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Ms Kitty

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Dec 17, 2019, 8:49:11 PM12/17/19
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It's all in the IG report:

Did you read the new IG report?

https://www.oversight.gov/sites/default/files/oig-reports/120919-examination.pdf

It is 476 pages long, tell how Obama spyed on not only a US citizen, but a
competing campaign for president of the USA!



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Dec 17, 2019, 10:32:08 PM12/17/19
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so

Checkmate

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On Tue, 17 Dec 2019 19:48:53 -0600 Ms Kitty put forth the following
notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
He spied on all the Republican candidates, but especially Trump... looks
like he underestimated Trump, but I'm sure that little weasel will find
someone in "The Network" to cover his ass. Sedition is widespread,
because he had eight years to build what now must be routed out and
dismantled.

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Ms Kitty

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"Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Tue, 17 Dec 2019 19:48:53 -0600 Ms Kitty put forth the following
> notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> It's all in the IG report:
>>
>> Did you read the new IG report?
>>
>> https://www.oversight.gov/sites/default/files/oig-reports/120919-examination.pdf
>>
>> It is 476 pages long, tell how Obama spyed on not only a US citizen, but
>> a
>> competing campaign for president of the USA!
>
> He spied on all the Republican candidates, but especially Trump... looks
> like he underestimated Trump, but I'm sure that little weasel will find
> someone in "The Network" to cover his ass. Sedition is widespread,
> because he had eight years to build what now must be routed out and
> dismantled.

Exactly! And can you believe, they changed the URL above? Another copy
here: https://www.justice.gov/storage/120919-examination.pdf

We are sorry.
The page you are looking for has either moved or does not exist.



The Right And The Powerful

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On Fri, 3 Jan 2020 20:36:01 -0600, "Ms Kitty" <Ms.K...@home.net>
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I bet Miss Kitty likes chocolate cake. Not too much just now and
then.

Pint Size

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"The Right And The Powerful" <powe...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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No, what I would like, is for the traitors of this country hung, as the law
says.



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Jan 4, 2020, 1:24:47 PM1/4/20
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so , hang yourself then

mixed nuts

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Jan 4, 2020, 1:34:50 PM1/4/20
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Good thing Bill Clinton signed that law back in '96. I wonder who's
going first - Rudy? Moscow Mitch? Stalingrad Lindsey? Ukraine Devin?

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they're sending all the ford owners

Pint Size

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Funny you would mention that. I have the stock in a motor, back in the day,
that ran on drops of fuel, instead of gallons. It became a threat to Henry
Ford and Standard Oil Co. Even today, they kill people over knowing it
exists. There is a documentary on it. Funny how the global warming retards
don't know this history.



Checkmate

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2020 00:10:28 -0600 Pint Size put forth the following
Hate to break it to you, but it's bullSchitt.

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mixed nuts

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Jan 5, 2020, 11:13:53 AM1/5/20
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The President of the USA put very high tariffs on the technology because
it would destroy the market for Natural Clean Coal and Natural American
Gas so the China people can only sell ultra-efficient scooters and light
utility vehicles in foreign shithole countries where people don't care
about life-giving CO2 and blood and soil (because they're
anti-capitalist socialists who hate us for our freedoms).

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Pint Size

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Jan 5, 2020, 2:20:46 PM1/5/20
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"Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Apparently not, or people would have not died over it. My flight instructor
was the chief pilot for Standard Oil, and he's the one that bought lots of
shares in the company. He was there, but you know more than he does. ROFL.
I think you have dementia in your old age. I've noticed this for a while
now.



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Jan 5, 2020, 2:25:06 PM1/5/20
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where's the mid that proves this

mixed nuts

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So, how'd he die? Chopped up by a runaway prop? Ground loop into the
rocks? Taking off in a 50 knot tailwind because Clinton operatives tied
the windsock backwards? Sugar in his gas tank?


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i wonder why she collects welfare if she can fly a plane ,
i'd like to see the mid of her license

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2020, "Pint Size" <Ms.K...@home.net> wrote:
Checky said this...

<...>

>> Hate to break it to you, but it's bullSchitt.
>
>Apparently not, or people would have not died over it. My flight instructor
>was the chief pilot for Standard Oil, and he's the one that bought lots of
>shares in the company. He was there, but you know more than he does. ROFL.
>I think you have dementia in your old age. I've noticed this for a while
>now.

