well know you're better than argumentum ad
absurdum tactics)
> Sorry. Not gonna panic, run in circles, scream and shout, and scurry out to
> buy one or more guns and some ammo and reserve practice time at a gun club,
> dude.
And I do none of those things, either - My first gun was a gift. Unless
old age has destroyed my memory, it was around the time I was 8 or 9. A
single-shot .22 rifle, given to me by my grandfather, along with the
obligatory lecture on the rules of gun safety, and the responsibility
involved in having and using a gun, and a solemn promise of an
ass-whoopin' to end all ass-whoopin's if I was ever caught violating
those rules. Others have been "Eh, I like that one, and can fit it into
my budget - SOLD!" pickups here and there through the years. Ammo?
That's no different from gas, oil, and tires for the car - just part of
owning and operating the equipment. Gun club? Yeah, I hold a membership
- 'cause a once-yearly membership renewal is *WAY* cheaper than paying
the "by the visit" lane fees. Why spend $20 a visit when I can re-up my
membership for $150, and effectively be making a profit after the 7th
trip of the year? Why do I go to the range? I *LIKE* to. It's one of my
hobbies. Kinda like golf, or building ships in bottles. Going shooting
has been a part of my life since... Well, I can't even say when. Even
before grandpa gave me my first "very own" gun. Sometimes that means I
go to an established range. Sometimes to the gravel pit. Sometimes
hunting. Sometimes plinking off the back porch. (though not much of that
mode in recent years, since that sort of thing ain't very bright in the
"in town" environments I've been inhabiting lately - the neighbors are
likely to get a tad grumpy about bullets zipping through their walls,
doncha know!) It's not like I "go out of my way" to do it - it's
something I'd be doing anyway simply for the enjoyment I get out of it.
If that constitutes "panic, run in circles, etc", then I guess it's fair
to say that's what I'm doing.
> (You can if you want, of course. I'm just saying that that particular motive
> for doing so is a spectacularly unlikely one and you have better things to
> worry about and prepare for. Like power failures more than 36 hours long. Or
> your car's right front tire going BAM and blowing out while you're going over
> 50 mph in it.)
Been there, done that, survived by preparing for the occurrence - when
the ice storm took out the power in the area for almost 3 weeks a couple
years back, the generator that normally sits in the garage doing nothing
but taking up space was suddenly worth its weight in gold - almost
literally. Was it worth buying a "useless machine that's just gonna sit
in the garage and take up space"? I'd say it was - I was warm, and had
at least partial lights, a working fridge, running water, hot food, and
at least part of the rest of the usual electrical amenities, while those
around me who didn't bother to prepare went without (and could be heard
bitching about it, some rather loudly, from a fairly long distance)
Learning how to handle a blowout kept me from piling into the ditch (or
somebody else) when it happened as I was tooling down I-5 at 60+ a few
years back. Was the effort of learning how to handle the situation worth
it? Yep, I'd say it was. A little grunting to jack up the car and change
the tire, and I was on my way again. I don't even want to consider how
ugly things might have been had I not been educated on the topic.
> > That's part of the problem - The "bad guys" generally don't make
> > appointments.
>
> But to compensate, they exist in far smaller numbers than most of the people
> whose worldview revolves around "they're coming for ME. _soon_. better git
> ready" ever want to believe.
If you really think that's how my mind operates, you need to reconsider.
On the other hand, having the knowledge and skill from many years of
shooting for fun (and table meat) has prepared me to cope with such a
situation, should I ever find myself in it.
>
> > For some of us, the chances of having a firearm handy and/or being able
> > to use it approach 100%. Ferinstance, as I sit here typing this, it
> > would take reaching - <eyeballs the distance> for the sake of round
> > numbers, let's call it three feet to the right and up a foot - for me to
> > have mine in hand and ready to use. I wouldn't even need to lift my butt
> > out of the chair. 15 minutes ago, just before I changed into my PJs, it
> > was even closer: holstered on my belt.
>
> Cool!
>
> Now what have you done to prepare for, say, your central air deciding that
> it's
> gonna flood the basement,
Nothing. There's no basement in my domicile, so that can never be an
issue. (Of course, it could also be said that I'm as prepared as it's
posisble to be, assuming you count living in a basement-free abode as
"preparing" - personally I count it as a fortunate side-effect)
> or one of your cats refusing to eat anything for a week,
Nothing - I don't own a cat. And if I did, bluntly, it would be easily
and cheaply replaced with a non-defective one. (So sorry if the concept
offends, but frankly, a cat is an easily replaced interchangeable part
so far as I'm concerned. I don't dislike 'em, but neither do I have much
interest in 'em except as self-maintaining rodent disposal mechanisms)
But to be fair, and actually address your question, for the horses,
which I do care about, I've got the numbers for several vets stuck to
the barn fridge in case they develop a problem that my literal lifetime
of experience dealing with their health issues can't cope with. As well
as a limited but useful supply of various horse drugs suitable for
handling the crises most likely to afflict them and not need the
intervention of a professional horse doctor.
