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To those Christians who love their soulless pets but expect to be "raptured" on May 21, 2011, have I got a deal for you!
You can have your pet checked on and if you've been raptured, kind pet-loving atheists will pick up and care for that flufly little bundle of joy for you!
Don't wait until the last minute to sign up for this great offer.
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
Happy Judgment Day!!!!
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QUOTE: "Happy Judgment Day!!!!"
HHahahahahahaha !! I bet quite a lot of imbeciles will pay !!!! :-))
On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 7:17 AM, Trance Gemini <trance...@gmail.com> wrote:
To those Christians who love their soulless pets but expect to be "raptured" on May 21, 2011, have I got a deal for you!
You can have your pet checked on and if you've been raptured, kind pet-loving atheists will pick up and care for that flufly little bundle of joy for you!
Don't wait until the last minute to sign up for this great offer.
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
Happy Judgment Day!!!!
Thanks for adding the humor.
I anguish over the stupidity, because I also realize what a *mess* that has to be picked up after this kind of thing.
And, so many of the people involved will never really come to know who Jesus Is.
It is the biggest dilemma in Christiandom. How do you teach *faith* without going into the devil's territory and becoming
a laughing stock.
Yes, I believe the Rapture will take place at the end of this *Day of Grace to the Gentiles*.
But, I also understand that the Bible says, *Kingdoms shall rise and fall until the end of time.*
So, if the Rapture doesn't take place,
and *hard times* come, we are still to be awaiting the return of the Lord Jesus Christ,
but knowing that it may be the kingdoms falling
- means that we should work to make our lives as good as they can be.
LL: Well, I think that's a wonderful offer. I would also be willing to
On Feb 5, 5:17 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> To those Christians who love their soulless pets but expect to be "raptured"
> on May 21, 2011, have I got a deal for you!
>
> You can have your pet checked on and if you've been raptured, kind
> pet-loving atheists will pick up and care for that flufly little bundle of
> joy for you!
>
> Don't wait until the last minute to sign up for this great offer.
look after any raptured person's money, investments, jewelry, houses,
or cars, wouldn't you?
On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 10:29 AM, thea <thea...@gmail.com> wrote:On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 7:17 AM, Trance Gemini <trance...@gmail.com> wrote:
To those Christians who love their soulless pets but expect to be "raptured" on May 21, 2011, have I got a deal for you!
You can have your pet checked on and if you've been raptured, kind pet-loving atheists will pick up and care for that flufly little bundle of joy for you!
Don't wait until the last minute to sign up for this great offer.
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
Happy Judgment Day!!!!
Thanks for adding the humor.
You're welcome Thea :-D
I anguish over the stupidity, because I also realize what a *mess* that has to be picked up after this kind of thing.
And, so many of the people involved will never really come to know who Jesus Is.
It is the biggest dilemma in Christiandom. How do you teach *faith* without going into the devil's territory and becoming
a laughing stock.
Yes, I believe the Rapture will take place at the end of this *Day of Grace to the Gentiles*.
Is that May 21, 2011?
But, I also understand that the Bible says, *Kingdoms shall rise and fall until the end of time.*
So, if the Rapture doesn't take place,
How would you know if it came or not unless you were "raptured"?
Maybe it already happened and you and the other Christians here just didn't get picked?
and *hard times* come, we are still to be awaiting the return of the Lord Jesus Christ,
but knowing that it may be the kingdoms falling
What does that mean? Has it happened? Are "kingdoms falling"?
- means that we should work to make our lives as good as they can be.
That's usually the best course no matter what one believes.
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On Feb 5, 10:29 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 7:17 AM, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>wrote:
>The early original Christian churches, as well as the Catholic Church,
> > To those Christians who love their soulless pets but expect to be
> > "raptured" on May 21, 2011, have I got a deal for you!
>
> > You can have your pet checked on and if you've been raptured, kind
> > pet-loving atheists will pick up and care for that flufly little bundle of
> > joy for you!
