Hi Richard,
It was great to meet you last night.
Here is a graph with a lot of programming languages on it:
http://www.jaisharma.info/static/choice/images/projects/lineage.svgWikipedia seems to have a good article about different programming languages, that might be of more use to you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_programming_languagesIf you decide you want to learn a bit about how programming is done, a number of programming languages have free resources set up to show you how to get started and learn the language.
The language I recommended to you last night, was Python, which has a reputation as being a good place for beginners, and yet can take you as far as you want to go in programming. Here is a site to learn it online
http://www.learnpython.org/The programming language our group uses, Clojure has a site where you can run Clojure code in your web browser, and also has a tutorial to get you started. That is at
http://tryclj.com/Another way you could go is with the Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs. It is an introductory text, and is considered by many as the best programming textbook ever written. It is available free at:
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.htmlThere is also a series of lecture videos for SICP at
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-001-structure-and-interpretation-of-computer-programs-spring-2005/video-lectures/One other thing I want to mention, generally it is considered bad form to type in all caps. People will complain about you shouting. This is true of any online community, and any regular user of email. All caps is used for emphasis. If you want to type in just one case, choose lowercase.
Rick