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John Taylor

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Jun 15, 2016, 11:22:50 AM6/15/16
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Are All Linux Advocates Idiots?
No matter where I look I see Linux advocates who are long on bullshit
and short on facts.

As an example, the typical Linux "advocate" will post non-stop about the
superiority of Linux and how it is a better desktop operating system
than OSX or Windows. And that is fine because choice is good.
Unfortunately getting a Linux advocate to actually demonstrate how his
choice of operating system, DE, and so forth is superior in ANY FASHION
to OSX or Windows is darn near impossible.

Tasks that are simple to perform with OSX or Windows, like rotating an
image in a document to any angle, are impossible or dammed near
impossible with Linux.

Common functions manipulating documents, moving files around, trash can
consistancy, hell, the entire UI consistancy are major stumbling blocks
for Linux.

And the truth is that if the Linux "advocates" could demonstrate how
Linux handles simple, day to day user space tasks, they would.
But they can't and they all know they can't.
So they lash out and attack the person who shows simple, everyday tasks
being done with Windows or OSX.
They pile on like some kind of gang in order to smother the person with
lies, half truths and vicious attacks.
Why?
I think the answer residesin the original question:
"Are All Linux Advocates Idiots?"

Answer = yes. At least most of them

If Linux "advocates" spent more time submitting bug reports and less
time churning out lies about Linux and attacks on people who point out
the areas where Linux is substandard, Linux might improve.

But it will never happen because the first step in improving something
is to admit there is a problem. And Linux "advocates" will not risk
being attacked by the herd so they ignore the problems and make like
nothing is wrong.

It's all kind sick.

Snit

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Jun 15, 2016, 11:45:09 AM6/15/16
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On 6/15/16, 8:22 AM, in article njrrs7$bq8$1...@dont-email.me, "John Taylor"
<taylo...@europe.com> wrote:

> Are All Linux Advocates Idiots?
> No matter where I look I see Linux advocates who are long on bullshit
> and short on facts.
>
> As an example, the typical Linux "advocate" will post non-stop about the
> superiority of Linux and how it is a better desktop operating system
> than OSX or Windows. And that is fine because choice is good.

True enough.

> Unfortunately getting a Linux advocate to actually demonstrate how his
> choice of operating system, DE, and so forth is superior in ANY FASHION
> to OSX or Windows is darn near impossible.

They have no idea what makes a desktop OS good, no less if or how desktop
Linux is any way better than the competition. Or the do know and just will
not speak of it because it is not pro-Linux.

> Tasks that are simple to perform with OSX or Windows, like rotating an
> image in a document to any angle, are impossible or dammed near
> impossible with Linux.

The hoops you would have to jump through to get a similar effect is very
high.

> Common functions manipulating documents, moving files around, trash can
> consistancy, hell, the entire UI consistancy are major stumbling blocks
> for Linux.

The *choice* of having a well designed systems is not there.

> And the truth is that if the Linux "advocates" could demonstrate how
> Linux handles simple, day to day user space tasks, they would.

Of course they would. Every day.

> But they can't and they all know they can't.

Correct.

> So they lash out and attack the person who shows simple, everyday tasks
> being done with Windows or OSX.
> They pile on like some kind of gang in order to smother the person with
> lies, half truths and vicious attacks.
> Why?
> I think the answer residesin the original question:
> "Are All Linux Advocates Idiots?"
>
> Answer = yes. At least most of them
>
> If Linux "advocates" spent more time submitting bug reports and less
> time churning out lies about Linux and attacks on people who point out
> the areas where Linux is substandard, Linux might improve.

It clearly pisses them off greatly that I have done more to help the open
source movement than all of them combined. Likely other non-"advocates" have
as well.

> But it will never happen because the first step in improving something
> is to admit there is a problem. And Linux "advocates" will not risk
> being attacked by the herd so they ignore the problems and make like
> nothing is wrong.
>
> It's all kind sick.

Agreed. Meanwhile if you go to an Apple forum, even the ones where they mock
themselves with names like "Cult of Mac", you will find they freely talk
about places they think Apple can and should improve.


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Chris Ahlstrom

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Jun 15, 2016, 4:54:21 PM6/15/16
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John Taylor wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

>

What a silly person this "John Taylor" is!

