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0ntario...@gmail.com

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Mar 1, 2015, 9:35:18 AM3/1/15
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http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.

Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Denis McMahon

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Mar 3, 2015, 8:58:17 AM3/3/15
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On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 06:35:02 -0800, 0ntariokingston wrote:

> http://spamsite/spampath/

Spamming Bastard Data:

Registrant Name: Dave brown
Registrant Organization: Gigahertz, Inc.
Registrant Street: 67 Village Drive
Registrant City: Kingston
Registrant State/Province: ON
Registrant Postal Code: K7K6K7
Registrant Country: CA
Registrant Phone: +1.3152362800
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax:
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email: ner...@gmail.com

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Denis McMahon, denismf...@gmail.com

Christian White

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Mar 3, 2015, 2:02:47 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Denis, nice to see you are your regular self. Wouldn't expect anything better... You are such an awesome person, I am glad you are on the internet. We need trolls like you, you make the world so much better!

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 3, 2015, 2:34:06 PM3/3/15
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Nope. Denis is correct - it's pure SPAM.

This newsgroup is for helping people with PHP problems - not advertising
anything which has any possible connection with PHP.


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Christian White

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Mar 3, 2015, 2:45:18 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Thanks for replies, you guys are the best ever, you should be so proud making other look bad so you look like God, good work.

Christian White

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Mar 3, 2015, 4:16:04 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

UPDATE: Now you can use URL query to pass a code. Sample:
http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm?code=echo%20%27test%27;

Christoph M. Becker

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Mar 3, 2015, 5:07:45 PM3/3/15
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Does that have any practical purpose?

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Christian White

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Mar 3, 2015, 6:32:14 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Good question Chris. Does a self extracting zip file have any practical purpose?

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 3, 2015, 7:24:18 PM3/3/15
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Yup, it gives him an excuse to make an arse of himself by spamming usenet.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 3, 2015, 7:25:19 PM3/3/15
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LOL, talking to yourself? Or did you forget to change your 'nym?

Spammers never were very smart.

Christoph M. Becker

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Mar 3, 2015, 7:37:50 PM3/3/15
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I can't see how your compressor is comparable to a self extracting ZIP
file. When I download the latter, I can run it on my machine without
any special requirements; to extract the former, I would at least need
to have PHP installed (including the Bzip2 extension, which is not
enabled by default).

Oh, and please try to quote the relevant parts of the discussion. Not
everybody is using Google Groups to read this Usenet newsgroup, fortunately.

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Christoph M. Becker


Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 3, 2015, 7:39:34 PM3/3/15
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On 3/3/2015 5:07 PM, Christoph M. Becker wrote:
Sorry, Christioph, my email reader got the threading screwed up.

Christian White

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Mar 3, 2015, 8:03:00 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Thanks for advice Chris. I use Google Groups.

Christian White

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Mar 3, 2015, 8:06:44 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

You can pack it to JavaScript then if you don't have PHP available. But the point of this group is PHP.

Christian White

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Mar 3, 2015, 8:16:12 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Thanks Chris, I updated the "About" script on http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm about needing Bzip. I appreciate helpful advice. That is now my main page for the PHP packer (I removed most of the JavaScript Packers and encoder tools until I convert them from JavaScript generators to PHP code generators.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 3, 2015, 9:00:15 PM3/3/15
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You know, talking to yourself is the sign of an unbalanced mind.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 3, 2015, 9:07:31 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Thanks for the info Jerry.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 3, 2015, 9:24:11 PM3/3/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Actually Jerry, no thanks. Let's try to keep the group related to PHP, not psychology and witch hunts.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 3, 2015, 9:47:30 PM3/3/15
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Let me know when you post something related to PHP. So far, all you've
posted is SPAM. Completely off-topic in this newsgroup.

But then SPAMMERS don't think the rules apply to them. Talking to
yourself is only one of your problems.
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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 4, 2015, 12:01:05 AM3/4/15
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I have no idea who you are talking to. I know you aren't talking about http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm not being PHP related, no one can be that out of touch with reality to say that a PHP script generator has nothing to do with PHP...

You people who say this group is for PHP and helping with PHP, you sure do a lot of trolling instead of helping ;)

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 4, 2015, 1:18:18 AM3/4/15
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Denis McMahon, why are you posting my address and being a douche? Because I posted about http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm PHP tool? Hoping someone will come here and harm me? Hoping some pervert will molest my children? Hoping someone will kill my dog?

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 4, 2015, 5:44:06 AM3/4/15
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On 3/4/2015 12:01 AM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 3, 2015 at 9:47:30 PM UTC-5, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>> On 3/3/2015 9:24 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
>>> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
>>>> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>>>
>>>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/
>>>
>>> Actually Jerry, no thanks. Let's try to keep the group related to PHP, not psychology and witch hunts.
>>>
>>
>> Let me know when you post something related to PHP. So far, all you've
>> posted is SPAM. Completely off-topic in this newsgroup.
>>
>> But then SPAMMERS don't think the rules apply to them. Talking to
>> yourself is only one of your problems.
>>
>
> I have no idea who you are talking to. I know you aren't talking about http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm not being PHP related, no one can be that out of touch with reality to say that a PHP script generator has nothing to do with PHP...
>
> You people who say this group is for PHP and helping with PHP, you sure do a lot of trolling instead of helping ;)
>

As I said spammers aren't very smart. And you've once again proven that.

You should check out the charter for this newsgroup.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 4, 2015, 5:45:33 AM3/4/15
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On 3/3/2015 9:52 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
>> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>
>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/
>
> Wow Jerry, man, I feel for you... My page http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm will take PHP and compress it to PHP script. Doesn't that have a tiny bit to do with PHP maybe? Hmmmn...
>

It has everything to do with you being a SPAMMER. And SPAMMERS are not
welcome in this newsgroup.

