Great business slogans
Anne Hilllebrand
Saw a wrecker truck with this slogan painted on the back bumper.
"We're always on our tows!"
Beauty shop
"We'll curl up and dye for you!"
Packing house
"You can't beat Wilson's meat!"
Seen any funny ones? Please tell what city if they are legit.
Graham Weeks
Timothy Hock Seng Tan wrote:
>
> Anne Hilllebrand ("annehil...@worldnet.att.net"@att.net) wrote:
>
> 8<
> : Beauty shop
> : "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
>
> up and Dye". (That's Melbourne, Australia, for all you yanks.)
>
> : Seen any funny ones? Please tell what city if they are legit.
>
> I've seen a bakery that's called "Just no Knead". It's also in Melb.
>
I have seen for myself
In Jos, Nigeria, Good Shepherd Blessed Barbing Saloon.
In Kano, Nigeria, Lawal Bakers, Only God does better.
The latter though humorous to the foreigner is seriously Islamic.
Graham Weeks
668: The Neighbour of the Beast
John Chua
083...@bud.swin.edu.au (Timothy Hock Seng
Tan)<5vsla7$a2a$1...@lucy.cc.swin.edu.au> wrote:
>Anne Hilllebrand ("annehil...@worldnet.att.net"@att.net) wrote:
>
>8<
>: Beauty shop
>: "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
>
>I think there's an actual barber's here in Melbourne, that's called "Curl
>up and Dye". (That's Melbourne, Australia, for all you yanks.)
The best barbershop name I've seen is Chainsaw Massacre, near
Melbourne Uni...
(=
John!
.,-~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,.
ATTENTION: To reply via e-mail, remove the X's
from the start and end of my e-mail address!
John Chua
john...@melbpc.org.au
ATTENTION: To reply via e-mail, remove the X's
from the start and end of my e-mail address!
.,-~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,.
BonzoDog
Here's a rippa of a slogan that I saw while sitting in my car at a
set of traffic lights (for an hour or so) at Hanger Lane, West London.
"MAXI-SCAFF" for reliable scaffolding...
Let your next erection be in safe hands...
I was in a foul mood coming home from work but very quickly pissed
myself when I read that slogan.
BONZODOG, England.
DIANNE JOHNSTON
> : Beauty shop
> : "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
>
> I think there's an actual barber's here in Melbourne, that's called "Curl
> up and Dye". (That's Melbourne, Australia, for all you yanks.)
>
> : Seen any funny ones? Please tell what city if they are legit.
>
> I've seen a bakery that's called "Just no Knead". It's also in Melb.
There is a picture framers in Brisbane Australia called "Hang Ups" and a
fish and chip shop called "The Codfather"
Dianne
Trevor Mettam
Theres a Thai Restaurant in McMahon's Point, Sydney called "Thai Tanic"
(the neon sign out front is emblazoned in front of a sinking ship -- tacky)
--
===----------------------------+--------------------------------------------===
Trevor Mettam |"I did not write S.O.B. on the Rostow
ANZAC Ship Shore Installations | document... I didn't think [Canadian Prime
CSC Australia | Minister John G.] Diefenbaker was a son of a
| bitch. I thought he was a prick."
E-Mail: tr...@syd.csa.com.au | -- John F. Kennedy
Mobile: +61-41-1491139 |
===----------------------------+--------------------------------------------===
Mark Radovich
tr...@syd.csa.com.au (Trevor Mettam) wrote:
>In article <Pine.OSF.3.93.970923...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>, DIANNE JOHNSTON <n215...@sparrow.qut.edu.au> writes:
>>
>>> : Beauty shop
>>> : "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
>>>
>>> I think there's an actual barber's here in Melbourne, that's called "Curl
>>> up and Dye". (That's Melbourne, Australia, for all you yanks.)
>>>
>>> : Seen any funny ones? Please tell what city if they are legit.
>>>
>>> I've seen a bakery that's called "Just no Knead". It's also in Melb.