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Peter Köhlmann

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Jun 15, 2016, 4:56:38 PM6/15/16
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Chris Ahlstrom wrote:

> John Taylor wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>
>>
>
> What a silly person this "John Taylor" is!
>

Well, he naturally is a extremely silly person. After all, it is a Snit sock

Melzzzzz

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Jun 15, 2016, 5:01:47 PM6/15/16
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Snit is easily recognizable, that's for sure. When I saw "
John Taylor" I immediately recognized snit style.

Snit

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Jun 15, 2016, 5:08:23 PM6/15/16
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On 6/15/16, 1:56 PM, in article njsfe4$mih$1...@dont-email.me, "Peter Köhlmann"
Everyone is Snit. Of course.

Melzzzzz

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Jun 15, 2016, 5:09:43 PM6/15/16
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On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 14:06:23 -0700
Snit <use...@gallopinginsanity.com> wrote:

> On 6/15/16, 1:56 PM, in article njsfe4$mih$1...@dont-email.me, "Peter
> Köhlmann" <peter-k...@t-online.de> wrote:
>
> > Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
> >
> >> John Taylor wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
> >>
> >>>
> >>
> >> What a silly person this "John Taylor" is!
> >>
> >
> > Well, he naturally is a extremely silly person. After all, it is a
> > Snit sock
>
> Everyone is Snit. Of course.
>
>

Not everyone. Just you, under different nicknames...

Snit

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Jun 15, 2016, 5:28:34 PM6/15/16
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On 6/15/16, 2:09 PM, in article
20160615230...@maxa-pc.cpe.bvcom.net, "Melzzzzz" <m...@zzzzz.com>
wrote:
Which is determined by just deciding everyone is Snit. Yes, the gag is old.

Really, you guys need some new materials.

Chris Ahlstrom

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Jun 15, 2016, 9:07:48 PM6/15/16
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Melzzzzz wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
He seems to be combining "Hadron"isms and Flounderisms in this
new 'personality'. (Can you say "Sybil"?)

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Desk Rabbit

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Jun 16, 2016, 5:23:02 AM6/16/16
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On 15/06/2016 22:28, Snit wrote:
> On 6/15/16, 2:09 PM, in article
> 20160615230...@maxa-pc.cpe.bvcom.net, "Melzzzzz" <m...@zzzzz.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 14:06:23 -0700
>> Snit <use...@gallopinginsanity.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 6/15/16, 1:56 PM, in article njsfe4$mih$1...@dont-email.me, "Peter
>>> Köhlmann" <peter-k...@t-online.de> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> John Taylor wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> What a silly person this "John Taylor" is!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well, he naturally is a extremely silly person. After all, it is a
>>>> Snit sock
>>>
>>> Everyone is Snit. Of course.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Not everyone. Just you, under different nicknames...
>>
> Which is determined by just deciding everyone is Snit. Yes, the gag is old.
>
> Really, you guys need some new materials.
>
>

You have to admit, it's very a neat and effective way of avoiding any
discussion around or advocating the Linux Desktop.

Peter Köhlmann

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Jun 16, 2016, 5:46:41 AM6/16/16
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And now the DimRabbit (Hadron Larry) chimes in on the imbeciles lunatic
wordplay.

You know as well as everyone else that the lying imbecile uses a real army
of socks. Not just dozens

sbd

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Jun 16, 2016, 6:53:12 AM6/16/16
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On 06/15/2016 12:22 PM, John Taylor wrote:
> Are All Linux Advocates Idiots?

No, they are not but you are and doing a great job of it! It is driving
you crazy because Linux is a better OS than OS X will ever be. Every
time you go on a bitch rant I will be reminded of that. Go ahead and
bitch snit!



Chris Ahlstrom

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Jun 16, 2016, 7:41:35 AM6/16/16
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sbd wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
He's yet another nominee for "Kook of the Month"! :-D

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Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jun 16, 2016, 7:44:25 AM6/16/16
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I don't go out for all that fancy schmancy computer bullshit, son.

"I don wan a pickle, just wanna ride me motorcycle."


chrisv

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Jun 16, 2016, 9:08:36 AM6/16/16
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Chris Ahlstrom wrote:

> sbd wrote:
>>
>> Linux is a better OS than OS X will ever be. Every
>> time you go on a bitch rant I will be reminded of that.

Most in here agree that OSX is worse than Windows, the worst of "the
big three" desktop OS's.

>He's yet another nominee for "Kook of the Month"! :-D

As others have said, it doesn't matter if it's the thing or or someone
pretending to be the thing. In either case, it's a worthless lying
troll.

