Braves Game Tonight

[Jason Curran]

Is anyone interested in going to the Braves game tonight?

[Phillip Hodges]

No. And fuck Brooks Conrad.

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[Kellum Welton]

I agree on both

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[Kurt Jones]

Group vote - Bigger breakdown yesterday: brooks conrad or the leprechaun? Why?

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[Phillip Hodges]

Conrad. The Lep spent 26 years on the professional level before hanging it up. respectable.

Conrad spent 4 months on the professional level before ass fucking all of Atlanta, no KY.

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[Kellum Welton]

Brooks Conrad no question. The leprechaun let down 11 people after years of first class performance. Brooks Conrad let down 110,000+ people after never really proving himself. 

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On Oct 11, 2010, at 2:25 PM, "Kurt Jones" <kurtw...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Geoff Pope]

Brooks Conrad without a a doubt. The Lep hung in there through thick and thin, no matter what the circumstances were. The Lep left everything it had out there and gave it all. Conrad walked out of the Ted with nothing. He is a bitch..

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[Johnston Oppenheimer]

Brooks "Bill Buckner" Conrad, choke artist of the new millenium. The guy had 3 errors, 2 of which cost us runs. Baseball may be a team sport, but he single-handedly lost that game. I've never heard so much profanity from fan of all ages, and I attended Ole Miss when Ed Orgeron was coach.

 

Unless the Lep shattered the dreams of millions of people from Louisiana to North Carolina, I'd say Brooks had the bigger breakdown. I've seen cross-eyed 4th graders field the ball better. Bring back Glaus or let Prado play with a torn oblique. Or call up Jeff Blauser.

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[Phillip Hodges]

Guess I'll be the first: Brooks. Fucking. Conrad.

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[spen...@gmail.com]

Yeah hge does but so does melky and I think bobby didn't want to win by putting him in

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[bjken...@gmail.com]

Ouch Kurt...ouch.

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[Phillip Hodges]

We've got a jumper at peach and 14th. Colony square.

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[Taff Wren]

Did they jump or what?

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[Johnston Oppenheimer]

Look who just jumped to the top of the going to hell list - its Phil!

[Phillip Hodges]

Not yet

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[Phillip Hodges]

I'm watching. Looks like he's trying to build up courage 

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[bjken...@gmail.com]

Need video

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Subject: Re: Jumper!!!!

[Johnston Oppenheimer]

Which building? Is it 1180 Peachtree?

[Johnston Oppenheimer]

Nevermind, colony square. I bet its a lawyer

[Kellum Welton]

Tell that pussy to do it. 

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[bjken...@gmail.com]

Taff he will probably need a lawyer if he doesn't do it...at least I'd think.

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Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 16:24:29 -0400

[Phillip Hodges]

400 colony square

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[Kellum Welton]

Phil, take a pic or video of it. 

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[Johnston Oppenheimer]

Play that song "Jumper" by 3rd Eye Blind as loud as you can from your office. It should work

[Phillip Hodges]

I just left. I've got video of him sitting on the edge. My coworker is going to take it the rest of the way.

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[bjken...@gmail.com]

Please send it out thanks. Better not be a wmv either.

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Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 16:36:14 -0400

[Phillip Hodges]

Sorry guys. Tried to send 3 videos and they aren't going through. Maybe one will

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On Oct 13, 2010, at 4:37 PM, Geoff Pope <geoffre...@gmail.com> wrote:

Try and recreate the scene from Joe Dirt when the cop lassos him with the bungee cord

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[Kurt Jones]

11alive online has pics.

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[Geoff Pope]

Try and recreate the scene from Joe Dirt when the cop lassos him with the bungee cord

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[Phillip Hodges]

He chickened out.

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[Matt Donaghey]

U sound so disappointed

On Oct 13, 2010 5:07 PM, "Phillip Hodges" <phod...@gmail.com> wrote:

He chickened out.

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On Oct 13, 2010, at 4:48 PM, "Kurt Jones" <kurtw...@gmail.com> wrote:

> 11alive online has pics...

[bjken...@gmail.com]

Now he's just an attention craved bitch

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Subject: Re: Jumper!!!!

[Kurt Jones]

So did anyone else think last nights south park was as hilarious as I did. They did a parody on jersey shore and real houswives. They also made snooky a creature similar to snarf from thundercats.