> or the grocery store deciding it doesn't want to carry your favorite
> brand of beer any more?
Nothing - I drink approximately two bottles of beer a year, and wouldn't
particularly miss those if they became unavailable.
> Or your brakes suddenly failing?
Try the parking brake. If that's gone too, kill the engine, mash the
clutch, downshift hard, and use the clutch as a brake while looking for
space in an attempt to either avoid hitting anything, or if that isn't
possible, steer so as to minimize damage to myself when the impact
occurs. (Assuming I'm driving a manual transmission vehicle, of course -
which is the usual case, as I prefer a manuals to automatics)
Any further questions? :)
Yes, I see where you're going. And the reality is, I'm probably about as
prepared as any sane person CAN be for pretty much anything short of
all-out war, the second coming of christ (which is a whole other can of
imaginary hash that I won't bother opening here...) or being lifted away
by a blue-sky tornado.
>
> > That's part of the
> > difference between a citizen and a subject.
>
> Mmm, no. "Citizen" does NOT imply ANYTHING about 'must be prepared to take up
> arms in their own defense at any time'.
Sorry, Dave, but yes, it does. A citizen is both willing and able to do
so. A subject is usually neither. A citizen takes responsibility for his
own safety and well-being, and makes his own decisions within the
framework of his <political entity whatever name it goes by> and its
laws. A subject leaves the responsibility for his safety and well-being
to someone else, and leaves the decision making to somebody else.
Don't bother trotting out a dictionary. You're too intelligent (or at
least, you've given me that impression in the past - this post of yours
is making me wonder if I should be re-thinking that idea) not to
understand *EXACTLY* what I mean.
> > And let's not forget the
> > ugly (at least by some opinions) fact that on this side of the pond, the
> > highest court in the land has repeatedly (No less than three times that
> > I can recall offhand, quite possibly more than that, but I'd have to go
> > digging to find the exact number) and consistently ruled that THE COPS
> > HAVE NO LEGAL DUTY TO PROTECT THE LIFE OR PROPERTY OF ANY INDIVIDUAL OR
> > PREVENT ANY CRIME
>
> Right. This is to prevent them having the hell sued out of them when they do
> NOT in fact do so, including because they had no fucking idea they NEEDED to
> beforehand, or because the individual involved was strenuously resisting
> acquiring their protection, or any number of other reasons.
True enough. And again, you're too intelligent not to understand the
point I'm making. Oh, I see - you overlooked (or deliberately snipped
out?) the part that would have indicated I was addressing Robert's "Are
there no police there?" query. Isn't that a Terry tactic?
> > I have no doubt
> > whatsoever that, regardless of legal obligation - or lack of same -
> > there are cops out there who at least TRY to protect and/or prevent when
> > the opportunity arises.
>
> Oh sure. No argument there. I hope it's the vast majority of them, even.
Well, we can agree on that much, at least...
> > I haven't heard anything concrete said on the topic yet from any source,
> > media, police, or otherwise - probably at least partly because I've not
> > been paying close attention to the circus its turning into - was the bar
> > in Orlando a "no guns allowed" zone?
>
> And if it was? Are you SERIOUSLY going to trot out the tired old chestnut "if
> someone else there had been armed they'd've shot him before he got going,
> tragedy averted, we need MOAR GUNZ EVERYWHARE"? Cuz that dog not only don't
> hunt, it's been disproved time and again. The army has to invest serious
> effort
> into getting folks to be able to kill on a dime; it's NOT something ordinary
> people can usually do, no matter how much they've psyched themselves up
> beforehand with Rambo-style fantasies. It's not something YOU'D be easily
> able
> to do.
>
>
> > Then there would have been at least a chance - note that I didn't say
> > anything about a guarantee, just a chance - to stop the shooter before
> > he racked up anywhere near the body count he did.
>
> ... okay, you are. But no blaming the victims for "if they had all rushed him
> at once he'd've only been able to get a dozen or so before they tore him
> apart"? Only blaming them for not having guns? That's still BLAMING THE
> VICTIMS
> dude. Stop before you look more misanthropic.
Frankly, I don't care how misanthropic I "look" - I've long since copped
to that charge, and feel no shame about it. Want me to put it right out
there for all to see? OK, here it is: I not only look misanthropic, I AM
a misanthropic bastard (never mind the detail that my mom and dad were
married) with little or no empathy for those not on the short list of
"dear to me" people.
I do, however, object to the idea that I'm "blaming the victims", when
my intent was to point out the stupidity of so-called "gun free zones".
Which, as has been demonstrated over and over and over again, the "bad
guys" read as "Come on in and shoot all you like! Nobody here is armed,
so you ain't got anything to worry about until the cops arrive sometime
long after you've had your fun!"