LOL, what a BLONDE! Checkmate is right and you're
a gullible blonde girl.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nobodys-fuel/

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mixed nuts

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You gotta stay sober.

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Checkmate

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Checkmate.

On Sun, 05 Jan 2020 15:09:28 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On Sun, 5 Jan 2020, "Pint Size" <Ms.K...@home.net> wrote:
> Checky said this...
>
> <...>
>
> >> Hate to break it to you, but it's bullSchitt.
> >
> >Apparently not, or people would have not died over it. My flight instructor
> >was the chief pilot for Standard Oil, and he's the one that bought lots of
> >shares in the company. He was there, but you know more than he does. ROFL.
> >I think you have dementia in your old age. I've noticed this for a while
> >now.
>
> LOL, what a BLONDE! Checkmate is right and you're
> a gullible blonde girl.
>
> https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nobodys-fuel/

That story's been floating around longer than Debby has, and anybody who
claims they bought "stock" based on that ridiculous story, is only
advertising their stupidity... but I see I've angered The Princess by
exposing her gullibility again. I'll probably be hearing a new round of
fag lames directed against my dearly departed father again next.

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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Jan 5, 2020, 5:02:28 PM1/5/20
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On Sun, 5 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>That story's been floating around longer than Debby has, and anybody who
>claims they bought "stock" based on that ridiculous story, is only
>advertising their stupidity... but I see I've angered The Princess by
>exposing her gullibility again. I'll probably be hearing a new round of
>fag lames directed against my dearly departed father again next.

She seems to have been getting increasingly
strident and nonsensical. It could be that
she's now passed out under the dining room
table. LOL

Checkmate

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On Sun, 05 Jan 2020 17:02:28 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On Sun, 5 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
> >That story's been floating around longer than Debby has, and anybody who
> >claims they bought "stock" based on that ridiculous story, is only
> >advertising their stupidity... but I see I've angered The Princess by
> >exposing her gullibility again. I'll probably be hearing a new round of
> >fag lames directed against my dearly departed father again next.
>
> She seems to have been getting increasingly
> strident and nonsensical. It could be that
> she's now passed out under the dining room
> table. LOL

I hate belligerent drunks...

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2020 14:14:06 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
<....>

>I hate belligerent drunks...

Belligerent girl drunks aren't so bad because
you can slap them around and fuck the shit
out of them in each and every orifice and they
don't remember it when the finally sober up.

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On 2020-01-05 3:14 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sun, 05 Jan 2020 17:02:28 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
> the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On Sun, 5 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> <...>
>>
>>> That story's been floating around longer than Debby has, and anybody who
>>> claims they bought "stock" based on that ridiculous story, is only
>>> advertising their stupidity... but I see I've angered The Princess by
>>> exposing her gullibility again. I'll probably be hearing a new round of
>>> fag lames directed against my dearly departed father again next.
>>
>> She seems to have been getting increasingly
>> strident and nonsensical. It could be that
>> she's now passed out under the dining room
>> table. LOL
>
> I hate belligerent drunks...
>
i hate drunks if i'm not drunk

Checkmate

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On Sun, 05 Jan 2020 17:23:08 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On Sun, 5 Jan 2020 14:14:06 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <....>
>
> >I hate belligerent drunks...
>
> Belligerent girl drunks aren't so bad because
> you can slap them around and fuck the shit
> out of them in each and every orifice and they
> don't remember it when the finally sober up.
>
> LOL

RAPISSED!

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>RAPISSED!

Don't tell the Nadsington twins but that was a
rusty hook to see if they bite on it and try to
use it as proof of raping and pillaging instead
of looking for a MID. LOL.

Pint Size

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""Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."" <greghall@høme.fake> wrote:

>LOL, what a BLONDE! Checkmate is right and you're
>a gullible blonde girl.

>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nobodys-fuel/


All liberals believe snopes! If it was a lie, then why did Skelly pay Tom
Ogle a million dollars, back in the 1940s? Why do rocket scientists believe
it? Why do so many people die when they try to use this invention?



