BIKIE LOSERS!!!
LOSERS!!!
Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
Do you even know how to type?
GORider
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Cameron
>
> Why would motorcycle people want a newsgroup?
Most of us hang out here while we are at work.....
we need to do something sensible when the requirements of earning a
living force us to sit in front of a computer in exchange for money,
when we'd far rather be riding our bikes.
> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
I have very short hair....not many teeth left.
> Do you even know how to type?
Quite a few of us don't.
regards,
CrazyCam
alice
> Why would motorcycle people want a newsgroup?
> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
> Do you even know how to type?
>
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet
you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on
the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a
lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You
are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt.
You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You
are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating
foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and
offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate,
blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling,
giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of
what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to
the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers
avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a
fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit
your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with
your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available
to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You
snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak
into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly
before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble
blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite,
foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy,
squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You
are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally
self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with
us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning
rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of
flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the
moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.
You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed,
slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You
remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have
the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod.
Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward,
and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel
debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I
wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I
mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it
goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself
so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury
stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a
year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe
can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the
original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated
by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm
sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you
may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to
deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant
trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than
your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote,
because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing
a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of
insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in
life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have
more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find
these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of
like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on
you.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
----You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with
instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I
would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass,
a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the
profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a
monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour
lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this
world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the
puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in
recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment
of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a
malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a
paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You
are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will
still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more
rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up,
drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of
your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your
own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You
are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a
fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a
land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally
self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with
us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning
rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of
flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the
moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.
You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed,
slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You
remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have
the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod.
Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward,
and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel
debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I
wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I
mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it
goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself
so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury
stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a
year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe
can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the
original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated
by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm
sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you
may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to
deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant
trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than
your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote,
because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing
a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of
insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in
life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have
more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find
these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of
like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on
you.
--
Steve Oxley
[Snip original troll from idiot]
>You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet
Blaawwdy hell!
How long did it take to type all that in?
Watch out Sam!! You have a competitor in the "thermonuclear strength
reply to idiots" category!
Steve
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Jeffles
didit.com> writes
>LOSERS!!! wrote
>
>> Why would motorcycle people want a newsgroup?
>> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
>> Do you even know how to type?
>>
>You swine.
Er.... *snip*
Nah... more like *Hack, Chop, Carve, Rip*
Bloody hell alice - that's one hell of a spleen you have to vent!
--
Jeffles
alice
> "LOSERS!!!" wrote:
>>
>> Why would motorcycle people want a newsgroup?
>
> Most of us hang out here while we are at work.....
> we need to do something sensible when the requirements of earning a
> living force us to sit in front of a computer in exchange for money,
> when we'd far rather be riding our bikes.
>
>> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
>
> I have very short hair....not many teeth left.
>
Gee, you've aged. I remember you back from all those years ago as a
presentable, nice kinda guy... Now you're toothless? Whatcha been doing,
chewing off your handgrips?
Alice
alice
> On Wed, 31 Jan 2001 07:06:09 +1100, alice <al...@alice-didit.com> wrote:
> [Snip original troll from idiot]
>> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet
> [snip Alice's multi-megaton thermonuclear blast reply]
>
> Blaawwdy hell!
>
> How long did it take to type all that in?
Actually I'd saved it from the first time I used it on someone.
> Watch out Sam!! You have a competitor in the "thermonuclear strength
> reply to idiots" category!
They don't let me carry anti-fuckwit missiles around, more's the pity.
Alice
Albert Hawking
This is defeintley a troll looking for attention because of being depraved,
who fantasises about fucking all the males and females in his family. GO
FUCK YOURSELF!!!
"LOSERS!!!" <los...@aus.motorcycles> wrote in message
news:3a771517$0$16378$7f31...@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au...
Cameron
<snip>
> Gee, you've aged.
Haven't we all, sweetie?
> I remember you back from all those years ago as a
> presentable, nice kinda guy... Now you're toothless?
Not completely toothless, but there are gaps.
I'm still a nice kinda guy.............mostly.
> Whatcha been doing,
> chewing off your handgrips?
I can't remember (and if I could, I certainly couldn't spell) the name
of the disease, but it's a revolting thing where the gums sortof reject
the teeth.
Probably a misspent youth biting insulation of cables didn't help.
BTW, you did cut and paste that rant, didn't you?
regards,
CrazyCam
Julie and Deb
long time ago, and even in fact have it saved somewhere as a text file...
Still, I just love good comebacks! Wanna send it to Rod Speed so he has
something different to say for a change? (of course, it must be hard for
the poor diddums to type with one hand on his d!ck and only one for the
keyboard...)
--
Julie and Deb
(TT600) (CBR600F3)
"alice" <al...@alice-didit.com> wrote in message news:B69D69E1.E08E%
<snip megaflame>
Kevin Gleeson
alice <al...@alice-didit.com> wrote:
>LOSERS!!! wrote
>
>> Why would motorcycle people want a newsgroup?
>> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
>> Do you even know how to type?
>>
>You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet
>you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on
>the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a
>lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You
SNIP
>life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have
>more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
>people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
>sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find
>these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
>would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of
>like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
>emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on
>you.
- - - - - - -
Kevin Gleeson
Imagine It - 3D animation and graphics
Halfmoon Bay, Tasmania, Australia
61 3 6239 9140
http://www.imagine-it.com.au
aus.motorcycles bike page
http://www.imagine-it.com.au/ausmoto
http://www.egroups.com/group/tasride
George Voulgaropoulos
<snip>
> I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
<snip>
stop picking on the lawyers ........
otherwise ROTF LMAO
John Littler
alice <al...@alice-didit.com> wrote:
> LOSERS!!! wrote
>
> > Why would motorcycle people want a newsgroup?
> > Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
> > Do you even know how to type?
> >
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll
bet
> you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on
> the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away
<snip>
<wipes nostalgic tear from eye>
Aahh it's good to see someone with a knowledge of the classics......
