It's not about who looks like him, it's who the most people want to
see...
THE ULMER SCALE�S TOP 10 STARS
[in studio-level movies]
Will Smith 96
Johnny Dep 95
Brad Pitt 88
Tom Hanks 87
George Clooney 86
Will Ferrell 85
Reese Witherspoon 85
Nicholas Cage 84
Leonardo DiCaprio 81
Russell Crowe 81
Most people today want to see Will Smith...he probably can play Frank
Sinatra but there might
be a problem with the color of his ...eyes.
How about Nicholas Cage? He's got blue eyes!
I mean, what teenage girl wants to see a Frank Sinatra movie?
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Before I buy Di Caprio as Sinatra, I'd buy him as Frank Sinatra Jr. Or
Sammy Davis Jr. Or Shirley MacLaine.
But not as Ol' Blue Eyes.
Ellen Degeneres as Sinatra. That's my vote.
Can she sing "These Boots Are Made for Walking"?
You call that singing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRkovnss7sg
I meant Degeneres as Frank, not Nancy. I don't think she could play
Nancy......
LOL... I didn't have time to respond to posts but I just had to
respond to yours.... great humor!
DiCaprio does have his physical demeanor and stature and facial
similarity. Both of them are light set and have a thunder to their
presence.
Really? Wow...you're easy.
Ya think?
If both Ellen Degeneres and DiCaprio can both play Frank Sinatra, then
Ellen Degeneres can play Howard Hughes...and Gangs of New York, ..
Agreed.
She turns the corner, walks into a McDonalds and orders some fries
without incident.
Yes. I like it.
Then she yells, "Take me to the leader of the BOA Neo-Nutsie Internet
Movement!"
[The next scene definitely requires the speedos.]
Beneath the setting sun a man in speedos walks the beach kicking up
sand with his cane.
[It worked for Mel Brooks....]
Hmm. This may create a techinical difficulty. The weight of the medals
may weigh down the speedos.
The BOA Constrictor
That's my working title.
One man, one mission and one million mortgages.
AHAHA.
You know what this means, don't you?
He's going to need a cape.
Why is he so funny?
Honestly, java dribbles from my lips with every giggle.
Captain Grill Master.
Speedos, a cape, a grill and a quarter pound o' beef.
Did you know that Frank Sinatra was a "member" of the Mafia?
http://foia.fbi.gov/foiaindex/sinatra.htm
Just in 'Part 1a'..his name is listed with every well known Mafia guy...and
he commits crimes with them...the guy was a bum.
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Ah, you've given me a great idea. Hamburger Flash Mob. Everyone send
him a hamburger.
Fake rubber hamburgers are acceptable. Just the wrapper would be
pretty funny.
Ready, set, go.
[Our slogan is: It's not fast food, it's a Speedo Burger.]
Yes.
You'll need financing. Get the mortgage guy on the phone. Your destiny
is calling.
That's how Bullock fell into the TRAP.
Whaddya think about Monster Burger?
i'm pretty sure you got a monster burger...
I think Monster Burger works. Evil. Corporate.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Meanie Hamburger Men.
Hey! I've just read that Jesse's been making some interesting tapes!
Monster Burger is spot on!
Put a fork in James. He's done.
"Hi, there. Meet the friend of Mr. Nazi Fetish."
The way Hollywood makes movies and TV you would think Holocaust Rememberance day was everyday!
Will Iran pulease finish building that bomb and give us something to *really* Rememberance!!
I heard, Obama is going to freeze Iran asset in the U.S., Iran has like a bank account with 2 dollars in it...freeze it!!!
Don't let them touch that 2 dollars!
That will show them...
Tough sanctions...anotherwords...help Iran build the bomb.
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Captain Nazi Fetish is working on it.
[And his buddy L8. Dayum.]
HE IS SUCH A FREAK !!!!
HE IS SUCH A FREAK !!!!
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
YOU BRING THAT NUMBER DOWN RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[I really hate him.]
That's the wrong direction.
Guess what? It wasn't the orange guy.
BRING THE NUMBER DOWN !!!!!!!!!
Still the wrong direction.
[Well, at least it finally dawned on me....]
Christ.
[That, there, is mutual.]
He's going to keep it up, ad infinitum. BAHT, he's been limited.
Which brings us back to Bullock. How long until she finally reemerges?
The phone calls aren't working, the rehab stint not working, I'm
guessing a good year.
Keep away from the notoriety seeking 'reality' people.
Who think they're screenwriters.
Well, if Iran bombs Israel, ..that might take a little attention off
her..for a couple of days.
But she ain't going to the supermarket..where is she gonna go?
Let her stay home in bed all they like all the stars do...
So much for his inspirational role. The real former screenwriter is
stepping away from that.
Not the software developer non-jew reporter wannabe, though.
Utawh.
Okay, that face is like the result of inbreeding.
Wow. My eyes are bleeding.
And he's plugging realtors.
Maybe he knows if it's a buyers or a sellers market.....
I mean WHAT IS THAT? It looks like someone sat on his face and forgot
to get up.
Oh, no, tax talk.
Everyone evaculate the building!
And Canada, naturally.
Nice. Accounting without an accounting degree or CPA cert.
And then they wonder why....
Since 1995, yet.
Wack-a-doodles.
I dunno. Must be the redneck way of life.
If you haven't lived in Colorado, Utah or Michigan, you just won't
understand.....
OMIGAH.
Sorry, kiddo. Pulling usenet kooks out of your pocket isn't impressive.
Did you read that advice, Mr. Nosy? Oh, you know he did.
Holocaust Rememberance day April 11th is another way of saying
"We're not going to let you fuckin forget untill you kill us all!"
April 11th is a day of, ...celebration, isn't it?
It's "Love Hitler Day"!
Believe it or not, most Americans Love Hitler...
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/MechanixIllustrated/6-1953/med_hitler_stamps.jpg
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Most Americans also believe an order fulfiller for Amazon should be
filling orders for Amazon.
And THEN you have to wonder what types of information idiots like that
have access to.
You cannot give me one good reason why Not to Love Hitler...not one!
Eh, can it.
[Alrighty, sweet cheeks. Have your forum.]
I think I've made my sensitive viewpoint perfectly clear.
And, yes, it was good for me. Let's be friends.
C'mon, say it with me, sweetie, "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."
[Lives to piss me off.]
Not surprisingly, the comparision between Hitler and the behavior of
our military seems common.
Naturally, I couldn't watch the pilots gunning down innocent people,
laughing callously, but I hear it was horrendous.