It's... slowing down, Sir.

[The Starmaker]

Today, scientists led by Stephen Hawking are using high-tech scanners to discover if a huge, cigar-shaped 'comet' is in fact, an alien probe.

Now, one astronomer claims that the space rock, named Oumuamua, could be an alien spacecraft with broken engines that is tumbling through our solar system.

Dr Jason Wright from Penn State University suggests that a broken alien spacecraft move in exactly the same way as the interstellar comet.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5175235/Oumuamua-alien-probe-BROKEN-engines.html





The two Officers exchange a glance.

COMMANDING OFFICER
We estimate it has a diameter of
over five hundred and fifty kilometers
and a mass roughly one fourth the
size of our moon.

The General turns to the Second Officer, concerned.

GENERAL GREY
A meteor?

SECOND OFFICER
No Sir. Definitely not.

GENERAL GREY
How do you know?

SECOND OFFICER
Well, er... it's slowing down.

GENERAL GREY
It's doing what?

SECOND OFFICER
It's... slowing down, Sir.

The General walks over to a phone, picks it up.

GENERAL GREY
Get me the Secretary of Defense.
(pause)
Then wake him up.

[Siri Cruise]

In article <5A3158...@ix.netcom.com>,

The Starmaker <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> Dr Jason Wright from Penn State University suggests that a broken alien
> spacecraft move in exactly the same way as the interstellar comet.

So it could be, like, an interstellar comet?

--
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'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.' /|\
I'm saving up to buy the Donald a blue stone This post / \
from Metebelis 3. All praise the Great Don! insults Islam. Mohammed

[The Starmaker]

We need to upload a computer virus and that would disable the shields....

[Hägar]

"The Starmaker" wrote in message news:5A3158...@ix.netcom.com...

Today, scientists led by Stephen Hawking are using high-tech scanners to
discover if a huge, cigar-shaped 'comet' is in fact, an alien probe.

Now, one astronomer claims that the space rock, named Oumuamua, could be an
alien spacecraft with broken engines that is tumbling through our solar
system.

Dr Jason Wright from Penn State University suggests that a broken alien
spacecraft move in exactly the same way as the interstellar comet.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5175235/Oumuamua-alien-probe-BROKEN-engines.html

*** you realize that "The Turd", as it is affectionately referred to,
is an artist's rendition of the object, made with a good measure
of artistic license. It got a good boost from the Sun and is well
on its way to interstellar space. At the speed it travels, we need
at least another century of propulsion innovation to ever hope
to catch up with anything like that.

But then, one already crash-landed on the Moon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV6XXsI9Zio

[Peter Trei]

Actually, I've seen articles which suggest we could catch up with it with
current technology, but it would take a while. Its a double bank shot: Send a
probe out to Jupiter, to change the orbital plane appropriately, and drop it
down to skim the sun, then use the Sun's gravitational slingshot to get up to
speed in the right direction. It would pass the Sun much closer than Oumuamua,
getting a bigger speed boost.

It would still take a long time - we'd have to build the spacecraft, and wait
until Jupiter was in the correct position, and then wait decades for it to catch
up.

At that point, there's still the problem of finding a dark rock way, way out
from the Sun.

But its not impossible.

pt

[Byker]

"Hägar" wrote in message
news:CY-dnVpSA4TbPqzH...@giganews.com...
>
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5175235/Oumuamua-alien-probe-BROKEN-engines.html

If it's a spacecraft it'll disintegrate upon entering the atmosphere, like
the rest of our space junk: https://tinyurl.com/yatwpzab

[Dorothy J Heydt]

In article <25adnfPqkfQ2XazH...@supernews.com>,

Well, I'm going to wait to form an opinion until we have rather a
lot more data. But looking at the "artist's conception," my
immediate take was "wow, that thing passed near something hot and
massive, and not only got melted, but was subjected to really
strong tides which stretched it out into that elongated shape."

I don't say that's what happened; I say that's what it looked
like.

--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com

[The Starmaker]

what you just describe sounds like pornograhy...I'm calling the police!

[Hägar]

"Byker" wrote in message
news:25adnfPqkfQ2XazH...@supernews.com...

*** who said anything about entering the Earth's atmosphere ???
It's a comet like object that may not even return for a second pass,
if it picked up enough speed going around the Sun ...

[Robert Carnegie]

What a horrible person.

[Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy]

Robert Carnegie <rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote in
news:c4ef65de-b07c-4b8f...@googlegroups.com:

If you're referring to Starmaker, you're only half right. I defy
you to prove it's a person.

