Cold Front Coming Through North Carolona, USA

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

Cold front coming through North Carolina, USA today and
it's supposed to be in the upper fifties by the wee hours
of the morning.

So much for the so-called heat wave. So much for the
FAKE global warming and the nut cases who believe it.

Darlene says it's going to be very hot in Edmunton,
Alberta Canada???? So how can that be when a cold
front from there is now passing through here? I think
Darlene's lying.

--
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Nadegda, kensi and Pandora » the three are easily
ignored misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.

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On 2019-07-23 9:07 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>
> Cold front coming through North Carolina, USA today and
> it's supposed to be in the upper fifties by the wee hours
> of the morning.
>
> So much for the so-called heat wave. So much for the
> FAKE global warming and the nut cases who believe it.
>
> Darlene says it's going to be very hot in Edmunton,
> Alberta Canada???? So how can that be when a cold
> front from there is now passing through here? I think
> Darlene's lying.
>

Hot spot in Alberta: 29.8 °C
85.6 °F
Irvine
Cold spot in Alberta: 14.1 °C
57.4 °F
Willow Creek (Jasper National Park)

Hot spot in Canada: 31.4 °C
88.5 °F
Cross Lake Jenpeg, MB
Cold spot in Canada: -1.4 °C
29.5 °F
Sachs Harbour Airport, NT

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On 2019-07-23 9:07 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>

> Cold front coming through North Carolina, USA today and
> it's supposed to be in the upper fifties by the wee hours
> of the morning.
>
> So much for the so-called heat wave. So much for the
> FAKE global warming and the nut cases who believe it.
>
> Darlene says it's going to be very hot in Edmunton,
> Alberta Canada???? So how can that be when a cold
> front from there is now passing through here? I think
> Darlene's lying.
>

so what , what a stupid post

[The Doctor]

Must be Idlehnad's influence.
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[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

On Tue, 23 Jul 2019, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>In article <cd41n6....@news.alt.net>, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

>>On 2019-07-23, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>
>>> Cold front coming through North Carolina, USA today and
>>> it's supposed to be in the upper fifties by the wee hours
>>> of the morning.
>>>
>>> So much for the so-called heat wave. So much for the
>>> FAKE global warming and the nut cases who believe it.
>>>
>>> Darlene says it's going to be very hot in Edmunton,
>>> Alberta Canada???? So how can that be when a cold
>>> front from there is now passing through here? I think
>>> Darlene's lying.
>>>
>>so what , what a stupid post
>
>Must be Idlehnad's influence.

Idlehands needs a big cock rammed down her feminist
throat.

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On 2019-07-23 3:49 p.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> On Tue, 23 Jul 2019, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article <cd41n6....@news.alt.net>, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On 2019-07-23, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Cold front coming through North Carolina, USA today and
>>>> it's supposed to be in the upper fifties by the wee hours
>>>> of the morning.
>>>>
>>>> So much for the so-called heat wave. So much for the
>>>> FAKE global warming and the nut cases who believe it.
>>>>
>>>> Darlene says it's going to be very hot in Edmunton,
>>>> Alberta Canada???? So how can that be when a cold
>>>> front from there is now passing through here? I think
>>>> Darlene's lying.
>>>>
>>> so what , what a stupid post
>>
>> Must be Idlehnad's influence.
>
> Idlehands needs a big cock rammed down her feminist
> throat.
>

so you won't be giving him what he needs then

[The Doctor]

Got you.

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[mixed nuts]

He just plain ain't all that bright.

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[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

I thought he was a wurdsmythe?

[vallor]

Gerg is the guy that was saying the Earth had shifted on its axis, due to
his solar observations.

(Should someone inform him that that fact has been in the news constantly
for several months, and ask how he missed it?)