>>
>>There is a picture framers in Brisbane Australia called "Hang Ups" and a
>>fish and chip shop called "The Codfather"
>Theres a Thai Restaurant in McMahon's Point, Sydney called "Thai Tanic"
>(the neon sign out front is emblazoned in front of a sinking ship -- tacky)
There's a carpet cleaning company in Perth with the slogan:
"You muck it up & we suck it up"
on the side of their vans.
MR
--------------------------------------------------------------
To reply by email, please delete the "m" in the return address
or it will bounce.
Andrew
There is a radiator repair place in Geelong, Australia that had an ad that
said:
North Geelong Radiators, a great place to take a leak!
--
Surandy
abl...@iaccess.com.au
27 years on this earth and who knows how many
somewhere else.....where? I've got no idea but it
felt like only yesterday!
DIANNE JOHNSTON <n215...@sparrow.qut.edu.au> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.93.970923...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>...
>
> > : Beauty shop
> > : "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
> >
> > I think there's an actual barber's here in Melbourne, that's called
"Curl
> > up and Dye". (That's Melbourne, Australia, for all you yanks.)
> >
> > : Seen any funny ones? Please tell what city if they are legit.
> >
> > I've seen a bakery that's called "Just no Knead". It's also in Melb.
>
> There is a picture framers in Brisbane Australia called "Hang Ups" and a
> fish and chip shop called "The Codfather"
>
> Dianne
>
>
Panhead
Mark Radovich wrote:
>
> tr...@syd.csa.com.au (Trevor Mettam) wrote:
>
> >In article <Pine.OSF.3.93.970923...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>, DIANNE JOHNSTON <n215...@sparrow.qut.edu.au> writes:
> >>
> >>> : "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
> >>>
> >>> I think there's an actual barber's here in Melbourne, that's called "Curl
> >>> up and Dye". (That's Melbourne, Australia, for all you yanks.)
> >>>
> >>> : Seen any funny ones? Please tell what city if they are legit.
> >>>
> >>> I've seen a bakery that's called "Just no Knead". It's also in Melb.
> >>
> >>There is a picture framers in Brisbane Australia called "Hang Ups" and a
> >>fish and chip shop called "The Codfather"
>
> >(the neon sign out front is emblazoned in front of a sinking ship -- tacky)
>
> There's a carpet cleaning company in Perth with the slogan:
>
> "You muck it up & we suck it up"
>
> on the side of their vans.
>
What? No cess-pool companies that say "We'll take crap from anybody."?
The Bunton's
Anne Hilllebrand wrote:
>
> Saw a wrecker truck with this slogan painted on the back bumper.
>
beats a full house".
> "We're always on our tows!"
> Beauty shop
>
> "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
>
> Packing house
>
> "You can't beat Wilson's meat!"
>
R.J.
Andrew wrote:
>
> There is a radiator repair place in Geelong, Australia that had an ad that
> said:
>
> North Geelong Radiators, a great place to take a leak!
> --
Established in 1967 (?)
We havn't had a leak in 30 years.
(note that the year above might not of been the actual one, but you know
what I mean?)
R.J.
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***** To email me use: ra...@zip.com.au *****
"you make a grown man cry
you make a grown man cry"
-Start Me Up (the Windows 95 song)
The Rolling Stones
Ian Hadley
Sofa Repair Shop (Actual)
Sofa So Good
RUSSELL J BARTELS
A construction company in Geelong is called
Permenant Erections
OB:
Q: why did the goana cross the road?
A: to show that he had guts
Thankyou and goodnight.
--
*******************************************************************************
May god stand between you and harm...
Kannan
So what one would suggest for a ship chandling company??
Panhead <Knuck...@webspan.net> wrote:
>Mark Radovich wrote:
>>
>> tr...@syd.csa.com.au (Trevor Mettam) wrote:
>>
>> >In article <Pine.OSF.3.93.970923...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>, DIANNE JOHNSTON <n215...@sparrow.qut.edu.au> writes:
>> >>
>> >>> : Beauty shop
>> >>> : "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
>> >>>
>> >>> I think there's an actual barber's here in Melbourne, that's called "Curl
>> >>> up and Dye". (That's Melbourne, Australia, for all you yanks.)