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Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 21:36:14 +0000

[Johnston Oppenheimer]

Yeah, I caught it - hysterical. Liked the thundercats reference as well. Did anyone else see how the jumper incident turned out? You might want to take a look

 

http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/rapper-t-i-helps-681613.html

[Phillip Hodges]

Yeah that makes me think the whole thing was staged to make TI look like a good guy. Conspiracy theory? 

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[bjken...@gmail.com]

Snooki want smooooosh

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Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2010 08:59:49 -0400

[bjken...@gmail.com]

How about the al qaeda flying plans into crowds of people...that was a little awkward but I laughed

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Subject: Re: Jumper!!!!

[Phillip Hodges]

If you could trade places with anyone in the world, who would you be? Discuss, citing specific reasons.

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[Kellum Welton]

This is a good one Phil, seriously. I have to prepare for my answer. 

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[Phillip Hodges]

I'm out of the good material. Also, I hate you.

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[Kurt Jones]

Hmmm. Good one. I would probably be jay-z. The following are my supporting reasons. First off, blacks just have way more fun. We may mock them about nearly everything, but I think they laugh at us behind our backs at how much they can get away with. BET, the welfare system, and Barack Obama are all examples. Also, the guy is multiculturally legit. The hardest thugs on death row give Hova props for his street cred. But then white-collar businessmen recognize him on the effing Forbes list as the next guy on the list. And how? By making songs, clothes, and appearances. Not to mention, he is married to the hottest woman of his race on the planet, and of course could get more. Who else can drink mai-tai's while nba-ers give him high fives? He has been the top person in his industry for a decade. Lives in the greatest city in the world. He is a true american success story in that he came from nothing. And in pure johnny cash fashion only wears black. That's why if I could be anyone, I would be the Jiggaman.

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[bjken...@gmail.com]

Well said kurt. Well said.

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[Phillip Hodges]

I would be Kellum. Definately the coolest guy I've ever seen. If you don't believe him, ask him about it. Nothing is better than walking around in air force ones and retro Nike shirts while talking about how "sick" some guys champagne collection is or how "badass" Maseratis are.  Then when your done with that, you get to blow David Ross.

The only bad part would be talking shit all the time just to overcome suppressed memories from high school  about not being cool.

Peace.

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[Kellum Welton]

Well said Phillip. I was serious about this being a good question and me preparing for it. It's unfortunate that you can't tell the difference between a joke and a serious comment. You may want to work on that. 

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[Phillip Hodges]

Well, now I just feel mean and cold. Thanks.

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[Stuart Emerson]

I can really feel the tension heating up. it is indeed a great question and i'll respond shortly. please, nobody use jedi-mind tricks to steal the person i'm thinking about

[Johnston Oppenheimer]

Damn Phil, that was mean. What an asshole.

I would be Andy Roddick. Sure, he's not the top tennis player in the world, but he's one of the best. He's a smart ass, gets in everywhere he could possibly want to go and makes millions. And he's married to Brooklyn Decker. So even when he loses a heartbreaking match to Federer he can say, well, I may have lost, but I get to go to my hotel room and do anything and everything I can imagine to Brooklyn Decker, one of the hottest women in history, while Federer has an ugly beard of a wife to hide the fact that he is a poof. Plus Roddick can go wherever he wants without being particularly recognizable, but can still use his fame to his advantage when necessary. To sum it up, Roddick is a major asshole and one of my personal heroes.

Also, it is my birthday and I have the day off from work. I'm pretty depressed about turning 26, it sucks. Who is available to get outrageously drunk  today/tonight?

[Geoff Pope]

Justin Bieber?

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[Clay Montgomery]

I would be Tom Brady... Hall of Fame QB and Gisele... I think I've said enough!

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[Phillip Hodges]

Geoff, I know you joke, but if you think about it, Beiber isn't a bad choice.

1. The guy is early in his career and already loaded.

2. He gets to hang out with Jay Z

3. If he's not already, he's going to crush some serious ass.

4. he will statistically outlive everyone else mentioned

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[Phillip Hodges]

Beiber is also the most likely if the previously mentioned to have a threesome with the Olson twins.

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[Cody Smith]

Capt. Ron tore that shit up while they were still in womb sorry

[Geoff Pope]

No, seriously guys, I wouldn't be Justin Bieber. He's a fag. And once he hits puberty, his voice will change and he wont be making anywhere near the amount of hit records he's putting out now.