--
Terry Austin

Vacation photos from Iceland:
https://plus.google.com/u/0/collection/QaXQkB

"Terry Austin: like the polio vaccine, only with more asshole."
-- David Bilek

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

[hanson]

"Hägar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote:
[...] maybe slowing down, but other stuff is picking up
>
like yesterday's congressional hearing in which
the shifty eyed Deputy Attorney General, kike Rod
Rosenstein mocks the inquirers and defends Yidd
Robert Mueller & his Trump-hating lackeys.
<http://www.bing.com/search?q=rosenstein+congress&qs=SC&pq=>
>
Even worse, DOJOTUS Jeff Sessions <https://www.justice.gov/ag>
was nowhere to be seen. It become more and more
apparent that Sessions, who was one of Trump's earliest
"supporters" may, in fact, have been the earliest implant
by the Deep State into the inner circle of the Trump campaign.
>
... and even more broadly....
the entire [Trump / Anti Trump] saga is orchestrated & run
by Kikes.
On the one side there are the conservatives Yidds who are
rooting FOR Trump. ... They are countered by the vicious
Deep-State-Kikes, financed by George Soros, aka Geargy
Schwartz, with Netanyahu in the back ground.. all of which
has turned the USA into Israel-West, which uses the US
goyim merely as their pawns, ... all of which was predicted
and described precisely by the eminent Jewish Scholar
Harold Wallace Rosenthal in his epic
<http://tinyurl.com/The-HW-Rosenthal-interview-XT>

[Dorothy J Heydt]

In article <XnsA84B851C590...@69.16.179.42>,

Define "person." Note that "corporation" does not qualify in my
book.

[Dorothy J Heydt]

In article <c4ef65de-b07c-4b8f...@googlegroups.com>,

You just now figured that out?

[Dorothy J Heydt]

*plonk*

[Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy]

djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
news:p0z4v...@kithrup.com:

Dumbasses don't, in mine.

[hanson]

"ClitDory J Heydt" <djh...@kithrup.com> is a
Progressive liberal Antifa Bitch who cranked herself
because hanson <han...@quick.net> wrote:

[The Starmaker]

It's how i read it...Dorothy wrote:


"wow, that thing passed near something hot and
massive, and not only got melted, but was subjected to really
strong tides which stretched it out into that elongated shape."

and she puts it in quotes..


It looked like porn writing, 'i know it when it see it'.

She starts off with "WOW", then she says;

that thing passed near something hot and
massive

and not only got melted

but was subjected to really
strong tides

which stretched it out into


that elongated shape."

It's porngraphy! Call the police and arrest this girl!!


Men need to be ...empowered.


Okay, don't arrest her, let me slap her a few times...

she'll know her place.


The problem with society today is you guys forgot how to slap a woman.


I never met a woman who didn't need a slap in the face, once or twice.


Now they are gettin out of controll and it's Yous guys fault.

[Robert Carnegie]

His sins are numerous, evident, and chronic, but I thought
that on this occasion a specific remark was called for.

[The Starmaker]

Good News! The engines are not broken and the passengers are safe.


https://www.wired.com/story/oumuamua-probably-isnt-a-spaceshipbut-it-could-have-passengers/




Is it science or science fiction????



...when they run out of science, then they turn to science fiction.


(they figure you guys don't know the difference)

(all the science guys want is a new telescope from Popular Mechamics magazine)


a billion dollar telescope that can see the ends of the universe but cannot see our Moon

[The Starmaker]

Is it ...rotating now?

[Hägar]

"The Starmaker" wrote in message news:5A3158...@ix.netcom.com...

>>> snip <<<

Unlike our nation's train engineers, Aliens do slow their vehicles
down when approaching a sharp turn, as they are about to
execute around the Sun, for that much needed re-charge and
slingshot speed pickup.

[The Starmaker]

When the aliens say "Take me to your leader", I will direct them to
Donald Trump, not the

fbi
cia
clinton
weinstein
cnn
cbs
nbc
puketin
chinkna

really, no one else can be trusted.

[The Starmaker]

Get on the bus, gus...what time does the bus get here?


http://www.newsweek.com/panspermia-mysterious-asteroid-oumuamua-could-be-galactic-bus-carrying-life-754660




believe it or not there are strange looking people on the bus...


why are they staring at me????

[The Starmaker]

The Starmaker wrote:
>
> Is it ...rotating now?

According to (#FakeScienceNews)...




"This is a slowly spinning skyscraper..."


http://www.sci-tech-today.com/news/Oumuamua-Covered-in--Carbon-Gunk-/story.xhtml?story_id=1110069ZPJ7I



On another planet somewhere they are missing a bus or the Empire State Building!




These 'NASA people' will milk this cow to death...



This is how Science works...they smoke a joint and come up
with a new theory.


They are not finished with this...


(these 'science guys' grew up reading science fiction)




Why don't they just call it ...The Trump Tower????



The Starmaker



instead of a stupid name like...Oumuamua.

[The Starmaker]

The Truth is...it's just a rock.



It's just...a rock.

[Michael A Terrell]

The Starmaker wrote:
> Get on the bus, gus...what time does the bus get here?
>
>
> http://www.newsweek.com/panspermia-mysterious-asteroid-oumuamua-could-be-galactic-bus-carrying-life-754660
>
>
>
>
> believe it or not there are strange looking people on the bus...
>
>
> why are they staring at me????

Because you're naked, drooling and your cage reeks of the messes
you've made.

[The Starmaker]

How did 'they' come up with the name...Oumuamua?


Its name means "a messenger from afar arriving first" in Hawaiian.



So, it's name was created to make it appear it is a message from another planet...it's just a fraud.


All science is fraud.


Is there intelligence life on Earth? Let me take an IQ test and see....


i bet a monkey can get a higher score than me...


(it was the monkey that created the IQ test)


How many bananas on a tree?


WHOA! I no think i'm gonna pass da test..