On Wed, 26 Dec 2018 16:17:47 -0800, sms wrote:
> We recently had a long discussion about various types of alerts,
> their limitations, and future improvements. Local officials,
> of which I am one, think a lot about these issues and how to
> do the alerts in a way that don't annoy people that don't
> need the alerts, but that don't miss people
It's simple.
God put five fingers on your hands, not six.
If your hand has five fingers, then use the five-finger rule.
o Opt in
If they're worried nobody is going to opt into their stupid alerts, that
should tell them something about their stupid alerts, now shouldn't it?
Besides, we already have mandatory PRESIDENTIAL ALERTS.
Have you been getting an "Emergency Alert" from the "Presidential alert" system repeatedly today?
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> 4. Do you issue the alerts long before the situation becomes critical,
> especially because a disaster may wipe out the ability to send alerts at
> all (i.e. a wildfire)?
There are very few disasters that provide warning that an alert can resolve.
Fire is one of them, but not earthquake, for example.
If there is a fire, trust me, we smell smoke.
Our noses are the best alert there is.
Plus our eyes, at least here in the upper mountains (lower is different).
We smell every fire that is within a hundred miles, of any import.
Sure, the wind can be off, but the point is that fire news travels fast
already.
The ONLY alert you need for fire is the evacuation levels, whatever they may
be, and the evacuation routes. Generally that's better done with traveling
loudspeakers and emergency vehicles, since a fire is, by nature, extremely
local and, within bounds, predictable.
If people are worried about fire, they should OPT IN to a fire alert.
Notice that you have five fingers.
That means you opt in on all alerts.
There is no other method.
If you REALLY REALLY REALLY need an alert that isn't opt in, you can ALWAYS
do that anyway since there's no defense on a phone against that.
Extraordinary measures require extraordinary danger.
There's almost no extraordinary danger that an alert will resolve.
Can you name any?
I can't - and I live almost on the fault line for Christs' sake, in the
highest fire danger in the state.
If they want to alert me of a gunman in my neighborhood, then I can opt in
if I really want that kind of crap incessantly popping up on my phone.
> 5. Do you issue the text alerts in multiple languages?
Oh Jesus.
Don't these council people have better things to worry about?
> There are pros and cons to each of these. If I'm not at home I still may
> want the alerts that affect my home, but I will also want the alerts
> based on my current location.
HINT: That's called news.
o They have entire TV stations for that stuff.
o And papers too.
o Oh, and radio stations.
o And web pages.
etc.
If I want news to be SMS'd to me in loud alerts, I'd set that up.
HINT: I haven't set that up.
> If it's only based on opt-in then many
> people will not receive vital warnings (like wildfire alerts).
Yup. Thank God.
Nobody would opt in on your stupid alerts if you let them.
It's why I hate the _optout that I have to name all my WiFi APs.
Google _knew_ nobody would opt in.
> There are also issues with who is allowed to issue these alerts.
Yeah. Like some disgruntled unsound government employee in Hawaii.
> If the
> chain of command is too long then some alerts may not be issued until
> it's too late like what happened in Paradise earlier this year
They needed a DIFFERENT system as they didn't even have good cellphone
service. And, the fire department didn't want to risk going down their roads
for fear of being trapped by falling trees. And their choppers couldn't fly
in the early wind vortexes.
Sometimes a disaster is just going to happen.
An alert wouldn't have cleared those roads, and, in fact, would have made it
worse because of timing - but it wouldn't have made any difference on their
traffic jams (a lot of people were found dead in their vehicles).
> Do you give that authority to local emergency service providers, mayors,
> and city managers?
To the politicians?
Are you crazy?
No elected official should EVER be given a public megaphone.
Never.
It's a cardinal rule.
> I agree with you that those electronic signboards on the freeway are
> often being abused (though some of the messages may have some positive
> effects).
The abuse of those signs is classic.
Do you read them? I'm sick of them. I tell my grandkids to read them to me
as we drive by, and then I explain that it's a PERFECT example of what
stupid people do when you give them too much money to do more stupid things.
They may as well tell you that the sun rises every day and sets every night
when they tell you that the road is wet during a pouring rainstorm.
> Speaking only for myself.
Here's the problem, as I see it, using that last example of the
o EMERGENCY! SLOW DOWN! THE ROAD IS WET!
(when it's pouring rain outside).
I think what government morons "see" is that there are increased accidents
when the road is wet. OK. I agree with them.
Then, I think what the government morons "think" is that by telling people
to slow down when the road is wet, people "will" slow down when the road is
wet. Right?
If that's not the logic, then why put that idiotic crap on the sign, right?
OK. So that's the logic.
But guess what?
o Intelligent people will slow down when the road is wet.
o They don't have to read the sign to know that.
Yet...
o There are always going to be morons who won't slow down when it's wet
o Do you REALLY think a stupid sign telling them to slow down - will work?
It's the wrong solution to the problem.
Just like Prohibition was the wrong solution to the problem.
The government doesn't take the right solution - it takes an EASY solution.
One that they can tout on their election flyers.
No amount of signs in the rain will make people slow down when the road is
wet if they don't already slow down when the road is wet. It's just not
gonna happen.
Why not?
I don't know why not.
But an alert during a rainstorm that the road is wet isn't the solution.
And that same alert when it's dry is even worse of a solution.
Which is what we get from our own government.