And BTW - your compressor is a piece of crap. I've seen better from
newbies.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 4, 2015, 5:46:36 AM3/4/15
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On 3/3/2015 11:57 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 3, 2015 at 8:58:17 AM UTC-5, Denis McMahon wrote:
> ABOUT: Denis McMahon
> Flat 7, Outlook 60 Goldsmith Avenue
> Southsea
> Hampshire
> PO4 8BW
> United Kingdom
>
> Tel: 023 9229 8748, Mob: 07947 575 915, Email: DenisMF...@gmail.comDenisMFMcMahon@gmail.com)
>
> A widely experienced software developer, systems and telecommunications engineer looking for a post
> where I can apply my breadth and depth of skills and knowledge to overcome technical challenges.
> Key skills
> * Computer programming, experienced software developer
> * Database, Website and Software development and administration
> * Telecommunications, IT and Networking infrastructure management
> Career
> Consultant Engineer, Ericsson Telecommunications Dusseldorf, 2000 - 2001
> Supported delivery of new BSC to national mobile operators, Modelled, developed and delivered new
> call charging systems for fixed network operators.
> Network Switching Manager, RSL, Frankfurt, 1998 - 2000
> Responsibility for operation, upgrades and maintenance of telecommunications systems, compliance
> with EEC / EU data protection rules in respect of calling and billing data, managed Y2K upgrades
> throughout network.
> Switch Engineer, First Telecom, London, 1998
> Responsible for commissioning of exchange and interfaces to national network.
> Data Transcript Engineer, Ericsson, Paris, 1998
> Preparation and delivery of exchange data for upgrades and new installations according to installation
> schedules.
> Ericsson Telecommunications Ltd, Guildford, 1994 - 1998
>
> Troubleshooting, delivery and commissioning of new equipment, adapting existing products to new
> customers, working with customers to resolve software and hardware faults.
> Scientist, ARE, later DRA (UK MOD), Portsmouth, 1985 - 1994
> ECM research, hardware, software and simulation activities. System and facility management.
> 1984 - 1985: College, full time study.
> 1979 - 1984: Periods of clerical work, assembly line work, unemployment.
> Education
> BTEC Higher Certificate in Electrical & Electronic Engineering, 1987, Highbury College, Portsmouth
> BTEC National Certificate in Electrical & Electronic Engineering, 1985, Highbury College, Portsmouth
> 5 'O' levels inc. English & Mathematics, 2 CSEs, 1979, Mayfield Comp. School, Portsmouth.
> Training
> Ericsson Telecommunications Training (AXE10 O&M, BSC/BTS O&M, DTSS)
> Computer Programming (Fortran, ADA, SQL)
> Systems and Facilities management (VAX, VAXCluster, Computer Facilities)
> Various personal development and skills courses.
> A complete list of vocational and personal training is appended.
> Interests
> Science Fiction, Photography, Technology, gay porn
> Vocational Training
> CME20 BSC Operation and Maintenance for OMC Technicians, 2001, Ericsson Telecommunications,
> Dusseldorf
> CME20 BSC Operation and Maintenance, 2001, Ericsson Telecommunications, Dusseldorf
> AXE 10 DTSS Administrator, 1995, Ericsson Telecommunications, Stockholm
> AXE 10 Data Transcript, 1995, Ericsson Telecommunications, Stockholm
> AXE 10 Operation and Maintenance, 1995, Ericsson Telecommunications, Dublin
> VaxCluster Configuration and Management, 1993, Digital Equipment Corporation, Reading
> Practical RF Protection, 1992, Marconi Corporation, Chelmsford
> Programming in ADA, 1990, Digital Equipment Corporation, Reading
> Oracle RDBMS 1, 1990, Oracle UK, Bracknell
> Oracle RDBMS 1, 1990, Oracle UK, Bracknell
> Computer Facility Planning and Operations, 1990, Frost & Sullivan, London
> Fortan 77 Programming, 1987, Royal Naval Engineering College, Plymouth
> VAX/VMS Systems Management, 1987, Digital Equipment Corporation, Reading
> Online Courses
> Cryptography 1, Stanford University / Coursera Online Course, May 2013
> Introduction to Databases, Stanford University / Class2Go Online Course, March 2013
> Computer Networks, Stanford University / Class2Go Online Course, December 2012
> Other Courses and Training
> Negotiating Skills, First Wessex / CREATE, Sep 2013
> Chairing Skills (Intermediate), First Wessex / CREATE, May 2013
> Confidence Building, First Wessex / CREATE, May 2013
> Recruitment Skills, First Wessex, April 2013
> Writing Skills, First Wessex / CREATE, February 2013
> Equality & Diversity, First Wessex / Fair Play Training, February 2013
> Dealing with Difficult Situations, First Wessex / CREATE, December 2012
> Tenant Inspection, Hampshire & District Residents Forum / Burkitt Vernelle, September 2012
> Communication Skills, First Wessex / CREATE, September 2012
> Sage Bookkeeping, 1998, Sage
> Management Development Program, 1992, EDC Training / Defence Research Agency
> FAW Certification 1986 (recertified 1989 and 1992)
> Full UK / EEC Driving licence holde
>

Yup, Denis has some real credentials to his name, unlike you. Plus,
he's not a SPAMMER, but a genuine asset to this newsgroup.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 4, 2015, 5:47:14 AM3/4/15
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He's just letting the whole world know who the SPAMMER here is.