--
-v

[Colonel Edmund J. Burke]

On 7/23/2019 3:16 PM, The Doctor wrote:
> In article <cd41n6....@news.alt.net>, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 2019-07-23 9:07 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>
>>> Cold front coming through North Carolina, USA today and
>>> it's supposed to be in the upper fifties by the wee hours
>>> of the morning.
>>>
>>> So much for the so-called heat wave. So much for the
>>> FAKE global warming and the nut cases who believe it.
>>>
>>> Darlene says it's going to be very hot in Edmunton,
>>> Alberta Canada???? So how can that be when a cold
>>> front from there is now passing through here? I think
>>> Darlene's lying.
>>>
>> so what , what a stupid post
>
> Must be Idlehnad's influence.
>

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go have a cape breeze

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

On 24 Jul 2019 03:29:20 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
<...>

>Gerg is the guy that was saying the Earth had shifted on its axis, due to
>his solar observations.
>
>(Should someone inform him that that fact has been in the news constantly
>for several months, and ask how he missed it?)

No, you are misinformed. I'm claiming that my visual observations
of where the Sun rises and sets on the horizon is different than it
has been in years past. On a given summer day this is very obvious.
The Sun rises and sets noticeably farther north than in the past years
of my life. The only way this can be is if the Earth's rotational axis
has shifted so the angle of the tilt is more vertical than before.

You seem to be confusing all the recent hype about a magnetic
pole shift which would have no effect upon where the Sun sets
or rises on the horizon on any given day compared to say, ten
years ago. Shifting of the Earth's magnetic north pole is an
internal matter which affects the external magnetic lines of force
and the position of the north magnetic pole.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article <60qgjedvvvmlnatj5...@4ax.com>,
greg...@home.fake says...

>
> On 24 Jul 2019 03:29:20 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
> <...>
>
> >Gerg is the guy that was saying the Earth had shifted on its axis, due to
> >his solar observations.
> >
> >(Should someone inform him that that fact has been in the news constantly
> >for several months, and ask how he missed it?)
>
> No, you are misinformed. I'm claiming that my visual observations
> of where the Sun rises and sets on the horizon is different than it
> has been in years past. On a given summer day this is very obvious.
> The Sun rises and sets noticeably farther north than in the past years
> of my life. The only way this can be is if the Earth's rotational axis
> has shifted so the angle of the tilt is more vertical than before.
>
> You seem to be confusing all the recent hype about a magnetic
> pole shift which would have no effect upon where the Sun sets
> or rises on the horizon on any given day compared to say, ten
> years ago. Shifting of the Earth's magnetic north pole is an
> internal matter which affects the external magnetic lines of force
> and the position of the north magnetic pole.

Maybe global warming did it, and we're all doomed.

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On 2019-07-24 7:32 a.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <60qgjedvvvmlnatj5...@4ax.com>,
> greg...@home.fake says...
>
>
>>
>> On 24 Jul 2019 03:29:20 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>> <...>
>>
>>> Gerg is the guy that was saying the Earth had shifted on its axis, due to
>>> his solar observations.
>>>
>>> (Should someone inform him that that fact has been in the news constantly
>>> for several months, and ask how he missed it?)
>>
>> No, you are misinformed. I'm claiming that my visual observations
>> of where the Sun rises and sets on the horizon is different than it
>> has been in years past. On a given summer day this is very obvious.
>> The Sun rises and sets noticeably farther north than in the past years
>> of my life. The only way this can be is if the Earth's rotational axis
>> has shifted so the angle of the tilt is more vertical than before.
>>
>> You seem to be confusing all the recent hype about a magnetic
>> pole shift which would have no effect upon where the Sun sets
>> or rises on the horizon on any given day compared to say, ten
>> years ago. Shifting of the Earth's magnetic north pole is an
>> internal matter which affects the external magnetic lines of force
>> and the position of the north magnetic pole.
>
> Maybe global warming did it, and we're all doomed.
>

all he's saying is he doesn't blow his pole as good in a north window ,
as he does in a south window , i'll bet it's the exposure