--
"My computer came without Windows... and I have seen people claim you
cannot get one without it." - some thing, lying shamelessly (but no
one can quote it lying)

chrisv

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Jun 16, 2016, 9:21:52 AM6/16/16
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chrisv wrote:

>Most in here agree that OSX is worse than Windows, the worst of "the
>big three" desktop OS's.

That is, not counting Micro$oft's worst efforts. If WinDOS 8 was the
only available OS, I might have to give-up on computing altogether.

--
"(The Windows UI is) much cleaner than Gnome's. And no surprising of
course : MS have far bigger pockets for paying progressional
designers." - "True Linux advocate" Hadron Quark

chrisv

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Jun 16, 2016, 9:41:29 AM6/16/16
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chrisv wrote:

> chrisv wrote:
>>
>>Most in here agree that OSX is worse than Windows, the worst of "the
>>big three" desktop OS's.
>
>That is, not counting Micro$oft's worst efforts. If WinDOS 8 was the
>only available OS, I might have to give-up on computing altogether.

It's really kind of amazing, how fscking *wrong* a "committee" can be.

--
"The Linux community is too divided and there is not a clear leader or
example of Linux which convinces people to come over to Linux land."

Snit

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Jun 16, 2016, 12:31:26 PM6/16/16
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On 6/16/16, 2:23 AM, in article njtr5k$e2v$1...@deskrabbit.motzarella.org,
"Desk Rabbit" <m...@example.com> wrote:

...
>>> Not everyone. Just you, under different nicknames...
>>>
>> Which is determined by just deciding everyone is Snit. Yes, the gag is old.
>>
>> Really, you guys need some new materials.
>
> You have to admit, it's very a neat and effective way of avoiding any
> discussion around or advocating the Linux Desktop.

In this case it will be even worse: the "challenge" is one someone might
find in a first year programming course or whatever. Owl recognized it as
such and approached it as a programming task. A simple one.

Peter did not even recognize it as a programming task and looked at it as
something to be done manually. He went so far as to make up stories about
how you get different results for such searched on different OSs... he had
NO idea where to even begin or what was being shown.

This "challenge" was, to a large extent, a test to see if Peter thought as a
developer... not even a good one but at all. He failed. He does not think
like a developer.

And he and his herd are going to twist and turn that and work to put me on
the defensive. They will show deep immaturity and anger. They cannot help
it.

<https://youtu.be/QmUPMhiyIKE>

Snit

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Jun 16, 2016, 12:33:52 PM6/16/16
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On 6/16/16, 3:53 AM, in article nju0el$v05$1...@dont-email.me, "sbd"
Watch as the "advocates" go crazy now that Peter has proved he does not
think like a developer.

<https://youtu.be/QmUPMhiyIKE>.

Peter Köhlmann

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Jun 16, 2016, 12:44:12 PM6/16/16
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The lying imbecile Snit Michael Glasser, fraudulent Prescott Computer Guy
and phony "Instructor at Yavapai College" babbled:


> On 6/16/16, 2:23 AM, in article njtr5k$e2v$1...@deskrabbit.motzarella.org,
> "Desk Rabbit" <m...@example.com> wrote:
>
> ...
>>>> Not everyone. Just you, under different nicknames...
>>>>
>>> Which is determined by just deciding everyone is Snit. Yes, the gag is
>>> old.
>>>
>>> Really, you guys need some new materials.
>>
>> You have to admit, it's very a neat and effective way of avoiding any
>> discussion around or advocating the Linux Desktop.
>
> In this case it will be even worse: the "challenge" is one someone might
> find in a first year programming course or whatever. Owl recognized it as
> such and approached it as a programming task. A simple one.
>
> Peter did not even recognize it as a programming task and looked at it as
> something to be done manually.

A gooogle search like that isn't a "programming task".
It is completely idiotic. Why doing a "google search" when you are not
interested in the results? Must be a Snit Glasser task then, because who
would come up with such a lunatic goal?

> He went so far as to make up stories about
> how you get different results for such searched on different OSs... he had
> NO idea where to even begin or what was being shown.