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Mar 4, 2015, 6:50:33 AM3/4/15
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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:

> Denis McMahon wrote:
>> Registrant Street: 67 Village Drive
>> Registrant City: Kingston
>> Registrant State/Province: ON
>> Registrant Phone: +1.3152362800
>
> Denis McMahon, why are you posting my address and being a douche?
> Because I posted about http://www.spammers.com

Why is it you live in Oswego, NY, U.S. and have your web site registered
to a Canadian address? Do you cross the border each day to go to work?

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Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn

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Mar 4, 2015, 7:31:23 AM3/4/15
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Denis McMahon wrote:

> On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 06:35:02 -0800, 0ntariokingston wrote:
>> http://spamsite/spampath/
>
> Spamming Bastard Data:
>
> […]

| TERMS OF USE: […]
| Whois database is provided by VeriSign for information purposes only, and
| to assist persons in obtaining information about or related to a domain
| name registration record. VeriSign does not guarantee its accuracy. By
| submitting a Whois query, you agree to abide by the following terms of
| use: You agree that you may use this Data only for lawful purposes and
| that under no circumstances will you use this Data to: (1) allow, enable,
| or otherwise support the transmission of mass unsolicited, commercial
| advertising or solicitations via e-mail, telephone, or facsimile; or (2)
| enable high volume, automated, electronic processes that apply to VeriSign
| (or its computer systems). The compilation, repackaging, dissemination or
| other use of this Data is expressly prohibited without the prior written
| consent of VeriSign. […]

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PointedEars
Zend Certified PHP Engineer
Twitter: @PointedEars2
Please do not cc me. / Bitte keine Kopien per E-Mail.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 4, 2015, 7:40:19 AM3/4/15
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On 3/4/2015 7:29 AM, the well-known troll Thomas 'Pointed Head' Lahn wrote:
> Denis McMahon wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 06:35:02 -0800, 0ntariokingston wrote:
>>> http://spamsite/spampath/
>>
>> Spamming Bastard Data:
>>
>> […]
>
> | TERMS OF USE: […]
> | Whois database is provided by VeriSign for information purposes only, and
> | to assist persons in obtaining information about or related to a domain
> | name registration record. VeriSign does not guarantee its accuracy. By
> | submitting a Whois query, you agree to abide by the following terms of
> | use: You agree that you may use this Data only for lawful purposes and
> | that under no circumstances will you use this Data to: (1) allow, enable,
> | or otherwise support the transmission of mass unsolicited, commercial
> | advertising or solicitations via e-mail, telephone, or facsimile; or (2)
> | enable high volume, automated, electronic processes that apply to VeriSign
> | (or its computer systems). The compilation, repackaging, dissemination or
> | other use of this Data is expressly prohibited without the prior written
> | consent of VeriSign. […]
>

Which has absolutely nothing to do with what Denis posted.

But spammers and trolls always stick up for each other...

Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn

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Mar 4, 2015, 9:48:45 AM3/4/15
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Jerry Stuckle wrote:

> […] Thomas 'Pointed Head' Lahn wrote:
>> Denis McMahon wrote:
>>> On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 06:35:02 -0800, 0ntariokingston wrote:
>>>> http://spamsite/spampath/
>>>
>>> Spamming Bastard Data:
>>>
>>> […]
>>
>> | TERMS OF USE: […]
>> | Whois database is provided by VeriSign for information purposes only,
>> | and to assist persons in obtaining information about or related to a
>> | domain name registration record. VeriSign does not guarantee its
>> | accuracy. By submitting a Whois query, you agree to abide by the
>> | following terms of use: You agree that you may use this Data only for
>> | lawful purposes and that under no circumstances will you use this Data
>> | to: (1) allow, enable, or otherwise support the transmission of mass
>> | unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations via e-mail,
>> | telephone, or facsimile; or (2) enable high volume, automated,
>> | electronic processes that apply to VeriSign (or its computer systems).
>> | The compilation, repackaging, dissemination or other use of this Data
>> | is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of VeriSign.
>> | […]
>
> Which has absolutely nothing to do with what Denis posted.

Yes, it has. It is not allowed to post WHOIS data, and certainly not in
that manner.

> But spammers and trolls always stick up for each other...

Two wrongs make no right.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 4, 2015, 10:26:16 AM3/4/15
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Nothing in there says you can't post the information on usenet. It is
public, and subject to copyright laws (which allow for incidental use of
such material). But you're not good at understanding this, anyway. And
any attempt to block such an attempt would be laughed out of virtually
any court on the planet. It's a good thing you're not an attorney!

And here's a hint: This is NOT compl.lang.pointedheads.group. You want
to control what's posted? Create your own moderated newsgroup.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 4, 2015, 11:38:32 AM3/4/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Can we please keep these posts related to PHP!

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 4, 2015, 11:42:55 AM3/4/15
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The only address you need to worry about is http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm that is actually related to PHP unlike your unrelated to everything question.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 4, 2015, 12:11:08 PM3/4/15
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Wow you advice to help me make http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm better is pretty useless. No samples of ones better? How better? Compression in PHP is same as compression on PHP, so how could one be better? LAUGH OUT LOUD! I posted my PHP generator script to get input and all you are doing is wasting ascii characters so far.

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Mar 4, 2015, 12:13:08 PM3/4/15
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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:

> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>> Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
>> > Denis McMahon wrote:
>> >> Registrant Street: 67 Village Drive Registrant City: Kingston
>> >> Registrant State/Province: ON Registrant Phone: +1.3152362800
>> >
>> > Denis McMahon, why are you posting my address and being a douche?
>> > Because I posted about http://www.spammers.com
>>
>> Why is it you live in Oswego, NY, U.S. and have your web site
>> registered to a Canadian address? Do you cross the border each day to
>> go to work?
>
> The only address you need to worry about is
> http://www.spammers.com that is actually related to
> PHP unlike your unrelated to everything question.