Pint Size

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"Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sun, 05 Jan 2020 17:02:28 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
> the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On Sun, 5 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> <...>
>>
>> >That story's been floating around longer than Debby has, and anybody who
>> >claims they bought "stock" based on that ridiculous story, is only
>> >advertising their stupidity... but I see I've angered The Princess by
>> >exposing her gullibility again. I'll probably be hearing a new round of
>> >fag lames directed against my dearly departed father again next.
>>
>> She seems to have been getting increasingly
>> strident and nonsensical. It could be that
>> she's now passed out under the dining room
>> table. LOL
>
> I hate belligerent drunks...

I have had a sip of any alcohol, nor pain pills. Nothing!
Shows me just how smart the two of you are, Jimmy.



"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2020 17:51:27 -0600, "Pint Size" <Ms.K...@home.net> wrote:


>All liberals believe snopes! If it was a lie, then why did Skelly pay Tom
>Ogle a million dollars, back in the 1940s? Why do rocket scientists believe
>it? Why do so many people die when they try to use this invention?\

All you have to do is use your brain. There is only
so much energy (BTUs) contained in a gallon of
gasoline. If you burn it 100% efficiently you STILL
don't have enough to have a two-ton automobile
get 100 miles per gallon.

Google Search....

"One US gallon of gasoline contains 114,000 BTU of energy;
depending on the time of year, and depending on what is in
the gasoline. Jan 30, 2016"

In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine
you'd be VERY lucky to get 20mpg.

DOH!

Checkmate

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On Sun, 05 Jan 2020 17:51:27 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On Sun, 5 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
> >RAPISSED!
>
> Don't tell the Nadsington twins but that was a
> rusty hook to see if they bite on it and try to
> use it as proof of raping and pillaging instead
> of looking for a MID. LOL.

They will. If not now, then later.

Checkmate

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On Sun, 05 Jan 2020 19:08:52 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On Sun, 5 Jan 2020 17:51:27 -0600, "Pint Size" <Ms.K...@home.net> wrote:
>
>
> >All liberals believe snopes! If it was a lie, then why did Skelly pay Tom
> >Ogle a million dollars, back in the 1940s? Why do rocket scientists believe
> >it? Why do so many people die when they try to use this invention?\
>
> All you have to do is use your brain. There is only
> so much energy (BTUs) contained in a gallon of
> gasoline. If you burn it 100% efficiently you STILL
> don't have enough to have a two-ton automobile
> get 100 miles per gallon.
>
> Google Search....
>
> "One US gallon of gasoline contains 114,000 BTU of energy;
> depending on the time of year, and depending on what is in
> the gasoline. Jan 30, 2016"
>
> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine
> you'd be VERY lucky to get 20mpg.
>
> DOH!

Exactly! It can be proven through simple physics, yet weak-minded,
gullible individuals continue to repeat the same old bullshit stories in
perpetuity. I heard all that bullSchitt when I was a teenager, and I
didn't believe it then.

Pint Size

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""Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."" <greghall@høme.fake> wrote in message
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On Sun, 5 Jan 2020 17:51:27 -0600, "Pint Size" <Ms.K...@home.net> wrote:


>All liberals believe snopes! If it was a lie, then why did Skelly pay Tom
>Ogle a million dollars, back in the 1940s? Why do rocket scientists
>believe
>it? Why do so many people die when they try to use this invention?\

All you have to do is use your brain. There is only
so much energy (BTUs) contained in a gallon of
gasoline. If you burn it 100% efficiently you STILL
don't have enough to have a two-ton automobile
get 100 miles per gallon.

Google Search....

"One US gallon of gasoline contains 114,000 BTU of energy;
depending on the time of year, and depending on what is in
the gasoline. Jan 30, 2016"

In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine
you'd be VERY lucky to get 20mpg.

DOH!

Reply: Doh is right. I have no idea what you are on about. The snope
thing doesn't have a thing to do with what I'm talking about. Watch the 1
hr 42 documentary, of real things that happened back then.



mixed nuts

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Trump borrowed $365 million to buy out Eastern Airlines and never made a
penny. Plus, when he defaulted on the loan that he had personally
guaranteed, the bank took all the planes and got him for another $110
million (they treated him worse than jesus). I don't think he
assassinated anyone though - at least it wasn't on the news (who would
even know?).