John
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Swampy
On Wed, 31 Jan 2001 07:06:09 +1100, alice <al...@alice-didit.com>
wrote:
>LOSERS!!! wrote
Cheers,
Chris Marsh
Honda V45 Sabre LE '82 - The Little Black Duck
Andrew Chin
fucking forum you spit sucking slimy sick excuse for rotting zombie flesh
that you are and you are too because thats all you fuck is ugly rotting
smell of death zombie flesh from every bad horror flick ever produced your
wretch winch witch hosebag mother was a fucking corpse anyway even from the
very begginning when she was born out of a rank and dirty green diseased
piss filled test tube she is ill with countless sexual diseases because she
got them from makin it with the garbage trash that you and your sleazy
worthless kind do it with and you live like a slob too you dont even flush
your hideous toilet or use deodorant so you smell like the crack of a bums
ass the kind your sister licks with her lizard like forked toungue at
lunchtime to get her nourishment at least when she isnt near a dirty smell
scummy toilet where she can lick and chew and gnaw with her yellow rotting
teeth on the lumps of toilet paper that are filled with vast quantities hard
peanutty lumps of poop and thats what makes up her draino caustic ridden
chemically imbalanced brain too cause she is stupid and drives a really
shitty car the kind that they would use in maacco commercials but its even
worse than that cause they wouldnt even consider using it in their
commercial cause it was too ugly and stinky so she fucked the director for
nothing and ate his shit because she liked it and had to have it fill her
repugnant slut mouth right up to and even beyond the bitches brim just like
your ganglean yak anus loving dick does at the end of a long night when you
come home from the faggot bars because you couldnt get some shit eater like
yourself to piss on you so you have to have her do it and she doesnt even do
it well either because she is more used to pissing on herself which is fine
since she was bread that way to begin to be a piss drinking whore of the
world more than likely even though she gets more than enough practice from
all her white trash scummy trailer park and gutter whore friends that are
always tweeking and shooting up diareaha from leaking rotting corpses cause
their lives are so god damned miserable and meaningless cause they work at
mac donalds eating the stuff from the grease traps and licking the floor
clean in search of pubic hairs to add to heir collections that they have
stuffed between their teeth they should have their faces mashed against the
hot grill and their genitals cut off made into french fries and deep fried
in boiling oil but thats too good for them they should be made to slave for
ronald mac donald for their entire fucking lives they gleefully chew and
suck on that queer ronalds ding a ling all all the ding dong day long for
free cause they love him and because he is a nazi with masculine black
reflective jack boots to shove up their bitch asses ronald boy grinds their
heads into tiny piles of ashes he laughs at them and makes their lives a
living hot breathing hell hell where they belong alongside you getting your
butt reamed by the devils hot boiling tongue and you will love it too cause
you are a chump and demons from all over know that your sisters give it away
for free this is why they let them live so that I can kill them with my
fucking bare hands squeeze their guts out of their stinky rancid cunts that
scientists dont even know how to describe cause its so god damn gross and
smelly everyone within a hundred miles or kilometers or whatever pukes all
over the place these are good innocent people and your family and you are
making them puke i should kill you pump fifty million billion trillion hot
screaming rusty bullets into your face and body there arent enough bullets
in the entire world for you and your poor excuse for a family they would
have to have the factories make them day and night forever and ever i will
shoot you until my gun melts dripping hot metal on your fucking piece of
shit you call a body girls laugh at you when you go to the beach you have no
right to even be seen near water at all cause you surely dont bathe in it do
you fucker head with that matted uncut dirty seaweed you call hair you are
to cheap to even go to supercuts they wouldnt let you in anyway they will
scream and run away from you but i wont i will shove handgrenades up your
filthy butthole but i sure wont forget to wear rubber gloves as thick as
plywood and a gas mask too cause you fart all the time you stink and kids
make fun of you and make you feel like an idiot for doing so but you cant
help it cause your sick demonic sucking family dinner ritual begins when
your mother farts in your dads face while he jacks off on top of your dinner
you enjoy watching his anus open gaping wide while your mother sticks her
tongue into it and sucks out all that ancient shit that wont come out
naturally cause hes so constipated all the time cause he sits all day at
home cause no one will hire him because he looks like a retard and snot is
always running out of his nose onto the floor by the gallon and you bottle
it up in a thermos so you can drink it when you are on the street bumming
money and no one gives it to you but you give it to them all the way down
your throat too and they laugh at you and hit you and beat you and ram steel
girders attached to funny cars into your measly little balls that you make
little girls suck but they throw up i hate you and i havent even begun yet
cause theres so many things fucked up about you so why cant you just realize
that you have no need to even be a part of this galaxy or dimension you
arent even fit to be an alien on star trek mr spock would kill you on sight
he is too smart to let you get away with living and annoying people day and
night you have annoyed everyone on the planet ten times over they see you
coming and get sick to their stomachs i should call up the air force and
have them blow up an atomic bomb in your face and video tape it so everyone
can enjoy watching you get fried on the big screen and we will humiliate you
and your highly inbred family by tieing them up naked behind a speeding jet
car and dragging them all over the salt flats after weve covered it with
nails and broken glass and hot lava you suck shit i hate you and there arent
enough words in the dictionary to describe it so i will say it over and over
and brainwash you into killing yourself you piece of turd what the hellwhy
dont you get the fuck out of this city what are you doing listening this it
just proves what a simple cocksucker shithead you are get out or fucking
kill yourself or are you too god damn fucking chicken you are arent you you
fucking worthless slob i hate you you are ugly get off of my sidewalk why
should i have to put up with you just because you pretend to live here
bullshit you are nothing but bullshit you make me sick of all that you and
your kind do you are taking up my space man and i dont like it not at all
damn you go burn your house down and go to jail and get buttfucked like you
should because you are such a god damn fuckwadded fagacite i should just
kill you myself but that would be much to easy your family can eat your anus
but i wont you stink of swamp shit and i dont have anything to do with swamp
shit but you do because you are and thats why i am telling you this because
im tired of wasting my time looking for ways to annihilate you off the god
damn face of this fucking planet its being taken over by scum suck fuckers
and you are one and i am gonna send you a letter bomb filled with nails and
other such horribly devastating objects to rip your ugly face completely and
totally off the same face that i have to look at everywhere i go im pissed
and i want you fucking out of here even if i have to call in jets to do it
carrying bombs and missiles and butt piercing bullets that will rip your
fucking ass off so you will quit stuffing things up it that dont belong to
you go die you are a piece of dung that isnt worth coming out of a mad cows
hairy hemorrhoidal ass i wanna cut your fucking prick off and feed it to
your kids in the poor district shit head you are brainless and you dont even
know how to tie your shoes because if you did you wouldnt trip so much would
you asshole breath when was the last time you thought of killing yourself
its been a long time probably so why dont you go do it tonight so i can get
some sleep im tired of you waking me up you bastard i will burn your house
down i will paint your fucking life black i want to ruin your donkey dick
shit swallowing cow cunt sucking life and warp the minds of your poor
pathetic dirty children so that they will grow up to be deranged and fuck
themselves with broken glass and roam the streets to get hit by cars i will
turn them against you you commie pinko cheadar headed buttfucker go sell
some of your drugs to your mom so she can overdose and die then you can fuck
her like you do your dogs cats and babies you live in hopes that you will
become rich or some shit like that you wont so fuck you you cant cause you
cant do anything good at all except nothing you can do nothing real good
because you are nothing god damn it you are a piece of the ugliest stinkly
asshole of your ever so worthless parents your mother is a whore and fucks
bums and sucks their dicks and swallows their alcoholic cum cause she cant
get enough you let her tongue your asshole and then you shit in her mouth
and she spreads it on your dick and sucks it off cause she will suck any
strange diseased penis for nothing because she has to have it in her mouth
and your dirty pathetic children are the same way you love to rape your
little kids tight pussies because they scream and its the only way you can
get off when you dont have some ugly fat slobs stinky mildew cunt in your
mouth right get the fuck out of here i am going to rip you into pieces and
cram them down the sewer so the rats can eat you and shit you out of their
anuses because you are a rats ass and rats shit and its what you deserve
today right now you lazy fuck go die git leave and go stick your fat head on
a railroad track so it can get squashed or i will nail you to the front of a
semi truck and drive it over a fucking cliff you son of a bitch you cant
comprehend that cause you are too brainless so just fill your house with gas
and light a match you cant even do that you are so worthless i cant trade
you for dirt you cant do anything but take up space you are a vegetable that
rots in sewage and slime you eat bugs and brush your teeth with piss and
defecate on the floor and sleep in it because you love shit and you eat shit
you are shit i hate you you completely suck im not through yet you deserve
all that you can get today now and surely not tomorrow because of the flat
worm that you are slime sucking pus filled bag of cartilage is what your
head is made out of because you sure dont have any brains they have been
buttfucked out of your skull by the dick hungry aliens that spewed forth
from your mamas pussy coming from sucking down all that rancid sticky sperm
from fat sweaty drunk and dirty diseased bums that live in your house you
attract flies and you should be poisoned in your sleep by somebody with lots
of money to give to me for killing your gross asshole with dynamite up your
bug infested butthole you are gross and you eat and lick the insides of
porta potties after they have been abandoned in the desert for years in the
hot sun and you live in them too and thats why you have no reason to exist
at all leave this planet you dont even speak and cohearent language you are
dumb and nothing comes out of your mouth but sludge except cum from your
dads herpe ridden dick that is so small it is too small a meal for even a
tiny little ant you have every sickness in the world you contaminated sloth
fuck you to death with an i beam you need to be raped and beaten within an
