sayings to replace 'YES' - please add sum

[Paul Thomsen]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?

Does a baby go ga?

Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?

Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?

[AL]

Paul Thomsen <d...@dayworld.net.au> wrote in article
<6gen4j$hqn$1...@nswpull.telstra.net>...

How about :

Are American kids fat and ugly ?

Are the Kennedy's gun shy ?

Does a one legged duck swim in circles ?

Is a birds wing span half when flying into the sun ? (Visual - flap you
arms and then bring one hand up to block the sun from your eyes!)

Does the Pope pull out ?

Does the Pope wear a funny hat ?

AL

[UnklPauly]

Does howdy doody got wooden balls

[Kitten]

On 8 Apr 1998, AL wrote:

**
**
**Paul Thomsen <d...@dayworld.net.au> wrote in article
**<6gen4j$hqn$1...@nswpull.telstra.net>...
**> Does a bear shit in the woods?
**>
**> Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
**>
**> Does a baby go ga?
**>
**> Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
**>
**> Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?
**
**
**How about :
**
**
**Are American kids fat and ugly ?
**
**Are the Kennedy's gun shy ?
**
**Does a one legged duck swim in circles ?
**
**Is a birds wing span half when flying into the sun ? (Visual - flap you
**arms and then bring one hand up to block the sun from your eyes!)
**
**Does the Pope pull out ?
**
**Does the Pope wear a funny hat ?
**
**
**AL
**
**

Following on the Pope line...
Is the Pope Catholic?

*purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr*
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[Trevor Mettam]

In article <01bd62a4$872eed00$6401a2c6@andrew>, "AL" <a...@al.com.au> writes:
>Paul Thomsen <d...@dayworld.net.au> wrote in article

><6gen4j$hqn$1...@nswpull.telstra.net>...

>> Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>

>> Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
>>

>> Does a baby go ga?
>>

>> Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
>>

>> Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?
>
>

>How about :

>
>
>Are American kids fat and ugly ?
>

>Are the Kennedy's gun shy ?
>

>Does a one legged duck swim in circles ?
>

>Is a birds wing span half when flying into the sun ? (Visual - flap you

>arms and then bring one hand up to block the sun from your eyes!)
>

>Does the Pope pull out ?
>

>Does the Pope wear a funny hat ?

or even:
Does Pamela Anderson have trouble seeing her belly-button?

and the classic:
Is the Pope Catholic?

and my personal favourite:
Is a frog's arse watertight?

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[Mick]

Can Dolly Parton see her toes?

[Andrew Rodgers]

Is a bear catholic ?

Does the Pope shit in the woods ?

Does shit stink ?
--

Me.

[Dunny]

Do sharks poop in the ocean?
Do rabbits breed?

[Scott & Karen Webb]

Mick wrote in message <89203593...@zen.orac.net.au>...

>Can Dolly Parton see her toes?

Er.............No. (It's supposed to be a saying to replace "Yes")

[starfish]

In article <89203593...@zen.orac.net.au>, "Mick" <m...@nospam.orac.net.au>
writes:

>Can Dolly Parton see her toes?
>

No
*<><

[Col Peady]

>Does a bear shit in the woods?
>

>Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
>

>Does a baby go ga?
>

>Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
>

>Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?
>
>

Does a fat dog fart?

[stnek]

In article <6h1cjr$bhb$1...@news.mel.aone.net.au>, "Col Peady"
<colin...@firstpac.com.au> wrote:

Is the Pope a catholic?

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reverse the first word in the address to reply by email

[Marie O'Brien]

is the Pope a catholic?

Marie

Mark wrote in message <89282573...@garden.wolf.net.au>...
>Does a one leggered duck swim in circles?
>
>Is a fishes ass water tight?
>
>
>
>
>

[Mark]

[David Shapiro]

stnek wrote:

> In article <6h1cjr$bhb$1...@news.mel.aone.net.au>, "Col Peady"
> <colin...@firstpac.com.au> wrote:
>
> > >Does a bear shit in the woods?
> > >
> > >Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
> > >
> > >Does a baby go ga?
> > >
> > >Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
> > >
> > >Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?
> > >
> > >
> > Does a fat dog fart?
>
> Is the Pope a catholic?
>
> --
>

Does shit stick to the shovel?

[Gaven Miller]

Marie O'Brien (marie.o'br...@virgin.net) wrote in aus.jokes:

> is the Pope a catholic?

No.

He believe in ME.

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[Gaven Miller]

Col Peady (colin...@firstpac.com.au) wrote in aus.jokes:

> >Does a bear shit in the woods?

No. It shits in the Aluminiums.

> Does a fat dog fart?

Yep. The Ma-In-Law is proof.

[rosep]

Mark wrote in message <89282573...@garden.wolf.net.au>...

>Does a one leggered duck swim in circles?
>
>Is a fishes ass water tight?
>
>
>
>
>

Are the Kenedys gun shy?

[Roncry]

Andrew wrote in message <6ibb5l$i1d$1...@nargun.cc.uq.edu.au>...

>Does Jack Newton drive an automatic

>>>>Does a Polar Bear piss on ice ?

>>>>>>>If I tell you a bumblebee will pull a freighttrain........hook his
ass up !

[Morden O'Hare]

On Sat, 02 May 1998 00:56:45 GMT, "Roncry" <ron...@mediaone.net>
wrote:

>I've got a couple to add:

Is the pope a catholic?

Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

[Michael Buining]

does a wooden horse have a wooden dick?

Morden O'Hare <Dro...@bigpond.com> wrote in article
<354daf6...@news.bigpond.com>...

