WHAT'S UP, ED?
Ed Conrad
Here's a brief list of organizations "scientists" and
other individuals who have been giving Ed Conrad
a royal screwing for almost three decades, denying
that he has discovered petrified human remains
between coal veins.
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< THE FRESHER UPPER
http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
< An Xray of Poor Ed's Private Parts
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/3/1/1/coke_rectal.jpg
Smithsonian Institution
Raymond Rye II -- museum specialist in its Department of
Paleobiology
Robert W. Purdy -- Collections Management, Vertebrate Paleontology
Dick Fiske -- Secretary of the Smithsonian in the early 1980s when Ed
got it up the old wazoo w/o Vaseline. Also, a past director of the
Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History
Margaret Hird -- Fiske's Special Assistant who wrote a monumental lie
about Ed Conrad to a U.S. congressman
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Penn State University
Roger Cuffey -- professor of paleontology
Robert B. Eckhardt -- anthropologist and now
professor of developmental genetics and
evolutionary morphology
Charles Pitts -- chairman, Dept. of Entomology
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University of Pennsylvania
Alan Mann
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Johns Hopkins University
Allan Walker
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Paul Myers - Uiversity of Minnesota
(crime against mankind commited while at Temple U.)
Andrew McRae
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Paleontological Research Institute
John Chiment
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David Iain Greig -- moderator of talk.origins
sci.bio.evolution
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University of California - Berkeley
McGill University -- Montreal
Concordia University -- Montreal
Drexel University
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The Vatican
Google
Wikipedia
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American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Anthropological Association
American Museum of Natural History
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
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Archaeological Institute of America
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
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This poem is dedicated to them.
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< CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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For nearly 30 years the tenured fossils of the Scientific
Establishment have adamantly denied that I've discovered petrified
bones, teeth and even soft organs (SOME HUMAN) between coal veins.
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Physical anthropologists, paleontologists, archaeologists, geologists
-- birds of a feather who ssnort together -- have adamantly insisted
they are nothing more than rocks or concretions.
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The only problem is that a wide variety of state-of-the-art testing
has confirmed that some of the fossils are indeed humans despite what
the "Scoundrels of Science" say.
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You see, members of the cientific "academia" and others attempting to
protect their vested interests have absolutely no desire to search
for
truth regarding man's true origin and ancestry.
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All they've ever wanted to do -- and have done -- is protect their
vested asses, singing Glory Hallelujah about the utter crap and
mythology known as evolution.
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So I think it's time that we step into the ring and conclusively
separate scientific truth from pseudoscience pablum by re-testing the
two specimens that American Medical Laboratories (AML) determined
contain dried blood.
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A re-test would reveal that the prestigious lab is absolutely correct
(and so am I), that these two specimens are neither rocks nor
concretions but, in fact, fossils of men (or women) who inhabited the
earth while coal was being formed 280 million years ago. See, you
can't find dried blood in a rock.
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Now then, I hereby challenge the Scientific Establishment to put its
reputation where its mouth is and agree to have similiar testing done
before the eyes of the world, hopefully on live TV.
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IF it refuses, you'll know it is as guilty as sin, a message I've
been
delivering for 29 years.
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These squirmin' vermin, who wouldn't recognize truth if they tripped
over it, have long claimed that I'm a dreamer and hallucinator, but
the results of a re-test will establish conclusively that my
accusations of their deceit, deception, conspiracy and collusion are
indeed correct.
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Here are the two specimens to be re-tested:
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," had personally examined and tested the top specimen and
identified it as calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken
off.
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The second specimen hardly needs an expert in comparative human
anatomy to tell us what it undoubtedly must be, since even a second-
grader can see the obvious similarity.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague while
< examining and identifying the calvarium
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories, after testing both specimens, stated
in
its Official Report that both contain dried blood via Calulus by
Crystallography.
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The Official Report was authorized by Nathan Sherman, Nathan Sherman,
M.D., Director of Laboratories.
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Meanwhile, confirmation of petrified bone was obtained from Dr,
Geoffrey Bourne,
longtime director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center.
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It also should be noted that interior surface features are identiical
t bone at 2,000 times magnification via a scanning electronic
microscope.
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The URL is the SEM hoto of the speicmen that Krogman had identified
as
a tibia.
identified as a tibia
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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Last but certainly not least, the URL also reveals photos of the
presence of Haversianj canals, the tell-tale indicator of bone.