Lying imbecile

"Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117

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Jun 16, 2016, 12:50:16 PM6/16/16
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2016 07:35:35 -0400, Chris Ahlstrom <OFee...@teleworm.us>
wrote:

> John Taylor wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>
>> If Linux "advocates" spent more time submitting bug reports and less
>> time churning out lies about Linux and attacks on people who point out
>> the areas where Linux is substandard, Linux might improve.
>>
i usually just fix it on mine and don't tell anybody else.

the good thing is that there are rarely bugs that prevent me from being
productive.

emacs (check)
vim (check)
bash (check)
sed (check)
awk (check)
apache (check)
mysql (check)
php (check)
perl (check)
gcc (check)

when's the last time you heard of (or experienced) any crazy bug in any of
those, aside from the recent userspace bash exploit that was discovered
and patched immediately?

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'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

-

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

-

LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b96...@dizum.com>

<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png

D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

-

"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the
stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the
government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view
and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow
to owe ever more in real terms."

wait? what? no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the
government for everything mentioned?

odd, that. eh, lotusLoser?

-

the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d3972...@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb...@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){

// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932...@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e328...@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8...@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b76...@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.

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http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "ro...@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9...@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

Snit

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Jun 16, 2016, 2:34:56 PM6/16/16
to
On 6/16/16, 9:44 AM, in article njul0q$b0c$1...@dont-email.me, "Peter Köhlmann"
<peter-k...@t-online.de> wrote:

> The lying imbecile Snit Michael Glasser, fraudulent Prescott Computer Guy
> and phony "Instructor at Yavapai College" babbled:
>
>
>> On 6/16/16, 2:23 AM, in article njtr5k$e2v$1...@deskrabbit.motzarella.org,
>> "Desk Rabbit" <m...@example.com> wrote:
>>
>> ...
>>>>> Not everyone. Just you, under different nicknames...
>>>>>
>>>> Which is determined by just deciding everyone is Snit. Yes, the gag is
>>>> old.
>>>>
>>>> Really, you guys need some new materials.
>>>
>>> You have to admit, it's very a neat and effective way of avoiding any
>>> discussion around or advocating the Linux Desktop.
>>
>> In this case it will be even worse: the "challenge" is one someone might
>> find in a first year programming course or whatever. Owl recognized it as
>> such and approached it as a programming task. A simple one.
>>
>> Peter did not even recognize it as a programming task and looked at it as
>> something to be done manually.
>
> A gooogle search like that isn't a "programming task".

Not to a non-developer such as yourself. But notice how Owl recognized it as
such. Really, anyone who even had a first year programming class or had any
interest in doing any programming would see it that way.

But you did not.

You thought it terms of doing such a repetitive task manually and NOT
scripted. This was to such an extent that you did not even think of the
scripted nature of it but instead focused on the searches and thought in the
bizarre terms of such a Google search being OS based! As I had noted before,
of course, the idea was to see what the common searches were with those
names and a single letter. You missed that, too.

> It is completely idiotic. Why doing a "google search" when you are not
> interested in the results?

See: you still miss it. Wow.

> Must be a Snit Glasser task then, because who would come up with such a
> lunatic goal?

Not only did you miss the scripted nature of the task, you are STILL missing
the purpose of looking at the drop down. LOL!

>> He went so far as to make up stories about
>> how you get different results for such searched on different OSs... he had
>> NO idea where to even begin or what was being shown.
>
> Lying imbecile

Do you deny bringing up the ideas of such search results being different on
different OSs?

JEDIDIAH

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Jun 20, 2016, 12:00:09 PM6/20/16
to
On 2016-06-16, chrisv <chr...@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>
>> sbd wrote:
>>>
>>> Linux is a better OS than OS X will ever be. Every
>>> time you go on a bitch rant I will be reminded of that.
>
> Most in here agree that OSX is worse than Windows, the worst of "the
> big three" desktop OS's.

I wouldn't put the OS itself on the bottom. However, it's inferior to the
monopoly OS in terms of "buying stuff" and the platform culture is more limited
and less open.

It's hardware compatibility is also pants but you kind of expect that given
Apple's business model.

[deletia]

JEDIDIAH

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Jun 20, 2016, 12:00:15 PM6/20/16
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On 2016-06-16, "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Ave <ro...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Jun 2016 07:35:35 -0400, Chris Ahlstrom <OFee...@teleworm.us>
> wrote:
>
>> John Taylor wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>>
>>> If Linux "advocates" spent more time submitting bug reports and less

I don't find a lot of cause for submitting bug reports.

>>> time churning out lies about Linux and attacks on people who point out
>>> the areas where Linux is substandard, Linux might improve.