inch of your life you shit faced asshole pig fucker you fuck pigs cause you
are one you are to stupid to know the difference between animal cunt and
your own you suck on bricks to pass the time you need to be taken to a
junkyard and cut with rusty metal and then have a corroded drive shaft
rammed up your ass by an entire pro football team you drunk worthless stinky
sheep fucker get out of my face you are utterly ugly and disgusting in
unimaginable vast quatities of ways and means you make me sick take your god
damn dog with you too your dog is so stupid you make him eat the shit out of
your asshole cause he is too dumb to know how to eat dog biscuits he is a
mangy mutt that should be put to sleep but they wont waste perfectly good
poison on him he should be run over by a truck laden with the heaviest of
steel and concrete so as to squash him into a pancake that no one will
recognize except of course your whore of a mother who will scrape it off
with her teeth and take it to your messy dirty house to be cooked for dinner
so your dad can get the energy up to fuck your sisters while listening to
you moan and groan as i stick needles into your eyes you dont need to see
cause no one wants to see you you suck and you live in a man hole but you
arent a man you are a worthless pile of shit carrying diseases and you love
it i will burn you with a piece of molten sun go die i hate you leave this
planet you are hated and loathed in every corner of the world even the
penguins at the south pole hate you and want to kill you they wait day and
night for you to step foot on their continent they will freeze you in a
block of ice for an eternity if they even see you and i would drag you there
naked over a dirt road but there is such a long line of people waiting to
destroy you and your entire buttfucking excuse for a family they will just
lynch all of you and rip their guts out and let them run into the street why
dont you just save them the trouble and run into the street right now so as
the cars can run you down into the dirt where you belong you are dirt you
eat dirt that has poop in it you suck on exhaust pipes in your spare time
you haven't the luck to do it long enough to kill yourself climb into my
engine compartment so my cars fan can get a chance to cut your skankly green
dick off so you cant reproduce and make this world even more unbearable for
everyone else go eat dead bodies they are your only source of fucking food
cause food wilts spoils and dies when around your rancid filthy body god
hates you too you make my grass die when you walk down the street i should
call the fucking cops they will arrest you for every crime in the book and
you wont be able to run in that silly ass way that you do cause the cops
will have helicopters and drop napalm on you it is worth losing a whole
block if they can get you the cops have a picture of your ugly pus covered
face in every car they own even the cops on tv have orders to shoot you full
of holes on sight you cant hide you never learned how to hide you are too
stupid to grasp the idea of hide and seek the kids never played with you in
school because you dressed like a fucking slob hippy fuck from some
worthless past decade they kicked you and teased you and made you suck their
cocks even the school nurse filled hypos with acid and shot up your eyeballs
as the teachers watched and laughed at you cause you were fucking dumb they
tried to teach you but they couldnt you always had shit in your mouth so
they couldnt understand you fucking rotting widerbeast cock eater i will
smash your fucking face in with a crescent wrench the biggest and heaviest
that they make and then stick your brain in a blender and feed it to fat
people at jenny craigs and watch them puke cause your little brain isnt
worth anything as food much less as garbage it is garbage but the garbage
men will ignore it and pretend it isnt there when i put i out they wont take
it cause it will ruin their truck those trucks cost alot of money and you
owe everyone enough as it is you humongous scumpot buffalo anus chewing
blister headed roach faced whore slime fuck get the fuck out of here i will
run you out of town myself and i wont need marshall dillon to do it because
you never heard of him because your tv sucks and gets shitty reception cause
you are too stupid to attach an antennae to it they wouldnt even sell you
one at the tv store cause you were to cheap to buy basic cable and you stunk
so bad and had so many flies around you laying eggs in your hair you are a
maggot nursery you scared off all the customers everything about you is
totally sick your measly life is pathetic you suck and your whole family
sucks go kill your self with a god damn chainsaw i will cut down the biggest
tree in the world and let it fall on you and squash you into the fucking
dirt you are fertilizer that plants and bugs dont even eat you are truly non
scrumptious to even the lowest of all life forms if rocks were alive they
wouldnt touch you either nothing on this great planet will touch you at
least it was great until you came along my job is to basicly eradicate
disintegrate and annihilate you into total nothingness not even a trace of
you has to be here or it will grow into another one of you and thats all
this world needs is another bad sci fi horror show but i wont mind cause i
will get to destroy you all over again yes and i will too so lets get
fucking started shall we i wont show you any mercy cause you dont deserve
any not even from god he is waiting also to kill the shit out of you he
hates you he didnt even make you to begin with that was someone that broke
into his house when he was out creating another universe cause you have
ruined this one with your presence you are trash and you have ruined this
whole universe and now we have to make spaceships to get the fuck out of
here but we wont have to if you destroy yourself now do it scum or i will
cave in your chest with a dozen industrial strength acme buggs bunny
pneumatic jackhammers and rip out your insides and sell it to alpo for dog
food but they will laugh and slam the door cause you are poison and filth
and you have bad taste all one has to do is look ever so slightly into your
trashy condemned piece of shit house and they will scream and run away your
bed is full of bugs and lice and you sleep with bums from third world
countries so you can ram their dirty cocks into your gaping sewer of a cunt
the subway is cleaner than you are you are fucking fucked up man go to the
cemetery and dig yourself a grave and i will throw your ass in and bury you
alive and encase the whole area in super quick dry concrete to make sure you
stay there then i will go to your house and i will microwave all your stinky
smelly mangy pets and watch and laugh as they explode and cover the kitchen
walls with blood i will piss gleefully all over your photographs of your
ridiculous family cause they are mangy like the exploded dogs and cats you
fuck in your bedroom i have to torch it all down to the ground to make it
safe to live for other people that are unfortunate enough to live near you
or even remotely pass through the area in sheer pain and agony you give them
all nightmares you are so hideous and disgusting i will sell grenade
launchers to your neighbors so they can so they can murder your brothers and
sisters and anyone else who has anything to do with you whatsoever in the
slightest tiniest bit at all ever i totally hate you dude or should i say
dud that would certainly be more like it wouldnt it but you cant answer me
because i have crammed poisonous lizards into your face and mouth you suck
and are a lowlife and you and i but mostly i have the need to have every
kind of pain known to man and unman and super man ultra man spider man cool
man and the man inflicted upon you you need to suffer all the time
everywhere everyday no matter which vacation spot you try to run away to i
will find you i will punch your titties into your spine and paralyze you and
drop you into a gigantic pool of hungry young maggots and carpet beetles but
you deserve more than that cause you deserve nothing at all people never
listen to you and ignore you because they are sick of the sound of your
voice and i am too and i will run a sears roto tiller over your head over
and over and take pictures of it and pass them around your school with
pictures of both of your parents sucking and fucking giant prehistoric sloth
beasts your dick looks like a dog dick only worse cause that would be
offensive to all dogs everywhere and your cunt looks like a rotted hole in
the side of a ten day old battlefield corpse i would put you on a space ship
and blast you off to another galaxy but it will come back because the aliens
will have nothing to do at all with you you arent even considered by them to
be even the lowest of all life forms you are so fucking useless your destiny
is to rot in your own mind and go crazy and torture yourself for an eternity
with oh so brief periods of normalness so you can forget the torture you
have suffered only to have it happen again a howitzer a blender chopping
away at your genitals i will be at the controls and i will waste your family
and spouse in front of you and have them raped into nothingness by alien
beings from other planets and i will sell tickets and make a fortune so i
can live in splendor you disgusting poor excuse for matter that you are i
hate you completely and totally i kill you in my sleep and when i am awake
and so did everyone else that ever lived ever since the beginning of all
time known and unknown even the animals and plants hate you they would like
to see you live in the streets and set on fire on a daily basis you bastard
fuckhole faggot nazi piece of trash bitch fucker and sucker of all that is
repugnant and surely not to forget as well all that is sickly and gross and
disgustingly corroded with puke from a thousand drunken junkie slimeballs
that live in bowling alleys to die a thousand million deaths isnt even
enough for you either and your whore of a girlfriend that needs to have her
head converted into a trash can for toxic waste that is all she is good for
besides a lousy fuck you would have thought she couldnt fuck anything any
more cause she fucks anything that moves including things that dont move
like rocks and hammers and broken wine bottles but it doesnt have to be a
wine bottle or even a broken bottle but she has had so many thousands of
regular bottles up there she has gotten to the point where only broken wine
bottles will fuck her she is a fucking slut mangy fat whoring bitch and soon
even the broken wine bottles will have nothing to do with her then she will
have to go back to rocks and when that peters out she will have you because
trash fucks trash and begets even more trash that you screw also even though
it is incest you bastarding whoring fucking shitty junk heap of unwanted
broken plates with stupid brainless designs on them nobody wants likes or
needs you go kill your head with a blast of ddt you are lower than the lowly
hairy dangling dick of a sewer roach scummy gross idiot you are trash i will
kick your god damn fuck ass all the way down the street i will sick rabid
dogs on your butt you are so moldy they would rather die than bite you so
why dont you just bite yourself i will even sharpen your teeth though you
have none they rotted out of your skull a long time ago or should i say that
your dentist felt sorry for them being trapped in that crummy head of yours
that he yanked them out just before committing suicide because he could not
believe that he even got close to your horrible ugly smelly mouth just to
save some teeth but thats his job to save teeth and my job is to knock teeth
in and we will start with you because you are first in someones mind when
they think about whose teeth they would like to knock in with a steel bar
covered with many countless unbelievably sharp edges so sharp that it doesnt
even have to get near something to cut it completely and absolutely totally