>
> > Don't wait until the last minute to sign up for this great offer.
>
> >http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
>
> > Happy Judgment Day!!!!
>
> Thanks for adding the humor.
>
> I anguish over the stupidity, because I also realize what a *mess* that has
> to be picked up after this kind of thing.
> And, so many of the people involved will never really come to know who Jesus
> Is.
Eastern Orthodox churches, the Anglican Communion, and most Protestant
Calvinist denominations have no tradition of a preliminary return of
Christ and reject the doctrine,
in part because there is no reference
to it among any of the early Church fathers nor any traditional
teaching and it's not biblical, in that it contradicts the chronology
given by Jesus Himself, creating a dilemma of either believing in a
rapture while calling Jesus (the one whom they believe to be God) a
liar, or accepting what Jesus told them in the exact chronological
sequences He specified, and because of their rejection of the 19th-
century concept of dispensationalism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture
> It is the biggest dilemma in Christiandom. How do you teach *faith* without
> going into the devil's territory and becoming a laughing stock.
>
> Yes, I believe the Rapture will take place at the end of this *Day of Grace
> to the Gentiles*.
>
> But, I also understand that the Bible says, *Kingdoms shall rise and fall
> until the end of time.*
>
> So, if the Rapture doesn't take place, and *hard times* come, we are still
> to be awaiting the return of the Lord Jesus Christ,
> but knowing that it may be the kingdoms falling - means that we should work
> to make our lives as good as they can be.
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Nations change dictators. And, this is the changing of the nations.
Much land has gone from one countries domain to another.
This is what is being talked about - when it says there will be changes in our
governments until the end of times.
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 4:06 PM, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:LOL indeed! The nations of the world have not been fighting battles at
>
> <snipped>
>
> > Nations change dictators. And, this is the changing of the nations.
> > Much land has gone from one countries domain to another.
> > This is what is being talked about - when it says there will be changes in
> > our governments until the end of times.
>
> That's been going on during the entire history of the world's various
> civilizations. Lol.
Mount Megiddo, though. Mount Megiddo = Har Megiddo, whence Armageddon.
On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 4:06 PM, thea <thea...@gmail.com> wrote:
<snipped>
Nations change dictators. And, this is the changing of the nations.
Much land has gone from one countries domain to another.
This is what is being talked about - when it says there will be changes in our
governments until the end of times.
That's been going on during the entire history of the world's various civilizations. Lol.
Saying something like that is a little like prophesying that it will happen when the sky is blue.
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Hi Thea,
You have a good attitude but this
rapture at any time nonsense has
put many Christians into La-la land.
First of all Matt.24:29-31 and
Mark 13:24-26 along with Revelation19
clearly say that "after the tribulation"
or "after this" shall the rapture occur
and then Christ shall return and then
gather his saints. This is confirmed
by I Thess.4:15-17, which says the rapture
shall not occur until "after" the resurrection
of the dead, so please stop all this
rapture at anytime nonsense because
non of this has happened yet and
may take another thousand years even.
Also realize that when Paul says, "
"this is the word of the Lord", we take it
as Jesus speaking, but when he simply
says "I declare" as in his attitude toward
women's ministry, that is something
optional.
On Feb 5, 1:06 pm, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 1:23 PM, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 10:29 AM, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
So please knock off this rapture at any time scenario because
many other things must happen first along with 2 Thessalonians
2:3,"That day shall not come unless there is a great falling away
and that man of Sin (perdition) is revealed standing in the Holy
Place." Therefore the temple of Jerusalem must be rebuilt before
that can happen. Okay? Please get it straight!
This did not happen with the Roman destruction of the
temple so it is yet in the future.
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On Feb 6, 11:33 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 7:10 PM, ranjit_math...@yahoo.com <
>Do you agree that you'll have the company of Mormons and Jehovah's
>
>
>
>
> ranjit_math...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Feb 5, 6:54 pm, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 5:36 PM, ranjit_math...@yahoo.com <
> > ranjit_math...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > > The rapture of which Church? How many people are the Church? 1 person?