I still want to know why you live in Oswego, New York and have a website
registered in Kingston, Ontario. How can we trust you if you won't tell
us??? You must be at Village Drive this morning, not far from the Wolfe
Island ferry. Is that how you get to work from Oswego?

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 4, 2015, 12:13:33 PM3/4/15
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On Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 7:31:23 AM UTC-5, Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn wrote:
> Denis McMahon wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 06:35:02 -0800, 0ntariokingston wrote:
> >> http://spamsite/spampath/
> >
> > Spamming Bastard Data:
> >
> > [...]
>
> | TERMS OF USE: [...]
> | Whois database is provided by VeriSign for information purposes only, and
> | to assist persons in obtaining information about or related to a domain
> | name registration record. VeriSign does not guarantee its accuracy. By
> | submitting a Whois query, you agree to abide by the following terms of
> | use: You agree that you may use this Data only for lawful purposes and
> | that under no circumstances will you use this Data to: (1) allow, enable,
> | or otherwise support the transmission of mass unsolicited, commercial
> | advertising or solicitations via e-mail, telephone, or facsimile; or (2)
> | enable high volume, automated, electronic processes that apply to VeriSign
> | (or its computer systems). The compilation, repackaging, dissemination or
> | other use of this Data is expressly prohibited without the prior written
> | consent of VeriSign. [...]
>
> --
> PointedEars
> Zend Certified PHP Engineer
> Twitter: @PointedEars2
> Please do not cc me. / Bitte keine Kopien per E-Mail.

Wow Thomas, cannot believe you helped me and backed me up. Guess you have seen me enough to know I won't go running away crying like a little bitch... Thanks man.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 4, 2015, 12:15:48 PM3/4/15
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I want to know the secrets of the universe! My address is http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm and it's related to PHP unlike where I live and what I eat for breakfast. Please post stuff related to PHP.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 4, 2015, 12:23:36 PM3/4/15
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SO you cannot trust my page http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm because you do not know where I live and what time I shit at? How can I trust you without knowing where you live or your boyfriend lives? What time does your mommy tuck you in bed every night? How often you pull it?

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 4, 2015, 12:40:53 PM3/4/15
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On 3/4/2015 12:11 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> On Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 5:45:33 AM UTC-5, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>> On 3/3/2015 9:52 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
>>> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
>>>> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>>>
>>>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/
>>>
>>> Wow Jerry, man, I feel for you... My page http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm will take PHP and compress it to PHP script. Doesn't that have a tiny bit to do with PHP maybe? Hmmmn...
>>>
>>
>> It has everything to do with you being a SPAMMER. And SPAMMERS are not
>> welcome in this newsgroup.
>>
>> And BTW - your compressor is a piece of crap. I've seen better from
>> newbies.
>>
>
> Wow you advice to help me make http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm better is pretty useless. No samples of ones better? How better? Compression in PHP is same as compression on PHP, so how could one be better? LAUGH OUT LOUD! I posted my PHP generator script to get input and all you are doing is wasting ascii characters so far.
>

Well, normally I don't give advice to SPAMMERS. But here's one - if you
had actually written this script, you would understand the code - and
know the requirements for someone to use it. But you don't even know
what's required, so there's no way you understand the script.

Next time try to steal a better script.

And no, you didn't "post your PHP generator script to get input". You
SPAMMED this newsgroup.

And I wouldn't count too much on Pointed Head's support. He's a well
known troll in multiple newsgroups, and no one gives him any credence.

As for "wasting ASCII characters" - I'm not the one talking to myself,
and trying to hide that fact! You really ARE stoopid. It took all of
15 seconds to discover your little ploy.

Jerry Stuckle

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On 3/4/2015 11:38 AM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA iamaspammer.com) wrote:
>> http://iamaspammer.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>
>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://iamaspammer.com
>
> Can we please keep these posts related to PHP!
>

Talking to yourself again, I see! ROFLMAO!

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm is related to PHP. Your comment is related to nothing.

Jerry Stuckle

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On 3/4/2015 12:46 PM, SPAMMER Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA
iamapsammer.com) wrote:
> On Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 12:42:13 PM UTC-5, Jerry Stuckle wrote:
>> On 3/4/2015 11:38 AM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA iamaspammer.com) wrote:
>>> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA iamaspammer.com) wrote:
>>>> http://iamaspammer.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>>>
>>>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://iamaspammer.com
>>>
>>> Can we please keep these posts related to PHP!
>>>
>>
>> Talking to yourself again, I see! ROFLMAO!
>>
>> --
>> ==================
>> Remove the "x" from my email address
>> Jerry Stuckle
>> jstu...@attglobal.net
>> ==================
>
> http://www.iamaspammer.com/PHP-Packer.htm is related to PHP. Your comment is related to nothing.
>

No, is pure SPAM. And you are a SPAMMER - and not a very good one, at
that. But you obviously get off by talking to yourself.
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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm is related to PHP compression (generates packed & self extracting PHP scripts or JavaScript codes). Your comment is not related. This is a PHP discussion group, not a "flame war" for "flaming flamers".
> Remove the "logic" from my brain and you see what is left
> Jerry Fuckle
> jstu...@attglobal.net
> ==================

http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm is related to PHP compression (generates packed & self extracting PHP scripts or JavaScript codes). Your comment is not related. This is a PHP discussion group, not a "flame war" for "flaming flamers".

Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn

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Christian White […] wrote:

> On Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 7:31:23 AM UTC-5, Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn
> wrote:
>> Denis McMahon wrote:
>> > On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 06:35:02 -0800, 0ntariokingston wrote:
>> >> http://spamsite/spampath/
>> >
>> > Spamming Bastard Data:
>> >
>> > [...]
>>
>> | TERMS OF USE: [...]
>> | Whois database is provided by VeriSign for information purposes only,
>> | and to assist persons in obtaining information about or related to a
>> | domain name registration record. VeriSign does not guarantee its
>> | accuracy. By submitting a Whois query, you agree to abide by the
>> | following terms of use: You agree that you may use this Data only for
>> | lawful purposes and that under no circumstances will you use this Data
>> | to: (1) allow, enable, or otherwise support the transmission of mass
>> | unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations via e-mail,
>> | telephone, or facsimile; or (2) enable high volume, automated,
>> | electronic processes that apply to VeriSign (or its computer systems).
>> | The compilation, repackaging, dissemination or other use of this Data
>> | is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of VeriSign.
>> | [...]
>>
>> […]
>
> Wow Thomas, cannot believe you helped me and backed me up.

JFTR & JFYI:

I did not. AISB: Two wrongs don’t make a right. It is evidentially wrong
to post WHOIS data so that it is distributed world-wide: it is also wrong to
do that in order to (help) attack someone in public or someone’s technical
infrastructure. That does not make your spamming Usenet newsgroups any less
wrong.

> Guess you have seen me enough

I had not seen any more postings from you (except in quotations) since you
hit comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html (after you hit comp.lang.javascript)
because I eventually killfiled you as you are continuing to waste my
precious free time with this “packer & compressor” nonsense (and the
secondary reason is that you are using Google Groups from which most of the
spam to Usenet comes from). If you had any clue what you are doing you
would realize that nobody wants your software, if it even worked, primarily
because nobody needs it. Hence reactions to it as to your OP.

However, my killfile is actually a part of my scorefile, which means that I
still see some replies to my postings, and of course I read the quotations.

> to know I won't go running away crying like a little bitch...

Put politely, you are grossly overestimating your importance (to me).

> Thanks man.

You should thank me for something else.

Please trim your quotes; do not quote signatures unless referring to them.

Christoph M. Becker

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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:

> http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm is related to PHP
> compression (generates packed & self extracting PHP scripts or
> JavaScript codes). Your comment is not related. This is a PHP
> discussion group, not a "flame war" for "flaming flamers".

It might be reasonable to ignore the trolls.

--
Christoph M. Becker

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn: http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm is related to PHP compression (generates packed & self extracting PHP scripts or JavaScript codes). Your comment is not related. This is a PHP discussion group. I do however like the fact that you keep bumping this post back to the top of the PHP topics, thanks!
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crankypuss

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On 03/01/2015 07:35 AM, 0ntario...@gmail.com wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/
>

After reading all the anti-spam replies, I took a quick look at your web
page.

The example you give compresses the sample PHP code from 76905 bytes to
35036 bytes. That's about 45% of the original.

I've built something that I call phpLibMgr. The most readily available
example of packed/unpacked that I have takes a cli application from
886,997 bytes to 166,102 bytes, which is 18% of the original. Running
the packed application with an "unpack" argument restores the original
source code to its readable form so one can maintain it. Every required
user-written routine is included in the packed form, and no uncalled
routines are present.

The packed application (once unpacked) can be re-imported into the
library that is created by packing it, changes are flagged/versioned,
and so forth. And as a bonus one can make queries about functions to
determine where they are called, which is most heavily used, which are
recursive-via-call, what the call-paths between the mainline and any
given function are, and so forth.

Apparently, since the "spam!" outcries are so loud, you must be trying
to sell your thinger. Once mine is complete (presuming that it ever is
"complete") it will become freely available in source form.

One of the main reasons that I wrote phpLibMgr is that I write cli
applications in PHP. Some of them (like "partitionBackup", or
"bootSetup") are fairly crucial to my workflow. And there is *nothing*
more infuriating than trying to use a trusted application while you are
modifying one of the library routines it uses, and finding that your
in-progress modifications are not working and neither is your crucial
application because the included library function is broken.

Basically phpLibMgr acts like a static link operation, all the necessary
routines are included in the output module. I'd like to include a copy
of PHP in the packed result but the terms of its GNU licensing agreement
appear to prohibit such a thing, so packed applications only run on
systems already having PHP installed.

It's an interim measure, one of those tools built in order to build the
tools necessary for something further. Frankly much of it is "crap code".

While I understand the financial pressures unavoidable within modern
society, I find the blatant commercialism present throughout the
software industry to be grossly offensive. One example is the google
play store and its demoware and crippleware and payware. Your post
seems to be another example.

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Matthew Carter

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crankypuss <inv...@invalid.invalid> writes:

> On 03/01/2015 07:35 AM, 0ntario...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> I've built something that I call phpLibMgr. The most readily
>
> Basically phpLibMgr acts like a static link operation, all the
> necessary routines are included in the output module. I'd like to
> include a copy of PHP in the packed result but the terms of its GNU
> licensing agreement appear to prohibit such a thing, so packed
> applications only run on systems already having PHP installed.
>

Actually PHP uses it's own license (which is different from GPL),
although you are right, by virtue of including the word 'php' in your
project name, you are ineligible to include any of the PHP source code
without breaking the license.

http://php.net/license/index.php

If you renamed your project to myLibMGr or something, you'd be fine to
include the PHP source code though.

