The Genie looked
at the remains and shook his head. "This critter is too
far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Maybe
there's something else you'd like?"
Bill thought for a
minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two
photos. "I had an affair with this beautiful young girl
called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first
photo. "But I’m actually married to this woman called
Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo. "You
see what Hillary looks like, so do you think you can make
her look like Monica?"
The Genie studied
the two photographs and after a few minutes said,
"Man.....let me have another look at that dog!"