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 07:32:45 -0700, Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <60qgjedvvvmlnatj5...@4ax.com>, greg...@home.fake says...
>> On 24 Jul 2019 03:29:20 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>> <...>
>>
>> >Gerg is the guy that was saying the Earth had shifted on its axis, due to
>> >his solar observations.
>> >
>> >(Should someone inform him that that fact has been in the news constantly
>> >for several months, and ask how he missed it?)
>>
>> No, you are misinformed. I'm claiming that my visual observations
>> of where the Sun rises and sets on the horizon is different than it
>> has been in years past. On a given summer day this is very obvious.
>> The Sun rises and sets noticeably farther north than in the past years
>> of my life. The only way this can be is if the Earth's rotational axis
>> has shifted so the angle of the tilt is more vertical than before.
>>
>> You seem to be confusing all the recent hype about a magnetic
>> pole shift which would have no effect upon where the Sun sets
>> or rises on the horizon on any given day compared to say, ten
>> years ago. Shifting of the Earth's magnetic north pole is an
>> internal matter which affects the external magnetic lines of force
>> and the position of the north magnetic pole.
>
>Maybe global warming did it, and we're all doomed.

That might be the case. According to kensi and Nads,
billions of tons of ice have already melted off the
poles, the majority of which melt has been from the
North Pole.

This would make the North Pole significantly lighter
and a bottom-heavy Earth would tend to stand up
straighter.

I wonder why the WarmingTards aren't crying
bloody murder about this?

[vallor]

On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 10:23:20 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> On 24 Jul 2019 03:29:20 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
> <...>
>
>>Gerg is the guy that was saying the Earth had shifted on its axis, due
>>to his solar observations.
>>
>>(Should someone inform him that that fact has been in the news
>>constantly for several months, and ask how he missed it?)
>
> No, you are misinformed. I'm claiming that my visual observations of
> where the Sun rises and sets on the horizon is different than it has
> been in years past. On a given summer day this is very obvious. The Sun
> rises and sets noticeably farther north than in the past years of my
> life. The only way this can be is if the Earth's rotational axis has
> shifted so the angle of the tilt is more vertical than before.

This is essentially what I said, but with more details of in which
direction you think the shift occurred.

>
> You seem to be confusing all the recent hype about a magnetic pole shift

No, I am not. I meant your hypothesis of a shift in Earth's physical
rotational axis.

> which would have no effect upon where the Sun sets or rises on the
> horizon on any given day compared to say, ten years ago. Shifting of
> the Earth's magnetic north pole is an internal matter which affects the
> external magnetic lines of force and the position of the north magnetic
> pole.

--

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next you could axe gerg how he's noting where the sun rises and sets in "years past" when he hasn't been at his new place in "the mountains" for very long at all.

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[vallor]

This is fascinating.

Why would "a bottom-heavy Earth" (as you put it) "tend to stand up
straighter"?

>
> I wonder why the WarmingTards aren't crying bloody murder about this?

Think about it: You must have missed the memo!

--
-v

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by

Checkmate! In article <gprhg8...@mid.individual.net>, val...@cultnix.org
says...

Do you know why we only see one side of the moon?

[Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛]

On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 10:15:39 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; The Pathetic
Anti-Muslim Wannabe Homegrown Terrorist Posting as "💩
<ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great

importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in

<MPG.37a2321...@news.altopia.com>:

🐸 Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
🐸 💩! In article <gprhg8...@mid.individual.net>,

🐸 val...@cultnix.org says...
🐸
🐸
🐸 🐸 On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 11:04:43 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

🐸 🐸 🐸 On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 07:32:45 -0700, 💩 <ricks...@gmail.com>

do you have google?

[Skeeter]

In article <MPG.37a2321...@news.altopia.com>, ricksabian1
@gmail.com says...

So Pink Floyd could make an album?

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <MPG.37a24e7e2...@news.eternal-september.org>,
l...@qmail.com says...

I guess that could be one reason...

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africans

[vallor]

Of course: it is tidally-locked, so that its rotation matches its orbit
(with a few degrees of slop -- "libration").

What does that have to do with gergle's hilarious gaff?

--
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not much

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <gprs66...@mid.individual.net>, val...@cultnix.org

Yes, but what enabled it to be tidally locked to any particular hemisphere in
the first place? Why doesn't it eventually manage to wander much from the side
we see?