off the entire fucking face of the planet where no one can find it again not
even god and he wont even bother cause i have told you he hates you and
wants you to cease to exist he hates your furniture and your house it looks
like every broken down ugly abandoned crack house combined even all the ones
that the cops shut down and they are shutting them down because they are
looking for you mother fucker and its only a matter of time before they find
you and bring you to me so i can torment you and make you eat your dads
testicles and lick the hot asphalt streets covered with oil and rocks and
animal carcasses you will keep listening because what i say is the holy
truth and fact and even scientists from everywhere say that yes you need to
die and the sooner the better you sack of shit with dead smelly fish in it i
will go into the future and bring back the biggest most modern and
destructive gun ever in the universe and jam your head down inside the
barrel with my foot and just before you suffocate i will pull the trigger
and the whole planet will cheer and they will make me king of earth and i
will have all the pussy i want you asshole you will die and i will be
thanked daily for the rest of time come on in i am ready i will kick your
ass i will write about destroying you and it will be a best seller everyone
wants to stick an axe in your chest and twist it they will look deep into
your eyes and laugh until their sides split you are a walking comedy you are
a hundred bad drivers you are so dumb stupid and pathetic you dont even know
how to play candyland and even if you had candyland the company who makes it
would find out cause all of a sudden all the other candyland games would
stink when children opened them up and the company would take it back from
you and slap you in the fucking face for even thinking that they made the
game for you to even know about much less play it and all those poor kids
with stinky candyland games that they got for christmas you have ruined
christmas for them and santa clause will make a special trip from the north
pole to fucking kill you and make you suck the caca out of his reindeers
asses then he will call christ and he will fucking nail you to a cross and
tell his dad to strike you with lightning every hour on the hour and call
down vultures to eat away at your eyeballs you will die and i will be first
in line to watch i will piss and defecate on your grave i will kick over
your headstone and carve giant swastikas on it and spray paint your address
on every wall and flat surface in the world so people can go to your house
any time they want day or night and abuse you and torture and maim and burn
and squash your little pecker and shove it in to your fucking mouth so you
can choke on it and barf yourself inside out so i can pour salt on your
insides and take a cheese grater to your balls you damn dirty dick licking
dirt clod you slovenly dimwitted shitheaded shitkicker go suck a horses dick
i will ravage your family with fire and bombs i will destroy your lives you
are all fucking shitty and insignificant and have no use being you fucking
sucking shithole fag licker of street gutters your mom lives in the gutter i
will crush her damn head cause your brain is made by purina cause you have
such a dog face from sticking your nose in poodle butts you bastard slime
let me fucking rip you in half and drag you across the desert i want to
drown you in my toilet and flush you down the pipes to the sewage treatment
plant where you will probably fuck up the machines and nobody will be able
to use their toilets anymore so they will have to tie you up and shit in
your mouth you will get so constipated and we will shove a cork in your ass
to make you explode all over the walls and we will make your children clean
it up with their hair it is so matted and rotted anyway who will know the
difference i will know the difference i can spot you and your kind from far
far away even from another planet even if i was blind and on another planet
you cannot hide anywhere and no one will let you anyway you are trapped
there is no way out you will see my bullets coming towards you in slow
motion yet you will not be able to escape and parts of your body will be
shredded one by one and you will scream scream scream in such terrible agony
i cant even begin to describe it without using up all time in the world but
if you wake up my neighbors i will kick your fucking lame chicken ass in so
just remember that when you wake up and find that your legs have been cut
off and you feel like screaming you dumb slobbering idiot go suck an egg i
fucking hate you to death you damn dirty urinal licker when are you going to
put a shotgun in your disgusting mouth fucker head i will destroy you i will
disintegrate you into a pile of ashes and dump you into an ashtray so
everyone can stick their cigarettes out on your miserable ass you dirty
bastard you will be hung and beaten with rusty iron chains the heaviest that
they make then you will be staked out in the desert to dehydrate and
decompose in the hot sun your eyes will boil away what the hell is going on
here why are you even on this planet why do you exist at all you septic tank
sucker i will tell you you mother fucker you exist so as i can torment you
and spit on you and tell you how much you fucking suck you bastard you are
so fucking ugly when you walk down the street people scream and run to the
bomb shelters and get flame throwers to burn you to cinders you are their
entertainment i will ruin you to the utmost of my endlessly praised and
admired ability when it comes to the subject of your destruction and who is
to do it my ability far exceeds the limits of your measly mealy little raoch
nipple brain so i will have to show you i will give a sample to your head i
will demonstrate my powers of annihilation on the members of your family i
will make their lives a living three dimensional hell and i am not talkin
walt disney either i will starve them and urinate and defecate on their
crushed and mangled bodies and i will have the time of my life smashing you
out of existence it will give me the utmost pleasure and people will think
of me forever after as a living god for ridding the universe of your entity
when people eat a hero sandwich they will think of me because i am the one
living being that will stop at absolutely nothing to eradicate you into
total anti matter and that is all that matters to me and everyone else they
hate you i hate you the gods even hate you especially zeus he is just aching
to pump countless bolts of lightning into your fanny he will bring back to
life every roman gladiator and they will slaughter you one by one over and
over again yes it will be a glorious undertaking the klingons will have
their turn too and so will everyone else that has ever lived in fiction or
nonfiction they will all pay me huge and ludicrous sums of money to get a
chance to destroy you and i will have a penthouse and women and you name it
mother fucker i will tear you and punch holes in your tongue with an awl ya
baby i am just getting started so you will read and read on cause this is
about you and all for you my knives are for you my guns are for you my bombs
missiles grenades landmines every tool of destruction known to man is at my
disposal it was all donated to me with a hand shake and a smile once they
knew what i needed them for your time has come it is your end bayba
hallelujah praise all the gods of war and destruction your dead mutha fuckah
i will kill yer ass an dats garunteeed i have all the heavy weight muthas on
my side we are talkin god and jesus and allah and zeus and apollo and adolf
hitler and lizzy borden and charles manson and abe lincoln and bozo and
ready kilowatt and sugar bear and the whole crew from the honey comb hide
out and gi joe not those little ones either were talking bout scarface gi
joe and evel knievel and ghengis cahn and captain kirk and godzilla and
general destructo and spider man and the entire planet of the apes and
charles bronson and mike tyson and secret sauce agent and william
shakespeare and jabber jaw and madonna and fucking everyone man you are dead
meat we will kill your ass you are fucked forever you cant deny your destiny
i will see to that you big fat slob of a cock eater you i hate you to no
ends to infinity even past infinity so fuck you i will light you on fire and
dowse you with fucking gasoline and other such highly flammable liquids shit
head i ache to fry you and boil you in tar i have all kinds of nifty things
in store for you mutha let the lord be praised for giving me such powers of
complete and total carnage and i even have his permission to do with you
anything i want he has washed his hands of you and left you to me for
whatever and i will too you walking talking bag of used cat litter you
fucking whore you will take anything up your pussy your cunt is a fucking
vacuum cleaner that only sucks up things that are dirty and rusted and
covered with mold and puke you suck on popsicles made from frozen diarrhea
you never eat anything else but fecal matter except maybe maggots and some
other shit like that shit you know what the fuck i mean your the one that
does it not i you fuckin cocksucker do you understand now why i hate you of
course not you are too fucking retarded you are a nitwit a dufus and a
simple and complete moron i will grind you against the roughest and harshest
substances known to exist and i will put them on my black and decker belt
sander and run it back and forth across your body but lets start with your
ugly face so i wont have to look at it while i finish the job and this job
pays well too even though i would gladly do it for free the thought of
actually receiving truck loads of moola for doing something that i enjoy as
much and even more than anything else makes me do it with that much bigger a
smile on my face and even more warmth in my heart and laughter laughter
laughter it is hilarious to watch you in such pain and to know that i am the
sole perpetrator of your torture and punishment you were mistakenly brought
into this world now you must you will and you are right now even as i speak
and shove this skewer up your filthy ass suffering the consequences of your
actions that were of course made by no thought of your own but i dont care
do you hear me i dont fucking fucking care you are dead and thats all that
matters and thats all that you even need think about cause thats all that
your tiny mind can handle just you leave the how and why and what to me i
will do a good job blowing you away you have the best turning you into the
dirt that you are cause i hate you and i want you dead to all the universe
and everything in it no one will ever find your remains they will be spread
all over the galaxy it will take a five year mission an ten thousand dr whos
to find you but they wont find you and do you want to know why ha ha ha ha
ho ho he he ha because thats why because they fucking dont care either and
they never ever will ever thats why you dick head they hate you i told you
you idiot everyone hates you everyone is on my side you havent got a prayer
not even a chance in millions you have no hope of escaping they are all
waiting everything that is nasty and painful awaits you patiently cause
every possible combination of torture and torment will be inflicted upon you
we have the biggest super computers in the world working day and night
coming up with new and interesting ways of fucking with you physically and
mentally as well with others we might have overlooked you just name it
sooner or later it will happen to you it is all heading in your direction it
has one and only one target in mind and that is of course you who the fuck
else you dummy what did you think that there was someone else do you think i
would go through all this trouble for someone else ha ha bullshit you are so
fucked and hated that there is only one of you to destroy it would be nice
if we had exact copies of you to kill along with yourself but unfortunately