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http://ahungry.com

crankypuss

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I have no interest in including the PHP source code. What I had in mind
was a modified PHP interpreter that pulled its source from the tail-end
of the executable. That would entail distributing PHP in binary form.
The requirements of the GPL seem to be prohibitive. Screw 'em, nobody
is using this thing but me, and I have PHP installed.

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Matthew Carter

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Unless you're using PHP 3 or less, GPL has nothing to do with the PHP
license (or PHP) in anyway.

Jerry Stuckle

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You're confusing the PHP source code with PHP scripts.

You cannot distribute the code for the interpreter (or anything else
provided by Zend) and call it PHP.

This is different from scripts or other code you write which operates
completely independent of the Zend code, which Zend cannot control since
they don't own it in the first place.

Matthew Carter

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Mar 5, 2015, 9:50:10 AM3/5/15
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Ah in that case my bad - I thought he was talking about including a PHP
interpreter in his compressed PHP code (so it could uncompress on
machines without PHP installed).

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

CrankyPuss: Much HTML code I put in will actually get around 70 to 80% removal of size, the example on page has been minified somewhat as the DOM processed it

Christoph M. Becker

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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com):

If you have a real name, use it. Otherwise feel free to add more AKAs;
"Justin Blue", "John Black" and "Jack Red" come to mind.

> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
>> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>
>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Interesting -- you're quoting yourself again. Do you really believe you
can push the PageRank of your site up from 0 (in words: zero) by
spamming Usenet via Google Groups? I don't think so.

Anyhow, I prefer to ignore such nonsense, so *plonk*.

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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Christoph My Pecker: If your comment is unrelated to my post or PHP coding, your comment is spam. This is a PHP discussion group.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 5, 2015, 9:35:49 PM3/5/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

All you trolls are looking for dirt on me. You want to know the biggest thing you could possibly find out about me?

http://google.ca/search?q=%22dave%20brown%22%20%22adam%20holland%22

I am not worried about a repuation. I do not think anyone can make me look worse than that, but have fun trying and better get good lawyers if you plan to sue me for $6 million dollars too. Do a domain whois on www.signgenerator.org to verify I am the meme originator and stuff.

Just remember, a villian often gets a big part in a movie or comic book ;)

Jerry Stuckle

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Christoph,

He's even stoopider than most SPAMMERS. He SPAMS this newsgroup - but
when people tell him how crappy his code is (and that he is a SPAMMER),
he says WE are the ones doing the SPAMMING.

One thing about keeping this thread at the top of the list - more people
find out just how crappy both he and his code are.

He must really be desperate - but I can understand why no one will hire
him or use his code. :)

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 5, 2015, 9:41:28 PM3/5/15
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ROFLMAO! You don't even know what SPAM is.

And AAMOF, unlike your SPAM, Christoph's post is perfectly related to
this newsgroup. One of the things we do here is point out how crap code
(like yours) is worthless - especially when you are SPAMMING the newsgroup.

You must really be desperate. No one will hire you or use your code. I
can understand why. And the more you keep this at the top of the list,
the more people in the world come to know you for the SPAMMER you are
and the CRAP CODE you write.

And yes, this post is EXACTLY on target for this newsgroup. But you,
having never posted to this newsgroup before your SPAM, will claim
otherwise. However, those of use who have participated in this
newsgroup for a decade or longer know better.

But once again, go ahead. Make another ass of yourself. That is ONE
thing you are quite good at.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com)

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Mar 5, 2015, 9:44:23 PM3/5/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA WHAK.com) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

If your comment is unrelated to my topic of "PHP and Compression" or PHP coding, then your comment is useless spam! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me and making unlawful false accusations about me will get no one anywhere.

crankypuss

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Very interesting. Apparently the legal issues are not what I thought.
Thanks.

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crankypuss

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On 03/05/2015 07:50 AM, Matthew Carter wrote:
> Jerry Stuckle <jstu...@attglobal.net> writes:
>
>> On 3/5/2015 8:53 AM, Matthew Carter wrote:
>>> crankypuss <inv...@invalid.invalid> writes:
>>>
>>>> On 03/01/2015 07:35 AM, 0ntario...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I've built something that I call phpLibMgr. The most readily
>>>>
>>>> Basically phpLibMgr acts like a static link operation, all the
>>>> necessary routines are included in the output module. I'd like to
>>>> include a copy of PHP in the packed result but the terms of its GNU
>>>> licensing agreement appear to prohibit such a thing, so packed
>>>> applications only run on systems already having PHP installed.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Actually PHP uses it's own license (which is different from GPL),
>>> although you are right, by virtue of including the word 'php' in your
>>> project name, you are ineligible to include any of the PHP source code
>>> without breaking the license.
>>>
>>> http://php.net/license/index.php
>>>
>>> If you renamed your project to myLibMGr or something, you'd be fine to
>>> include the PHP source code though.
>>>
>>
>> You're confusing the PHP source code with PHP scripts.
>>
>> You cannot distribute the code for the interpreter (or anything else
>> provided by Zend) and call it PHP.

I do see from looking at the current redistribution terms that they are
quite fond of the name "PHP", which does not pose a problem imo.

>> This is different from scripts or other code you write which operates
>> completely independent of the Zend code, which Zend cannot control since
>> they don't own it in the first place.
>
> Ah in that case my bad - I thought he was talking about including a PHP
> interpreter in his compressed PHP code (so it could uncompress on
> machines without PHP installed).

That's exactly what I was talking about. Currently an application that
has been "statically linked" (so to speak) into a single compressed file
will uncompress itself and run on any linux system that has PHP
installed, but with a slightly modified copy of the interpreter
"prepended" to the compressed script such an application could run on
systems that don't have PHP installed. For some of the things I'm
interested in (system install, system backup, boot setup) that could be
beneficial.

