[Set of Funny Jokes, Small Interesting Story, Motivational Quote, Inspirational Articles, Cartoons] “Money provokes everything in this world.”-Court Jokes
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Malenadu
Aug 24, 2013, 12:36:25 PM8/24/13
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As a young lawyer
working on my first big case, I was sitting in
Federal District Court watching a prominent attorney question a
witness. The attorney was trying, unsuccessfully, to elicit certain
information.
Federal District Court watching a prominent attorney question a
witness. The attorney was trying, unsuccessfully, to elicit certain
information.
Finally the judge
turned to the witness and asked a question that
prompted the appropriate response. "Thank you, your honor," the attorney said. "How is it that you were able to get to the crux of the matter with one question after I had tried three times?"
prompted the appropriate response. "Thank you, your honor," the attorney said. "How is it that you were able to get to the crux of the matter with one question after I had tried three times?"
"Easy,"
replied the judge. "I'm not paid by the hour."
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Posted By Malenadu to Set of Funny Jokes, Small Interesting Story, Motivational Quote, Inspirational Articles, Cartoons at 8/24/2013 10:06:00 PM
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