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Pint Size

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"mixed nuts" <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
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Interesting, I never heard that one.


mixed nuts

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On 1/5/2020 7:08 PM, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 5 Jan 2020 17:51:27 -0600, "Pint Size" <Ms.K...@home.net> wrote:
>
>
>> All liberals believe snopes! If it was a lie, then why did Skelly pay Tom
>> Ogle a million dollars, back in the 1940s? Why do rocket scientists believe
>> it? Why do so many people die when they try to use this invention?\
>
> All you have to do is use your brain. There is only
> so much energy (BTUs) contained in a gallon of
> gasoline. If you burn it 100% efficiently you STILL
> don't have enough to have a two-ton automobile
> get 100 miles per gallon.
>
> Google Search....
>
> "One US gallon of gasoline contains 114,000 BTU of energy;
> depending on the time of year, and depending on what is in
> the gasoline. Jan 30, 2016"
>
> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine
> you'd be VERY lucky to get 20mpg.
>
> DOH!

I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.


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did you really think you were being understood

Sn!pe

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mixed nuts <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:

> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote:
[...]
> > In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine
> > you'd be VERY lucky to get 20mpg.
> >
> > DOH!
>
> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.

Does it have speckles?

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mixed nuts

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On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
> mixed nuts <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote:
> [...]
>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine
>>> you'd be VERY lucky to get 20mpg.
>>>
>>> DOH!
>>
>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.
>
> Does it have speckles?

It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe.

The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a
fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights)
for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light
traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any
speckles.

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i get all kinds of mileage and once ,
i did 42 mph coming down baldy hill ,
i almost lost my hat

vallor

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Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the left
lane?

Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you?

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mixed nuts

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I used to ride my bike down the airport hill. It's 600ft at the top and
400 ft at the bottom, and pretty steep, so if you get real low over the
handle bars and stick your feet out the back, you can get going pretty
good. I never lost my hat though, because I didn't wear one. The whole
trick about it, and why we did it, was to get going fast enough so the
big German Shepard at the bottom couldn't catch you. He didn't pay much
attention when you were walking or riding slow, but if you were moving
fast he'd try to run you down, so you had to go faster than he could. I
think they can do about 40.

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mixed nuts

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Jan 6, 2020, 5:15:19 PM1/6/20
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Note that it was a stealth perfuit. When cops are being severely
stealthy, they stay out of the left lane because that's where people are
watching for sneak-up cops. I was in the right lane because cars exit
from there so it's often slightly faster. I'll switch to the next lane
when cars are entering so they can find a hole, then I'll switch back.
When shit happens on the highway, I like to be where I can dodge out the
way, which is almost always on the right.

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Checkmate

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Checkmate.

On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT vallor put forth the following notion, which
was duly noted and recorded:


>
I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 in
a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his brights, so
I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck heeem! There
were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this dick kept
flashing his brights at me to move over.

Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me
up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him
sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to
the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ticket,
claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind
me. What a piece of Schitt!

Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit
because I knew there was a cop behind me. He followed me for awhile, then
passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed
him off. He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty
close to the same, but stayed behind him. Then he slowed back down, got
in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his
rear view mirror".

That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated discussion
about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a motorcycle
ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to give ME the
ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked him where the
MC was, what color it was, etc. He didn't seem to like that, and we each
got shitty with each other.

I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had
an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the
freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I
carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be
merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch
hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from the
back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc going on
behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to his
vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency.

Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit
me up again. I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room
to safely approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the
passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a
little bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower,
but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I
pulled out the first time.

Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up
to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't be
illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being pulled
over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops! "Don't bother getting your license
out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed. He
informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal when
I pulled out". As I said earlier, that was the first thing I did... right
before the "meteor" shower.

At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and
club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal
again, and a little less heavy on the clutch.

I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I
didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise,
but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn
indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't
even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at
the wall, like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District
Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began.

If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost
on both counts. Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock
bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Wed, 8 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

Scofflaw!

1) slower traffic move RIGHT, FFS!

2) cooperate with an LEO.

Checkmate

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Checkmate.

On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 16:45:15 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
Fuck heeem!

vallor

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Jan 9, 2020, 3:44:13 AM1/9/20
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Ah, you were trollin'.

I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be playing
those games.

What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes
going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the
truck.

"FFS, pass. the. truck."

Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right.

Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each
way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck.
Trucks passing trucks = more slowdowns.
You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I
guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose...

--
-v

Checkmate

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On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT vallor put forth the following notion, which
Road trolling is my favorite kind, but only when I run across a real
dickhead.