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Jerry Stuckle

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My mistake. I didn't understand you were including a modified copy of
the interpreter. IN that case I agree with Matthew.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)

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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

UPDATE: Now you can import an online file (like upload) or use a URL query to load in code.

crankypuss

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No drama. I am not currently including a modified copy of the
interpreter. It is something I had considered unfeasible because of
licensing restrictions, I now realize that it is feasible.

Since I also realize that my applications are linux-specific, and what
I'm working toward is system-independence, I'm not sure it's worth
taking the time to implement, since it solves only half of a problem.

So Jerry, when are you retiring, or are you going to be one of those
skeletons sitting at a desk covered in cobwebs? <g>

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Jerry Stuckle

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I understand that. Sometimes it's just not worth the trouble.

> So Jerry, when are you retiring, or are you going to be one of those
> skeletons sitting at a desk covered in cobwebs? <g>
>

Oh, I'm already semi-retired. I work because I want to; I couldn't
stand just sitting around the house all day doing nothing. :)

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)

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Mar 7, 2015, 1:57:01 PM3/7/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

UPDATE: Will grab source code from a live web page or plain text from an online file through a URL query: http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm?url=http://www.acme.com

Denis McMahon

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UPDATE: www.scriptcompress.com is still spam spam spam spam spam

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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)

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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

If your comment is unrelated to my topic of "PHP and Compression" or PHP coding, then your comment is useless spam! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making false accusations about me will not help anyone.

I am not a threat to you guys! I am not here to steal your chances of getting a $10 hand programming job, I am a CEO, I already have too many jobs including the hiring! I am not here to steal your women! I am not here to beat your WoW score to make you look bad. So put your hard (floppy) drives away, throw some feces and chill out!

BTW: Thanks! It's funny watching you guys flip out & you gays keep bumping the topic in Google Groups (plus sites that use API) to the top of the list :)

Jerry Stuckle

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On 3/7/2015 11:49 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)
wrote:
> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
>> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>
>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/
>
> If your comment is unrelated to my topic of "PHP and Compression" or PHP coding, then your comment is useless spam! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making false accusations about me will not help anyone.
>

His comment is 100% related to the content in this newsgroup - that is,
YOUR SPAM. You need to understand what SPAM is. It is NOT someone
complaining about you repeatedly SPAMMING your CRAP SCRIPTS.

> I am not a threat to you guys! I am not here to steal your chances of getting a $10 hand programming job, I am a CEO, I already have too many jobs including the hiring! I am not here to steal your women! I am not here to beat your WoW score to make you look bad. So put your hard (floppy) drives away, throw some feces and chill out!
>

No, we know you aren't a threat to us. Anyone who takes a look at this
thread sees how STOOPID you are and what a piece of CRAP your script is.

As for CEO - I guess for you that means CRAP EXTRAORDINARY OWNER. And
if you had ANY jobs, you wouldn't have to SPAM Usenet with your crap.
But your continued SPAMMING of Usenet proves you don't have any work.

And I suspect you can't attract any women, either. Otherwise you
wouldn't be so hung up on them.

> BTW: Thanks! It's funny watching you guys flip out & you gays keep bumping the topic in Google Groups (plus sites that use API) to the top of the list :)
>

Yup, keep it up. You're showing the entire world how crappy you and
your code are. And with every posting you're losing more prospective
clients.

Not that you ever had any in the first place.
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

If your comment is unrelated to my topic of "PHP and Compression", http://www.scriptcompress.com or PHP coding, then your comment is useless spam! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making false accusations about me will not help anyone.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 8, 2015, 4:21:48 PM3/8/15
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On 3/8/2015 11:39 AM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)
wrote:
> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
>> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>
>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/
>
> Most of the world is retards like you Jerry. I do not want to work for retards, I am a CEO bitch
>

ROFLMAO! You are Crap Extraordinary Owner of a one person shop (you)
who can't get a job flipping burgers at a fast food joint. And you have
no customers, so you spend your time SPAMMING usenet with your crap.

You're just digging your hole deeper and deeper. No one is going to
hire you once they see your postings on usenet.

You are, indeed, a legend in your own mind. But to the rest of the
world you're just a stoopid spammer.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)

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Mar 8, 2015, 8:05:32 PM3/8/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Jerry Fuckle: If your comment is unrelated (or another repeated spam about spam) to my topic of "PHP, Obfuscation & Packing", http://www.scriptcompress.com or PHP coding, then your comment is useless and considered spam (flooding out my discussion with troll hatered)! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making illegal false accusations about me will not help anyone.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 8, 2015, 8:14:15 PM3/8/15
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On 3/8/2015 8:05 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)
ROFLMAO! A third grade name calling - just your maturity level. But
then SPAMMERS never were very mature.

And your topic is just an example of SPAMMING a CRAP script. But the
more you post, the stoopider you look. And the more people will know
what a CRAP programmer you are.

No wonder no one wants you junk. Almost everyone in the world is
smarter than you are.

And if any of my allegations are illegal, I challenge you to have me
arrested. But you can't, because they're all true.

But here's a suggestion on how to make your script better. Take it off
the internet and destroy it and your computers. Get a job as a
dishwasher - it's about the only think I can see you're qualified for
(if that).
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Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)

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Mar 8, 2015, 8:56:37 PM3/8/15
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Jerry Stuckle: If your comment is unrelated (or another repeated spam about spam) to my topic of "PHP, Obfuscation & Packing", http://www.scriptcompress.com or PHP coding, then your comment is useless and considered spam (flooding out my discussion with troll hatered)! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making illegal false accusations about me will not help anyone.