>> >>>
>> >>> : Seen any funny ones? Please tell what city if they are legit.
>> >>>
>> >>> I've seen a bakery that's called "Just no Knead". It's also in Melb.
>> >>
>> >>There is a picture framers in Brisbane Australia called "Hang Ups" and a
>> >>fish and chip shop called "The Codfather"
>>
>> >Theres a Thai Restaurant in McMahon's Point, Sydney called "Thai Tanic"
>> >(the neon sign out front is emblazoned in front of a sinking ship -- tacky)
>>
>> There's a carpet cleaning company in Perth with the slogan:
>>
>> "You muck it up & we suck it up"
>>
>> on the side of their vans.
>>
>
>What? No cess-pool companies that say "We'll take crap from anybody."?
****************************************************
Kannan K N
P O Box 5592
Dubai
United Arab Emirates
Ph : 971 4 470000(Off), 366342 (Res), Fax 470303
Email : koma...@usa.net, kan...@geocities.com
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/1803
See who has what files open in browse mode. Try out SYSMON utility of mine. Link on my site
****************************************************
Anne Hilllebrand
Think I mentioned there is a cess-pool cleaning company whose trucks
read "We're number one in the number two business."
One that bothered me here in Orlando was the name for a lawn care
company. "None like it". Guess they meant there is no other exactly
the same, but could be taken to mean it was not liked by anyone.
George L. Anderson
Inn the 1960's Panasonic considered using the slogan "From Those
Wonderful People That Brought You World War Two" for advertising in the
Ewe Ess of A. For some reason they changed their minds.
Greg Garrels
> > >What? No cess-pool companies that say "We'll take crap from anybody."?
> >
>
> Think I mentioned there is a cess-pool cleaning company whose trucks
> read "We're number one in the number two business."
>
There was a sewage hauler in Barrow, Alaska called "Elephant Pot Sewage
Haulers"
Their motto was "We'll clean up your act cause we've got our s**t
together"
Malin Ulrika Helena Andersson
: >
: > So what one would suggest for a ship chandling company??
: >
: > Panhead <Knuck...@webspan.net> wrote:
: >
: > >Mark Radovich wrote:
: > >>
: > >> tr...@syd.csa.com.au (Trevor Mettam) wrote:
: > >>
: > >> >In article <Pine.OSF.3.93.970923...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>, DIANNE
: JOHNSTON <n215...@sparrow.qut.edu.au> writes:
: > >> >>
: > >> >>> : Beauty shop
: > >> >>> : "We'll curl up and dye for you!"
: > >> >>>
: > >> >>> I think there's an actual barber's here in Melbourne, that's called "Curl
: > >> >>> up and Dye". (That's Melbourne, Australia, for all you yanks.)
: > >> >>>
: > >> >>> : Seen any funny ones? Please tell what city if they are legit.
: > >> >>>
: > >> >>> I've seen a bakery that's called "Just no Knead". It's also in Melb.
: > >> >>
: > >> >>There is a picture framers in Brisbane Australia called "Hang Ups" and a
: > >> >>fish and chip shop called "The Codfather"
: > >>
: > >> >Theres a Thai Restaurant in McMahon's Point, Sydney called "Thai Tanic"
: > >> >(the neon sign out front is emblazoned in front of a sinking ship -- tacky)
: > >>
: > >> There's a carpet cleaning company in Perth with the slogan:
: > >>
: > >> "You muck it up & we suck it up"
: > >>
: > >> on the side of their vans.
: > >
: > >What? No cess-pool companies that say "We'll take crap from anybody."?
: >
: > ****************************************************
: > Kannan K N
: > P O Box 5592
: > Dubai
: > United Arab Emirates
: >
: > Ph : 971 4 470000(Off), 366342 (Res), Fax 470303
: >
: > Email : koma...@usa.net, kan...@geocities.com
: > http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/1803
: >
: > See who has what files open in browse mode. Try out SYSMON utility of mine. Link on my site
: > ****************************************************
: Think I mentioned there is a cess-pool cleaning company whose trucks
: read "We're number one in the number two business."
: One that bothered me here in Orlando was the name for a lawn care