[Andrew Feige]

-=> Quoting Morden O'Hare to All <=-

MO> From: Dro...@bigpond.com (Morden O'Hare)

MO> On Sat, 02 May 1998 00:56:45 GMT, "Roncry" <ron...@mediaone.net>

MO> wrote:

>
>Andrew wrote in message <6ibb5l$i1d$1...@nargun.cc.uq.edu.au>...
>>rosep wrote:
>>>
>>> Mark wrote in message <89282573...@garden.wolf.net.au>...
>>> >Does a one leggered duck swim in circles?
>>> >
>>> >Is a fishes ass water tight?
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>> Are the Kenedys gun shy?
>>
>>Does Jack Newton drive an automatic
>
>>>>>Does a Polar Bear piss on ice ?
>
>>>>>>>>If I tell you a bumblebee will pull a freighttrain........hook his
>ass up !
>
>I've got a couple to add:

MO> Is the pope a catholic?

MO> Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

Does Jack Newton swim in circles?

MO> -!-
MO> ! Origin: apana<<<<<<>>>>>>fidonet [sawasdi.apana.org.au]
MO> (3:800/846.13)

... Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.

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[Helen]

Does the queen sit on the throne?

[Carleen]

>
I've got a couple

Can you blindfold a bat and make it fly?

What's the opposite of 'no' anyway?

What's 'wee' in French mean?

Wouln'd you say that life is sexually transmitted?

Don't you all just hate bad hair days??

[Jacinta]

> Wouln'd you say that life is sexually transmitted?

Heehee. Not only is it an STD, it's a FATAL std! :-) Sorry, just my
warped sense of humour at work...

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[Gaven Miller]

Many years ago, (1977 seems to stick in my memory) when the phone company
(as part of the NZ Post Office) started to allow you to make toll calls
without calling an operator. they introduced it with the acronym "STD",
which, as we all know, means "Subscriber Toll Dialling".

Although, I believe it [the acronym] means something else nowadays...

[No Spam for Me]

Sorry to get off the subject, but I always thought that STD was

Subscriber
Trunk
Dialing

because you had to use the "trunk" line between cities.

[Scott & Karen Webb]

Gaven Miller wrote in message <6jm5u3$ee2$1...@newshost.comnet.co.nz>...

>Many years ago, (1977 seems to stick in my memory) when the phone company
>(as part of the NZ Post Office) started to allow you to make toll calls
>without calling an operator. they introduced it with the acronym "STD",
>which, as we all know, means "Subscriber Toll Dialling".
>
>Although, I believe it [the acronym] means something else nowadays...
>
>--

The jingle for long-distance Australian calls used to be (and I quote)

Share your good news around,
Share your good news around,
Share it 'round
Share it STD!

[Craig Hollins]

Scott & Karen Webb wrote in message <3563b...@139.134.5.33>...

Is that person to person?

[real.m...@gmail.com]

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

[Beamer Smith]

On Mon, 28 Apr 2014 09:15:26 -0700 (PDT), real.m...@gmail.com
wrote:

>Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
Are the Kennedys gun-shy?
Do Bears shit in the buckwheet/woods/fields?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Helen Ready?
Is James Brown?
Do Midgets smell farts?

[Kingpin]

On Mon, 28 Apr 2014 19:03:43 -0400, Beamer Smith <Gre...@Grelberville.ca> wrote:

> >Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
> Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
> Are the Kennedys gun-shy?
> Do Bears shit in the buckwheet/woods/fields?
> Is the Pope Catholic?
> Is Helen Ready?
> Is James Brown?
> Do Midgets smell farts?

Does Barry O'Farrell like wine?

Oh, hang on...

[atec77]

you misspelt whine

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[jewhi...@gmail.com]

On Wednesday, April 8, 1998 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Paul Thomsen wrote:
> Does a bear shit in the woods?

>
> Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
>
> Does a baby go ga?
>
> Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
>
> Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?

does robin williams hate board games?

[jason...@gmail.com]

Is Bob Barker tan?

Does Donald Trump scowl?

Is a frog's butthole waterproof?

[murray...@gmail.com]

Does Barbie have a plastic poes (poes is South African slang/profanity for vagina)

[andsi...@gmail.com]

is a pigs pussy pork?

[robertw...@gmail.com]

On Wednesday, April 8, 1998 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-6, Paul Thomsen wrote:
> Does a bear shit in the woods?
>
> Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
>
> Does a baby go ga?
>
> Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
>
> Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?

Does a duck have a water tight ass?

[somthi...@gmail.com]

If you dunk your balls in a bowl of milk squatting in a romm full of kittens, who gets nervous first?

[somthi...@gmail.com]

If Kitty Wells married Conway Twitty, what you call her?

[prodo...@gmail.com]

Does a sack of flour make a big biscuit?

[gregj...@gmail.com]

does she sleep on her back?

[cj5...@gmail.com]

Does a giraffe have a purple pussy?

[apoorv....@gmail.com]

On Wednesday, April 8, 1998 at 5:00:00 PM UTC+10, Paul Thomsen wrote:
> Does a bear shit in the woods?
>
> Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power-dive?
>
> Does a baby go ga?
>
> Does a maurauding mackerel make a mullets muckhole munch?
>
> Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?

> bump

[stevenc...@gmail.com]

[poop]

On Wednesday, April 8, 1998, at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Paul Thomsen wrote:
> Does a bear shit in the woods?

> Does a pigeon's bum pucker in a power dive?

> Does a baby go ga?

> Does a marauding mackerel make a mullet muck hole munch?
> Does a sea-lions scrotum slap in a shag?.
>Can you ever learn to shut the fuck up????

[Joshua Coble]

Does a duck boner drag weeds?