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)

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Mar 8, 2015, 8:57:53 PM3/8/15
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UPDATE: Here is the bookmarklet for URL grabbing source code: javascript:window.open('http://www.scriptcompress.com/JavaScript-Packers.htm?url='+window.location.href);

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)

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Mar 8, 2015, 9:05:19 PM3/8/15
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On Sunday, March 8, 2015 at 8:57:53 PM UTC-4, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
> UPDATE: Here is the bookmarklet for URL grabbing source code: javascript:window.open('http://www.scriptcompress.com/JavaScript-Packers.htm?url='+window.location.href);

Oops, made an error, that was for the JavaScript client side. Here is the PHP bookmarklet:

javascript:window.open('http://www.scriptcompress.com/PHP-Packer.htm?url='+window.location.href);

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 8, 2015, 10:12:09 PM3/8/15
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On 3/8/2015 8:54 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)
wrote:
> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
>> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>
>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/
>
> Jerry Suckle: If your comment is unrelated (or another repeated spam about spam) to my topic of "PHP, Obfuscation & Packing", http://www.scriptcompress.com or PHP coding, then your comment is useless and considered spam (flooding out my discussion with troll hatered)! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making illegal false accusations about me will not help anyone.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 8, 2015, 10:12:34 PM3/8/15
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On 3/8/2015 8:56 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)
wrote:
> Jerry Stuckle: If your comment is unrelated (or another repeated spam about spam) to my topic of "PHP, Obfuscation & Packing", http://www.scriptcompress.com or PHP coding, then your comment is useless and considered spam (flooding out my discussion with troll hatered)! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making illegal false accusations about me will not help anyone.
>
>
>
> On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
>> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>>
>> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/
>

Beware - you're repeating your stoopidity.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 8, 2015, 10:14:46 PM3/8/15
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On 3/8/2015 8:57 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)
wrote:
> UPDATE: Here is the bookmarklet for URL grabbing source code: javascript:window.open('http://www.iamaspammer.com);
>

And no one STILL wants your crap script, SPAMMER.

Also, you don't even know enough not to put javascript in an email
message. It doesn't work, SPAMMER.

Even more STOOPIDITY from the SPAMMER! ROFLMAO!

Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)

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Mar 8, 2015, 10:43:13 PM3/8/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser) wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Jerry Suckle: If your comment is unrelated (or another repeated spam about spam) to my topic of "PHP, Obfuscation & Packing", http://www.scriptcompress.com or PHP coding, then your comment is useless and considered spam (flooding out my discussion with troll hatered)! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making illegal false accusations about me will not help anyone.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 8, 2015, 10:57:35 PM3/8/15
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On 3/8/2015 10:43 PM, Christian White (AKA Dave Brown AKA Troll Teaser)
Oh wow. I'm REALLY AFRAID! Go ahead and sue me for those "illegal
false allegations". They are so easy to prove it isn't even funny.

And there is nothing illegal about the truth - even though it does hurt.

MASTER TROLL BAIT

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Mar 8, 2015, 11:06:13 PM3/8/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, MASTER TROLL BAIT wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Jerry Stuck: If your comment is unrelated (or another repeated spam about spam) to my topic of "PHP, Obfuscation & Packing", http://www.scriptcompress.com or PHP coding, then your comment is useless and considered spam (flooding out my discussion with troll hatered)! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making illegal false accusations about me will not help anyone.

Jerry Stuckle

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Mar 9, 2015, 9:41:16 AM3/9/15
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More third grade name calling from the spammer. No wonder no one wants
anything to do with you or your crap code. You really need to learn to
grow up.

MASTER TROLL BAIT

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Mar 9, 2015, 10:32:43 AM3/9/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, MASTER TROLL BAIT wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

Jerry Fuctard: If your comment is unrelated (or another repeated spam about spam) to my topic of "PHP, Obfuscation & Packing", http://www.scriptcompress.com or PHP coding, then your comment is useless and considered spam (flooding out my discussion)! A proper response would be to suggest ways to make something better or perhaps a question on how it works. Attacking me or making illegal false accusations (libel, slander and "defamation of character") about me will not help anyone.

MASTER TROLL BAIT

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Mar 9, 2015, 11:03:14 AM3/9/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, MASTER TROLL BAIT wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

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MASTER TROLL BAIT

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Mar 14, 2015, 5:27:33 AM3/14/15
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On Sunday, March 1, 2015 at 9:35:18 AM UTC-5, MASTER TROLL BAIT wrote:
> http://scriptcompress.com/packer/- I have created an online tool that packs & compresses PHP code to self extracting and self executing PHP code. You can pack HTML code to PHP too.
>
> Also there are multiple JavaScript packers and encoders included, similar to http://dean.edwards.name/packer/

I can see why some people do not care. This tool is not useful so much as compression for web as it has to decompress before sending out anyhow. The best use for this PHP tool is to obfuscate your source code (HTML packed to PHP or PHP compressed to PHP) to make it much harder to read and possibly steal by someone else (also hard for anyone to edit). With normal Base64 encoding, it will make everything 30% bigger, but our method will make your files about half the size or less!

If you wish host and distribute a compressed HTML file (PHP will extract the HTML code before sending out to client, no gain at all really), you may want to consider using our JavaScript packers http://www.scriptcompress.com/JavaScript-Packers.htm for HTML code because now your server will send out a compressed file that the client will decompress (saves your server resources and bandwidth) even if the client does not usally know how to decompress due to built in decompressors we supplied (auto extracting and self running JavaScript code to wrap in <script>tags</script>).
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