we dont but we do have the immediate members of your family on ice so that
when we are finished with you we can have a big party and start up on them
yes sir it will be a blast what me and my cronies will do to them will turn
your stomach but then again maybe it wont cause we will just do to them what
we did to you we might change the order a bit for variety but so what who
cares where you are concerned no one does thats who you are a bad fuck kill
yourself and save us the trouble you will try that and it wont work cause
you were meant to be destroyed by me and me alone and if i want others to
join in on the fun who hate you too thats my god damn business so fuck off
you big fuckin weenie i will roast you and feed you too baseball fans but
they will take just one bite and go running to the john to throw up and shit
all kinds of diaherrea out of their asses and you will be there to catch it
too with your mouth wide open begging and pleading for more caca to be
heaved in your direction and will it ever be heaved in your direction we are
talking about dump trucks and forklifts and bulldozers and every other kind
of heavy machinery available to man yes their wheels will roll over you
relentlessly crushing and mangling your body so your own mother wont
recognize it but all she will have to do is look at that filthy butthole of
yours and she will recognize you immediately cause she has spent so much
time with her tongue up there how many times a day does she scratch and claw
at your pants to get you to give her an opportunity to reach way up your
butthole and grab hold of mounds of hot shit that she can spread all over
her naked body and then lay outside in the hot sun and bask in the stink and
masturbate with dead rattlesnakes i will tell you how many times none thats
how many because all she has to do is ask and you gladly have her do it and
teach your sisters to do it and your dad cause you and your whole family are
fucking sick they need to be put away they need to be taken to a field and
bombed by lowflying aircraft from every nation in the world we will test
nerve gas on your family we will shoot you up with gallons of toxic drugs
and watch and laugh as you peel off your skin and eat it yes why dont you
just consume yourself that will be easy enough we will cook one of your arms
over an open fire and let you eat it then we will do the same to your other
arm and your legs and when thats all done and you are nothing but an even
more useless torso we will just shoot you and use you as shark bate mother
fucker full of shit that you are i will kick your ass i will fuckin kill you
man you god damn homo fucking ass sucking living rot i hate you i will tar
and feather and burn you pump a thousand pounds of compressed air into you
until you fucking explode dont you realize dont you fucking get it i know
your dumb and stupid and you are a moron and that is why i am drilling it
into your head this is my job we have already covered that the only thing
you need do is just listen to me listen to me because i am right listen to
me because you have no mind of your own listen to me because you are
searching for destruction but you dont have to search i am more than willing
to bring it to your front door you asshole i am your armageddon man i am
dominos pizza guaranteed fresh hot free delivery to you the one i hate what
more can you ask for than to have the same service delivered to your crazy
fucked up and smelly loved ones but you dont need to ask this is just what i
am talking about you are so dumb this is a fucking package deal not only do
we wipe you out but we wipe everyone out that has anything to do with you we
have a list and we are checking it twice we will decide who will get
slaughtered and fried mutha fuckah jam jam jam on it you will die thats all
there is to it theres no tell in which one of us will do it so get this shit
head yer fukin history baby go get the fuck out of here you are a scum and
suck fuck off eat shit go jump on the slow boat to china and when you do get
to china we will be right there to blow your fucking head to smithereens got
it you bastard you piece of turd you amount to nothing not one iota ziltcho
zero nada the big circle we will sell your children to satanists to use in
their rituals we will make tapes of it so that the torture of your children
can be seen and enjoyed by millions on the geraldo show your annihilation
will be the hippest and most popular saturday morning entertainment for all
the kids who you went to school with especially the neilsons who teased you
and hit you and beat on you and called you names and who hated you and made
you eat their shit and suck their dicks they will all watch you fry and take
part in call in surveys of what to do to you next it will be fun it will be
a fun family entertainment extravaganza for us all and not only on a sunday
morning either but on every day of the week like morton downey jr like the
six o clock news like reruns and wheel of fortune pat sajak will crucify you
on the wheel himself and spin it and vanna white will menstruate all over
your spinning body you will get so sick from spinning that you will puke in
one long gigantic barf that will leave you completely hollow and your organs
and guts will be all over the set and we will stomp on them and mash them
with our feet and then feed it to snails also of course long sharp burning
white hot shards of tempered glass will be dropped on you from the top of a
skyscraper while you are chained to the street so cars carrying gleefully
stoked to the max passengers can play havoc with your ugly deformed zitty
pestilent stinky rancid moldy body you trashy bottle fucking masturbating
necrophilic your torture will give all of us who hate your miserable ass
such a rip roaring good time budwieser will be drunk dry and then after we
are drunk we will drive dozens of large older and incredibly heavy and cheap
automobiles recklessly into your home your mother and father will cover the
bottom of our vehicles your kids will eat the glass of our headlights and
your girlfriend your girl friend will be train fucked and i mean we will tie
her down and literally drive a roaring mile long amtrak up her gaping hole
what you have the nerve to call her pussy we will be on a cunt hunt when we
find the cunt we will shoot her and cut her fucking head off and stuff it in
a trash bin behind a seven eleven where it will rot and decay into a mound
of dust and all the poor decayed maggots who died thinking they had found a
meal but they found poison instead you bastard how dare you bring that on
poor innocent maggots fuck you you will pay you bastard you will pay with
your services as a being to be hated and destroyed fucking fuck you fuck
fuck you and fuck you to death fucking die die die die die i hate hate hate
you i hate all of you come to me i will crush you into and right through the
pavement i will beat you with my fists until nothing is left not even the
tiniest morsel of your being will escape me i will pound you into the dirt
until the earth splits in half i will torment you till the sun is reduced to
a single ice cube wandering around the universe aimlessly in search of a
freezer i will take you out to space and toss you into a fucking black hole
let carl sagan deal with your pitiful shit i wont have it any more do you
fucking understand me you slovenly wretch of a human being but you arent a
human you are a cheap imitation a poorly informed imposter your are dead
meat and youre mine mine to destroy mine to obliterate mine to throw into
the depths of the deepest hottest inferno yah mutha you are mine and i am
lovin it you dont know just how bitchin it is to have your very own torture
toy it is great and thats all you need to know cause i will tell you what
ever the fuck i want to if i want to tell you to bite your tongue in half or
i will mash your balls in a vise hey thats my business not yours so fuck off
and do what i tell you and without delay either cause if you postpone any of
my enjoyment by god forbid procrastinating i will beat the shit out of you
and cut your little sisters titties off got that clown idiot jerko you
better because i am not laughing mother fucker i hate you and i always will
hate you forever and ever and we are not talking just until the cows come
home or until hell freezes over or when the fat lady sings we are talking
forever man you suck and stink and smell and i will kill you you are a
worthless piece of trash the worst thing ever to happen to gods universe and
you are dead meat all of us feel the same way and we wont rest because
fucking with you is how we get our jollies and our jollies are very
important to us you bastard go die i hate you now you fuck go back to the
beginning of this story the best story that has ever been written or ever
will be fuck the bible as it has nothing on this fine piece of work and
start all over again or i will kill the shit out of you i didnt think you
would obey me thats why i love to fuck with you because you are a never
ending inspiration you piss me off so much all the time i always have energy
to kill and maim you i have endless credit with the swiss banks and all the
worlds defense departments to get as many weapons as i need want or could
ever ask for to obliterate your poor pathetic weenie into dust space dust
because thats where i would have to put it deep into space so deep and
totally far out nobody would ever see you again unless they had a big
telescope but then if they saw your dust it would burn out their eyes and
absolutly crack the lense and cause unrepairable huge amounts of dollar
damage which would just be added to your bill the bill that your gonna pay
for for the rest of your life being harassed and fucked with forever because
its all a joke you will never pay off your bill it is so big you cant even
imagine your mind is too feeble and weak from all the chemicals and bullets
that have been pumped into your skull not that it wasnt feeble before
because it most certainly was so shut your damn mouth but only after i fill
it with broken glass windshields and uranium and explode it in some remote
desert in new mexico but it wont be that remote no you wont be that lonely
because there will be plenty of people there to watch people would gladly
pay their last cent to see you blown up and they would gladly sit in a
greyhound bus even to get there to see me blow you up with my bare hands the
same hands that will kill and kill again sounds like a fuckin block buster
movie doesnt it i kill you again and again lets add a few more agains and
top it off with the mention of my bare hands and we have the greatest fuckin
film of all time your head exploding in an imax theatre in three d yes tee
shirts and posters of your head exploding will be sold all over the world at
incredible marked up prices because this would be worth it and i would be
famous and you in turn would just be dirt brown stinky moist with dog urine
dirt the same dirt that you will suck into your lungs as you try to breath
but you cannot because a huge dumptruck is providing the dirt and a giant
funnel is guiding it into you mouth we have to guide it because if we didnt
it would run away yes even dirt runs away from you i would not have believed
it myself but i saw it i heard it scream but this is the sacrifice we all
have to make because you are around breathing our air we make too many
sacrifices thats why your end is near but it will be long in coming cause i
am going to take you there ever so slowly one by one i insert barbed fish
hooks into your scrotum i release tiny flesh eating insects to gnaw away at
your balls dont pass out from the pain dont go to sleep you may not know
what you will find when you wake up who knows a molten fourty five caliber
bullet making its way randomly throughout the inards of your sick fucked up
body maybe a speeding dodge charger crashing and careening towards you on a
hot desert road as you lay bleeding broken and sodomized you son of a bitch