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If the Pseudoscientific Establishment agrees to the above challenge
--
which, of course, it won't --It'll finally establish beyond all doubt
that man IS as old as coal, that evolution is a pipe dream and that
the so-called "scientists"
-- the sleazeballs -- involved in searching
for answers about man's true origin and ancestry are phonier than a
counterfeit $4 bill.
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
and
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH,
AND SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN --
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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More Pix of Human Skull Embedded in Boulder
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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< WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
Whoops! Maybe THIS is is the Oldest Tool . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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OTHER FOSSILS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath
Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or sprinkle lightly with Viagra).
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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Ed Conrad takes a break while digging for petrified human fossils.
http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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Ed Conrad and his trusty Husky named Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
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< DON'T SAVE THE WHALE
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
-- Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300...
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
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Ignore this line. It doesn't mean diddly.
http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html
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See. I told you.
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This is a brief list of organizations and individuals
who still believe Ed Conrad has rocks in his head.
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Wall Street Industrial Averages
Pastor Terry Jones
Smithsonian Mental Institution
Penn State University
60 Minutes
The Estate of Charles Darwin
Harvard University
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
American Anthropological Association
Billo Reilly Glenn Beck Sean "Ins" Hannity (joint entry)
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Liz Cheney
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Lady Gaga
Geraldo Rivera
British Petroleum BP
Larry King (But you can call me "The")
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Wayne Clough Secretary of Smithsonian
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
The Grim Reaper
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
Isaac Newton
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Forensic Files
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request))
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
Sonia of Operation Repo
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Predators Socety -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
Brad Guth
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
sci.med.pathology
Karl Rove
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
American Journal of Pathology
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Michael Moore
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Bill Maher
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
President Obama
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
New York Daily News
Reno 911 Police Dept .
New York Post
New York Daily Mirror
Newsday
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Benny Hill
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Former President Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
Karl Walmart
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Deepwater Horizon
The View
Jeff Rense
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Charles Manson
Matthew Mark Luke and Jack
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Most recent FBI photo of The Ignorant Prick
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
Brad Guth
> <
> Here's a brief list of organizations "scientists" and
> other individuals who have been giving Ed Conrad
> a royal screwing for almost three decades, denying
> that he has discovered petrified human remains
> between coal veins.
> <
> < An Xray of Poor Ed's Private Partshttp://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/3/1/1/coke_rectal.jpg
> and
> MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://www.edconrad.com
> <
> =================
> <
> OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH,
> AND SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN --
> FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
> <
> More Pix of Human Skull Embedded in Boulder
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPGhttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
> ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
> <
> Whoops! Maybe THIS is is the Oldest Tool . . .http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
> <
> OTHER FOSSILS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
> <
> A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
> <
> ================================
> <
> WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
> <
> Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
> beneath
> Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
> comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
> evidence of a catastrophe.
> <
> Click on the URL to make it larger (or sprinkle lightly with Viagra).
> <
> < THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
> < "Oh, the Humanity"
> <http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
> <
> ==========================
> <
> <
> Ed Conrad and his trusty Husky named Blue.http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
> <
> < DON'T SAVE THE WHALEhttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
> <
> RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
> -- Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan --
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
> <http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300...
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
> <http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
> <
> "We can forgive a child
> who is afraid of the dark.
> The real tragedy of life
> is when men are afraid
> of the light." -- Plato
> <
> "You're not only fighting
> the man in the ring, Ed.
> You're also fighting the
> referee and the three judges."
> -- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
> <
> <
> See. I told you.
> <
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I got your "old as coal" stuff, and it all looks great (including that
sample of 270 million year old coal)
Makes one wonder what other archeological treasures have long been
destroyed and/or burned up as just part of all that nasty coal that
Big Energy uses to create as much toxic pollution as possible.
I'll try a few tactical quotes and links back to this and other "Ed
Conrad" topics.
If there's such a thing as kosher flypaper, it seems your topics are
about as good of sticky flypaper as it gets. It seems you've many
times caught rabbi Saul Levy and his illegitimate son Hagar that are
two of the biggest flies. Bert is just a kinda old fart and very set
in his ways, but otherwise he's honest and reasonably kind to topic
contributors like yourself. Currently the local authorities of
Florida are trying to put him in prison for mouthing off about their
local debauchery.
~ BG
Brad Guth
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> Here is Ed Conrad teaching his wisdom to others.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQNRVzxZ8KI&feature=fvst
You offer living proof that Ed's topics as kosher flypaper is the
best.
~ BG