However, THOSE are the people that should be churning out bug reports or
a least trolling less. Useful comments are as good as bug reports. Vague
trolling is not.

[deletia]

Peter Köhlmann

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Jun 20, 2016, 12:20:35 PM6/20/16
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JEDIDIAH wrote:

> On 2016-06-16, chrisv <chr...@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>> Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>
>>> sbd wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Linux is a better OS than OS X will ever be. Every
>>>> time you go on a bitch rant I will be reminded of that.
>>
>> Most in here agree that OSX is worse than Windows, the worst of "the
>> big three" desktop OS's.
>
> I wouldn't put the OS itself on the bottom.

I would. It is badly to use (different keystrokes for the sake of being
different, for example). A shitty kernel which is slow as molasses, a
filesystem which is by far the slowest of the currently used OS, very few
drivers, making the hardware list a *lot* smaller than that of linux from 10
years ago

And the hardware for that shitty OS: Idiotic keyboards (all shiny,
completely idiotic layout), mice which are horribly to use for anyone with
hands bigger than those of 11 years old, glossy screens etc etc etc

JEDIDIAH

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Jun 20, 2016, 4:00:09 PM6/20/16
to
On 2016-06-20, Peter Köhlmann <peter-k...@t-online.de> wrote:
> JEDIDIAH wrote:
>
>> On 2016-06-16, chrisv <chr...@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>>> Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> sbd wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Linux is a better OS than OS X will ever be. Every
>>>>> time you go on a bitch rant I will be reminded of that.
>>>
>>> Most in here agree that OSX is worse than Windows, the worst of "the
>>> big three" desktop OS's.
>>
>> I wouldn't put the OS itself on the bottom.
>
> I would. It is badly to use (different keystrokes for the sake of being
> different, for example). A shitty kernel which is slow as molasses, a
> filesystem which is by far the slowest of the currently used OS, very few
> drivers, making the hardware list a *lot* smaller than that of linux from 10
> years ago
>
> And the hardware for that shitty OS: Idiotic keyboards (all shiny,
> completely idiotic layout), mice which are horribly to use for anyone with
> hands bigger than those of 11 years old, glossy screens etc etc etc

I would put Apple's hardware problems in a separate category.

Snit

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Jun 20, 2016, 4:43:20 PM6/20/16
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On 6/20/16, 9:20 AM, in article nk954h$v3$1...@dont-email.me, "Peter Köhlmann"
<peter-k...@t-online.de> wrote:

> JEDIDIAH wrote:
>
>> On 2016-06-16, chrisv <chr...@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>>> Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> sbd wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Linux is a better OS than OS X will ever be. Every
>>>>> time you go on a bitch rant I will be reminded of that.
>>>
>>> Most in here agree that OSX is worse than Windows, the worst of "the
>>> big three" desktop OS's.
>>
>> I wouldn't put the OS itself on the bottom.
>
> I would. It is badly to use (different keystrokes for the sake of being
> different, for example).

They were the first to use most of the GUI keystrokes we now use... and they
are *different* than terminal ones. For example, in OS X I can use the
standard Command+C to copy. You might want to look up what Control+C is in
the terminal.

> A shitty kernel which is slow as molasses

Unsupported.

> , a filesystem which is by far the slowest of the currently used OS,

Unsupported... but I agree they need to update it. And they are.

> very few drivers, making the hardware list a *lot* smaller than that of linux
> from 10 years ago

Such as...???

> And the hardware for that shitty OS: Idiotic keyboards (all shiny,
> completely idiotic layout),

Their keyboard layout makes a LOT more sense. For example, to use Command
keys it is a LOT easier than using Control keys on a Windows / PC keyboard.
No need to contort your hand. You see, Peter, on both keyboards the Control
key is generally on the edges... but with OS X you use the Command key and
it is placed closer to the rest of the keys. How Windows, and Linux, do
things is ergonomically not as good.

> mice which are horribly to use for anyone with hands bigger than those of 11
> years old,

I would agree their mice suck. No argument here at all.

> glossy screens etc etc etc

Generally considered some of the best screens in the industry.

>> However, it's inferior to the
>> monopoly OS in terms of "buying stuff" and the platform culture is more
>> limited and less open.
>>
>> It's hardware compatibility is also pants but you kind of expect that
>> given
>> Apple's business model.
>>
>> [deletia]
>



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