you will be strapped into every unsafe carnival ride there is only because
we all need but certainly dont depend on an entertainment enviorment to
injure you in we will give out free hot dogs and cotton candy to be consumed
as we watch you shit your pants as you fall amongst the spintering remains
of a huge roller coaster and we will laugh and have espn there to show us
instant replays in slow motion throughout the day as we have fun with our
families picking apart your corpse and tossing the pieces into ashtrays and
other such glassware that is ever so much purer and clean and more usable
now that you are off the face of the planet we will win stuffed toy versions
of you that will be taken apart quite cruely by our children who will grow
up hating your miserable ass face shit for a head they will stamp on your
effigie and shout out your name repeatedly as your arms head and legs are
torn off and thrown before speeding twenty ton industrial strength military
style steamrollers which are driven by me and people who work for me but
they arent recieving any monatary compansation at all for doing so because
oh it brings such joy and happiness and meaning to their lives crushing you
into the asphalt were you belong a tomb of hot tar and tiny rocks to jam all
the orfices of your disgusting body which shouldnt feel to much different
from all the other gross things that you were born to do you smelly rat baby
crap infested moronic imbecile i really do fucking hate you to death and
thats where you belong death yes buddy he is waiting but for you it will
only be a temporary thing because you see he will get sick of you in about
two seconds maybe less and then he will only kick your ass back here for us
to attempt to send you back again and thats the incredible novelty of the
situation we and mostly i get to destroy you often very often i get to try
everything out on you scum whore of the god damned universe junkie fag
nigger sucking spic wop assed kike commie creepo chink fuck head yes these
all apply to you you are the combination of all these your are the reason
why these exist plus many more that havent been mentioned yet or havent been
invented yet but the inventing goes on twenty four hours a day and when a
new one does come we will surely and definately let you know with many
things and such following actions as a hail of bullets or even a steamshovel
pearched on your forhead when you wake up a dozen medical students disecting
you and throwing your parts across the floor where frat boys will play hall
hockey with your inards these can all be yours and not for nineteen ninty
five no not any credit card will be accepted your credit was never here
nobody is fool enough to fuckin trust you no we bring this to you at no cost
to you just endless daily payments of your life that is all and you will and
better agree cause you know it is right you know they are right you know i
am right when i say you suck fuck you i hate you pig skin chewing nautious
dead fish bait faced prick of the world you are a world champion asshole but
all your trophies are long gone people stopped giving them to you between
torture sessions because you were ramming them up your butt when nobody was
looking do you think we are stupid no you are the only one who is dumb and
absolutly brainless we watch you all the time even though it makes us so
sick we puke into your eyesockets and mouth we look at you because we like
to picture your fat head caving in very gently under the weight of a giant
stone axe made by cavemen long ago for that very same purpose even back then
dinosaurs would chew you up and spit you out again you tasted so sick and
rancid you gave them all diseases and they went insane and killed each other
with trees that fell over and died as you passed you are the reason they are
extinct you are the reason we blast away at you and your family with very
effective rayguns from other worldly worlds they heard about you and came
down in flying saucers to join in on the fun and excitement ha ha we laugh
with alien beings who dont understand us because words are not needed to
express the dislike there is for you that is why i say this it has been such
common knowlege that you are to be hated that it just goes without saying
well here i am saying it this is now available to all a handbook of
destruction the destruction of your miserable wormly fuck ass you diseased
trilobyte fuckin aye nintendo has a new game out i see it now it has your
picture on it its called smear the little shit its called blow his head in
now today before someone else does it before you and takes all the fun away
no problem i let people kill and dismember you all the time i teach a class
on it a take feild trips to your trashy house and lead them in a destructo
frenzy your children raped by giant radioactive long skinny cacti with
molotov cocktails on the ends their butts explode and cover your front lawn
with feces and sausage casings not that your front lawn doesnt already have
alot of shit in it already i know you cultivate it because that is all you
are allowed to eat at least when we are not shoving your mothers cancerous
ovaries down your throat your head encased in a peanut butter like substance
that is actually compressed big caca sewer roaches you are forced to eat
your way out because you cannot breathe you puke but it is no use it goes
into your mouth huge chunks of sick house bugs you swallow it comes out of
your ass like a playdough press but unknown to you because you cant see
cause we burned out your eyes with m eighties is that we scoop it back up
and shovel it back into your head encasement you loose all senses of time
because of a super dangerous experimental drug we gave you ha ha we dont
care you go crazy and gulp down more gross bugs but we get bored and release
your head from the bug butter only to press it against a freshly lit blow
torch supplied by direct pipelines from the middle east yes you will be here
a long time you fuckin piece a shit you fuckin suck man fuck you i dont care
i dont care man your screams fall on deaf ears i am comitted you are
committed this is a fuckin committment man dont you get it get the fuck out
of here i will close my eyes and count to one hundred you will be instructed
to run and hide to escape all this but i only count to one and one half i
turn around and smash in the back of your fuckin head with a used ninety
pound oil well drill bit you have been fooled again you are the sucker that
is born every minute every minute i get to fuck you over again you never
learn because you have been beaten into submission beaten down crushed and
pulverized you plain just get your ass kicked frequently more often than the
home shopping club lady honks her horn she honks because she is in line to
beat you and she is impatient and needs to feel your brains ooze between
here fingers as she scoops out your inards and throws them to the hungry
rabid cambodian dogs and sloths a different person each day will take you
through a different slaughter house where they will practice on you and
perfect their craft and a craft it is fuck you what do you know besides
bathing in sewage treatment plants and drinking urine samples from the polic
e station at gun point fella thats what the cops call you when they handcuff
your arms and legs and cock and balls to six squad cars and take off code
three to dennys people dont get their food at dennys in ten minutes for
nuthun you know they have to rush to eat so in case you come in they can run
out before they barf after seeing your face you make everyone sick to their
stomachs you are why peptmo bismol exists you are why rolaids and gasex
exist you make everyone so ill with your god damned presence they have to
shove chemicles down their throats well the time has come now it is time for
us it is your turn to eat fuckin toxic waste mother fucker that you are damn
you the sight of you is enough to cause a fifty car pile up on the four o
five you are forbidden to drive on the freeways and streets cause the sight
of you in someones rear view mirror is enough to burn their eyes out you are
used as the special effect in every horror movie they just put you on the
screen for a split second and everyone in the whole house screams and throws
up simultaneously you are worse than walking dead bastard ive had enough my
arm drives a steel shank into you leg splintering your knee cap into a
thousand pieces then the next leg piled into a white hot furnace your arms
beaten ragged against fresh asphalt with louisville sluggers and magnesium
softball bats the big huge heavy ones that lesbians use pounding and
pounding your scrotum so hard that your testicles shoot out ripping huge
tears into your ball sack only to splatter against some brick wall and drip
down into the dirt that you worship and eat and suck on whenever you get the
chance because you know that is where you belong and if you can get closer
to it by eating sucking and what all on all dirt everywhere no matter how
remote or polluted than so be it fecal headed faggasite you roll dingle
berries up in zig zags and fucking smoke them when nobody is looking dont
you yes you get caught with your fingers in corpses butts scraping away fuck
you man we have proof and you are gonna rot for it and dont try to lie your
way out we have you we have it all we have everything we need to proceed to
fill your nostrils with volatile and highly unstable explosives when you
least expect it you will see a giant mound of dynamite falling from the sky
with fuses burnin baby right down on you we are gonna take out your whole
family kit and kaboodle kibbles and bits and the whole nine yards to boot
buttface bunghole eatin bitched bastard you have had sex with everything in
the barnyard havent you no wonder theres so many fuckin vegetarians damn it
i just knew you were responsible we know and we have written the worlds
leaders and they have written back in total agreement they all want to know
when i am going to get the ball rolling when am i gonna get the job done
well good things come to those who wait and now ive waited long enough and
its better than good its god damned excellent man yer fuckin mine its all
here on paper and the paper says destroy and torture this son of a bitch and
all those who have any connection to this soon to be diseased and destroyed
anal groping shit faced cocksucker kill it do what ever you can do what ever
you want just do what needs to be done im doin it and your screaming and im
doin it and your bleeding and im doin it your cock caught in a drill press
the press jams as it gets tangled up it shorts out not only does it
electrocute your sorry ass but it lights it on fire your butt is burning and
you see nothing but red you broke my fuckin drill press man i shovel your
charred body of the floor of my once immaculate shop toss it out in the
trash bin where your remains obviously eat through and once again you are on
the street for us to deal with youve ruin my fucking trash bin man fucking
dick you fucking stupid bur head i bring out my magic dust and sprinkle it
on you and wala you are whole again to be chained up in the cellar where you
will wait dammit till we come for you again but it wont be that long no
brain storming here about what to do with you next suggestions flow like
niagra falls where violence to your being is considered no i would say its
more of a matter of heads or tales heads we kill you tails we kill you if it
stands on its end we fuckin still kill you so shut up and if you spit out
the glowing charcoal briquet we put in your fucking mouth yesterday youll
get double do you hear me e planet of the apes and charles bronson and mike
tyson and secret sauce agent and william shakespeare and jabber jaw and
madonna and fucking everyone man you are dead meat we will kill your ass you
are fucked forever you cant deny your destiny i will see to that you big fat
slob of rotton hamburger meat in an old smelly package that nobody wants to
buy...
