Top 5 wonders of Islam.

[Lee]

5) Put superglue on a prayer mat:

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/07/15/quran460.jpg

4) Share a line of coke with an oil sheik.

http://www.jimmyakin.org/images/john_paul_ii_quran.jpg

3) Have a competition to see who can eat the most korans in 3 minutes:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U54NM9QE5VY/STllqZBOSeI/AAAAAAAAFHw/dThlNewrii8/s320/quran.jpg

2) In areas where there is treacherous quicksand join a volunteer Islamic
rescue group:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1187/763425853_6dfcebd093.jpg

1) Start your own dating and marriage agency

http://www.belch.com/img/muslimwedding.jpg

[Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF]

LOL!

--
"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

[Fartass Jewad]

Facts about the Quran:

1, The Quran is the only nonsense book that encourage people to kill
non-believers of Islam.

2. It is the book of the devil. Satan is Allah.

3. It is a book of the pedophile Mohammed.

4. It is a book of liars, ignorant, stupid , violent and backward
thinkers.

5. It is a book of Muslims.

FJ

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