> > > > 10 people? A million people? A billion people? Are all of them
> > > > Christians?
>
> > > The church, as in all people who believe that God the Father of the Lord
> > > Jesus Christ, raised Jesus from the dead for their salvation.
> > > It transcends every denomination as their will be a few from each most
> > > likely.
>
> > If you are one of those few, you'll have the pleasure of Mormons' and
> > Jehovah's Witnesses' company since they too believe that God the
> > Father of the Lord Jesus Christ, raised Jesus from the dead for their
> > salvation.
>
> My question is?
Witnesses if you're raptured?
Have you found how the power of your fairy godmother works in your
> Have you found our how the *power* of the Holy Spirit works
> in your life in the here and now.
life?
... including the power to respond to greetings and questions?
> God being the God of the Universe - there is *power*
In case you haven't discovered it, living and changing your
> for living and changing
> your circumstances - have you discovered how it is *done*?
circumstances is done by taking care of yourself and persevering.
LL: No, they've put themselves into La-la land ever since they began
On Feb 6, 8:25 am, Art Grey <artgreyda...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Hi Thea,
>
> You have a good attitude but this
> rapture at any time nonsense has
> put many Christians into La-la land.
to believe that the Christian myth is fact.
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On Feb 5, 11:14 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 10:11 AM, Christina Holm <
>
> christinaholm2...@googlemail.com> wrote:I like the other deal better... more lucrative...
> > QUOTE: "Happy Judgment Day!!!!"
>
> > HHahahahahahaha !! I bet quite a lot of imbeciles will pay !!!! :-))
>
> Wouldn't surprise me either ;-D
Get a Christian to sign an agreement that states that from today
until rapture day (date to be determined by the Christian, e.g. May
21, 2011) you, the angry earth-bound atheist, will pay his mortgage
until rapture day, but on rapture day the house will be yours... the
Christian won't need it anymore...
Strangely enough, when it comes time to put their cash where their
mouth is, few are wiling to sign such an agreement... wonder why....?
On Feb 5, 11:14 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 10:11 AM, Christina Holm <
>
> christinaholm2...@googlemail.com> wrote:I like the other deal better... more lucrative...
> > QUOTE: "Happy Judgment Day!!!!"
>
> > HHahahahahahaha !! I bet quite a lot of imbeciles will pay !!!! :-))
>
> Wouldn't surprise me either ;-D
Get a Christian to sign an agreement that states that from today
until rapture day (date to be determined by the Christian, e.g. May
21, 2011) you, the angry earth-bound atheist, will pay his mortgage
until rapture day, but on rapture day the house will be yours... the
Christian won't need it anymore...
Strangely enough, when it comes time to put their cash where their
mouth is, few are wiling to sign such an agreement... wonder why....?
_______________________________________
They put the Negroes in the schools, and now they've driven God out.
-- George Andrews
Despite all my efforts to inject some sound biblical teaching into
this group, Kitters is still fixated on the Apocalypse. So Sad.
Anyway, I think Kitters needs to get some insurance for her 1 kitty.
Because she is heretofore on my Rupture list. Rupture Ready in fact!
incidentally, where does the bible say animals don't have a soul???
On Feb 12, 3:24 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 2:04 PM, Chris <chrism3...@yahoo.com> wrote:O man no way! They'll likely burn me at the steak!!
> > Despite all my efforts to inject some sound biblical teaching into
> > this group, Kitters is still fixated on the Apocalypse. So Sad.
>
> Hey I'm not the one making the prophecy or saying the pets have no souls.
> You have to argue that out with your fellow Christians.
Yeah and what's your cut? Your making a racket is what you're doing!
> I'm just kindly offering assistance to those who believe and have pets they
> love.
Aww why?
> > Anyway, I think Kitters needs to get some insurance for her 1 kitty.