> What does that have to do with gergle's hilarious gaff?

A real-life situation that loosely relates to Greg's hilarious gaff.

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On 24 Jul 2019 20:08:39 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; vallor <val...@cultnix.org>

determined that the following was of great importance and subsequently
decided to freely share it with us in

<gprs66...@mid.individual.net>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 10:15:39 -0700, 💩 wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 💩! In article <gprhg8...@mid.individual.net>,

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ val...@cultnix.org says...
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 11:04:43 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 07:32:45 -0700, 💩 <ricks...@gmail.com>

gerg isn't very good at keeping his lies straight.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <cd73i3....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
says...

But a little, which will be revealed later.

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gerk's already been revealed

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

Listen, you two fools. The Earth orbits the Sun. The axial
tilt of the Earth causes the South pole to face more towards
the Sun from the Spring Soltice to the Fall Solstice. So half
a year the South pole is affected by the Sun's gravity which
is slowing the rotation of the Earth by pulling on roughly
the Tropic of Capricorn. Given that the South Pole is heavier
than the North Pole due to a continent and more ice being
there, more slowing of the Earth's rotation is caused by the
South Pole's extra mass (and thus extra gravitational pull)
than the North Pole and the more the extra gravitational
attraction succeeds the more the South Pole faces the
Sun.

The Earth then *wobbles* and the wobble affects the
precession of the axial wobble and is now causing the
circle of that precession to become farther north in
relation to the Plane of the Ecliptic.

HTH.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 16:55:49 -0400, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greg...@home.fake> wrote:

<...>

>Listen, you two fools. The Earth orbits the Sun. The axial
>tilt of the Earth causes the South pole to face more towards
>the Sun from the Spring Soltice to the Fall Solstice. So half

Correction: vice versa...

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On 2019-07-24 2:15 p.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 16:55:49 -0400, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>> Listen, you two fools. The Earth orbits the Sun. The axial
>> tilt of the Earth causes the South pole to face more towards
>> the Sun from the Spring Soltice to the Fall Solstice. So half
>
> Correction: vice versa...
>
>> a year the South pole is affected by the Sun's gravity which
>> is slowing the rotation of the Earth by pulling on roughly
>> the Tropic of Capricorn. Given that the South Pole is heavier
>> than the North Pole due to a continent and more ice being
>> there, more slowing of the Earth's rotation is caused by the
>> South Pole's extra mass (and thus extra gravitational pull)
>> than the North Pole and the more the extra gravitational
>> attraction succeeds the more the South Pole faces the
>> Sun.
>>
>> The Earth then *wobbles* and the wobble affects the
>> precession of the axial wobble and is now causing the
>> circle of that precession to become farther north in
>> relation to the Plane of the Ecliptic.
>>
>> HTH.
>

so

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

On Wed, 24 Jul 2019, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On 2019-07-24, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

Sew buttons on your old man's shirt...

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <p3hhjehubrromi1fa...@4ax.com>,
greg...@home.fake says...

...which all ties in with the question I asked Vallor about the orientation of
the moon, so be patient and STFU.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

On Wed, 24 Jul 2019, Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <p3hhjehubrromi1fa...@4ax.com>, greg...@home.fake says...

>> On Wed, 24 Jul 2019, Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > In article <gprs66...@mid.individual.net>, val...@cultnix.org says...

>> >> On Wed, 24 Jul 2019, Checkmate wrote:
>> >> > In article <gprhg8...@mid.individual.net>,val...@cultnix.org says...
>> >> >> On Wed, 24 Jul 2019, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

>> >> >> > On Wed, 24 Jul 2019, Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> In article <60qgjedvvvmlnatj5...@4ax.com>, greg...@home.fake says...

Yowsa, Bossa!

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no

[Rob]

On 7/24/2019 3:31 PM, Christine Smith - Private Investigator Edm. wrote:

> It’s is all coming out tonight

"It’s is" - fucking brainless illiterate yokel

[vallor]

A wild surmise would be mass concentrations ("masscons") lining up with
the tidal forces on the moon.