I think I would be Sid Bream. Sure, he'll never make it to Cooperstown, but as far as a hero of the game, he tops my list. He gave the Braves everything he had on that cold night in October of 1992. Just the thought of hearing Ski Caray say "Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win!" makes me want to hop on the next plane to Pittsburgh and blow up one of their buildings.

And for any of you who plan to hate, if you were Sid Bream, you'd be the hitting coach for the State College Spikes of the New York-Penn league, with State College snatch all over you day and night. Instead, your sitting behind a desk wishing you were someone else. Sid Bream doesnt want to be anyone else but the Sidmeister.

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[Phillip Hodges]

That was poetic. Damn near brought tears to my eyes. Well said.

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[Kurt Jones]

In light or recent events, let's go ahead and make today's discussion a double-header:

Who would win in a no-holds barred deathmatch? Kellum with a butterknife and beer bottle ? Or phil with a fork and a pair of scissors. As always, vivid descriptions of the sequence of events is recommended.

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[Kellum Welton]

Good call Joppy. Brooklyn decker for the win. 

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[Kellum Welton]

A lot of people come to mind when contemplating this topic: Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, Lil Wayne, Lebron James, Mark Zuckerburg, Nick & Christian Candy.  I think if you actually want to be another person, many options have to be weighed such as age, ass pulling ability, success level, if they can do things you can't, dong piece, global recognition. Basically, by your selection, you are saying this person can do things or has done things that I can not do or have not done.  So before you make your selection, you should recognize the reasons your are not living to your full potential, then analyze those reasons, then throw those reasons out the window, because there is no reason why any of us can't be these people; or someone bigger and better than all of them combined.  My point: get the fuck out there and crush it.  Because we only have one life, so make each day count, because you won't get that day back once it's gone. Now, on to my selection.  I realize I may receive ridicule for my selection, so I will first list why I want to be this bad ass, then I will list his name.  This guy is 25, holds the distinction for being the most expensive player in history to the biggest sport in the world, is one of the most marketable and accomplished athletes/people in the world, basically has any and every option in life open to him where he can do anything he wants, forever.  If you're face and athletic performance create a global brand and value, you have the world by the balls until you die.  You're making whopper $$, which can take you down any road you want to go, whether it's investing in renewable energy, opening nightclubs, building a house for your mom, starting a slew of restaurants, branding a clothing line, or launching a hedge fund.  Whatever you touch turns to gold, boom.  Plus, you have the cushion to act however you want: total a Ferrari on the way to practice, cool; have 28 model girlfriends, cool. He's an international icon with 1 trillion doors to open, and they're all unlocked.  Cristiano Ronaldo. -- Kellum Welton --- On Fri, 10/15/10, Kellum Welton <kwel...@yahoo.com> wrote:

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[Johnston Oppenheimer]

Kellum, that is an incredible choice. Tack on the fact that he lives in Spain and can party with DJ Tiesto in Ibiza any time he chooses and bang literally any chick in Europe or Latin America, and I think you've found the trump card. Plus he's a major league asshole to people, which is great.

[Kellum Welton]

Yeah dude. Huge plus that he lives in Spain, and he's a total dick to people, which I can personally relate to. If you look his personal stats they will say: Favorite music: Party music. Girlfriend: No. Residence: Portugal, Spain, England. He has no restraints to the media, and his image can't be tarnished by his actions, so he acts and does whatever he wants. Winner. 

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[Phillip Hodges]

I'm going to have to agree that Ronaldo is the best choice. The only thing I could think of that might be better would be Arjen Robben. Same as Ronaldo, but he does it in Amsterdam. But he might not crush as much ass as Ronaldo...

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[spen...@gmail.com]

I think you all know who I would be

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[Cody Smith]

i am going to quote Kenny Powers here: "In America, people fucking
hate soccer. And, honestly, that's the way it should be."

Capt Ron Wins

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>>>>>> If you could trade places with anyone in the world, who would you be?
>>>>>> Discuss, citing specific reasons.
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>>>>>>> How about the al qaeda flying plans into crowds of people...that was
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[Kurt Jones]

Yes blake... We know... The greatest quarterback of all time... Dan Marino!

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[Kellum Welton]

Why though?

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[Kellum Welton]

Kenny Powers, characterized as the greatest loser ever.

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[Cody Smith]

scratch that.. great American