>
> That's cruel. Kitty Cat died last month. :-(
I have a black kitty at mom's house (that has to be adopted
out). Pure jet black. Gorgeous. You can have her. I'm serious. There
are ways of getting cats long distances. I don't see a lot of that on
the net these days, economy probably. But it is possible.
I'd show you a picture of Lulu and you'd fall in love I bet.
I'm rescinding the offer though. For no other reason then that you
live in the GWN, and there's loads of cats that needs good homes (and
are cold as hell). Even one from a shelter means there's space for
another homeless cat for a little while.
I'm very sorry though. I know how hard it is to lose a pet. You can't
let that stop you from owning others though (when you're ready).
Owning them is more about tending to their needs then ours, although
there's obvious benefits.
funny story. Kipper, a big fat loverly orange tabby, disappeared one
day.
2 weeks later I stopped by the house, and asked did they check a
particular shelter (I was told all of them were checked). I was told
no, so we went over there. No Kipper, but we checked out the adoptable
room. I picked up this one Russian blue girl who was in her cage for
4-5 months. I picker her up like a baby, and mom walked in, and we
were told she was "ready to go", if you know what I mean. I couldn't
believe she told me to take her w/us.
Anyway, we get home and I'm playing w/her. I hear "O MY GOD! O MY
GOD!" from the front door. Guess who decides to stroll in! Two full
weeks later, the day before Halloween. I keep thinking he was in a
cage somewhere waiting to be ritually sacrificed (that stuff DOES
happen all the time in this part of the country). Famished, nearly out
of his mind, noticeably thinner.
As for Jillian, she's a total wack-job. After 2 days she acted like
she owned the place. She has this hilarious way of throwing her head
back when she trots away from a situation she doesn't take a liking
to.
On Feb 5, 4:06 pm, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 1:23 PM, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 10:29 AM, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> On Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 7:17 AM, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>wrote:
>
> >>> To those Christians who love their soulless pets but expect to be
> >>> "raptured" on May 21, 2011, have I got a deal for you!
>
> >>> You can have your pet checked on and if you've been raptured, kind
> >>> pet-loving atheists will pick up and care for that flufly little bundle of
> >>> joy for you!
>
> >>> Don't wait until the last minute to sign up for this great offer.
>
> >>>http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
>
> >>> Happy Judgment Day!!!!
>
The rapture of which Church? How many people are the Church? 1 person?
10 people? A million people? A billion people? Are all of them
Christians?
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> > Tweet: "#wikileaks #cablegate "We cannot defend freedom abroad by
> > deserting it at home." --Edward R. Murrow"
>
> > "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we
> > don't believe in it at all." ~Noam Chomsky
>
> > "Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck
> > the government." ~Lenny Bruce
>
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On Feb 5, 6:54 pm, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > The rapture of which Church? How many people are the Church? 1 person?
> > 10 people? A million people? A billion people? Are all of them
> > Christians?
>
> The church, as in all people who believe that God the Father of the Lord
> Jesus Christ, raised Jesus from the dead for their salvation.
> It transcends every denomination as their will be a few from each most
> likely.
If you are one of those few, you'll have the pleasure of Mormons' and
Jehovah's Witnesses' company since they too believe that God the
Father of the Lord Jesus Christ, raised Jesus from the dead for their
salvation.
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Nations change dictators. And, this is the changing of the nations.
> > Much land has gone from one countries domain to another.
> > This is what is being talked about - when it says there will be changes in
> > our governments until the end of times.
>
> That's been going on during the entire history of the world's variousLOL indeed! The nations of the world have not been fighting battles at
> civilizations. Lol.
Mount Megiddo, though. Mount Megiddo = Har Megiddo, whence Armageddon.
> Saying something like that is a little like prophesying that it will happen
> when the sky is blue.
>
> --
> Tweet: "#wikileaks #cablegate "We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting
> it at home." --Edward R. Murrow"
>
> "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we
> don't believe in it at all." ~Noam Chomsky
>
> "Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck
> the government." ~Lenny Bruce