>
>
>> What does that have to do with gergle's hilarious gaff?
>
> A real-life situation that loosely relates to Greg's hilarious gaff.

Not really.

Gerg's gaff is that he calls the world "bottom-heavy", as if there were
gravity pulling "down" on the Earth -- you know, like it was a Christmas
ornament hanging in space or something.

If anything, a mass concentration that made the world "bottom-heavy" would
tend to fling out toward the equator due to centrifugal force, causing a
wobble.

--
-v

[mixed nuts]

The top turtle doesn't like an unbalanced load so eons ago he would have
wiggled and twitched (causing many earthquakes and tsunamis and orogeny
and faulting and subduction) until the heavy spot was on the bottom.

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[Mr On!on]

mixed nuts <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

> On 7/25/2019 6:55 AM, vallor wrote:

[...]

> > Gerg's gaff is that he calls the world "bottom-heavy", as if there were
> > gravity pulling "down" on the Earth -- you know, like it was a Christmas
> > ornament hanging in space or something.
> >
> > If anything, a mass concentration that made the world "bottom-heavy"
> > would tend to fling out toward the equator due to centrifugal force,
> > causing a wobble.
> >
>
> The top turtle doesn't like an unbalanced load so eons ago he would have
> wiggled and twitched (causing many earthquakes and tsunamis and orogeny
> and faulting and subduction) until the heavy spot was on the bottom.
>

Heresy! As any fool knows, the Great Universal On!on
abhors inequality between his various layers, therefore
He makes -each- of His layers identical to both* of its
neighbouring layers.


* Speaking three-dimensionally; higher orders of dimensions
have their own appropriate number - the diligent student
should extrapolate as appropriate.

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much like the way a woman walks

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

On 25 Jul 2019 10:55:52 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:

<...>

>

>Gerg's gaff is that he calls the world "bottom-heavy", as if there were
>gravity pulling "down" on the Earth -- you know, like it was a Christmas
>ornament hanging in space or something.
>
>If anything, a mass concentration that made the world "bottom-heavy" would
>tend to fling out toward the equator due to centrifugal force, causing a
>wobble.

The gravity of the Sun pulls on the Earth and the way
gravity works is it pulls harder on the more massive
portion of a sphere. The South Pole is more massive
so the Sun's gravity pulls more on it. Where the fuck
to you think the wobbling axis of the Earth comes from,
you PUTZ!

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On 2019-07-25 6:42 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> On 25 Jul 2019 10:55:52 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>>
>> Gerg's gaff is that he calls the world "bottom-heavy", as if there were
>> gravity pulling "down" on the Earth -- you know, like it was a Christmas
>> ornament hanging in space or something.
>>
>> If anything, a mass concentration that made the world "bottom-heavy" would
>> tend to fling out toward the equator due to centrifugal force, causing a
>> wobble.
>
> The gravity of the Sun pulls on the Earth and the way
> gravity works is it pulls harder on the more massive
> portion of a sphere. The South Pole is more massive
> so the Sun's gravity pulls more on it. Where the fuck
> to you think the wobbling axis of the Earth comes from,
> you PUTZ!
>

it comes from which ever side nads is standing on

[Skeeter]

In article <gptg5o...@mid.individual.net>, val...@cultnix.org

Bottom heavy means nothing in space.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by

Checkmate! In article <gptg5o...@mid.individual.net>, val...@cultnix.org

It's more than a "wild surmise". The center of gravity in the moon is not
located at the center of its mass.

> >> What does that have to do with gergle's hilarious gaff?
> >
> > A real-life situation that loosely relates to Greg's hilarious gaff.
>
> Not really.
>
> Gerg's gaff is that he calls the world "bottom-heavy", as if there were
> gravity pulling "down" on the Earth -- you know, like it was a Christmas
> ornament hanging in space or something.
>
> If anything, a mass concentration that made the world "bottom-heavy" would
> tend to fling out toward the equator due to centrifugal force, causing a
> wobble.