"LOSERS!!!" <los...@aus.motorcycles> wrote in message
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Moose ZZR11
felling is no good
for you. I hope you don't have a copyright on it.news:B69D69E1.E08E%al...@alice-didit.com...
George Voulgaropoulos
Welcome to the group
I am sure school started yesterday, but it would seem you are a truant or
sick already.
Either way, can you leave Daddy and Mummy's computer alone and hurry off
back to the TV, Barney should be on soon.
Get along now.
--
George Voulgaropoulos
ZZR-250 (really wet today)
John Littler
quality was quite as high but it was a good 10 screens longer than the
last contender....
<glances off into wings> NEXT !!!
In article <9581np$c04$1...@bugstomper.ihug.com.au>,
"Andrew Chin" <s980...@student.rmit.edu.au> wrote:
> U suck and I hate the fuck out of you
Tony
> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
> Do you even know how to type?
OI !!!
I resemble that remark.
--
Yours Fraternally
Tony
'01 BRG Sprint ST
The Mistress
kiwipete
news:3a771517$0$16378$7f31...@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au...
> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
yep... and we aare extremely violent as well... and know how to track you
down my boy...!
kiwipete
You forgot the speedie... wotawanka...
seeya...kp
"alice" <al...@alice-didit.com> wrote in message
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kiwipete
news:3a774d9...@nancy.pacific.net.au...
> Correct me if I'm wrong, Alice, but I'm sure I've read that elsewhere,
long
> long time ago, and even in fact have it saved somewhere as a text file...
>
> Still, I just love good comebacks! Wanna send it to Rod Speed so he has
> something different to say for a change? (of course, it must be hard for
> the poor diddums to type with one hand on his d!ck and only one for the
> keyboard...)
what dick??
kp
Damien
"LOSERS!!!" <los...@aus.motorcycles> wrote in message
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Mandi Nugent
rather nasty divorce :)
m.
"Julie and Deb" <jaye...@SPAMFREEthehub.com.au> wrote in message
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Secoh
Secoh
alice <al...@alice-didit.com> wrote in message
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install
alice <al...@alice-didit.com> wrote in message
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paulh
<thedi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Hi Andrew
>
>Welcome to the group
>
>I am sure school started yesterday, but it would seem you are a truant or
>sick already.
>
>Either way, can you leave Daddy and Mummy's computer alone and hurry off
>back to the TV, Barney should be on soon.
>
>Get along now.
I thought it was funny... its not like he wrote it himself just for this....
I hope...
paulh
PdP
"LOSERS!!!" <los...@aus.motorcycles> wrote in message
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> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
> Do you even know how to type?
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"Mandi Nugent" <ma...@biteme.jnc.net.au>
> gee I wish someone had given me a copy of this when I was going through a
> rather nasty divorce :)
>
"That just proves my theory about Women"...
DOH!
Mark Ilsley
"Andrew Chin" <s980...@student.rmit.edu.au> wrote in message
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> U suck and I hate the fuck out of you....
What impressed me is the total lack of grammatical structure or
punctuation...
It's all 1 sentence...it would kill you just trying to say it out
loud...move over Richard Kippling, there's a new kid on the block!
Mark Ilsley
"Mark Ilsley" <ma...@cnl.com.au>
>...move over Richard Kippling, there's a new kid on the block!
Arghhh...would that be 'Rudyard Kipling' you refer to in your Email...the
worlds most unpunctuated author?
Get your facts strait before replying to this NG you unmitigated charlatan!
Mark Ilsley
Smee
Mark Ilsley wrote:
>
> Yep, that'll keep him quite for a bit!
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Pete
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> Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
Pete
*** FiZzer250 ***
paulh
I'm a BIKER Loser.. not BIKIE!
paulh
On Wed, 31 Jan 2001 06:26:07 +1100, "LOSERS!!!" <los...@aus.motorcycles> wrote:
>Why would motorcycle people want a newsgroup?
>Aren't you all long-haired losers with no teeth?
david
>
> what dick??
the one hanging out of his collar of course :)
cheers
David
kiwipete
or not a point!
Julie and Deb
which basically sums him up as pointless, doesn't it?!
truer words were never written... thanks for "point"ing me in the right
direction, Pete. :-)))))))
alice
> Outrageous!
>
> I'm a BIKER Loser.. not BIKIE!
Oh, you're an American, then?
Jeffles
didit.com> writes
Now here!
We had that first, back in the days of the Rockers, long before those
bloody seppo pretenders.
Learn the creed you heathen!
--
Jeffles (Biker <the real type - not tattooed or hardly-capable riding> and bloody
proud of it)
sam_...@my-deja.com
Stephe...@its.monash.edu.au wrote:
> On Wed, 31 Jan 2001 07:06:09 +1100, alice <al...@alice-didit.com>
wrote:
> [Snip original troll from idiot]
> >You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll
bet
Now, don't hold back, Alice, it's not healthy, tell us what you really
think.....
> Blaawwdy hell!
>
> How long did it take to type all that in?
>
> Watch out Sam!! You have a competitor in the "thermonuclear strength
> reply to idiots" category!
I am quite happy to share my teabag technology with Alice, but somehow,
I get the feeling that he really doesn't need it.....
Sam (always happy to see a fellow ranter in action)
sharkey
> Outrageous!
>
> I'm a BIKER Loser.. not BIKIE!
Yeah, and I'm a BIKER LOSIE!
-----sharkey (slow day, tum tee tum)
Emu
knocked up for these times
http://www.smile.com.au/fun/abuse
Emu
kiwipete
point-er I will not disa-point !!
hehehehe
take very best of care... Pete
"Julie and Deb" <jaye...@SPAMFREEthehub.com.au> wrote in message
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Zed_Dog
sort of pronounced din't ya invite us!
but not quite
Zed
Zed_Dog
Zed
ZZR250
GPZ250R
GORider
>
> paulh <aba...@bigpond.com> may well have written:
> > Outrageous!
> >
> > I'm a BIKER Loser.. not BIKIE!
>
> Yeah, and I'm a BIKER LOSIE!
BIKKIE LASSIE?