> I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be playing
> those games.
>
> What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes
> going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the
> truck.
>
> "FFS, pass. the. truck."

Have you ever been stuck behind some cunt going 10 or 15 miles under the
limit on a two-lane road, just waiting for a passing zone, and when you
get to one, the asshole suddenly speeds up? I fucking hate that. The
only road into town is like that, and it's officially one of the most
deadly roads in the entire County. We get an average of around half a
dozen fatalities a year on that highway, and some of them are head-ons.
Then we get shitloads of bikers and bicyclers out there when the weather's
right, and some of them end up part of the pavement.
I think he figured that too. At the time, I really didn't think it
through that much, because I was rather pist. If I were a bettin' man,
I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him. If you're
sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you
don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have
given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately...

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT vallor put forth the following notion....

>>
>> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I
>> guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose...
>
>I think he figured that too. At the time, I really didn't think it
>through that much, because I was rather pist. If I were a bettin' man,
>I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him. If you're
>sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you
>don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have
>given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately...

LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics.
An object as heavy as an automobile has lots of
inertia. When at rest it wants to remain at rest
and in motion it wants to remain in motion.

I bet even teh kensitard knows that much. So,
accelerating a heavy automobile on a loose surface
will actually be SLOWER because when the wheels
spin the energy that would have gone towards
modifying the inertia becomes wasted via moving
the gravel instead.

Any judge with even a basic grasp of physics
would have thrown the book at you.

HTH

Checkmate

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Checkmate.

On Thu, 09 Jan 2020 10:39:28 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT vallor put forth the following notion....
>
> >>
> >> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I
> >> guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose...
> >
> >I think he figured that too. At the time, I really didn't think it
> >through that much, because I was rather pist. If I were a bettin' man,
> >I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him. If you're
> >sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you
> >don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have
> >given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately...
>
> LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics.
> An object as heavy as an automobile has lots of
> inertia. When at rest it wants to remain at rest
> and in motion it wants to remain in motion.

I'm well aware of that, after designing and building roughly 6,000 motor
starters over the years, and having to take that into consideration.


> I bet even teh kensitard knows that much. So,
> accelerating a heavy automobile on a loose surface
> will actually be SLOWER because when the wheels
> spin the energy that would have gone towards
> modifying the inertia becomes wasted via moving
> the gravel instead.
>
> Any judge with even a basic grasp of physics
> would have thrown the book at you.
>
> HTH

Plausible deniability. I got exactly the results I intended.

mixed nuts

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I bet you didn't know that until President Trump created the greatest
economy the world has ever seen and made it possible for you to learn
that through Ivanka Trump’s workforce development initiative which is
already receiving praise as, perhaps, the greatest 'New Collar'
workforce development initiative the world has ever seen!!!

[...]
>
> Plausible deniability. I got exactly the results I intended.

Praise jesus!


--
Grizzly H.

mixed nuts

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On 1/10/2020 9:02 AM, Mr On!on wrote:
> Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed:
>
>> Praise jesus!
>
> Well done, jesus, have a lollipop.

Ice cream. Jesus want ice cream. Two scoops.


--
Grizzly H.

Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛

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On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; vallor <val...@cultnix.org>
determined that the following was of great importance and subsequently
decided to freely share it with us in
<h7o7er...@mid.individual.net>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, 💩 wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 💩. On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT vallor put forth the following
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Trucks passing trucks =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= more slowdowns.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

checkmate is as anti-cop as a typical anarchist that he likes to paint "socialist".

ain't that a hoot?

"nads" won't comment on this poast...

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THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

<...> huge trim

>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?

Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM!
Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner!

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

Darlene, Fran, and Pandora » these are easily
ignøred misandrists and anti-American harløts.

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 10:11:06 -0700, Scooter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 12:05:35 -0500, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>
>><...> huge trim
>>
>>>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?
>>
>>Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM!
>>Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner!
>
>I got you do do that for me.

Do do, LOL!

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>><...> huge trim
>>>>
>>>>>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?
>>>>
>>>>Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM!
>>>>Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner!
>>>
>>>I got you do do that for me.
>>
>>Do do, LOL!
>
>After you're done taking a do do thanks for the agent.

Yer welcome, hope ya backed it up this time.
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