Being Jonah Falcon
Knight37
Sure is dark in here.
WHAH UHHHH <SWOOOOOOOOOOOSHH!!> <PLOP!>
(in the eyes of Jonah)
SPAM!
RANT!
SPAM!
RANT!
PLONK!
SPAM!
RANT!
BACKPEDAL!
PLONK!
PLONK!
PLONK!
RANT!
SPAM!
PLONK!
<whhhhhooooooooooooooooooshhhH!>
(falling out of sky next to freeway)
<THUD!>
Whoah, now THAT was weird.
(Sorry, just couldn't resist hopping on the bandwagon. ;P
All in good jest? )
--
Knight37
"Begin the day
With a friendly voice
A companion, unobtrusive
Plays that song that's so elusive
And the magic music makes your morning mood"
-- Rush "The Spirit of Radio"
Andy
"Knight37" <knig...@email.com> wrote in message
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> Hey, what's this funny little door doing behind this filing cabinet.
>
> Sure is dark in here.
>
> WHAH UHHHH <SWOOOOOOOOOOOSHH!!> <PLOP!>
>
>
> (in the eyes of Jonah)
>
> SPAM!
>
> RANT!
>
> SPAM!
>
> RANT!
>
> PLONK!
>
> SPAM!
>
> RANT!
>
> BACKPEDAL!
>
> PLONK!
>
> PLONK!
>
> PLONK!
>
> RANT!
>
> SPAM!
>
> PLONK!
>
> <whhhhhooooooooooooooooooshhhH!>
>
> (falling out of sky next to freeway)
>
> <THUD!>
>
> Whoah, now THAT was weird.
>
>
> (Sorry, just couldn't resist hopping on the bandwagon. ;P
> All in good jest? )
>
LOL! It was the "backpedal" bit that made me LOL!
Andy
Jeff Jones
>
> Sure is dark in here.
This might go over the heads of those who missed the movie you're alluding
to ;)
George Mealer
news:Xns913672AEC...@209.155.56.99:
> (Sorry, just couldn't resist hopping on the bandwagon. ;P
> All in good jest? )
I dunno...without rolling your eyes a few times, it loses credibility. :)
Geo
--
George Mealer
geo*AT*snarksoft*DOT*com
Jonah Falcon
Jonah Falcon
"Jeff Jones" <jtj...@netins.net> wrote in message
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Jeff Jones
Didn't you send a link to an RPG review to .war-historical? Don't tell me
about being on-topic, mister!
Hong Ooi
>Hey, what's this funny little door doing behind this filing cabinet.
>
>Sure is dark in here.
>
>WHAH UHHHH <SWOOOOOOOOOOOSHH!!> <PLOP!>
>
>
>(in the eyes of Jonah)
>
>SPAM!
>
>RANT!
>
>SPAM!
>
>RANT!
>
>PLONK!
>
>SPAM!
>
>RANT!
Also:
[gets into cab]
Cabbie: "Hey, don't I know ya?"
Jonah: "I don't believe so."
Cabbie: "Yeah... maybe..."
[drives on]
Cabbie: "So, you live in New York?"
Jonah: "Yes."
Cabbie: "You do strategy games?"
Jonah: "So to speak, yes."
Cabbie: "Do people talk about you all the time on the strat newsgroup?"
Jonah: "You read Usenet?"
Cabbie: "Yeah, I do. Now I know ya. You're Derek Smart, aren't ya?"
Jonah: "What? No..."
Cabbie: "Sure you are. Ya live in New York, you do games, everyone talks
about you, it must be you. I thought you was black though."
Jonah: "No, really, you're mistaken."
Cabbie: "What, you're not black? Hey, don't worry, I'm not one of those
detractors."
Jonah: "But I'm not --"
Cabbie: "Man, this is so cool. Who'd a thought I'd meet Derek Smart? How's
the coke machine going? Ha ha!"
Jonah: "You don't understand. I --"
Cabbie: "Hey man, it's cool. You don't have ta explain anything to me. You
still dealing with those Take Two assholes?"
Jonah: "I don't --"
Cabbie: "You don't deal with them anymore? Figured as much. Hey, I really
dig the way you flame those pussies on UNsenet. Now if someone said all
that shit to my face, not only would I kick their ass, I'd shove their head
so far up their ass they could smell the mousse in their hair. But what am
I saying? I learned that from you, ya know. Ha ha!"
Jonah: "Somebody tell me this is a nightmare."
Cabbie: "Hey, it gets better."
[fade]
--
Hong Ooi | "I used to use my real name many years ago. I
hong...@maths.anu.edu.au | got just as much disrespect then as I do now."
http://www.zip.com.au/~hong | -- T.
Canberra, Australia |
Jeff Jones
>
> Cabbie: "Hey, it gets better."
>
> [fade]
LOL
Jonah Falcon
If you don't like me - plonk me. Otherwise...
Jonah Falcon
"Hong Ooi" <hong...@maths.anu.edu.au> wrote in message
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Atticus
Puuuuuhaahaaahaaahaaa ! ! ! ! ! !
Classic.