Couldn't you say that with respect to it's attraction to the Earth, the visible
hemisphere of the moon is its "bottom-heavy" side?

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <MPG.37a383b5c...@news.eternal-september.org>,
l...@qmail.com says...

Then why are there no fat astronauts?

[Skeeter]

In article <MPG.37a37cd...@news.altopia.com>, ricksabian1
@gmail.com says...

They have to eat that space food.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

On Thu, 25 Jul 2019, Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>Couldn't you say that with respect to it's attraction to the Earth, the visible
>hemisphere of the moon is its "bottom-heavy" side?

SPANKY-SPANKY! (tm) on the Vallor.

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the have to get the rocket off the ground

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eeeewww , space food

[vallor]

With respect to its attraction to the Earth, the Moon is in freefall.

I think you meant "tidal forces", which I guess would include your lunar
bottom-heavy part being tugged softly by Mother Earth. HTH. HAND.

--
-v

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get back to the wobble , we need more wobble

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <gpufs0...@mid.individual.net>, val...@cultnix.org
says...

No, I meant exactly what I said... YMMV.

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oh is that what you meant

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <MPG.37a38c26e...@news.eternal-september.org>,

Reminds me of the funniest bit ever:

"In cheerleading, we throw people in the air... and fat people don't go as
high."

https://youtu.be/oha7hSlKr2g

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <cd9oa8....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
says...

Why yes... yes indeedy.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate! In article <cd9o3n....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
says...

https://youtu.be/eIQQyc3lbgs

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that's the oscillating sound that the planet , " nads " makes

[vallor]

On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 09:42:57 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> On 25 Jul 2019 10:55:52 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>
>>Gerg's gaff is that he calls the world "bottom-heavy", as if there were
>>gravity pulling "down" on the Earth -- you know, like it was a Christmas
>>ornament hanging in space or something.
>>
>>If anything, a mass concentration that made the world "bottom-heavy"
>>would tend to fling out toward the equator due to centrifugal force,
>>causing a wobble.
>
> The gravity of the Sun pulls on the Earth and the way gravity works is
> it pulls harder on the more massive portion of a sphere. The South Pole
> is more massive so the Sun's gravity pulls more on it. Where the fuck to
> you think the wobbling axis of the Earth comes from,
> you PUTZ!

In article <0msgje95rh08568cb...@4ax.com>
Gerg wrote:

] That might be the case. According to kensi and Nads,

] billions of tons of ice have already melted off the poles,
] the majority of which melt has been from the North Pole.
]
] This would make the North Pole significantly lighter and a
] bottom-heavy Earth would tend to stand up straighter.

]
] I wonder why the WarmingTards aren't crying
] bloody murder about this?

And now, he realizes his mistake, and he is furiously backpedalling.

He is a very funny man.

--
-v

[vallor]

This subject is obsolete.

Behold:

https://www.wunderground.com/wundermap?lat=34.02&lon=-77.9&cm_ven=localwx_wumap

At 10pm, temps are pretty danged high for nighttime.

--
-v

[Colonel Edmund J. Burke]

On 7/23/2019 7:49 PM, Janithor wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> On 7/23/2019 7:24 PM, mixed nuts wrote:
>> On 7/23/2019 12:21 PM, % wrote:
>>> On 2019-07-23 9:07 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Cold front coming through North Carolina, USA today and
>>>> it's supposed to be in the upper fifties by the wee hours
>>>> of the morning.
>>>>
>>>> So much for the so-called heat wave.  So much for the
>>>> FAKE global warming and the nut cases who believe it.
>>>>
>>>> Darlene says it's going to be very hot in Edmunton,
>>>> Alberta Canada????  So how can that be when a cold
>>>> front from there is now passing through here?  I think
>>>> Darlene's lying.
>>>>
>>> so what , what a stupid post
>>
>> He just plain ain't all that bright.
>
> I thought he was a wurdsmythe?
>

No, I'm the wordsmyth.

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word this