>
> > perhaps shitting themselves with worry over
> > whether they were going to be the next to catch a round.
>
> But if they'd had a gun in their hand, this worry and fear would magically
> never have appeared in the first place, and they'd be able to take careful
> aim
> and fire, with a 100% target hit accuracy. I -see-.
Off to the land of ad absurdum again, eh? <shakes head sadly> Honestly,
Dave, I really thought better of you.
Free hint: Contrary to MSM-dispensed propaganda, not everybody
automatically goes catatonic at the sound of a gunshot. Some are quite
capable of reacting in a sensible fashion, assuming they have the tools
at hand to do so. I'd like to think that I'd be one of them, though I
can't say that with certainty, not having actually been under live fire
before. I do know for certain that gunfire is not a paralytic agent for
me - After all, when I go to the range, I'm exposed to gunfire - albeit,
not aimed in my direction - and manage to continue functioning despite
the "magic" you apparently think is carried on the sound. Off the range,
a gunshot (or series of them) is likely to invoke a "WTF?!?!?", and
perhaps a startle reaction from me. Unless I'm hit, it's unlikely to
leave me unable to do the rational thing. Once the initial reaction
passes (assuming, of course, that I'm not killed or incapacitated in the
first seconds of the incident) my most likely course of action would be
to take cover if possible, assess the situation, and if armed, look for
an opportunity to either stop the shooter or get the hell outta Dodge,
whichever makes me safest soonest. Not out of "rambo-ism", as you
apparently think would be the case, or get my ugly mug on the 6-o'clock
news (Nobody in his right mind wants to look at it anyway) or even to
"be a hero", but to end the threat to myself. If the opportunity
presents and I can take out the shooter, and this saves <insert a number
you like here> others from getting shot, that's a nifty side-effect. But
I assure you, the primary motivation will be 100% pure, totally selfish,
rage-fueled "You stupid bastard! I'm downrange! Quit shooting *NOW*!".
Not some misplaced sense of heroism, not any particular interest in
"doing the right thing" - Just pure and simple self-centered "Stop
lobbing lead at me you stupid cocksucker!"
And I know, beyond any shadow of doubt, that I'm not the only such
person walking the earth. (although I grant that at least some will
likely have motivations other than mine)
>
> This explains some things. (Not things you want to hear about, I fear.)
I suspect I'd likely be amused, assuming you can elucidate in something
like a civilized manner.
> > (But in fairness, the idea of a bar full of folks getting sloppo while
> > packing iron makes even this unabashedly pro-gun person more than
> > slightly nervous.
>
> DING DING DING DONG WHICH WITCH IS DEAD DING DING?
If you've got some meaningful point there, you can score me as a
"<whoosh!>", 'cause whatever it was just went winging over my head so
fast my hair is still flapping in the breeze of its passage.
>
> > On a public safety level, booze and guns mix just
> > about as well as booze and driving.
>
> Not to mention dancing and loaded guns secured lightly enough that there'd be
> time to get them out and use them before boom headshot.
Dunno about anybody else, but my holster of choice is secure enough that
my gun will stay in it during the course of any style of dancing I'm
even remotely likely to attempt (and, although it's not exactly
"dancing", it HAS stayed put during a rather violent dispute with a
horse over whether or not I was worthy of staying on his back - a
dispute I lost, to the tune of some broken bones and a trip to the E.R.)
but can be released with, quite literally, the flick of my thumb as an
addition to the normal (Erm... maybe poor phrasing, since I've practiced
it enough that for me, the thumb flick is a part of normal) motion of
drawing it. You might google "thumb break holster" to find... oh,
probably no more than a few thousand or so... examples, available in
various price ranges, materials, and colors, custom-fit for (or easily
adjusted to fit) many, if not most, makes and models of handgun.
>
> Not to mention a room full of folks with loaded guns - or even a room full of
> folks, some of whom have loaded guns - with gunfire starting from SOMEWHERE
> else in the crowd... and once anyone else starts shooting, what distinguishes
> them from 'accomplice of the terrorist'? People are saying there were others
> involved who weren't even shooting (specifically 'holding the door shut' -
> conspiracy websites had this up the next day, CNN has a piece about it as of
> yesterday).
Which is where a rational response comes into play. Chances are high
that a "good guy" bystander trying to stop a "bad guy" shooter is going
to be using a handgun, rather than the long gun which is the most likely
weapon for a "bad guy". This is why "find cover and assess the
situation" is important.
> Dave, of course, the firing of guns at someone's feet and chanting DANCE has
> a long memetic history, so maybe
>
> PS: Terry will now tear into this either at length or with a pithy rebuttal
Indubitably - isn't that his usual M.O.? But since I've killfiled him, I
won't notice unless/until somebody quotes his spew. (Please don't feel
you need to go out of your way to do so for my benefit - I can happily
continue through life without his brand of "conversation", thanks)