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John
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alice
> In article <B69EB64B.E41A%al...@alice-didit.com>, alice <alice@alice-
> didit.com> writes
>> paulh wrote
>>
>>> Outrageous!
>>>
>>> I'm a BIKER Loser.. not BIKIE!
>>
>> Oh, you're an American, then?
>>
>
> Now here!
> We had that first, back in the days of the Rockers, long before those
> bloody seppo pretenders.
I'm no spring chicken, son, and in Australia we've been bikies for as long
as I can remember. I watched 'biker' gradually creep into the vernacular as
everyone desperately tried to distance themselves from the old grot-&-snot
image of 60's bikies, but that don't mean too much.'
>Learn the creed you heathen!
Uh huh. I think I've pretty much got "the creed" down pat already, thanks.
I-)
--
paulh
and I dont really know what I call myself, either of them I guess
does it matter... ?
paulh
paulh
>Jeffles wrote
>
>> In article <B69EB64B.E41A%al...@alice-didit.com>, alice <alice@alice-
>> didit.com> writes
>>> paulh wrote
>>>
>>>> Outrageous!
>>>>
>>>> I'm a BIKER Loser.. not BIKIE!
>>>
>>> Oh, you're an American, then?
>>>
>>
>> Now here!
>> We had that first, back in the days of the Rockers, long before those
>> bloody seppo pretenders.
>
>I'm no spring chicken, son, and in Australia we've been bikies for as long
>as I can remember. I watched 'biker' gradually creep into the vernacular as
>everyone desperately tried to distance themselves from the old grot-&-snot
>image of 60's bikies, but that don't mean too much.'
Ah...but things change... go with the flow old dinosaur...
paulh
alice
Nope. The flow can go with me instead I-)
Alice
Clem Doherty
"alice" <al...@alice-didit.com> wrote in message
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(snip)
You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill...
(snip)
~
Heyyyy...
I've NEVER been dread-bolted..
Clem
Clem Doherty
~... (of course, it must be hard for
> the poor diddums to type with one hand on his d!ck and only one for the
> keyboard...)
>
No, you just rest your elbow on the base of the keyboard and .... oops!
Clem
Clem Doherty
Saying that to another person is a bit strong (unless they've served you
McDonalds food, of course!)
Clem
~
"Andrew Chin" <s980...@student.rmit.edu.au> wrote in message
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> fucking forum you spit sucking slimy sick excuse for rotting zombie flesh
(snip)
Clem Doherty
Clem
~
"Mark Ilsley" <ma...@cnl.com.au> wrote in message
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Clem Doherty
~
> I'm no spring chicken, son, and in Australia we've been bikies for as long
> as I can remember. I watched 'biker' gradually creep into the vernacular
as
> everyone desperately tried to distance themselves from the old grot-&-snot
> image of 60's bikies, but that don't mean too much.'
I've gotta back you on this one Alice;
"Biker" is the softcock term that do-gooder bikies, bellstaff-wearing-homos
(and the MRA) adopted around 1980 to try and become more socially acceptable
in the post-Stone era....
I've always been a dirty-greasy-bikie-scum and so have my Aunties!
Clem
alice
> I've NEVER been dread-bolted..
> Clem
You don't know what you're missing....
Alice
Jeffles
didit.com> writes
>Jeffles wrote
>
>
>I'm no spring chicken, son, and in Australia we've been bikies for as long
>as I can remember. I watched 'biker' gradually creep into the vernacular as
>everyone desperately tried to distance themselves from the old grot-&-snot
>image of 60's bikies, but that don't mean too much.'
>
>>Learn the creed you heathen!
>
>Uh huh. I think I've pretty much got "the creed" down pat already, thanks.
>I-)
>
*sigh* ever heard of tongue-in-cheek then?
--
Jeffles (misunderstood as usual...)
sam_...@my-deja.com
GORider <GOR...@automatic.com.au> wrote:
> sharkey wrote:
> >
> > paulh <aba...@bigpond.com> may well have written:
> > > Outrageous!
> > >
> > > I'm a BIKER Loser.. not BIKIE!
> >
> > Yeah, and I'm a BIKER LOSIE!
>
> BIKKIE LASSIE?
That's me! That's me! I'm a Bikkie Lassie! I LURVE bikkies! Pass the
TimTams, Ermintrude, I'm feeling carb depleted.....
Sam the Bikkie Lassie
Doug Cox
<snip>
> "Biker" is the softcock term that do-gooder bikies,
bellstaff-wearing-homos
> (and the MRA) adopted around 1980 to try and become more socially
acceptable
> in the post-Stone era....
> I've always been a dirty-greasy-bikie-scum and so have my Aunties!
Aunty Jack Doherty?...
Doug Cox
Work to ride, Ride to work...
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Iain Chalmers
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>"Clem Doherty" <cl...@australiamail.com> wrote in message
><snip>
>> "Biker" is the softcock term that do-gooder bikies,
>bellstaff-wearing-homos
>> (and the MRA) adopted around 1980 to try and become more socially
>acceptable
>> in the post-Stone era....
>> I've always been a dirty-greasy-bikie-scum and so have my Aunties!
>
>Aunty Jack Doherty?...
Yeah, and you'd better watch out, or he'll rip your bloody arm off!
big (no, I'm not _really_ that old...)
Doug Cox
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> In article <t_ne6.14914$65.7...@newsfeeds.bigpond.com>, "Doug Cox"
> <Doug...@Bigpond.com> wrote:
>
> >"Clem Doherty" <cl...@australiamail.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >Aunty Jack Doherty?...
>
> Yeah, and you'd better watch out, or he'll rip your bloody arm off!
Hmmm, there is a family resemblance...
Julie and Deb
--
Julie and Deb
(TT600) (CBR600F3)
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Clem Doherty
Mum only made me wear that boxing glove to bed during my teen years!
Clem
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"Doug Cox" <Doug...@Bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> > >Aunty Jack Doherty?...
Pete
Pete
*** FizZeR250 ***
"Iain Chalmers" <big...@mightymedia.com.au> wrote in message
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Doug Cox
> Mum only made me wear that boxing glove to bed during my teen years!
> Clem
It was easier to clean than the sock...
George W. Frost
existance by the media around 1970, before the MRA and Damien Goggedalotto
caught up with it, but I have to agree with you on the Bellstuff wearers.
I have been a bikie on the road since 1960 and still consider myself a
bikie, I started in a paddock in 1954 with a Panther 600 sloper I bought for
the equivilant of $12 and now have an FLHT, having been without a bike
for about two years of all them listed.
I am coming up to Noosa in April so I will look you up on the way through.
"Clem Doherty" <cl...@australiamail.com> wrote in message
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Clem Doherty
"George W. Frost" <fro...@iceworks.net.au> wrote in message
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> Sorry Clem, but I must correct you,
Did you know my Aunties?
~
>.....the term biker was brought into
> existance by the media around 1970, before the MRA and Damien Goggedalotto
> caught up with it, but I have to agree with you on the Bellstuff wearers.
> I have been a bikie on the road since 1960 and still consider myself a
> bikie, I started in a paddock in 1954 with a Panther 600 sloper I bought
for
> the equivilant of $12 and now have an FLHT, having been without a bike
> for about two years of all them listed.
> I am coming up to Noosa in April so I will look you up on the way through.
Provided you're happy to drink my beer we can always get along, George.
(mind you, I may be heading to PI for the Supers last 12 days of April)
Seeya .... Clem.
George W. Frost
I may even know them even better than you do ??
"Clem Doherty" <cl...@australiamail.com> wrote in message
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Zed_Dog
oil-slick, I think I need more practice to qualify for all-round loser
though!
Zed
zzr250
gpz250
had a suzuki gs175 once
and a honda chaley (about the size of a Z50)
Martin Taylor
CD> Provided you're happy to drink my beer we can always get along,
CD> George. (mind you, I may be heading to PI for the Supers last 12 days
CD> of April) Seeya .... Clem.
Hey Clem. I finish nightshift Saturday morning. Depending on other folks
plans, I might head on down in time to catch Superpole, stay the night
and party, or I might ride down for the day on Sunday (I'm only about 80
mins. from PI). It depends how I feel when I wake up, and also WHEN I
wake up.
Hopefully, we can catch up and put faces to names, as it were. Of
course, this may be an unrewarding experience for some....
Take a "p" out of gipps for an email reply
Clem Doherty
tentspace!
Seeya .... Clem
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> >
> > what dick??
>
> the one hanging out of his collar of course :)
>
> cheers
> David
>
>