In article <jbolq2$664$
1...@dont-email.me>, John Mc <
Jo...@tdcogre.com> wrote:
> I got them all. Of course, there would have been dire consequences if
> I'd flubbed #9.
>
> The age test (answers and scoring below):
>
>
> 1. Name the Beatles (First names).
> _John____________
> _Paul____________
> _George__________
> _Ringo___________
>
> 2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _oh_ _my_ !"
>
> 3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _It's _Howdy_Doody_time.
>
> 4. What do M&M's do? _melt_in_your mouth, not_ in__ your
> hand.
>
> 5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _____ _____.
??
> 6. Long before he was Mohamed Ali, we knew him as Cassius
> _Clay.
>
> 7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, _when you brush
> with Pepsodent.
>
> 8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy."
> But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend,
> ________G.______. (His favorite expression was "What - me work!!!")
??
> 9. M-I-C. . .See ya' real soon; K-E-Y. . . _____? ____ _____
> _____ _____!
??
> 10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____."
??
> 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _over thirty_.
> 12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line:
> "I wonder, wonder, who _wrote _the__ _book _of__ love____?"
> 13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-
> huh,huh...yeah; what is it good for? _Absolutely nothing_."
>
> 14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending
> battle for truth, justice, and _the_ _American way_.
>
> 15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best
> quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a
> television commercial wearing women's pantyhose. He is Broadway ___ ______.
??
> 16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to
> the finish, ____ ____ ____ ___ ____. I'm Popeye the sailor man."
??
> 17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by
> Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by
> _____ ______.
some female
> 18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a
> ne'er-do-well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of
> parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an
> unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother
> Martin) used his experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and
> explained, "What we have here, _is_ _failyuh to communicate_."
>
> 19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a
> race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics."Just
> think, you won't have _Dick Nixon_ to kick around anymore."
Or maybe "Tricky Dick".
> 20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive. He stood six
> foot six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the
> hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip, _____ _____ ____, ____
> ____ ____."
??
> 21. "I found my thrill, _on Blueberry Hill_."
>
> 22. _____ ______ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ______
> __ __."
??
> 23. "Good night, David." "____ ____,____."
??
> 24. "Liar, liar, _pants on fire_."
>
> 25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today.
> ____! ____ ____ ____ ____."
??
> 26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the
> enemy, and _he is us_.
>
> ANSWERS:
>
> >1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
> >2. Oh, my
> >3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
> >4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
> >5. Wonder Bread
> >6. Cassius Clay
> >7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
> >8. Maynard G. Krebbs
> >9. Why? Because we like you.
> >10. A little dab'll do ya.
> >11. over 30
> >12. who wrote the book of love
> >13. Absolutely nothin'
> >14. the American way
> >15. Joe Namath
> >16. "cause I eats me spinach"
> >17. Mary Martin
> >18. is a failure to communicate
> >19. Richard Nixon
> >20. to Big John, Big Bad John
> >21. On Blueberry Hill
> >22. Jimmy Durante - Wherever you are.
> >23. Good night, Chet.
> >24. pants on fire
> >25. Smile you're on Candid Camera
> >26. he is us
>
> SCORING:
>
> >24-26 correct - You're probably 50+ years old
> >20-23 correct - Most likely in your 40's
> >15-19 correct - Are we in our 30's?
> >10-14 correct - Must be in your 20's!!
> > 1- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude?
Hmm, it says I'm in my late 20s. That'd be nice...
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says, "I don't know about this place. Last time I went in there, I lost
an electron." The second atom says, "Don't worry, I'll keep my ion you."